Virgin Mary Seen In Holy Bird Poop
July 27, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Values & Lifestyle
Jesus has exposed his mother to us by causing a bird to make a holy poop.
Approximately 2 days ago, Texans stood in awe and wonder of the Holy Virgin Mother of our Lord and Savior has she appeared on a Jeep within a pile of holy bile from a dove.
God is a God of miracles and splendor, so it should come as no surprise that he could take something so vile and making something so pure and holy.
Crowds amassed around the holy relic on the jeep’s bumper, and reports indicate that women and children wept from hour at the sign from God. Truly, Texas is a great state and praise our Lord for taking time to congeal this bird’s waste in a holy way, so that the Holy Mother Virgin Mary could appear for all the world to see.
Holy Shit!
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But I thought Mary was part of EVIL CATHOLIC DOCTRINE.
But sure does bring a literal meaning to “holy shit”. :U
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Rapax, you’re back!
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