Get Black Voters With Fried Chicken and Potato Salad: Republican Chairman Michael Steele
Today Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele revealed the secret to getting the Afro black vote: offer them fried chicken and potato salad.
This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs.
Medical data indicate the validity of this fact, as the black community has a tradition of suffering from heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes due to their inability to curb their passion for unhealthy foods, unlike more disciplined races.
As frank as it seems to say it, this black passion of lust for greasy foods can be exploited at the voting booth to obtain votes. Simply go to the ghetto and offer blacks some free fried chicken and a nice peach cobbler trimmed with lard, and you’ll find yourself swimming in a sea of downtown brown.
These facts alluded Senator John McCain, who ran a campaign based on values and conservatism, but failed to appeal to the black palate like Barack Obama or Bill Clinton in years prior. The black’s preference for sweets is only curbed by their unbridled desire to support social welfare.
I’m happy that our friend Michael Steele had the cajones to speak up for our party, so that in 2012 Sarah Palin will understand how to run grassroots campaign to win the black people vote.
Here is video of the Chairman, revealing the GOP strategy for 2012.
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Bringing back morality one kneecap at a time.
6:33 pm
You asshole, the main reason why black people eat unhealthy foods and thus suffer from heart disease is because unhealthy foods are cheap and many black people unfortunately live below the poverty line. Food from Burger King or McDonalds is cheap and keeps you full longer. Of course, if you weren’t a racist bigot, you’d understand that.
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10:27 pm
Perhaps they should get off social welfare and find better jobs then.
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10:52 pm
Amen and aptly stated. To add to these points, Claire, you would do well to understand that the incidence of diabetes, high blood pressure and cholesterol problems are not income biased within the black community; they simply choose to live unhealthy lifestyles.
Perhaps it is leftover familial tradition or perhaps it is innate, though I find that doubtful because when you look abroad people of black color are not necessarily driven to eat with the spirit of gluttony. Perhaps it is something that the descendants of Ham will always have to face.
Whatever the case, watch the video: fried chicken, potato salad and collard greens seem to be the winning ticket in getting their attention.
I know such political strategy is sometimes tough to grasp for a female mind, but here you have the GOP Chairman telling it like it is.
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6:31 am
“I know such political strategy is sometimes tough to grasp for a female mind”
Do you have a death wish? Don’t fuck with me.
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10:01 pm
Wow. I hope every single writer on this website burns in hell. While I am conservative and do not support Obama for many of his policies, I was simply stunned when I found this website. I have never read anything so racist in my life, and the last point you made that Claire quoted was unbelievable. When I was shown this site, I read a few articles and laughed about how ridiculous they were, but when I found this one i was compelled to comment. The extremists who run this website almost make me want to become an atheist simply so that I do not have to share a religion with them.
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12:16 am
Tom, they’re pulling your leg. It’s a joke website, officially owned and operated by the same people who run The Onion. If you don’t know what that is, google it, and read a few of the articles, or watch some of the videos. And if you don’t believe me, just look into the advertising on this site. It all comes from The Onion.
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7:01 pm
Yep, you are showing the entire world via the internet that painting yourself white will solve poverty, hunger, bad eating habits, cancer, death, etc.
Are you seriously that stupid? This is 2009. Not 1865. Jesus taught that change starts with yourself- put a round in your kneecap for the sake of morality, or get the hell out of America. You’re shaming the American people, the human race, and Jesus, all at the same time.
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10:25 pm
“Change starts with yourself”
I could not agree more, my friend. And once the fine Afro Americans and MexiAmericans pick themselves by their bootstraps and let go of their chip on shoulder attitudes and racism, they will find the opportunities of America belong to everyone. It’s just about stopping all the excuses for yourself and voting proper people like John McCain into office.
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11:31 pm
““Change starts with yourself”
I could not agree more, my friend. And once the fine Afro Americans and MexiAmericans pick themselves by their bootstraps and let go of their chip on shoulder attitudes and racism, they will find the opportunities of America belong to everyone. It’s just about stopping all the excuses for yourself and voting proper people like John McCain into office.”
If i ever needed a mentor for quote mining, I would give you a call.
If i wanted to live in some sort of idealistic world where everyone was treated equally and acted equally, I would be a communist. By your logic that everyone is the same, yet act differently, you seem to hint that everyone has the same opportunities. Sadly for you, if everyone had the same opportunities, that would be communism. Yay for context!
BTW. John McCain was understandable until he chose Palin as a VP. If someone chose her as a VP, what does that stand for his character?
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11:59 am
Here I thought when I found the site down the other day you guys had been taken off the internet some how. Ah well, looks like the world isn’t that lucky. But that just means I can now read what B.S you guys have to say, laugh at it, then post my opinions.
[ This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs. ]
Through our stomachs? Really now? Last I checked the saying was ‘The way to a mans heart is through his stomach’. Didn’t think it was race specific, then again I didn’t think it was possible for people to be so stupid until I found this website and people like you and Amy. But she makes me laugh you just make me wonder how many times as a baby you were dropped on the head as a child.
I’m an African American female and the way to my heart is not through my stomach. If a boy wants to get close to me or into my heart they need to show me kindness, respect, they have to be intelligent because I can’t stand stupid men, and because I’m a student in high school they have to make good grades. Constantly get D’s or F’s? Oh no, no, no. There’s no chance in the world we can even have a long drawn out conversation.
[ Medical data indicate the validity of this fact, as the black community has a tradition of suffering from heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes due to their inability to curb their passion for unhealthy foods, unlike more disciplined races. ]
So you’re saying that the African American community isn’t disciplined and that we have no self control? I won’t even comment on that because then I would say some words a school girl really shouldn’t say. Now I won’t deny the fact that some of our race suffers from diseases such as those, but some of those things are passed down through blood lines. I don’t have any of those, actually I’m as fit as a fiddle and I eat what I want. Does that mean I eat Fried Chicken and potato salad every night? No. Actually I don’t even like fried chicken that much nor anything fried in oil or grease but that doesn’t mean I won’t eat it from time to time. I like eating veggies and fruits, especially fruits and sea food. My mom doesn’t like for us to eat unhealthy food either and she makes we work out and go to the gym regularly so we stay fit and there are plenty of other African American families like that out there. Not all of us, but a good amount.
Anyway I must stop now because it’s time for me to get back to my book report. Bye bye for now.
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1:03 pm
This is seriously the most sinful and racist and closed-minded website I have ever seen. The fact that you people have these ridiculous opinions sickens me. The first time I ever saw this site, I thought it was a joke. A satire on right-wing politics and religion. I am a Christian man and I am so ashamed that I even share my existence with you.
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10:44 pm
It’s hilarious.
And it’s satire.
I’m sure no human in their right mind would digest this shit.
But it’s amusing to chew on.
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12:23 am
Hey, Christwire operators. Better watch real close what you’re saying on here. Freedom of speech is being attacked from all angles, conservative and liberal. As just as hate crime legislation is, it’s starting to tread on our number one liberty in America. If people have their way, racist crap like this will become illegal at the federal level, even if it’s a joke. So while I support your rights to freedom of expression, you’re making it increasingly more difficult for those of us whom fight for this right of ours to defend it. Remember, this right came about because Christians were being persecuted. Let’s not see it suddenly vanish because, again, Christians are being persecuted. Stop with the irony, already.
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1:21 am
Well, this is not racist. And if you watch the video, you’ll see the gentleman who says it IS BLACK. Just stating the facts here.
Surprisingly, you managed to have some sort of valid thought and I agree that freedom of speech most be protected! Everyone should have the right to preach and teach about how to live a proper life, and it’s sad that the Obama liberals want to become China oppression regime.
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8:58 pm
I like fired chicken as much as the next person, but this is ridiculous! Serriously black people – try to be original once in awhile.
Its not a sin, but its pretty darn FUNNY! At least Chairman Steel’s heart is in the right place. The Republican party will rise again more glorriously than ever. Even blacks and Mexicans will see the light after Obama finishes destroying America.
PRAISE HIM
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10:19 pm
you people that are saying this is satire can rot in hell. this is way more accrate than the new york times ever is. telling it like it is is not satire or racial.
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