Foreign Chinese Basketball Players Spread Gay Agenda On Court (photo)
I spit out my Oat Bran cereal with DISGUST today as I find foreigners are perverting the American game of basketball.
Dr. James Naismith, a good American man who worked for the Christian Y.M.C.A., invented this game as a good game for moral young men to play to stay fit and healthy for the Lord.
Now we have all these foreigns dogged species ruining it all! Is it not enough that they don’t mark their courts correctly and try to cheat in the Olympics? DO they really have to spread their communist gay agenda on court?
Now youngsters in their countries will think a full court press means to dally each other in the locker room at halftime! I pray the NBA calls up these countries and forbids them to play our American sports if this is what they are going to do!
Why must the gays spread their agenda to proper man sports, and not just stick to fake stuff like figure skating and soccer?
Look at how Siskauskas passionately kisses a tall Chinese man in the following image. Filth and rest assured God is calling technical foul on both involved parties! Warning: The following image contains highly immoral media that documents a tragic example of the homosexually gay agenda. Please pray and then have women/children leave the room before viewing.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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12:58 am
I think the Chinese one is Yao Ming. Not sure about the Sissyklaus one is from though.
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6:22 am
“I spit out my Oat Bran cereal with DISGUST today”
Your trailer must be covered in oat bran.
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11:39 am
lol
Don’t you realize that this site is satirical?
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3:41 pm
Since when does soccer and figure skating automatically label a man as gay?? Proper man sports?? we should be the ones spitting in disgust after reading this article!! im beyond schocked that people that have such bigotry and hatred towards anything different from your idea of american and perfection even exist! since when is being foriegn synonymous with being gay or communist? this is basketball and there are pictures like this all over the place with every sport. they are intended for humor and no1 creates an uproar about it except for ignorant people like you.
and since when is this your country? this is america u fool. u have the right to be communist if you want to, and u have the right to hate it. but that doesnt mean you should advertise it and put your close minded hatred out to brainwash other people. this is what christ tells you to say? being foriegn is wrong? being different is wrong? we all have to be jesus hungry robots to conform to your irrational idea of perfection??? fuck you. fuck your jesus. if this is the type of bullshit that the bible stands for; that god stands for then I don’t want to be apart of it and i cant imagine how anyone with their head screwed on straight would ever consider being apart of it. fuck you and your mentality.
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3:45 pm
There is nothing wrong with being foreign cause Christ’s salvation is for everyone but there issomething very wrong with being GAY! No gays! And yes there are gay sports, soccer, skating, gymnists and there are gay jobs, nurses secretaries and all that stuff. Fashion men. That’s all abomination and gays usually show interest.
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1:55 am
Thumby is outraged you would call out the starting C for the Houston Rockets, YAO MING! If you are going to call out anyone, call out Tracy McGrady or Ron Artest. Call out Houston Texans RG Mike Breisl for his atrocios play. Call out the Texans defense for not being able to stop the run. Call out the Houston Astros for…well, for being the Astros
However, Thumby draws a semi-dotted line in the calling out of:
- Yao Ming
- Luis Scola
- Aaron Brooks (the Rockets PG, not the old Saints QB)
- Andre Johnson
- Mario Williams
- Steve Slaton
- Matt Schaub
- DeMeco Ryans
Feel free to throw Dunta Robinson and Von Wafer under a bus, however.
This, my friends…is all that Thumby can handle. You have spittoned your Oat Bran onto the honor of Thumby and Thumby has been wronged!
THUMBY SHALL STRIKE AND MY STRIKE WILL STRUCK YOU WHERE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN STRICKEN BEFORE!!!
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2:21 am
You failed to include the greatest NBA player of all time on your list; the late Kevin Duckworth.
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4:05 am
Thumby is not amused. Thumby only defends players who have played well in Houston. Played WELL being the operative word; Thumby does not acknowledge Charles Barkley, Scottie Pippen, the Tennessee Titans or David Carr.
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10:52 am
Actually Dr. James Naimsmith was a good Canadian, not American. Sorry to have to point out some of the historical flaws. While he became a naturalized American citizen, his place of birth was Canada.
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12:37 pm
Basketball was invented by Canadians, not Americans.
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11:04 pm
Of course, what a great site and informative posts, I will bookmark this site. Regards
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5:03 pm
Hey Abe, I got to hand it to you man, you are one fucking funny dude. I now realize that this is satire and just too fucking stupid to be real. Dude, now that I am reading it as satire, it’s funny as hell.
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