A Secret Journey Into Satan
Satan is a fallen angel who hates our Heavenly Father and all people on Earth. Despite this fact, the cults of dimwitted people who worship Satan grow every day: gays, pagans, murderers, feminists and black drug-dealers. The list goes on and on.
The problem is that many people are easily deceived by the wiles of Satan. They do not realize all that glitters is not gold; Satan is a veiled wolf in sheep’s clothing, waiting to jump out and devour one’s life and soul.
We must start being more proactive and teaching our children that Satan is always plotting to lead kids into his playground, then smashing their lives with sinful thoughts like supporting same sex marriage and abortion.
Please, take the time to watch this following video so your children may see the true face of Satan. Make sure they notice how he tries to lure them in with a soft voice, but something about it sends chills up their spines. They can hear a nihilistic timbre in it because their spiritual being is telling them, “Run away! Run away!”
Warning: The following video contains a glimpse into how Satan tries to tempt innocent children. Please pray and then gather your children to watch this video together. Please have women remain silent, as a father’s authority, wisdom and comfort will be needed so this media will not cause nightmares or unanswered questions.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
3:06 pm
“Please have women remain silent, as a father’s authority, wisdom and comfort will be needed so this media will not cause nightmares or unanswered questions.”
How would you like to be dead?
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2:47 am
DAN would have no FEAR of DEATH because he has WRAPPED HIMSELF in the MANTLE of FAITH in JESUS CHRIST!!!
Only the HEATHENS need fear DEATH and the FIRES of PERDITION.
IN OTHER WORDS, HE’D LIKE IT OKAY!!!
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3:10 pm
How, exactly, does one journey to an imaginary being? I’m intrigued…
Oh, and Dan: Jesus said he’d like you to suck his dick again. Last night was GREAT.
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4:02 pm
I swear that this site must be one big joke. Dan and Abe are probably bed buddies. I can hardly believe that idiots like this still exist in the world brainwashing poor little children into their crap.
I’m a proud WHITE drug dealer that took a christian GIRLS virginity.
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4:08 pm
I like the part where it shows how much Satan hates humanity that he just smashes people with his hand and asks God to let him open the Earth, so he may allow his followers to fall into hell with him (sort of like what happened in India a few years ago). Very good and educational. I wish they would show more cartoons like this instead of South Park and SpongeBob.
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9:04 am
how do they do that? is supposed to be clay right? i cant understand! and its a little sinister looking. i had to stop halfway.
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1:05 pm
“how do they do that? is supposed to be clay right? i cant understand!”
Yes, we know you can’t understand, which is why you should get off the computer and go back to third grade.
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1:15 pm
Yes, it’s clay. It’s a technique called stop motion animation. Same principle as Gumby. Or the Christmas classic “Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer”. It’s not actually animation as it’s a series of photographs sequenced to give the illusion of action.
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1:38 pm
You -do- know that Christmas is an abomination, right?
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12:44 am
i didnt realize i was so smart! thanks fake me! (and stop publishing with my name)
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2:27 pm
That was very funny some of the best crap ever, satan looks cool were can i sign up?
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2:58 am
I have sent this out to all the parents on the CW Holy E-Hotline to show this to their children before bedtime.
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4:07 pm
“I have sent this out to all the parents on the CW Holy E-Hotline to show this to their children before bedtime.”
It doesn’t seem very moral to purposely creepy your children out right before bedtime. Do you want the children to have nightmares or night terrors every night?
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10:52 am
Lol. This video is awesome. If Satan was real I would definately be his disciple!
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7:11 pm
This site is my new entertainment.
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3:12 am
Its funny how “Satan” almost sounds like So-tan, wich fits Billing’s craving in Young Sun-tanned Tight Dressed men.
I suppose you guys really get it off by wasting so much time with your noses in that Bible with all that Tanning going around.
ooOooOOooOOooooo….
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10:42 am
omg fucking hilarious. Satan pwns all those people. LOL. I officially declare that this video has failed its intended purpose as has this website.
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6:31 pm
This site is sexist, racist and prejudice against every other ethnic or sexual group I could think of.
I am glad I do not live in the US, and my faith in God will increase tenfold if this site is shut down or hacked.
People like the owners and users of this site disgust me.
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6:13 pm
Are you people a subsidiary of onion.com?
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