Comments on: Baby Evolution Monkey Gives Me The Middle Finger Business (picture) http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/ Conservative Values for an Unsaved World Wed, 23 May 2012 04:41:19 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Millenium http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-30431 Millenium Sat, 06 Mar 2010 07:35:56 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-30431 Legalize canabis alliance its should not be LCA instead ? oh and claire we said These animals WAS evil ( since animals is plurial) but on other point you are correct yet this little Monkey ( ape ) is quite Intelligent to show what I was Thinking of ABE :D
Legalize canabis alliance its should not be LCA instead ?

oh and claire we said These animals WAS evil ( since animals is plurial) but on other point you are correct yet this little Monkey ( ape ) is quite Intelligent to show what I was Thinking of ABE :D

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]]> By: Satan-Spawn http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11442 Satan-Spawn Tue, 04 Aug 2009 14:46:47 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11442 "magically ‘evolve’.”? What the fuck are you going on about? How old are you? Did you even go to BASIC BIOLOGY? Or was that too created by those "Devil-whores, (notice the hyphon, it's called grammar) known as evoloutionists?" If you did actually attend biology class, you'd know that evolution is happening all the time you dumb shit! :@ Plants and animals are constantly adapting and evolving, to suit their habitat. LOLing with the smarteypantses i also agree with you, I've read the bible (before i chose the other path and pledged my soul to the true master of mankind) it states, in the ten commandments no less, that you should recognise no other god apart from the great tit-wank himself, simply by calling my master's pooch; "dark animal lord Set" you are commiting a cardinal sin, are you not? Liberals? I am not a liberal either... I support the "LGA (Legalise Cannabis Alliance) so there is your entire anti-liberal rant killed dead :) And before you even think about insulting the Holy Herb.... Alcohol accounts for 3.7 percent of total global deaths, cannabis?.... 0.00000000%.... so once again, go fuck your cousin, i know how you red-neck bastards like incest :) Dark Lord Satan loves you all ;)...... And is coming when you least expect it :P
“magically ‘evolve’.”? What the fuck are you going on about? How old are you? Did you even go to BASIC BIOLOGY? Or was that too created by those “Devil-whores, (notice the hyphon, it’s called grammar) known as evoloutionists?” If you did actually attend biology class, you’d know that evolution is happening all the time you dumb shit! :@ Plants and animals are constantly adapting and evolving, to suit their habitat.
LOLing with the smarteypantses i also agree with you, I’ve read the bible (before i chose the other path and pledged my soul to the true master of mankind) it states, in the ten commandments no less, that you should recognise no other god apart from the great tit-wank himself, simply by calling my master’s pooch; “dark animal lord Set” you are commiting a cardinal sin, are you not?
Liberals? I am not a liberal either… I support the “LGA (Legalise Cannabis Alliance) so there is your entire anti-liberal rant killed dead :) And before you even think about insulting the Holy Herb…. Alcohol accounts for 3.7 percent of total global deaths, cannabis?…. 0.00000000%…. so once again, go fuck your cousin, i know how you red-neck bastards like incest :)

Dark Lord Satan loves you all ;) …… And is coming when you least expect it :P

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]]> By: Claire http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11389 Claire Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:53:43 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11389 "I have been drafting my first publication, Monkey Business 101: Unteaching Secular Evolution Theory in Our Schools." Well, I certainly hope you have a good editor, because you are practically illiterate. Let's have a look, shall we? "This animals were evil" should read... "These animals were evil" "the baby monkey was especially evil devilwhore" should read... "the baby monkey was an especially evil devilwhore" or... "the baby monkey was especially evil" "Liberals would condemn such right acts these days though and their dark Lord is president so my book words against why we must stop treating animals like humans and trying to pretend they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’ will suffice." should read... "Liberals would condemn such right acts these days, though, and their dark Lord is president. My book warns against why we must stop treating animals like humans and stop trying to pretend that they can 'learn' and magically 'evolve'."
“I have been drafting my first publication, Monkey Business 101: Unteaching Secular Evolution Theory in Our Schools.”

Well, I certainly hope you have a good editor, because you are practically illiterate.

Let’s have a look, shall we?

“This animals were evil”
should read…
“These animals were evil”

“the baby monkey was especially evil devilwhore”
should read…
“the baby monkey was an especially evil devilwhore”
or…
“the baby monkey was especially evil”

“Liberals would condemn such right acts these days though and their dark Lord is president so my book words against why we must stop treating animals like humans and trying to pretend they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’ will suffice.”
should read…
“Liberals would condemn such right acts these days, though, and their dark Lord is president. My book warns against why we must stop treating animals like humans and stop trying to pretend that they can ‘learn’ and magically ‘evolve’.”

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]]> By: josh508 http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11367 josh508 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:35:24 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11367 The dude who wrote this article looks suspiciously like an ape man too...
The dude who wrote this article looks suspiciously like an ape man too…

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]]> By: josh508 http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11364 josh508 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:23:58 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11364 That was an anti this site comment BTW. I know it may have sounded like I was attacking you but I meant this site. Sorry if I offended by mistake
That was an anti this site comment BTW. I know it may have sounded like I was attacking you but I meant this site. Sorry if I offended by mistake

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]]> By: josh508 http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11363 josh508 Sun, 02 Aug 2009 06:21:37 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11363 As being a more "liberal" thinking Christian, I feel I need to appologize for morons like this. Not all Christians are this close minded. However, all this said, the bible is vague on a lot of stuff. This in teh beginning line, did you EVER think that god formed the universe and set things in motion for us to evolve from the primordial soup? How bout carbon dating? IT'S IMPOSSIBLE FOR DINOSAURS TO EXIST CUZ THE WERLD IS ONLY 2000 YEARS OLD! It's time for these jokes of humanity to rip their heads from out their ass and see things for what they are instead of wrapping their heads around one idea and not like changing it.
As being a more “liberal” thinking Christian, I feel I need to appologize for morons like this. Not all Christians are this close minded.

However, all this said, the bible is vague on a lot of stuff. This in teh beginning line, did you EVER think that god formed the universe and set things in motion for us to evolve from the primordial soup? How bout carbon dating? IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR DINOSAURS TO EXIST CUZ THE WERLD IS ONLY 2000 YEARS OLD!

It’s time for these jokes of humanity to rip their heads from out their ass and see things for what they are instead of wrapping their heads around one idea and not like changing it.

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]]> By: Rapax Pringer http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11343 Rapax Pringer Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:56:10 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11343 Look who's back~ Yeah, I'm probably not gonna be on Christwire much, but I might do semi-jacking from time-to-time. Anyways, Adam should an hero. Now. Else I'll have to kill him myself. Yeah, call me a sinner, Adam. I'm already a Prinny. :U
Look who’s back~

Yeah, I’m probably not gonna be on Christwire much, but I might do semi-jacking from time-to-time.

Anyways, Adam should an hero. Now. Else I’ll have to kill him myself.

Yeah, call me a sinner, Adam. I’m already a Prinny. :U

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]]> By: LOLing with the smarteypantses http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11339 LOLing with the smarteypantses Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:13:59 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11339 ROFLMAO It's called a coincidence, retard. The *ape* (not monkey, semi-literate dumbass) wouldn't even know what it means to give someone the finger. This is the same bizarre free-association ability that allows you weirdos to see "Jesus" in a piece of toast. Also, "their dark animal lord Set"? I'm confused. I thought you Christian types didn't believe in any other gods besides fictional Yahweh.
ROFLMAO

It’s called a coincidence, retard. The *ape* (not monkey, semi-literate dumbass) wouldn’t even know what it means to give someone the finger.

This is the same bizarre free-association ability that allows you weirdos to see “Jesus” in a piece of toast.

Also, “their dark animal lord Set”? I’m confused. I thought you Christian types didn’t believe in any other gods besides fictional Yahweh.

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]]> By: general public http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11338 general public Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:58:09 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11338 this asshole is a moron. open your eyes and take a LOOK AT THESE ANIMALS. how can you not say we dont decend from the same line. prove your god and ill belive. i can see my proof. were animals too, some just too retarded to see that.
this asshole is a moron.
open your eyes and take a LOOK AT THESE ANIMALS. how can you not say we dont decend from the same line. prove your god and ill belive. i can see my proof. were animals too, some just too retarded to see that.

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]]> By: Claire http://christwire.org/2009/08/baby-evolution-monkey-gives-me-the-middle-finger-business-picture/#comment-11336 Claire Sat, 01 Aug 2009 19:44:09 +0000 http://christwire.org/?p=2442#comment-11336 "I say if we catch people disrespecting animals in such ways, the animals should just go ahead and be put out of their misery" You think that we should kill innocent animals simply because people put dresses on them? Putting a dress on a monkey or a dog, although stupid and rather rude, is not a crime and is not harmful to the animal. Since you're pretending to be so concerned about animal rights, perhaps you should take up a more important cause, such as putting an end to dog fighting rings, puppy mills, and abuse. If an animal is being abused, you don't euthanize the poor animal (unless it sustained severe injuries and euthanasia would be in the animal's best interest). If I had my way, the abusers would be euthanized. So you better watch out, Adam. Come within twenty feet of my cats and you'll wish you'd never been born.
“I say if we catch people disrespecting animals in such ways, the animals should just go ahead and be put out of their misery”

You think that we should kill innocent animals simply because people put dresses on them? Putting a dress on a monkey or a dog, although stupid and rather rude, is not a crime and is not harmful to the animal. Since you’re pretending to be so concerned about animal rights, perhaps you should take up a more important cause, such as putting an end to dog fighting rings, puppy mills, and abuse. If an animal is being abused, you don’t euthanize the poor animal (unless it sustained severe injuries and euthanasia would be in the animal’s best interest). If I had my way, the abusers would be euthanized. So you better watch out, Adam. Come within twenty feet of my cats and you’ll wish you’d never been born.

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