Teens Doing More Mouth Fornications

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
June 4, 2009 10:06 amComments Off

Mouth fornications are a form of sexual relations inspired by Satan, and new studies show teens are doing this a bunch. This is like when Bill Clinton fornicated Monica Lewinski with his thingy, but involves those who are pure in heart. Urban blacks usic, video games or some other liberal filth probably to blame.

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