All 1.2 Billion Indians To Receive Antichrist’s Mark of the Beast

And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads:

And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

- Revelation 13:16 -18

The time of the Antichrist is nigh upon us, and the dotted souls of India shall be the harbingers of his dark global tyranny.

Indian officials announced today that each of its 1.2 billion citizens, even those who live in absolute squalor in the most remote villages, will be implanted with cyber-age biometric identify cards. That is; the carrying chip for the mark of the Beast.

One must question if the Antichrist already walks among the curry-scented people of India, as only months ago the Delhi Government created a mysterious veil branch named the Unique Identification Authority, tasked with tracking down any unbranded Indian.

The man tasked with carrying out these orders is named Nandan Nilekani who is famous for saying such things like “the world is flat”. Seriously.

Dear friends of the faith, the land of India is filled with unprecedented levels of disease, destitution and pagan cow worship. Yet, we can see Satan does not discriminate in making his kingdom the land of iniquity.

I know we all had our suspicions that Barack Obama was the Antichrist, but this is further proof that we must not be to hasty to judge. The Antichrist can be anyone, from a nation’s leader to the strong-accented Indian immigrant at your local 7-11.

The day will come when he charges you $1.00 for some beef jerky, he will suddenly demand you scan your right hand or forehead to pay for it!

Perhaps it will be that when you need your computer or cell phone service issue fixed, you can only access the Indian in the call center with a biometic ID card.

The ways of the Antichrist are crafty and he is soon to recruit 1.2 billion Indians in his army of atrocities. It is all prophesied so all we can do is pray and keep the faith, so we won’t be left behind come Judgment Day.