Ryan Reynolds Green Lantern, Newest Thing To Ban Your Kids From Seeing

Dan Nordgren
• ChristWire
July 11, 2009 5:08 am3 comments

Comics are a perverted medium of ‘entertainment’ that hides sins and fornication behind the veiled implication of comedy: nothing can be farther from the truth.

Over the past few months we have reviewed how comics not only promote the homogay agenda, but also destructive things like feminism as well.

It looks like our Satan-supporting friends at DC are at it again, this time as they are planning to release a movie about a character named the Green Lantern.

Green Lantern is a very dangerous comic that’s aimed to introduce your children to drugs, magic rings and having fornication with other species.

These things are all deprived and have no place in the life of a child, yet DC ‘Comics’ favorite character is none but the Green Lantern named Hal Jordan. As you read this they are producing a dangerous film about the character, starring Hollywood actor Ryan Reynolds.

It’s no coincidence that the color of a bad infection is also green, because the Green Lantern movie will do nothing but infect your child with a death dose of Satan’s bacteria. Rest assured that this movie will infect your kid with a burning fever of sin that will lead straight to the eternal sick ward of hell. Warning: The following movie trailer contains immoral media, lies of evolution and alien-relations propaganda. Please have women and girls leave the room before viewing.

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3 Comments

  • *Rolls eyes* Its ironic that the hardcore fundamentalist doesn’t understand the concept of “Suspension of disbelief”.

    “Warning: The following movie trailer contains immoral media, lies of evolution and alien-relations propaganda. Please have women and girls leave the room before viewing.”

    Immoral Media: You put this in front of everything anyways.
    Lies of Evolution: What?
    Alien Relations: See: Suspension of Disbelief in a Fictitious story.

    You should go outside for a change, like your profile states.

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  • This is a real movie. But the trailer is faked three scenes from different movies put in: 1. Star Trek 2. Dragon Ball Evolution 3: Bedtime Stories those were the ones I caught there may be more

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    • Mister Dr. Baby

      Iron man, The Matrix: Revolutions, some Spiderman, Firefly and others.

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