• Get Black Voters With Fried Chicken and Potato Salad: Republican Chairman Michael Steele

    July 14, 2009 5:23 pm 16 comments
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  • Today Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele revealed the secret to getting the Afro black vote: offer them fried chicken and potato salad.

    This revelation should not be very surprising as the key to a black man or woman’s heart is oft times found through their stomachs.

    Medical data indicate the validity of this fact, as the black community has a tradition of suffering from heart disease, high cholesterol and diabetes due to their inability to curb their passion for unhealthy foods, unlike more disciplined races.

    As frank as it seems to say it, this black passion of lust for greasy foods can be exploited at the voting booth to obtain votes. Simply go to the ghetto and offer blacks some free fried chicken and a nice peach cobbler trimmed with lard, and you’ll find yourself swimming in a sea of downtown brown.

    These facts alluded Senator John McCain, who ran a campaign based on values and conservatism, but failed to appeal to the black palate like Barack Obama or Bill Clinton in years prior. The black’s preference for sweets is only curbed by their unbridled desire to support social welfare.

    I’m happy that our friend Michael Steele had the cajones to speak up for our party, so that in 2012 Sarah Palin will understand how to run grassroots campaign to win the black people vote.

    Here is video of the Chairman, revealing the GOP strategy for 2012.

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