Angels Toss Indian Elephant Into A Sinkhole, Then God Earthquakes Indian Ocean
Pagan sin covers Indian Hindus like stink on curry; it burns the nostrils of God and he has finally had enough.
In an impressive display of wrath, God caused an earthquake that shook the Indian Ocean down to its roots. If you analyze the, geological earthquake survey map I have created, you can clearly see the epicenter of God’s wrath upon India.
It is no coincidence that this Earthquake took place where it did. India, Bangladesh, Myanmar, Thailand, Andaman Islands, Indonesia, Sri Lanka: these are all sinner countries that do not worship Christ, speak jabber tongues and bow to false gods.
When you line them all up on the map, notice how they form a concentric circle of sin, and look what took place right in the middle of their filthy lifestyles!
My friends, India and her sin soaked neighbors are in danger. Satan freely travels their lands and no one there has Christ in their heart.
Our Lord tries to warn this lesser culture to quit their wicked ways. He sends his warnings via weather, plague and even daily life. Just yesterday, he ordered several angels to throw a mighty elephant into a sinkhole. Reports from bewildered savages in the village detail how they were worshiping the beast, when it suddenly flew into the air and then landed miles away, buried in a sinkhole. You can see it crying if you look closely.
In the Bible God warned everyone that he does not tolerate the worship of false gods. He makes it clear.
Yet what do these nations do? They encrust their bodies with all sorts of jewels and use red markers to dot foreheads, and then go out and face Eest worship immoral Vishnu, cows and even an elephant.
God sees all these sins and it is abomination!
Let us pray these Godless Asiatics turn from their wicked ways, or next time our Heavenly Father may rain meteors and greater plagues upon their lands and just wipe them off of his Earth.
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Author: Abe
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6:29 am
You do realize that natural disasters happen all over the world, right? For example, tornado alley is right smack in the middle of the U.S…the middle of the country also happens to be where the highest concentration of republicans and christians are. How do you explain that, Abe?
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11:15 pm
It’s funny to see people who actually think this is real. This is just an elaborate satire. =D
I’m a Christian.
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10:06 pm
is this really a satire? please say yes.
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1:36 pm
I’m so unsure if this whole site is a satire or not! Cracked.com said it best, if it’s not a satire, humanity is doomed.
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1:11 am
The time of recognition is near. All of the chosen will soon rise to the gates of Heaven and the fanatics cast down into the pits of hell for their cruelties to their fellow man. Agony and suffering caused by those participating in this site are accused of harboring with the Devil himself. Bow down on your knees and beg forgiveness for the cruelties you have caused those created in God’s image. For it is God himself you torture and punish!
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1:40 am
Poor baby elephant. The baby elephant is crying. It got afraid of what happened to him/her. I hope the baby elephant didn’t get injured.
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7:50 am
read here http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6007390/Baby-elephant-trapped-in-manhole.html
The baby elephant fell in Thailand in a manhole. This happened recently not due to earthquake. The elephant was rescued later.
This is the MOST interesting site that I have come across. I am a Hindu and I don’t even want to counter this crap
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8:57 am
I’m just going to put out there that Hindus do not worship elephants.
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1:36 pm
The brown savages of India known as Hindus DO worship elephants. They also bow down to monkeys, sloths and fruit bats in addition to their diabolical cow worship. Starving to death they give all of their possessions to wandering random cattle rather than eating the beasts God sent to them for sustinance. Their little brown heathen babies starve while they refuse to milk the God given cows lest they offend their holy utters. Flying elephants have become common place in this godless satanic country as the almighty tosses them to and fro and yet their evil race pays no heed. “Woe unto the dark skinned idolater. As he bows to the great beast in worship the Lord thy God shall with a great wind make his warning known. Beast and earth shall be laid waste and the earth will swallow the idol with wailing and gnashing of teeth.” Leviticus 18:67
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7:37 am
Uhm… I’m Catholic, and I’m also Indian… I was “born” catholic.. My whole family is Catholic… In fact, we’ve been Catholic since the 1800s… And along with my family, there are many, MANY other Catholics/Christians, that truly and only believe in God, since the day we we’re born… and some Indians have found the way back to God. They have been Baptized… And these Indians who have been baptized after birth, and weren’t born “Christian” are more devout than you think… And its a shame that you think all South Asians are savages… My parents are well educated… Every Indian person I know is well educated… We are smarter than most Americans… in fact, The smartest people in my school are Indian…. And it’s a shame because we Indians are the ones stuck with lower class jobs, because of this stupid american hatred and racism to coloured people who want to share in the American Freedom… Thank goodness I’m Canadian…
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8:57 am
If you’re Canadian, that doesn’t count as living in and being from India now does it?
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4:15 pm
its called dual citizenship
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4:23 pm
Also, thanks for the insight to this one Father Berry. I remember when an earthquake literally opened the ground up in India and countless heathens fell straight into the Earth and right into the belly of hell.
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4:37 pm
I am happy for the Hindus that died, because many of them believed in God… Some of them, we probably about to get baptized… Others must have followed Christian Values…
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6:07 pm
I am a St.thomas christian from Kerala.You fool,christianity was in India 1600years before America was ever formed,in what wierd sense of logic are you blabbering out this foolish things.Is this supposed to be a joke?
Even Ur great ancestors Anglo Saxons,Germanic tribes etc were formed only after 10th century.We were christians 1000years before Europe was ever formed.Check Ur facts kid,yes Ur a christian kid compared to us,our language is the only spoken language which is close to the language Jesus spoke Aramaic.
Yeshuve what kind of a christians are this?
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6:19 pm
Satan knew about heaven long before we were created and it still makes him no less of a Godless heathen. Also, Adam and Eve were Caucasian. I know it’s a cultural thing to try to paint your people into the Bible, but that’s just how it is. Romans were the first trust Christians as it is.
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6:26 pm
Um, actually, if you look at it in a geographical view Adam and Eve couldn’t have been Caucasian. The garden of Eden was supposed to be somewhere in the Middle East along the Tigris. If so then Adam and Eve would have been Arabic or Egyptian or something like that. (Excuse me if my geography is off)
Go look it up Dan, cause once again I don’t believe you’ve done your research.
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4:26 am
Romans were the first trust Christians as it is.
What a joke dear.Romans were christians only after 300AD.As far as I know there was intense persecution against christians by romans itself.Its an irony that they themselves became centre of western christianity 300years after.BTW romans persecuted us christians more than anyone else on this planet.Also they killed our dear lord jesus
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7:14 am
No, the Judas Jews all saw to that. But whatever the case, Christ asked them to be forgiven for they truly knew not what they were doing. With the age of communication, the majority of the billion people in India have no such excuse. They should understand that worshiping false gods is wrong, just as the Bible warns.
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5:01 pm
We Indians are the most ancient and advanced people on earth. We have been exploited by the brits, which has made us poor. WE WORSHIPPED GODS, MEDITATED, SANG SONGS WHILE YOU GUYS WERE STILL CAVEMEN. Check ur tongue.
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7:29 pm
the guy who wrote this article is a fool, probably he has not read bible as bible preaches to follow truth irrespective of religion and not just Jesus.
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8:57 pm
This ignorant biblical drivel must be true since the bible was also written by rambling intolerant fools.
Actually, the bible was written by Israelites, starting with Moses who is an important figure for Jews and Muslims too, between about 1400BC and 100AD, under “inspiration of the Holy Spirit”, whatever that means. Stop taking small pieces of ancient texts too literally and out of context and start being more “Christian”, by being tolerant of other cultures. This stuff gives Christians everywhere a bad reputation.
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