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Cincinnati, OH – Shocking crime in Cincinnati this week, as an area woman was caught illegally consuming a deli sandwich for which she did not pay.
According to court records, Maria Magobet (50) of Dayton, Ohio, allegedly ordered lunch meat and cheese from her local deli, Valley Grocery.
Unfortunately, Magobet apparently had no intent to pay for the cold cuts and cheese. Instead, she walked out of the store without paying.
Such high crimes are cause for great concern, and fortunately police from Elmwood were able to catch up with the alleged sandwich thief before she was able to visit other deli counters in the area.
A Dayton woman was apprehended by police, all after being accused of gobbling down stolen lunch meat from a deli counter. Mugshots indicate the alleged thief consumed cold cuts.
When officers finally caught up to Magobet, they noted lunch meat crumbs were found upon her mouth and shirt. The photographic evidence above seems to support the police findings.
Magobet has been charged with theft and attempted theft, and was arraigned on Monday.
Police also made note that a lone pickle was recovered from Magobet, before she left the store.
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Karen Gray is a student of journalism at LMU and international events columnist for the CW. 
Good grief, people. Just let the woman have a sandwich. I’m sure there are bigger things to worry about in Ohio.
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Well he certainly doesn’t look very malnourished in the mugshot or video.
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ummm can you read???
its a woman you fucktard
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Does look pretty masculine in the face, in his defense.
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whats wrong with her face? is that gods punishment for stealing lunch meat?
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Oh my sides hurt from laughing my word you can still see the meat crumbs on his mouth! I can’t stop chucklign off this one.
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thats a woman you fucking idiot
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From the 4th paragraph:
“Such high crimes are cause for great concern, and fortunately police from Elmwood were able to catch …”
High crimes? Stealing deli meat is a high crime? And you’re a journalism major? What do you consider rape, murder, etc. — REALLY high crime?
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I don’t know about laws where you’re from, but here theft and robbery is a major crime.
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I would hardly classify the theft of a sandwich to be a major crime (or, to use the author’s words, a “high crime”). I would consider it petty theft. That’s why our criminal system differentiates between petty theft and grand larceny.
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Thou shalt not steal.
- Exodus 20:15
Stealing is a sin explicitly denounced by God, and there can be no higher crime than something that merits denouncement from our Heavenly Father in his commandments.
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You can’t pick and choose and you cannot elevate one “sin” over another. Sin is sin, period.
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Stealing is a sin explicitly denounced by God, and there can be no higher crime than something that merits denouncement from our Heavenly Father in his commandments.
http://www.saintaquinas.com/mortal_sin.html
According to this christian website, there are higher crimes than stealing.
* The voluntary murder (Genesis 4:10)
* The sin of impurity against nature –Sodomy and homosexual relations (Genesis 18:20)
* Taking advantage of the poor (Exodus 2:23)
* Defrauding the workingman of his wages (James 5:4)
Isn’t your magical god forgiving? What gives you the right to place judgment on a person, when our own heavenly father chooses to forgive? What kind of douchebag are you?
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Well let’s just put it this way. Unrepentant thieves will burn in hell, and that includes people who download music off Napster and such.
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I’m sure that the woman was just hungry. Would you rather her starve? Where’s your compassion, Adam?
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Any decent person should prefer to starve than steal food from a store filled with hardworking people. If everyone just ran around and stole food, instead of earning it, the nation’s economy would fall apart. People would sit around and expect food to magically appear, just like those poor savage villages in Africa.
It is imperative that people learn to eat, one must work. Also, it is truly more noble to go hungry than make Satan proud by disobeying God’s commands.
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I don’t think Jesus would approve of your willingness to let poor people starve.
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Look at the picture. His face is not gaunt and the hair appears to have some sort of product in it; that’s not signs of starvation. Also, to starve in America you have to be slothful (a sin) and not work. Even people who don’t work get free food from our tax money.
Africa is just a sad story about poor people who don’t work and don’t eat. I give my money to them and have adopted some kids from there through a charity program, but overall it’s not teaching them anything and not setting up their nations to provide for themselves.
It’d be way better to develop programs that can teach them the basics of agriculture and producing their own food in locales (or giving them the resources to do so), and diverting more of our big attention to ensuring the stability of their lands and limiting exploitation of it as well by politcal interests (which leads to things like warfare and genocide). All that said, stealing is wrong on any level.
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If she wanted to eat some food, she should have got a job and earned money to do so.
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Getting a job isn’t as easy as it sounds. I submitted literally dozens of job applications at the start of the summer, and I only heard back from one.
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Sadly, African-Americans also have the benefit of affirmative action working for them. A black woman can apply at her town’s grocery stores, a phone operator, cook or even a bus driver and get a job 90% of the time. She can also go to college and get loans, and get education for a higher paying job. All of these possibilities, yet people resort to stealing. Getting a job is not hard. I can easily get jobs now and will have many options of where to practice when I’m all finished.
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Good luck with those malpractice suits.
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Sorry, but I’m top. Just because I don’t believe in evolution and a bunch of other secular nonsense, in no way means that I will not be able to awesomely perform my job and be a servant unto the people.
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“Sorry, but I’m top.”
And Dan is bottom, I take it?
“in no way means that I will not be able to awesomely perform my job and be a servant unto the people.”
Well, good luck telling women that their clitoris is a “flap of skin” that somehow stretches over the urethra so that it can cover and protect the vagina during urination. Quack.
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LMAO. the lone pickle…
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