Baby Evolution Monkey Gives Me The Middle Finger Business (picture)
August 1, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Values & Lifestyle
Well I never! As you readers know I have been drafting my first publication, Monkey Business 101: Unteaching Secular Evolution Theory in Our Schools.
My publishers suggested some pictures would greatly enhance my work and so we out to the local zoo last week, just to get a few snaps of random animals who are discussed at length.
As I approached the monkey area of the zoo, something in my heart told me to steel my spirit because ol’ Satan had already made his rounds. This animals were evil and already serving in the armies of their dark animal lord Set.
True enough, the baby monkey was especially evil devilwhore. Somewhere along the way apparently some evolution loving zoo keeper taught it all sorts of inappropriate mimics! Here you see it mimicking an attitudish urban kid by giving me the finger business!
Look how its middle finger digit extends solo from its hand to curse my day! If it was a few hundred years ago I would have wrestled that monkey then had it stoned in public for insulting its human master!
Liberals would condemn such right acts these days though and their dark Lord is president so my book words against why we must stop treating animals like humans and trying to pretend they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’ will suffice. Still, I want everyone to bear witness.
Here is the monkey casting a finger curse upon me. Satan is the father of evil and so is his disciple baby monkey!
The evolutionist agenda to ‘humanize’ these animals is getting out of hand. They parade monkeys around in dresses, make them hold fruit just like a child and so on. I still remember that one bird they tried to ‘evolve’ into a dentist, in that one video you or Dr. Heinkel presented.
I say if we catch people disrespecting animals in such ways, the animals should just go ahead and be put out of their misery or set free over in Africa or wherever their native lands may be.
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“I say if we catch people disrespecting animals in such ways, the animals should just go ahead and be put out of their misery”
You think that we should kill innocent animals simply because people put dresses on them? Putting a dress on a monkey or a dog, although stupid and rather rude, is not a crime and is not harmful to the animal. Since you’re pretending to be so concerned about animal rights, perhaps you should take up a more important cause, such as putting an end to dog fighting rings, puppy mills, and abuse. If an animal is being abused, you don’t euthanize the poor animal (unless it sustained severe injuries and euthanasia would be in the animal’s best interest). If I had my way, the abusers would be euthanized. So you better watch out, Adam. Come within twenty feet of my cats and you’ll wish you’d never been born.
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Look who’s back~
Yeah, I’m probably not gonna be on Christwire much, but I might do semi-jacking from time-to-time.
Anyways, Adam should an hero. Now. Else I’ll have to kill him myself.
Yeah, call me a sinner, Adam. I’m already a Prinny. :U
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this asshole is a moron.
open your eyes and take a LOOK AT THESE ANIMALS. how can you not say we dont decend from the same line. prove your god and ill belive. i can see my proof. were animals too, some just too retarded to see that.
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As being a more “liberal” thinking Christian, I feel I need to appologize for morons like this. Not all Christians are this close minded.
However, all this said, the bible is vague on a lot of stuff. This in teh beginning line, did you EVER think that god formed the universe and set things in motion for us to evolve from the primordial soup? How bout carbon dating? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR DINOSAURS TO EXIST CUZ THE WERLD IS ONLY 2000 YEARS OLD!
It’s time for these jokes of humanity to rip their heads from out their ass and see things for what they are instead of wrapping their heads around one idea and not like changing it.
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That was an anti this site comment BTW. I know it may have sounded like I was attacking you but I meant this site. Sorry if I offended by mistake
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ROFLMAO
It’s called a coincidence, retard. The *ape* (not monkey, semi-literate dumbass) wouldn’t even know what it means to give someone the finger.
This is the same bizarre free-association ability that allows you weirdos to see “Jesus” in a piece of toast.
Also, “their dark animal lord Set”? I’m confused. I thought you Christian types didn’t believe in any other gods besides fictional Yahweh.
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The dude who wrote this article looks suspiciously like an ape man too…
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“I have been drafting my first publication, Monkey Business 101: Unteaching Secular Evolution Theory in Our Schools.”
Well, I certainly hope you have a good editor, because you are practically illiterate.
Let’s have a look, shall we?
“This animals were evil”
should read…
“These animals were evil”
“the baby monkey was especially evil devilwhore”
should read…
“the baby monkey was an especially evil devilwhore”
or…
“the baby monkey was especially evil”
“Liberals would condemn such right acts these days though and their dark Lord is president so my book words against why we must stop treating animals like humans and trying to pretend they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’ will suffice.”
should read…
“Liberals would condemn such right acts these days, though, and their dark Lord is president. My book warns against why we must stop treating animals like humans and stop trying to pretend that they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’.”
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“magically ‘evolve’.”? What the fuck are you going on about? How old are you? Did you even go to BASIC BIOLOGY? Or was that too created by those “Devil-whores, (notice the hyphon, it’s called grammar) known as evoloutionists?” If you did actually attend biology class, you’d know that evolution is happening all the time you dumb shit! :@ Plants and animals are constantly adapting and evolving, to suit their habitat.
And before you even think about insulting the Holy Herb…. Alcohol accounts for 3.7 percent of total global deaths, cannabis?…. 0.00000000%…. so once again, go fuck your cousin, i know how you red-neck bastards like incest 
LOLing with the smarteypantses i also agree with you, I’ve read the bible (before i chose the other path and pledged my soul to the true master of mankind) it states, in the ten commandments no less, that you should recognise no other god apart from the great tit-wank himself, simply by calling my master’s pooch; “dark animal lord Set” you are commiting a cardinal sin, are you not?
Liberals? I am not a liberal either… I support the “LGA (Legalise Cannabis Alliance) so there is your entire anti-liberal rant killed dead
Dark Lord Satan loves you all
…… And is coming when you least expect it 
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Legalize canabis alliance its should not be LCA instead ?
oh and claire we said These animals WAS evil ( since animals is plurial) but on other point you are correct yet this little Monkey ( ape ) is quite Intelligent to show what I was Thinking of ABE
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