Watch Tranformers 2 Revenge of the Fallen Movie Online Now, Christian Movie Review

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
June 27, 2009 10:02 am13 comments

Our world is in peril. Over the last several decades, the soulless Japanese have been leading the field of advanced robotics. With movies such a Terminator and I, Robot in mind, it should become immediately obvious how robots, in the hands of the wrong people, can be very dangerous.

The entire premise of Transformers takes this concept up a notch. Wonder if there was a sentient group of alien robots, who decided to have their war to end all wars right here on our planet Earth?

While such a concept is naturally sci-fi as clearly aliens and of course roboaliens do not exist, it could potentially make for a good bit of entertainment for the family. One would think a movie, based on a child’s cartoon, about a child’s play toys, would be a fun things for Dad and Son to go watch this weekend. Wrong!

Transformers 2 is one of the most immoral productions I have seen this summer. You want a summary of this filth, here you go. Warning: The following image media is highly immoral. Please pray then have women and children leave the room before viewing.

One Image That Summarizes Transformers 2

This movie may as well be named, “Hey, kids! How would you like some exposed breasts with a side of thighs without even having to go to KFC!

I was so sickened and outraged to see children in the theater, being subjected to this soft pornography of exposed leg shorts and a woman’s milksack cleavage, that I considered walking out on this filth several times instead of completing the review.

The movie starts off well enough, with a humorous look 17,000 years in the past (God didn’t create life until 6,000 years ago, once again establishing this movies potentially neat science fiction premise) when a group of robots called the Dynasty of Primes were going to convert Earth’s sun into energy for the Allspark, their source of life.

Typical imperial betrayal and infighting break out, and the end result is a Civil War among the robots: the good guys being the Primes and the Judas being named The Fallen.

Flash forward to now, and a young Sam Witwicky (the film’s main human protagonist) is going to college, while his girlfriend Megan Fox (Mikaela) seduces the male audience onscreen.

It gets worse.

While in college, Sam meets a girl named Alice who tries all types of unnatural seductions on Sam. This gives incoming college students in the audience the wrong idea, that college is all about having your willy entertained as opposed to your pure mind dedicated to your studies.

It turns out that Alice is a secret spy for the evil robots, which makes the entire situation even more sick and awkward.

As the plot rolls on, Megatron is revived and teams up with the Fallen, all to do the typical alien M.O. of demanding the Earth to surrender and also abducting Sam (namely his brain).

Several battles between the robotic groups take place, which ultimately culminate it Optimus Prime being called, Sam nearly having his brain removed and his parents being abducted, all around the third act plot point.

The resolution of the movie is admittedly neat, with an old bot named Jetfire being the plot device who reveals more of the Autobot/Prime history and legacy, as well as giving the movie’s heroes the knowledge and resources to restore Optimus Prime.

In an amazing final battle, a good showing of modern CGI, our hero Optimus Prime managed to defeat The Fallen and send Megatron scurrying off in defeat.

All in all, this movie could have been great summer fun for fathers and sons, as it could have focused on action and crashing robots together in big explosions. But no, they had to focus on one thing: sex appeal.

It is rife in this movie and it just sullied the entire thing. Unless you would take your child to watch Debbie Dallas or a naturally dirty king show in Tijuana, Mexico, you should express your frustration with the sex marketing in this movie by forbidding your kids to see it in theaters or their little secret internet communist sites. It’s sick and twisted.

Moral Rating: S (Sinister) for:
sexual innuendos, propagating alien conspiracy, excessive violence/death, evil evolution, exposed thighs, bared cleavage, lust, strong language

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13 Comments

  • TERMINATOR AND I ROBOT ARE AMERICAN MADE MOVIES ABOUT AMERICAN TECHNOLOGY YOU IDIOT!!!!!!

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    • So… Its the Japanese people’s fault, when it is an American film, with American actors exposing themselves, in an American setting, based on American made product. Even the graphics departments were run by Americans.
      Oh! But the CGI engine components used to create the movie were manufactured in Japan! It is all their fault!

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  • All I have to say is…

    Megan Fox.

    Yeah, I don’t even want to bother arguing with someone so secular. Kinda a waste of time. Either you argue on their level and they don’t listen, or you don’t argue and they don’t get the message. go figure.

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  • I bet EVERY FREAKIN MOVIE released is rated Sinister… even The Passion of the Christ..

    this is fucking gay and retarded

    I second U R Stupid’s comment

    im sorry factboy, I know arguing with this retard is pointless, but I somehow just want to speak my mind

    oh yeah. im a Roman Catholic Christian… yeah thats right.. I believe in Evolution and the entire population of the Philippines, 90% of which, believes in it as well..

    you suck, your gay, and you should have just left the theater after the opening credits, it would have done great justice to everyone…

    fuck you
    sincerely,
    Tammy Byron Canlas

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  • ilovechristwire

    Whew! Thank you Christwire! I can always count on you to help me keep my family safe from Secular Storm we all must endure. Jesus is Lord! Keep up the Good Work and Praise be to God!

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  • “the soulless Japanese” That sir, is a very rude and uncalled for remark to a large population of the world. So because someone is Japanese in ethnicity, that automatically makes them not have a soul? I find that to be the remark of someone who was raised by someone who had wrong morals.
    I also find that because something has “sex appeal”, doesn’t make it wrong to watch. Watch anything on TV nowadays and you will find sprinkled in adult jokes. Even before shows that are on now, you could find little jokes that you would never pick up until you got older. To sum that up, because it has “sex appeal”, I can’t watch it. That means you can’t watch anything.
    You also state that there were younger children in the theater. No person in the ticket booth is going to say “Oh well. There is cleavage in this movie. Sorry 15 year old boy, you can’t watch this!” I am 16 and I find that to be ridiculous. It is the persons choice to see what they want, and saying otherwise is forcing what you believe onto others and that I find to be wrong too.

    Basically, your article is all based on incompetent idea’s and beliefs.

    Have a wonderful day,
    Nick Stone

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    • dude, I totally agree with you(not you Dan, don’t get your hopes up) every writer on this website is incredibly racist, especially to Chinese, Japanese and Blacks. How can you say soulless Japanese and call yourself a christian. This Movie was made by Michael Bay(an American) the original tronsformers were made by Americans. this guy(Dan) possess no logic or reasoning. he is a racist bastard

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  • robots are awesome

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  • be holy guys

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  • Dr.Mr.Science

    this may have been a crappy movie, but theres nothing wrong with having a girl thats hot on screen. its true the movie was fixated on Megan Fox’s tits but that doesn’t make it bad. slow motion running shots were me and my friends favorites parts.

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  • The movie is as far as I know rated PG-13.

    So whatever kids are brought to this movie, well, it’s not the movie’s fault they saw it. It’s the parents’ fault.

    Golly gee a movie providing sex appeal? To its targeted male audience? Get over it.

    Also a tip: Sex appeal only ‘works’ when the actor/actress is hot. Megan Fox is a leather couch with lip gloss on it. You can feel free to stop feeling threatened.

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  • You forgot to include ‘blatant homosexuality’ in your list of reasons why this movie gets a big fat S slapped on it.

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  • Headmaster Buranto

    Yeah, the cheap sex jokes were annoying, but you’re all still a bunch of paranoid, racist asstards.

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