Barack Obama Releases Most Dangerous Terrorist of All Time from Prison

Abe
• ChristWire
August 30, 2009 3:41 am27 comments


On Dec. 14 2008 , a day of infamy, a crazed Iraqi terrorist attempted to violently assassinate our noble Christian leader President George W. Bush with deadly shoe throws. Instead of giving this man the chair or making him rot in Gitmo, Obama has done the unthinkable and let him once again roam the Earth, free.

The day started just like any other for George W. Bush. He woke up the leader of the free world. A father. A husband.

A fearful man of the Word who loved his God and his country.

After our noble President Bush — a true everyman — put his pants legs on one at a time, just like you and me, he set out to make a difference in the world. On that day, he wanted to bring freedom, confidence and security to the people of Iraq, in person.

The people of Iraq were ecstatic to know their protector and savior George Bush was coming to visit their land of sin and hidden WMDs. He had already given them so much, how could he give any more?

There was one Iraqi, however, who did not love his new Christian leader and friend. He did not want Bush to help calm the fearful hearts of Iraqi women and children. He did not want the men to sleep well that night, knowing American troops would always be just a phone call away from protecting their families from infidel rebels.

That man was Muntadhar al-Zeidi. He dared to throw two potentially lethal death shoes at the general direction of our Christian president. This terrorist dared declare war on heaven itself by throwing his Iraqi ninja stars at the, neck of our God ordained decider of truth!

Al-Zeidi should praise God that President Bush was a man of compassion. “Forgive them father for they know not what they do,” raced through Bush’s heavenly linked mind as he was blessed with the elusiveness to dodge those shoes on that day of infamy.

Instead of sending the terrorist to the gallows, he had mercy and put him in a nice prison.

Now, however, we find out that the Iraqi show throwing jouralist/terrorist is being freed on good behavior. When I read this report by MSN, I spat my Yoohoo all over the place!

My blood boils as no one gets away with disrespecting our American president! How dare the dark scum Barack Obama conspire to help free this man who attacked President George W. Bush! You know Obama had something to do with it, he’s Muslim!

Oh friends, my anger is mounted up and I only wish the Crusades or the Inquisition was on our military agenda, because then our army of God could show the world what happens to those who mess with our country and our leaders who are showing them the way!

If journalists in Iraq do not like the way we run things, they can just get out of the country. We freed it and in 2012, when we vote a Republican leader into office, the work of our friends George W. Bush shall be complete.

Let us vote for Jeb Bush, so three generations of Bush’s were responsible for the liberation of a country with much potential good! Glory, Glory.

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27 Comments

  • Austin Popper

    If only the IRAQI PEOPLE had the RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS under the HOLY, GOD-GIVEN SECOND AMENDMENT, a HERO could have prevented the TERRIBLE ASSAULT on our GOD-FEARING PRESIDENT BUSH!

    BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA will do NOTHING to PUNISH this CRIMINAL. You can BET that he will INVITE this MONSTER to the WHITE HOUSE and PAL AROUND with this TERRORIST. HE may even make him a HARVARD PROFESSOR and have an ISLAMIC BEER with him!!!!

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    • Fuck you., got reading shit like this makes me glad im atheist

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      • Austin Popper

        We’re praying for you!

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        • makes me glad im an atheist aswell u FUCKING CUNTS SHUD GO AND DIE!!!!

          ill happily cum and kill u all make the world a much better place without u bunch of usless bigots

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    • Oh no, not ISLAMIC BEER! That’s the worst kind!

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  • “Let us vote for Jeb Bush, so three generations of Bush’s ” A generation means son/daughter of a you or your siblings. Jeb is Georges brother, therefor from the same generation. Your a Jackass who doesn’t know his ass hole from the entrance to heaven. But on a side note I do enjoy reading your biased, ignorant, and just plain ridiculous hoopla. Have a great day circle jerking at your “church”!

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  • Talk to the Iraqi people yourself before assuming that they appreciate our meddling in their affairs. We did a good job at first but now we’re going too far. We raid their villages and towns for people who have done nothing wrong, and we accidentally kill civillians constantly. Hatred is brewing for us because we have made so many lethal mistakes against their people.

    Please don’t assume what you don’t know. Check out some Iraqi-owned websites and see what they really have to say about Americans.

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  • What a piece of shit this article is…. I would take off my shoes and throw them at it but it’s just cybershit.

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  • So…the most dangerous terrorist of all time is a man who threw two shoes at President Bush? I thought that the most dangerous terrorists of all time were, say, the men who hijacked the airplanes and flew them into the WTC, killing 3,000+ people.

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  • Those terrorists are dead, though I wouldn’t expect a women to remember all the facts surrounding that horrendous day so that’s alright. We all cried and were filled with rage when the Mideast declared war on our peaceful nation. Everything was a blur and I wish I were young enough to serve because I’d be over there flying planes and dropping atom bombs every where Bush allowed.

    This man is the most dangerous terrorist alive though. Not sense the Democrats hired that crazy guy to dare point a firearm at our most holy leader President Ronald Reagan, has a terror so great been seen. This Iraqi was trying to lob of Bush’s head by throwing a sand-laden projectile at his face; for all we know he may have somehow had a secret IDB stucked up in the heel section but God protected our leader that day.

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    • “Those terrorists are dead, though I wouldn’t expect a women to remember all the facts surrounding that horrendous day so that’s alright.”

      I DO remember the events of that day, and even if I didn’t, it would be because I was only 10 at the time, not because I’m a female. And please, next time you want to take a jab at the intelligence of women, at least use the correct word. Singular = woman, plural = women.

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  • seriously abe is there any thing u do like u hate ALL FUCKING RACES all religions women gays ect ect ect and all way of life that arnt your fucked up ways! i really hope u die soon so no1 has 2 listen 2 ur drivel anymore u useless cunt

    DIE ABE DIE FUCK I WANNA KILL U MYSELF

    i wud quite happily cum over there and kill u just 2 get u 2 stop breathing and infecting the world with ur vile views on life

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  • I love everyone I just hate sin like every good person should.

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    • Abe, didn’t your mother teach you that lying is bad? You don’t love everybody any more than I am Mickey Mouse.

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    • seriously abe u love every1? so if a black female gay muslim came up 2 u u wud sit down happily and speak 2 them?? wud u balls u wud call them every name under the sun and run like the little bitch u r.

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    • Ahh, so you hate the sin, not the people, yet you want to destroy the sin by destroying the people?

      That doesn’t sound the same as ‘saving them’ to me.

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    • “My blood boils as no one gets away with disrespecting our American president! How dare the dark scum Barack Obama conspire to help free this man who attacked President George W. Bush!”

      You say no one should disrespect your president, well Barack Obama is your president whether you like it or not and you call him dark scum? That’s very hypocritical of you, Abe. That’s a sin. So therefore you must die!!!

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  • . . . How’s that old saying go . . . ‘ where ignorance is bliss ‘ . . . The world is watching you and we a pissing ourselves (laughing) !

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    • “Stoopsolo says:
      August 31, 2009 at 9:28 pm

      . . . How’s that old saying go . . . ‘ where ignorance is bliss ‘ . . . The world is watching you and we a pissing ourselves (laughing) !”

      If you only realized how ironic your words are…

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  • ABE,
    it’s people like you who not only tarnish the entire christian religion, but make it embarrassing to call one’s self a christian. Enjoy eternity in hell!

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  • terrorist?
    the guy threw a shoe. A SHOE! even bush laughed about it.

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    • footsteps_osu4evr

      Bush laughed about it because he is a perfect example of a Christian. We are taught to turn the other cheek.

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  • god who the fuck alows the ppl who run this site to exist!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    you are all bigots who are devoid of any actual compasion for anything but your GOD DAMNED own self richous asses. whoever runs this site should just kill themselves because if your god exists this is not the fucking way he would want you going about shit you dumb fucks. TITS OR GTFO

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  • footsteps_osu4evr

    In the time of Jesus Lord Christ our Savior, throwing shoes was punishable by drawn-and-quartering the offender.

    I think that all liberals should be rounded up and drawn-and-quartered in front of God, to show him that we aren’t all worthless communists.

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  • be holy guys dont go with the devil

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  • shameful_truth

    Let’s all thank God and Jesus it wasn’t a hat that sick, sick man threw at our wise, noble leader. I shudder to think what might have happened then.

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  • you know…
    care to give your home adress i wish to throw you with shoe and look how you start calling me terrorist…

    A friendly Fuck you From FINLAAAAAAND!

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