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God Blesses America With Holy Man Eating Robots (Eatr)
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Our God has one again showed favor to his U.S. Forces, this time by blessing our military with cutting edge robotic technology.
As Pastor Gould has warned us many times, the heathen Japanese are working meticulously to create all types of robotic perversions.
We don’t want to be sneak attacked by giant firebreathing robots on a new Day of Infamy, or have our teen sons and daughters wooed then secretly killed by Japanese femfatale fembots, so we must fight fire with fire! And hear you me, our God has DELIVERED! Glory!
Look at this new robotic technology that will strike fear into the coldest Asiatic heart!
Crafted by the hands of God himself, the layout for this technological marvel was given to American company Robotic Technology Inc. and funded by the Pentagon.
Terrorists will howl in fear and panic, for as Fox News puts it this godsend shall “be a combination of 19th-century mechanics, 21st-century technology — and a 20th-century horror movie.
Figure 1.2 – Divine blueprints of American EATR robots show how God designed robot to feast upon the fallen bodies of Satan’s minions.
I lifted holy hands to praise the Lord when I read about what this thing can do on the battlefield. Robotic Inc. has named this machine the EATR (Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot) and that name is by no accident. It is by divine design!
You see, after killing enemy combatants this robot does not let their lowlife corpses go to waste. It will eat them to give itself more energy! That’s right, a robot that runs on the biomass of terror!
As we find on the EATR’s website, which you may review here:
“EATR” — “can find, ingest, and extract energy from biomass in the environment (and other organically-based energy sources), as well as use conventional and alternative fuels (such as gasoline, heavy fuel, kerosene, diesel, propane, coal, cooking oil, and solar) when suitable,”
My legs jump for joy when thinking about how the legs of enemy combatants will wobble in fear when they think about this robot coming over, blowing up their cities and then feasting on the remains! Hah!
This is definitely one of the pinnacle breakthroughs of the 21st century and I hope we put every weapon known to man on this holy robot, so that we can get to spreading peace, love and freedom to those dirty devilwhore terrorists who need to be shown what’s right.
Glory!
6:51 pm
Why again are our robots holy, but japan’s robots unholy? Is the American made ‘Fleshlight’ just as unholy as the “Penistron”? Are you okay up there?
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“This is definitely one of the pinnacle breakthroughs of the 21st century and I hope we put every weapon known to man on this holy robot, so that we can get to spreading peace, love and freedom to those dirty devilwhore terrorists who need to be shown what’s right.”
Republican hypocritical logic ftw. Lets put lethal weaponry on a ‘holy’ robot, so we can spread peace by slaughtering anyone who isn’t an American.
THIS is why the Republican party is a dying party. Not that the Democrats are much better, mind you…
This is almost as bad as listening to people tell me that the Pokemon TCG is evil.
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7:56 pm
There’s one major flaw in the theory that this is a man eater. By Geneva Conventions it is illegal to desecrate human remains on the battle field. In other words, if this robot so much as nibbles on a finger of a dead body, US military leaders can be prosecuted under international law. All the hype over this “man eater” was clearly misinformation, and the company responsible for this robot have come out and made it quite clear that this is a vegetarian, and has no intentions on eating human or animal remains.
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1:13 am
Well thank God America can ignore the Geneva conventions, since we are above the law of lesser countries.
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4:43 am
hehe
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8:29 pm
Except the US completely agrees and upholds these rules.
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4:22 am
I’m pretty sure we’re not at war with Japan, you cunt.
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8:57 pm
OK, where to start..
RTI has built the robot to eat greenery for bio mass fuel, it cannot detect meat from human or animal, and if it could, it could not consume it. See for yourself here:
http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/images/upload/file/Presentation%20EATR%20Brief%20Overview%206%20April%2009.pdf
or to qoute RTI directly:
“In response to rumors circulating the internet on sites such as FoxNews.com, FastCompany.com and CNET News about a “flesh eating” robot project, Cyclone Power Technologies Inc. (Pink Sheets:CYPW) and Robotic Technology Inc. (RTI) would like to set the record straight: This robot is strictly vegetarian.”
“Desecration of the dead is a war crime under Article 15 of the Geneva Conventions, and is certainly not something sanctioned by DARPA, Cyclone or RTI.”
Again, you see a simple news article and make up the rest, then preach these mental visions of yours as gospel to the world.. but anyway..
I am just curious, did you know RTI builds the robots under the direct influence, and follows the guidence of Sun Tzu? http://www.robotictechnologyinc.com/images/upload/file/Sun%20Tzu%20And%20Military%20Robotics.pdf
I am just curious, because I think had you done 5 minutes of research, I bet that right there would have made it a devil machine.. lol
You state if one doesn’t like what you write, then they need to leave the country.. You might win more arguments based on facts, not just the visions in your toast.
Did you know the US still exports weapons to Japan?
Namely AWACS, Patriot Missles, and The AEGIS combat system.. Japans top 3 defense and weapons systems, built in the USA and distributed directly (Yup, your hero President Bush steadily signed the paperwork). And we are about to include the F22 Raptor, “the world’s, most
advanced manned combat aircraft.” Again, feel free to research it.. oh nevermind, here’s a link again:
http://fas.org/sgp/crs/weapons/RS22684.pdf
Yup.. its us vs. them (sarcasim)
For your viewing pleasure:
George Bush with Prime Minister of Japan Yasuo Fukuda and Chinese President Hu Jintao at the G8 Summit in Toyako
Yet another one that’s too easy to shoot down.. Imagine if I spent more than 5 minutes researching this.. I am sure I would have found all the Japanese and Chinese parts in your “God sent” robot.. dolt.
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2:27 am
they will said the art of war Sun tzu is evil ? USA use those tactic in their war like every other country out there
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1:10 pm
You are why this country is as much of a joke as Christianity. You are everything wrong with the world.
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1:10 pm
You are why this country is as much of a joke as Christianity. You are everything wrong with the world. You are an embarrassment to God.
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1:14 am
Just one little question…
HOW WILL THIS MAKE PEOPLE COWER IN FEAR??? HOW IS THIS A MILITARY WEAPON??? HOW THE FUCK WILL IT EAT PEOPLE??? HOW WILL IT BLOW UP CITYS??? WHY ARE YOU RETARDED???
Sorry but that was 5 questions.
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1:15 am
Oh and I forgot how is anything that kills someone “holy”???
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