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The tribal people of Africa have once against brought the darkness upon our Christian world!
Violent by nature, a black gang of African Somalians hijacked an innocent Taiwanese-flagged fishing vessel. The Taiwanese are good people who make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart, and the skilless Africans were jealous!
Somehow these lowlife savages managed to get a large caliber Soviet gun upon a fishing boat, then opened fire on the Taiwanese import vessel. The Taiwan’s little eyes squinted in fear as they called out for help on their radio.
Enter America.
We sent a US Navy helicopter to perhaps, scare off the Africans from their violent attempts at once again abducting innocents.
According to official reports, the US Navy chopper was making a routine surveillance of our ocean waters along the African coastline, when they heard the Asians calling out for help.
The Somalians got scared and dared to aim their weapons at our flying machines! Their sin-marinated hands fired bullets at our Godly American soldiers. They are lucky those pilots did not have a real, non-biased leader named George W. Bush in office, because he would have ordered them to turn on their video recorder and make YouTube video of blowing them African sea beasts out of the water!
No one dares to declare war on our great nation and get away with it when we have a real president in office. But no, what do we have? An African.
Barack Obama is loyal to his African pirate brothers so they know they can get away with such nonsense. I’m sick and tired of Obama’s reverse racism putting our nation and people at risk.
We all know Africans love to abduct people from their homeland and hold them hostage, making them work for free in their villages and holding them from ransom. I don’t even want to think about what those Africans are doing to the poor womens and children who were upon that Taiwanese Asian cargo boat.
Friends, the US Navy reports that the Africans have never had the Planter’s to fire their dangerous weapons upon our peace driven US Navy. Now, with Obama in office, they have.
As you read, they hold 105 people hostage, all on four ships.
If Obama was not racist and supporting Africa’s terrorizing and exploiting the world, he would order us to bomb their villages until there was nothing left or they surrendered. Instead, he lets them just keep attacking innocent just like Hitler did back in the 40s.
Let us pray God will step in and smite down these Somalians with hardship and suffering. They have a chip on their shoulders because their elite brother is in office; let us show them that even when we don’t have a proper president, we have a Father in heaven who will strike them down with the force of which not even 1,000 nukes can compare!
Boo African Somalia pirates! Boo! God sees your dark sins and you will pay!
Source: CBS News
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5:16 pm
How can one hold a weapon of war when his people don’t even have the utensils to eat?
Such philosophical matters are truly troubling to the heart. It would seem they would want to welcome all the help they can instead of always exploiting us other nations who have achieved so much.
They could learn from us, but instead always exhibit violence and animosity.
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7:18 pm
Why can’t these AFRICANS be GOOD PIRATES like the jolly PIRATES of YORE with their PARROTS and their merry JIGS and HORNPIPES?
Why can’t they be like BLUEBEARD and those cuddly cut-ups from TREASURE ISLAND CASINO?
But not like that GAY, EYE-SHADOW JOHNNY DEPP PIRATE! No SIREE!
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7:58 pm
“Violent by nature, a black gang of African Somalians hijacked an innocent Taiwanese-flagged fishing vessel.”
No race of humans is violent by nature.
“The Taiwanese are good people who make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart, and the skilless Africans were jealous!”
So in your eyes, the Taiwanese are only good for making us stuff?
“The Taiwan’s little eyes squinted in fear as they called out for help on their radio.”
You just had to get that little jab in at the Taiwanese, didn’t you?
“he would have ordered them to turn on their video recorder and make YouTube video of blowing them African sea beasts out of the water!”
You would enjoy that, wouldn’t you? Do you jack off to videos of people getting killed?
“making a routine surveillance of our ocean waters along the African coastline”
Since when do WE have waters along the AFRICAN coastline? The U.S. doesn’t own the world.
“No one dares to declare war on our great nation and get away with it when we have a real president in office. But no, what do we have? An African.”
You’re implying that an African-American cannot be a proper president. That’s pretty sick. Perhaps you’re just jealous that Barack Obama has a fully functioning brain in his head and is living in a very comfortable house in Washington D.C., while you are living in a trailer in the middle of Bumphuck, Arkansas.
“We all know Africans love to abduct people from their homeland and hold them hostage, making them work for free in their villages and holding them from ransom.”
Holding them hostage? Making them work for free? Hmm, that sounds strikingly familiar…it almost reminds me of when white people enslaved Africans and forced them to work the lands for 200 years… But, of course, in your eyes, that was perfectly fine.
“If Obama was not racist and supporting Africa’s terrorizing and exploiting the world, he would order us to bomb their villages until there was nothing left or they surrendered.”
You support the murder of hundreds of men, women, and children in African villages? That’s terrorism in my book.
“Instead, he lets them just keep attacking innocent just like Hitler did back in the 40s.”
Oh, I see, so it’s wrong for pirates to attack ships, but it’s perfectly fine for our military to bomb villages full of innocent civilians?
“Let us pray God will step in and smite down these Somalians with hardship and suffering.”
Their country is already plagued with hardship and suffering! They don’t need any more! Do you want the people of Somalia to starve even more???
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1:25 am
The Somalian navy did declare war on us and our allies. I say we just blow the country up or stop sending them aid, unless they have some valuable resources worth protecting like oil for us put to proper use.
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5:47 am
“Holding them hostage? Making them work for free? Hmm, that sounds strikingly familiar…it almost reminds me of when white people enslaved Africans and forced them to work the lands for 200 years… But, of course, in your eyes, that was perfectly fine.”
Eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth, you know the rest …
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9:09 am
How were the “white” people able to find the Africans and then the get Africans on the boats?
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5:58 pm
I’d say the same way you say the “black” people got the white people onto their boats.
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7:24 am
“The Somalian navy did declare war on us and our allies. I say we just blow the country up or stop sending them aid, unless they have some valuable resources worth protecting like oil for us put to proper use.”
So you think that Somalian pirates shooting at a US helicopter justifies us destroying their entire country??????? What about the millions of innocent people??????? You think that resources like oil are MORE VALUABLE than the lives of innocent civilians?????????? You are extremely fucked up, Adam. You don’t deserve to breath the world’s air; I hope that you flunk out of med. school, end up on the streets where you have to give men handjobs to support your drug habit, get busted by the cops, land in jail where you become the bitch to a very well-endowed man, and then shoot yourself in the head.
Who agrees with me?
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9:06 am
No one. Let me put it like this, Claire. In this world, you have to look out for yourself. The Somalians don’t have anything to offer us but begging and violence. Like Abe pointed out, they terrorize anyone who tries to sail in our oceans. They kidnap people, abuse them and then hold them for ransom. They force them to do work and bad things.
This is not the behavior of a civilized people. Their pirate navy arms fishing boats with Soviet exported weapons, and then attacks innocent people on commerce. Several months ago, these crisped heathens had the nerve to attack a civilian US boat that was BRINGING THEM FOOD FROM OUR CHRISTIAN NATION OF CHARITY! They chose to bite the hand that feeds them.
We sent peacekeepers to their lands, and what happened? They killed one of them and dragged his body through a city and defiled it more! The government just laughed. They have been warned many times to turn from their wicked ways, and now we must take things up a notch. Just like we did with Saddam Hussein (hmm, sort of sounds like Barack HUSSEIN) we must get a real president in office and bring freedom to their land.
As we see in Vietnam and other countries we’ve tried to bless, foreigners just can’t be trusted if they think we will give them a universal blanket of safety to commit their terror acts in secret. Charlie killed plenty of good Americans. Terrorist civilians kill many of our brothers, sisters, sons and daughters now.
For this reason we must declare all out war and claim Somalia all for ourselves, and put the land to good use. The people can be with us or against us. They can move to designated reservation areas where we provide them with the basis for civilization, a new country within our own. We can develop the land properly and bring stability, especially if they have something worthwhile there like oil or maybe some nice diamonds.
So yes, we have to take definitive action. I know you bleeding heart liberals love to go out in Harvard Square and talk lofty notions, but us working class Americans who build this country with blood and sweat see things for how they are. These Somalians are violent and have to be dealt with, for the good of mankind.
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12:46 pm
“In this world, you have to look out for yourself.”
So you’re a selfish bastard, eh? Why am I not surprised?
“Like Abe pointed out, they terrorize anyone who tries to sail in our oceans.”
“Our” oceans? I wasn’t aware that we were in ownership of the earth’s water.
“Several months ago, these crisped heathens had the nerve to attack a civilian US boat that was BRINGING THEM FOOD FROM OUR CHRISTIAN NATION OF CHARITY!”
You’re condemning ALL of Somalia for the actions of a few.
“For this reason we must declare all out war and claim Somalia all for ourselves, and put the land to good use.”
I don’t think that Jesus would condone the mass slaughter of innocent civilians for economic gain.
“They can move to designated reservation areas where we provide them with the basis for civilization, a new country within our own.”
Ah, yes, because we all know how fond the natives of our own country are of their reservations…We have absolutely no right to force another civilization of people out of their own land.
Adam, I honestly wish that you would climb into a wood-chipper, for the good of mankind.
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3:56 pm
Are you trying to imply that the Indians in our country aren’t happy with all that we give them? Land, free education, free energy..water?
I’d love to get that stuff for free, so hopefully that aren’t all selfish like you seem to prejudge them to be. That’s pretty low to judge the Indians for being like that.
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5:40 pm
“Are you trying to imply that the Indians in our country aren’t happy with all that we give them? Land, free education, free energy..water?”
We STOLE their entire country and murdered millions of their people! Why can’t you get that through your fat head, you scrotum?
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1:09 pm
Oooookay Adam, from reading through your comments it would seem you are a very, very uninformed man, so I’m going to bring a few things to point.
“terrorize anyone who tries to sail in our oceans”
Ok, I’m sure a few people have mentioned already that what can be considered “your waters” is nowhere near where this incident took place.
“Their pirate navy arms fishing boats with Soviet exported weapons”
The Soviet Union dissolved in 1991.
“Just like we did with Saddam Hussein (hmm, sort of sounds like Barack HUSSEIN)”
Obama sounds nothing like Hussein, I think you need to work on your witty puns.
“For this reason we must declare all out war and claim Somalia all for ourselves, and put the land to good use.”
As Claire said, I don’t think anyone, never mind just Jesus, would agree with any sort of killing for monetary gains. By carrying out this sort of action, are you not being as bad as them? Please, if you’re gonna act better than everyone else, at least make it believable.
“These Somalians are violent and have to be dealt with, for the good of mankind.”
“Dark, grainy surveillance camera images from inside the home of a slain Florida couple show the moments before their deaths as gunmen dressed in black storm their house.” – A quote from CNN’s website. http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/08/28/florida.slain.couple/index.html
“These Americans are violent and have to be dealt with, for the good of mankind.”
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3:48 pm
So you go and find a random article from a liberal propaganda machine and try to use it to defend Somalia. Get real. The Somalians have killed our troops. They terrorize poor innocent mercantile boats in our waters. I say OUR waters because we’ve created laws to govern the oceans. A country may not pirate other boats and think they can just get away with it. We enforce this rule internationally, yet let the dark plague of Somalia get away with just that.
Also, as our noble President Bush said, you are either with us or against us. Somalia has made it known where they stand. We have no choice but to take out those who stand against us, so we may be safe.
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9:37 am
““The Taiwan’s little eyes squinted in fear as they called out for help on their radio.”
You just had to get that little jab in at the Taiwanese, didn’t you?”
It’s true. I have seen the Taiwanese. They do have squinted eyes that slant with fear.
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9:52 pm
Why do these thing always happen in Africa? That country is too poor for its own good. And what happend to the billiions President George Bush sent there to stop Aids? What did they do with that money? I just think theirs is too much corruption and that’s probably hurting the ordinary people. How can anyone fix that? Its just awful sad because many Africans are good people I think.
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10:04 pm
You’re a real piece of work you know that? You talk about how racist Barack Obama is when you yourself have confirmed your racism when you said the Tiwasnese make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart. What would you do without your precious Wal-mart? curl up read your $2 bible, the one you’ve never read? You make me sick with your self-rightiousness. And where do YOU get off calling this YOUR country? What have you contributed other than this petty article of hate and single-mindedness?
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1:16 am
I shop at Walmart too. I fail to see how shopping at Walmart makes one a racist?
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12:58 pm
No, learn to read.
“you yourself have confirmed your racism when you said the Tiwasnese make stuff for us to buy at Wal-mart.”
Michael was saying that this Abe fellow was being racist by only supporting the Taiwanese because they make things for walmart, pretty much labelling every taiwanese person as such.
I’m pretty sure that making things for the American WalMart chain isn’t all they’re revered for, you know.
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12:39 am
How could this … scourge of the earth these… Africans commit such an atrocity I don’t see how, with their low intellect and resources they were able to acquire weapons with which to shoot down the helicopter in the first place. Let us pray that the military hunts these Africans in the name of our great society and in the name of the Lord.
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1:07 am
From what I understand their African bullets didn’t bring the helicopter down, they just had to nerve to actually point the guns at innocent people in typical black people fashion.
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5:48 pm
You shouldn’t call the “Indians”. They DESERVE MORE to be called “First Nations”. BTW ADAM this is for you: http://gamesnet.vo.llnwd.net/o1/gamestar/objects/167593_main.jpg
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6:02 pm
Why should we call them first nations? Have you ever heard about Manifest Destiny?
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6:04 pm
Us canadians do, and thats why the world loves us, because we don’t have racist bastards like you…
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6:10 pm
Canadians always complain about their Indian problem and the only reason they like them is due to cheap cigarettes. Our Indians were brutal and pretty savage. They attacked our Pilgrims in cold blood, betrayed us by helping the British and tried to interfere with our Western expansion. We still had mercy on them and take great care on them too.
Even when we asked them to politely get off our land, we had them walk a bit to new places we had all laid out for them in the treaty. So no, we’re reasonable and always have been.
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6:13 pm
thats a vague statement, considering that not ALL canadian smoke, and not ALL canadians hate FIRST NATIONS… In fact, our country’s name CANADA comes from the Cree word Kanata, Our Home…
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6:19 pm
So then why don’t you make an Indian your leader?
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6:23 pm
Why don’t we? If there was a FIRST NATION person that could make america better, than the state that it is now, your country would be Great, unfortunately, right now it isn’t…
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6:26 pm
I’m talking about you guys. If your land belongs to the Indians so much, why not just give them your homes and let them boss you around and decide what’s best?
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6:45 pm
Canada is a land of sharing, we love one another EQUALY
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6:35 pm
“Our Indians were brutal and pretty savage. They attacked our Pilgrims in cold blood, betrayed us by helping the British and tried to interfere with our Western expansion.”
Want to know why they were “brutal and savage”? Because white men were arriving on boats with guns with which to kill them! They were defending their homes, their children children, and their way of life.
“Even when we asked them to politely get off our land, we had them walk a bit to new places we had all laid out for them in the treaty.”
For the last fucking time, IT WAS NOT OUR LAND. IT WAS THEIR LAND!
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7:01 pm
If it was their land, then why do we have it?
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7:12 pm
“If it was their land, then why do we have it?”
Because we stole it, dipshit.
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7:18 pm
Watch your tongue please, my fair lady. It is hardly appropriate for you to use such crass language; it should be beneath your person.
For the conversation, I really think you need to read a history book and learn about Manifest Destiny. God ordained this land for America and helped us broker the peaceful negotiations, and occasional tiff, that lead to the great nation we have today.
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7:50 pm
“Watch your tongue please, my fair lady.”
Fuck you, shit-for-brains. And don’t refer to me as “my fair lady”. That’s creepy beyond belief.
“For the conversation, I really think you need to read a history book and learn about Manifest Destiny. God ordained this land for America”
History books address Manifest Destiny because it was a widely accepted belief at the time which had a profound impact on the settlement of the west. However, that doesn’t mean that the historians necessarily agree with it or believe that it was ordained by god.
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7:54 pm
Too bad the historians still saw fit to include it in their books, and what do you know, Manifest Destiny came true. We DID get all of the land…I wonder why? Let me help you.
God.
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3:19 pm
History is rarely, if ever, written by the losers. It’s almost always written by the winners. And it’s written with all the embellishment, lies and deception as is often found in your posts.
Also, try giving an educated response some time. Something other than “god willed it.” Or “god made it happen”. That’s a pussy’s way out: how about some facts?
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9:18 am
So basically you are stating that the savage reds (precursors of the Godless communists) were losers. Now why do you think that is?–Godlessness.
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3:06 pm
Interesting logic. Flawed, but interesting.
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6:38 pm
sorry tot ell you but native indians had God and Goddess and they were not communist neither not even republic
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7:59 pm
“Too bad the historians still saw fit to include it in their books, and what do you know, Manifest Destiny came true. We DID get all of the land…I wonder why?”
I don’t. Gatling guns and cannons are extremely effective motivational tools, especially when fired. They make disputes with people who do not have Gatling guns and cannons much easier.
Our military, and consequently our government, picked up on this rather quickly. Especially after Custer failed to bring his Gatling guns to the debate, and there’s really no other way to describe the outcome other than “the Home Team totally killed him.”
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6:18 pm
I ❤ You Canadians, Oliver
Really, I do
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6:20 pm
Thank you very much heather… and like SOME of the people that live in America, and yes there are many of them, proclaim the love and peace of God… Unfortunately people like Adam here, don’t…
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6:11 pm
and about the manifest destiny bullcrap, that was then and this is now… manifest destiny was compiled in 1839, and revived in the 1890s…. right now, more than 100 years later, that sh’t doesn’t matter, and we’ve ended racism. Well, almost… And, if you want to restore God’s love, don’t be a b’tch, and stop discriminating people
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6:24 pm
btw, dont blame barack obama
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8:22 pm
“We DID get all of the land…I wonder why? Let me help you.
God.”
God had nothing to do with it, considering how he doesn’t exist. We got the land because we had guns, dipshit.
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10:47 pm
If God wanted the savages to have our land, he would have blessed them with the weapons with which to throw us out. Instead, you see we had the superior weapons. And once again, when NAZIs tried to take over Earth what happened?
God blessed our Americans scientists to make the atom bomb, and we brought peace to Japan and put a death grip of fear upon the Soviet’s plan to conquer Europe. Blessed be the peacemakers, for they shall inherit the Earth. There is no nation that fosters peace like our nation of strength, honor and virtue.
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12:40 pm
“If God wanted the savages to have our land, he would have blessed them with the weapons with which to throw us out.”
How dare you call the Native Americans “savages”! This is the 21st Century, not the 17th Century, get that through your racist head.
Besides, if “god” intended for us white people to have the land, wouldn’t he have put us here to begin with?
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11:28 pm
relax guys, this is comedy, its like the onion
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12:36 pm
“Let us pray God will step in and smite down these Somalians with hardship and suffering.”
What, more hardship and suffering will solve the piracy problem caused by hardship and suffering? Fascinating theory, that…
“If Obama was not racist…”
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Just that:
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5:10 am
I don’t think I have ever read anything so hatefilled and misinformed.
What Would Jesus Do? Probably walk right across OUR waters and smite those dirty somalies with his level 6 firebolts right?
You have got to be kidding me here, this is either a troll post or you have never read a damn word of the bible. Remember all that stuff about a love thy neighbor and ye without sin cast the first stone? Yeah, bombing innocents is clearly not sinful. Have you ever seen any of the horror that war creates?
Riddle me this, would Jesus want us to bring terror and death and fire to the earth or MAYBE try to find more peaceful means of bringing love and peace to it?
I cant believe Christwire. Best troll site on the net.
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5:11 am
My apologies for dragging down the vaunted tones and intricate semantics of this discussion but I just wanted to point out that Adam Nelson is an anagram for Anal Demons
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5:15 am
Adam answer me where in the bible christ does any smiting or bombing of villages?
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