Atheists Create Virgin Mary Condom (friendlyatheist.com)
August 10, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Sinister Internet Sites
Look it at. Just look. Atheists always ask why we pray for them to get cast in the deepest reaches of hell. They always try to play victim and act like they do not provoke the wrath of God!
There is nothing friendly about atheism, so you should know the content of the devil’s whored site friendlyatheist.com is nothing but a sick bag of lies!
Hemant Mehta tries to comfort readers with a warm smile and business suit in his photograph, then goes and secretly makes these inflammatory anti-America posts by night. His readers think a virgin Mary condom is grounds for a joke but mark my words they won’t be so smarmy when God smites them all down with a plague or lost job!
I wish this were still the days of the Spanish Inquisition, because I would mount my horse and lead the charge to slowly burn all these filth atheist witches at the pyre! There is nothing moral or right about disparaging the mother of our Lord and Savior!
I hope and pray God gives them just punishment for this, it’s so far over the line of wrong. May God strike down their fornicated secret parts with emerods and then let their souls stoke the fires of hell!
Wow, you have some serious crazy going on here don’t you? And you talk really tough. Have you ever been in a fight with someone who could fight back or do you save your fury for women and children?
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wow, i can really tell who is the fucking lunatic here. Definitely not the guy who praises a genocidal maniac and admits he would kill me for not believing in his lord, but instead the lunatics are those damned atheists with their free-thinking, open minds, and jokes about condoms.
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Is this a poe site? Am I being poed?
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relax man, virgin mary was not so.
I found her corpse the other day in an alley and raped it just for kicks.
Believe (heh) me, i’ve seen my slice of necrophilia, and that corpse was not virgin. It wasn’t fresh either tough.
You don’t need to believe me, it must still be in the alley around the burger king in times square.
It was quite stiff already, so I don’t think the rain of the last days got to it. And if it did, well… you know maggots make it all more soft.
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I really hate Poe’s law. Do I congratulate you or mock you? I’m so confused.
I’m gonna go ahead and congratulate you as there is no way someone as dumb as you are pretending to be could turn on a computer.
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I share your outrage and frustration, Abe. Not only is the picture they created quite sacrilegious, it also glorifies a disgusting lifestyle of using condoms as crass playthings. These are the very people who are responsible for the spread of diseases such as AIDS, teenage pregnancy and abortion, and yet they have the audacity to even mock the message of Christ in such a way.
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“Not only is the picture they created quite sacrilegious, it also glorifies a disgusting lifestyle of using condoms as crass playthings. These are the very people who are responsible for the spread of diseases such as AIDS, teenage pregnancy and abortion, and yet they have the audacity to even mock the message of Christ in such a way.”
On one hand you degrade people that use condoms and then on the other you claim that condom users are responsible for the spread of diseases such as aids, teenage pregnancy and abortion. Are you aware of the roll condoms play in the spread of all these things? THEY ARE A DETERRENT YOU IDIOT!
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Before you go calling DR. Heinkel an idiot, maybe you should realize that abstinent people do not cause the spread of STI or teenage pregnancy like condom users do.
Also, committing sinful acts of “M” is just the same as using a condom; you’re desecrating the seed of life, that God gave us all so that we may have a limited power of creation. You’re murdering potential lives and destroying your body, which is meant to be a temple unto God and not a vessel for Satan to carry out perverted acts.
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“Also, committing sinful acts of “M” is just the same as using a condom”
Adam, if you’re going to be a doctor, at least be a big boy and use the correct word. It’s called masturbation, and if you’re too big of a baby at your age to say it, then I hope you flunk out of school and make a living for yourself by giving handjobs in alleyways for crack.
“You’re murdering potential lives”
A sperm cell is simply 23 chromosomes, nothing more, nothing less. 23 chromosomes does not a human make.
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Who are you to question the authority of dogma? Masturbation is just another form of abortion. Also, it seems they have a problem with us saying the “M” word in their community so I abide by the rules. You should too; or are you one of those tourists who wear a flag shirt and rudely dictate for country’s to fall into your way of life when you visit as a tourist?
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Actually Adam, studies have proven that the more often you blow your wad, the more fertile your semen is. Maybe you should try it some time.
Also, dogma has no authority. It’s retarded, as are those who abide by it.
One more thing Adam. You should sit down and read the bible that you so blindingly follow. You’ll actually find that the most evil character in that fictional story was god, not Satan. Satan killed 10 people, “God” killed > 2,000,000. I’m pretty sure you’re worshipping the wrong faerie.
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Ew if that is real this is major gag. I think (really really hope) that it’s just a sick prank. I looked closely at it and it looks like they just took a sandwich bag and put some butter in it maybe to color it and used heat (maybe iron) to burn the plastic in places to get it to look like that. And I think “c’s” come in flat packages and if a sick man wants to stick his thingy in there he has to unroll it on his fingers first, to probably test for holes and things. This is all more reason why it’s better to just stay safe and good until marriage.
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You have an awful lot of hate for someone that subscribes to the teachings of someone who preached love for your fellow man.
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Bwahahaha. If this happens to be a real site, I have a coupla words for ol’ Abe (or I as affectionately refer to him, Bucky): 1) I don’t like what you are saying, but if you stay on your side, I’ll stay on mine. If you are heading north and see an indoor toilet, you’ve gone too far. Turn around. 2) It is spelled “smart-alec”.
BTW, I happen to love the idea of deflowering the virgin mary while getting ready for the main event. It’s like a twofer!
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Abe, you do realize that you just posted a photo of a condom filled with semen on your christian web site, right?
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Wow, Claire, good eye! I didn’t even catch that is was a used condom and it is QUITE interesting that this photo appears to be in a classroom.
LMFAO!!!
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NOT a classroom! Those desks are actually nailed (or possibly glued) to the ceiling!!! LOL!!
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LOL, did anyone notice that the photo was taken in a classroom?
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Wait this is in a classroom?
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abe, have you ever seen an actual classroom in real life?
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You’re a fucking idiot. It was just a joke. Asshole, get a sense of humor. Atheists are sick of your oppressive bullshit, get your facts straight – they all show that religion is the biggest plague of the world.
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“Who are you to question the authority of dogma?”
Me.
“Masturbation is just another form of abortion.”
Each sperm is 23 chromosomes. That is not a human being. The majority of teenage and young men also have something known as “nocturnal emissions”, commonly known as “wet dreams”. It’s involuntary ejaculation that occurs during sleep.
“or are you one of those tourists who wear a flag shirt and rudely dictate for country’s to fall into your way of life when you visit as a tourist?”
No, but I’m sure you are, considering how you think that the American culture is superior to all others.
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Just because America is superior doesn’t mean you ignore the lesser culture of natives when you visit their little lands. Also, you have no authority to question the Church.
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America is NOT superior! Just because certain countries are more developed than others does not make them superior.
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Yes it does. The very essence of being superior is being more developed.
Humans are superior to animals because we are more developed. This gives us a responsibility to look out for the lesser creatures and help them out where possible.
America is superior to other nations because were are more developed. This gives us a responsibility to look out for the lesser people and help them out where possible.
We do both.
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So, “humans are superior to animals because we are more developed” ?? development imply evolution, correct? By that we can assume that we weren’t created…. So, god don’t exist….. and Darwin was right!
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*ponder* *ponder* *ponder*
I’m wondering what authority is needed to question “the Church” [sic]. I thought, as human beings, we’re given free will and have the ability to question whatever we want, but if there’s something special one needs to question this organization, I’d like to know what it is…
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We can question all we want, but also know that God can cast you into hell for being disobedient.
Free will got Satan an eternal reward of misery; hopefully you don’t fall into the same trap. Also, again, please choose a different name. I’m tired of you leaving comments in my name and even if your name is the same like my name, it’d be respectful for you to amend it so people can tell the difference and not think it’s me leaving comments when you’re the one leaving them.
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“We can question all we want, but also know that God can cast you into hell for being disobedient.”
I’m not going to “know” that, because I don’t believe in it, you scrotum.
“Free will got Satan an eternal reward of misery”
So now you’re against free will?
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“Also, you have no authority to question the Church.”
Oh yes I do. I’ll question them on whatever I damn well please.
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Well hopefully you invest in some high strength thermometers because the feverish heats of hell are beyond measure, and that’s where we go if we don’t listen to what our pastors tell us to do.
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I’d much rather spend eternity in hell than in heaven with intolerant assholes such as yourself.
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That is a very disturbing image and this site should be better than to display such things. Condoms have given children all over the world the willingness to engage in sex before their time and have made homosexuals free to all their dangerous lifestyles. Condoms familarize kids and gays with sex and then there comes a time when they don’t use them and thats where disease and unwanted pregnancies come from. So believe me, condoms have done more harm than good in this world.
ps. Hi Claire Dear, you crazy immoral teen!
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I agree with you and also our Pope 100% about condoms. They spread the lies of ’safe sex’ and end up with people turning gay, getting diseased and having unwanted babies that will get abortions.
I am very happy the Pope said no to condoms in Africa and hopefully, we can get a national law in place to ban condoms in America. They are nothing but filth and a perversion to nature.
Teens and adults should be abstinent and only have intimate relations within the confines of marriage.
I think Dan is also correct in that condom not actually being used, but probably just filled with glue and singed with a Bunsen burner by an immature atheist.
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If an image of Jesus can appear on toast, and god on waffles, them why the hell not Mary on a condom?
“I am very happy the Pope said no to condoms in Africa and hopefully, we can get a national law in place to ban condoms in America. They are nothing but filth and a perversion to nature.”
If condoms were given to Africa their would be no spread of AIDS, no unwanted children… Oh hell, when I go over their on relief work, I am taking a train load of condoms and educating them on safe sex.
Thanks for the inspiration. While you Christians diddle your thumbs and cause more problems then you solve, the rest of us will set about making the world a better place.
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So, you all should pray to your God that your wife/husband never cheat you, if they think like you about condom….. a new bastard or disease may smite upon thee…
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Satan loves nothing more than braising up a rib with the thick mesquite sauces of sin and then throwing them on the grills of hell. This is why women should avoid sinful situations at all cost, such as discussion about immoral condoms. It is no place for a lady because she may get tempted to test it out, just like Eve did in the Garden of Eden.
Even worse she’ll force a man to commit sin with her.
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“This is why women should avoid sinful situations at all cost, such as discussion about immoral condoms. It is no place for a lady because she may get tempted to test it out, just like Eve did in the Garden of Eden.”
Eve tested out an immoral condom in the garden of eden?
“Satan loves nothing more than braising up a rib with the thick mesquite sauces of sin and then throwing them on the grills of hell. This is why women should avoid sinful situations at all cost”
Satan enjoying ribs has absolutely nothing to do with women sinning. Do you know why? BECAUSE WOMEN AREN’T FUCKING RIBS!
“Even worse she’ll force a man to commit sin with her.”
Eve did not force Adam to bite into the apple. She didn’t hold a knife to his throat and scream “EAT THE FUCKING APPLE!”
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Wow! the better half of the people who write articles on this site are complete fucking retards. God does not matter any more when it comes to morality and law (atleast not enough to kill people over), all you are doing in reality is envoking anger and hate, which is in essence, according to the king james bible a sin. so seriosly grow a pair of nuts (and a set of proper teeth) and shut the fuck up you really are not helping.
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Adam – good job! That was all great satire of what a fundamentalist might say. I think you went a little over the top, though. No one could really have THAT level of bizarre illogical thinking and still function.
Righr? Right, folks?
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If you don’t have anything relevant to add, why don’t you guys just go away. It gets pretty old having atheists wanting to take serious things as a joke.
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inspired!! great job guys. your relly showing these athiests up for the stupid beligerant firewood they are.
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Says the pot to the kettle…
“inspired!! great job guys. your relly showing these athiests up for the stupid beligerant firewood they are.”
Your should be “you are” or “you’re”.
relly should be spelled really.
and beligerant is correctly spelled belligerent.
Appears to me that you’re the stupid one…
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Now why would you say something about that? “There isn’t anything friendly about atheism.” I, for one, find that to be a very insulting comment.
Now you people show up and tell us that our lives are incomplete and sinful and that we’ll burn in hell for an eternity because of it. That’s a pretty harsh judgment, y’know. And then we go along and make a condom (it’s just a FREAKING CONDOM) look like Mary and you go off like this? NOT COOL. We didn’t do ANYTHING to you except turn our backs on your ideas, and we got people like you hating us for it. I think we’re entitled to poke a little fun too.
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There is nothing fun about burning in hell, which is what all atheists are going to do for being anti-God. How can you claim to be evil when you do not believe in the holy power of God. Atheists make Satan proud.
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That’s not a virgin Mary condom… It’s a really bad picture of a condom being held upside down (look in the background, I’m pretty sure tables don’t hang from ceilings), the condom just looks like a shape of some person who happens to look a lot like Mary does in many of the pictures that depict her. The bible was written thousands of years ago, I’m sure that no one actually knows what she looks like.
Quote from the FriendlyAtheist post: “I would love to know if someone noticed that post-coitum or if they just shaped it that way. Either way, I’m disturbed.”
Also, might I comment, how is there nothing friendly about atheism? I’m officially confused. Most Atheists don’t try to rape, pillage, and burn civilizations that don’t agree with their beliefs, oh wait, wasn’t that the Christians, and many other religions, that did that a few hundred years ago? A few things to back up my claim are right here in your post.
“I wish this were still the days of the Spanish Inquisition, because I would mount my horse and lead the charge to slowly burn all these filth atheist witches at the pyre!”
“I hope and pray God gives them just punishment for this, it’s so far over the line of wrong. May God strike down their fornicated secret parts with emerods and then let their souls stoke the fires of hell!”
As for your description of yourself, I believe that the country was founded on the freedom to express yourself, that includes religion. I’m not going to have to leave ‘your’ country just because I don’t believe in the same things you do.
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Where to begin…
To Abe: “Atheists always ask why we pray for them to get cast in the deepest reaches of hell.”
reply: We do? Really? Since when? Did I miss something? Is that what Jesus did when he ate at the houses of the socially disliked? Don’t remember that verse.
To Whom it may concern: Good idea using a single letter for the word masturbation. Masturbation isn’t a word that should be written often. Wow, if Masturbation were written often, hmm, what would that be like? Words like Masturbation, Masturbation, Masturbate, Masturbating (not to be confused with Masticating: AKA chewing) would be all over the place. Personally, I prefer “Igniting my Lightsaber”.
To Adam: “Wow, Claire, good eye! I didn’t even catch that is was a used condom”
reply: yes, Adam. They all look like that right out of the package.
“Well hopefully you invest in some high strength thermometers because the feverish heats of hell are beyond measure, and that’s where we go if we don’t listen to what our pastors tell us to do.”
reply: do you realize how cult-like that sounds? If we are talking about the same God here (I’m starting to think not), then He gave us a brain and mind to use to seek His own…not just pastors. That sounds (a) shallow, (b) cult-ish and (c) pre-protestant Roman Catholic. Just pointing it out, buddy.
“Satan loves nothing more than braising up a rib with the thick mesquite sauces of sin and then throwing them on the grills of hell. This is why women should avoid sinful situations at all cost, such as discussion about immoral condoms. It is no place for a lady because she may get tempted to test it out, just like Eve did in the Garden of Eden.”
reply: Sooooo…is that an excerpt from “Cooking with Satan”?…dude…
Also, You speak of Women as if they are a stones throw from falling into sexual temptation at any given second. What about men? “Even worse she’ll force a man to commit sin with her.” Oh yes. Men are unwillingly and unwittingly forced into sexual sin. All sexual sin conducted by a man is not his fault. Men aren’t responsible for their sexual conduct in the slightest. Men are sexually innocent….you must be a very, very, very lonely man.
To the ladies reading this, I promise that this is a minority of male thoughts about women. I do apologize, for what it’s worth.
“Man was God’s first choice, so is the head of all life. Our ribs, woman, are second in command.”
reply: It was after man was created that God said for the first time in the existence of this universe that it isn’t good. After woman was created as the crowning of creation, manKIND was good. Neither better than the other, each with different roles. Yes, man has a leadership position. However, what is a leader without a follower? Leadership means something only if others choose to follow. That puts the power in the hands of the follower. True, good Godly leadership gets a following and respect, TRUE respect, by being earned…not given out as a mandatory respect ration for the day. And don’t think of “follower” as a weak term either. Joan of Arc, Marie Curie, Harriet Tubman, Eve Ensler, Tamar, Rahab, Jael, Ruth, Naomi, Esther, Deborah, Mary (the real Mary, not the Trojan variety). None of these could be considered weak.
To the reading Atheists, I’m a follower of Christ. I don’t say Christian because Adam and similar minds do. If you ask, I’ll share my faith, but I won’t force it on you. I’m more interested in finding out the unique things about people (of all beliefs) that make them cool. I, as a Christ follower, want to get to know you, as an atheist, because it is my desire. I think you are worth getting to know as a person, regardless of belief. Forget the label of atheist or christ-follower. I and other christ-followers like me find awesome value in people. And if you learn something of importance about Christ along the way, the praise the Lord! If not, we’re still friends, right? It’s not my job to convert, just love… and I enjoyed doing that before I knew God wanted me to.
Sorry you have to deal with this kind of prejudice. I really am.
Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk about mesquite grilling has made my beautiful bride cause me to marinate myself. I’m off to bake with her at 450!!
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There is no need to apologize to atheists. You’re worse than Obama licking the bootstraps of Iran.
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Worse than Obama licking the…….huh? I realize I’m supposed to be insulted, But your comment doesn’t make sense. What specifically do you disagree with about my comment.?
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OK, y’all have got it wrong. It isn’t a condom in the shape of Mary…it is a condom in the shape of someone’s dick. Now all we gotta do is look around until we find some guy with a dick in the shape of Mary!!
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I know this is really late but… holy crap, I had no idea that someone sharing my name would be a total fundiebot nutter!
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This image is problematic because it both resembles the BVM and it is upside-down.
Satanist cults claim to obtain magical power from upside-down Christian symbols and images. Upside-down crosses are the best example but others exist. They also reverse other aspects of Christian religious practice, for example reciting the Lord’s Prayer backwards.
This story is important but the Satanist aspect really should have been highlighted, particularly since the image was produced in what appears to be a public classroom. Atheists like the self-described “friendly” one don’t seem to be bothered by Satanism nearly as much as they are by Christianity.
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It seems that many of the commentors here are unaware of Poe’s Law.
http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
Maybe before launching into expletive-laden, bile-filled messages that only betray how easily we allow our knees to be jerked, we should sit back, take a deep breath, and think “perhaps I am taking this all a bit seriously.”
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The worthless sick fuck who wrote this post would be good for entertainment value if it weren’t for the fact that neither mental illness nor calling for people’s death is the least bit humorous.
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I’m against people who use it to disobey God.
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Are you going to get down on your knees and lick god’s balls now, Adam?
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u r a nasty hussy!
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So are you, bitch.
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No, Raf. God created man to have dominion over animals. When he molded us, we were more developed than all the lesser creations. Man was God’s first choice, so is the head of all life. Our ribs, woman, are second in command.
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“Our ribs, woman, are second in command.”
Don’t you dare call me a fucking rib!
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did you know the MAN referring in the Bible is the HUMAN creature on the wholesome its means MEN AND WOMEN
and ATHEIST are More MORAL than you I prefer those christ follower like concerned said it’s sound a PROPER word than a christians since You give bad name to the christ followers
so from Now on there is christians ( fanatism ) and christ follower ( open Minded people )
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