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God made his frustration with California’s betrayal of him known once again this week, this time as he used his great power to start several wildfires in the region’s chaparral and sagebrush.
2,000 Californians have been forced to race in panic and fear, as our Lord and Savior reminds everyone the fate of being gay; burn in hell for all time!
AP News
A wildfire that exploded in the mountains north of Los Angeles has spread over nearly 8 square miles of bone-dry forest, sent up massive billows of smoke and cast an eerie orange glow against the night sky.The blaze in the steep San Gabriel Mountains above La Canada Flintridge spread out in all directions Friday, the most active flanks to the north, deeper into the forest and east, said Forest Service spokesman Stanton Florea.
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger declared a state of emergency Friday in Los Angeles and Monterey counties.
“There’s tremendous amount of heat all over the state! We’re scared, ”
he said.
Oh friends, hear my words. Homosexuals are a great blight unto normalcy and they are causing God’s anger to explode all over the world!
These mighty fires he’s starting up in California’s foothills and cities, they are nothing compared to what he can truly do! It may just be fires right now, but what if he sends great meteors or tsunamis to just wipe out all these lowlife perverts and their supporters? What will happen to our national economy and world relations?
God is giving us ample warning to not test him too much, and hopefully this fire will teach everyone a lesson.
Just like when God was smiting Pharaoh for being evil, an ominous cloud of doom looms over the sinful lands. Marvel at this fearful site, just like this overwhelmed firefighter is doing.
My friends, there is no fighting off the fires of hell. God has made them so they will, never extinguish and all sinners will have the flesh of their souls seared for all time!
So let us heed this warning and make God proud by saying ‘No Gays!’ everywhere we go. It is the right thing to do and will save us from this great display of God’s wrath! Glory, glory.
10:15 am
People like you are the reason I’m a atheist.
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1:26 pm
Ditto.
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8:55 pm
I weep for anyone who actually listens to this drivel. You’re truly an awful person who spreads hate with this ridiculous website. I think you’re pretty much set for hell. If not, you and anyone else that supports this sad piece of Internet real-estate should be. Oh, and go fuck yourself.
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10:25 am
The god your believe in is a sick Sadistic bastard.
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3:53 pm
Old Testament…how can you expect these ‘christians’ to keep up with the times if they can’t even remember their own religion.
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2:03 pm
There’s just so much sodomy in Californa I dont know how people can stand it!
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5:34 pm
“There’s just so much sodomy in Californa I dont know how people can stand it!”
Well, anyone with a brain wouldn’t let their life be affected by the bedroom activities of other people. Sodomy, as long as it is between two consenting adults, is perfectly legal, at least where I live. If you find that your life is affected by the fact that the gay men who live two blocks away from you practice sodomy, then you clearly have issues and need to seek help.
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4:45 pm
Uhm… Haven’t wildfires been happening for years in California?
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9:41 pm
Don’t you think that if “god” was truly angry about tolerance of homosexuality, he would be causing natural disasters in places such as Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, etc? Granted, except for Nor’Easters, we get very little in the way of bad weather and natural disasters due to our geographic location, but if “god” can create an entire universe, surely he can conjure up a nice big earthquake in the heart of Worcester, or blow a major hurricane right into Boston, right? But, no, New England remained a calm region even after gay marriage was first legalized in my state. I think that should be evidence enough that these wildfires in California are simply the result of extreme heat, lack of humidity, and dry foliage, as opposed to “god’s” wrath.
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10:44 pm
God struck down your little liberal golden boy Ted Kennedy this week for trying to push through Obama’s death panel health plan.
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3:06 pm
Don’t look now, but your compassion is showing.
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3:49 pm
‘Little Liberal Golden Boy’…?
Are you a pedophile? Who talks like that lol.
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1:21 am
behold the ‘matchless’ power of the almighty god ! he maketh the fires to burn from his righteous inability to get beyond the icky-ness factor of two guys actually ‘doing it’ ! look ye and tremble all ye who burn with passions for hot, hard-muscled flesh ! he who brought the bushes of the hill into the world can also take them out again !
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3:11 am
This is what CALIFORNIA gets from electing a MUSCLEMAN as GOVERNOR!!!
The SODOMITES are all HOT and BOTHERED thinking about the MUSCLE BEACH GOVERNOR, so the SINFUL THOUGHTS are at a FEVER PITCH!!!!
These FEVER PITCHERS are turning up the HEAT!
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3:22 am
I just heard it got bigger! Praise Jesus!
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7:54 am
fuck u bunch of cunts r so fuckin narrow minded!!! sort ur fuckin lives out! an u no that ppl who deny and hate things do much usually mean they r repressed an r actually gay rite??
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10:00 am
How do you know that the forest fires were against homosexuals? Maybe they were against people who are judgmental of their fellow men and who spread anger instead of love. Like you just did with this post.
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12:27 pm
i like it! these people really r cunts they need there head sorted
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12:26 pm
God’s wrath has increased TEN-FOLD today! Behold!
Not even the beasts of the Earth are safe! Repent you whore Californians before it is too late! This amazing display of a fiery wrath is nothing compared to the pits of hell! Repent! Repent!
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12:29 pm
abe ur such a compleate cunt go and fuckin die u fuckin redneck bigot KKK scum bag
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12:43 pm
Hark, for it is written:
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. Deuteronomy 32:22.
The wrath of God shall pour down upon the heathen lands and burn to the lowest hell! Look at the words of truth from Deuteronomy and then look upon the burnt lands of California. The lands were soaked with the combustible sins of perversions and marinated in the flammable juices of homosexuality!
Then people act shocked when God pours down his fiery wrath and the lands BURN to the ground! It is all written and there is no cause to be shocked.
God is angry and his great power cannot be contained! Fire falls upon California and great pillars of smoke shoots from his nostrils!
Smoke went up out of His nostrils, And fire from His mouth devoured; Coals were kindled by it. Psalm 18:8
Look upon the following picture and you can see for yourself! The holy pillars of smoke from his nostrils are filling up the lands of California! They are the harbingers of doom for the homosexual gay fornicators of Satan!
Beware, normal people. Do not be tempted to support the homo-gay agenda. Where there is smoke there is fire, and trust that God’s fire to burn all who do not obey our warnings are without end!
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1:26 pm
ok then reverend u also r a cunt that shud die aswell and take ur had off that young child that u r molesting u sick pedo pervert cunt
hope u die very soon!
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3:07 pm
Hark. You’re a dumbass.
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2:27 pm
You seriously just said homosexual juices… right? lol
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4:01 pm
Rev, you’ve forgotten the teachings of Christ. I mean, really, thanks for the quotes from the Torah, but I thought this was christwire.org.
Read yo own shit niggah! lol biggots, repent for truly YOUR time is at hand..and you know it. =0)
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10:53 pm
“flammable juices”? – hmmm, so what’s REALLY on YOUR mind, “Reverend”? do you pray naked? -or should I say “prey”, you f-ing closet pervert- you know you are!!!
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1:32 pm
Oh my god!! this makes me ashamed to be christain.. i have always told everyone i met that i am a christain..however upon reading this i feel shame that i could possibly assosiate myself to people who condone others to burn in fires, or that innocent animals sufer becuz o these terrible fires in the USA. how dare u people blame god for this act of nature..do you not relazie that what u are doing is judging people for their actions when it is in fact only god who can judge!! who are you to say what is judgement or condemnation?! id be praying for forgivness on yourselves before u even start asking it for other people you sick minded freaks!
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11:00 pm
Sad but true, ninja85- I have seen more Christians in my lifetime that lean towards this freakish extremism than “true Christians” that model their lives after the lessons that Jesus taught, especially recently, during the election campaigns, and even more so after Obama’s election
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10:31 pm
This post is either the creation of a successful troll or an unbelievably backwards individual.
If you honestly believe that this wildfire was the result of an angry 2000 year old jewish zombie carpenter, you should do the world a favor and kill yourself.
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11:37 pm
lol, you got to be shitting me. really REALLY?
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9:17 am
Man, you are sick. I mean, really sick.
Your country? Well, if USA is the country of such idiots, I can only be sorry for the rest of americans.
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1:57 pm
Homos like it in the butt
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2:01 pm
yep an they fuckin LOVE it!
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12:43 pm
What, what?
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5:44 pm
Why stop at the Fires??? What about the OTHER things god uses to show his distaste for homosexuality: Cancer, Alzheimer’s, miscarriages, obesity, car wrecks, drive-by shootings, child drownings, suicides, depression, birth defects, dandruff, Pat Robertson’s heart condition, the Recession & big-toe aches.
ALL are signs of god’s wrath on an EVIL America that ‘condones’ homosexuality. So get out there & HATE SOME HOMOSEXUALS, ye Godly Americans!!
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8:33 pm
If god doesn’t like the way I live, Let him tell me, not you.
When one person suffers from a delusion, it is called insanity. When many people suffer from a delusion it is called Religion.
Religion does three things quite effectively: Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people.
I might actually be a Christian myself except for the actions of the Christians.
The greatest tragedy in mankind’s entire history may be the hijacking of morality by religion.
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10:20 pm
Excuse me, by wildfires are a natural occurrence and have been happening for centuries all over the world. Was God unhappy with Greece recently? Did he cause those fires? They do happen every year, by the way, as do fires in various parts of California. Just for the record – I am a homosexual who believes that God actually loves me and I can honestly say that Jesus is my Lord.
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10:23 pm
So yeah, just exactly why do these guys hate gays so much???
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1:26 am
the author was born 5 hunded years too late. sounds like a medieval fearmonger.
lucky for me i live in europe where people still use their brain and don’t blame everything on minorities…
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4:33 am
Unfortunately you got it wrong. God is punishing Californians for voting Yes on proposition 8. Just look at the map of electoral results by county, here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_Proposition_8_(2008)
and compare that to the locations of the fires. Coincidence? I don’t think so. God’s changed his mind on gays over the last 2000 years, as he has every right to do. You haters are behind the times.
God hates the haters.
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10:26 am
This is digusting. You are sick and misguided. Your homophobisc rants cause untold pain, hatred, and violence against LGBT people, who are all God’s children.
If you really believe that God would do such a hateful, homophobic act then you must believe that he instructs that should be stoned to death immediately for wearing mixed fabric clothing, eating shellfish, commiting adultery, and disrespecting your parents at any point in your life.
“Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”
Gays are God’s children, made in his own image.
“Judge Ye Not, Lest Ye be Judged.”
“Love Thy Neighbor”
And Shut the heck up before God strikes you down for your hateful rhetoric and lies.
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12:04 pm
wow, i truly believe this guy is going to hell.
-by the way, nice face asshole!
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5:32 pm
That comment was hateful and uncalled for
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5:37 pm
This article is hateful and uncalled for.
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11:06 pm
This entire website is hateful and uncalled for. While I am not surprised that it exists, I am greatly saddened by it…
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3:45 pm
FYI, after the flood, God promised to let his anger get the best of him ever again. Are you calling God a liar???
Douche…
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12:44 pm
Good point!
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6:17 pm
I didn’t know god was such an arsonist
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2:33 pm
You didn’t listen to a single word that Jesus said about compassion, understanding and charity. You, sir, are a hypocrite in the greatest sense of the word. The bible warns us against false prophets like you. How about you “take the log out of your own eye before you worry about the splinter in your neighbors”?
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3:32 pm
your god is an arsonist? here i thought it was a disgruntled barista from a starbucks in the valley or something…
get a life.
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3:45 pm
well thats just dumb… frustration for being gay? give me a break, what about frustration from so much hatred in the world or war. there are so many more important things to be “anti” about like anti war, anti drug, anti rape, anti child porN, anti neglect, i could go on and on. This “gay” article is a waste of space and thought!! GO PRO PEACE!!!
“Oh friends, hear my words. Homosexuals are a great blight unto normalcy and they are causing God’s anger to explode all over the world!” OH THIS IS CLASSIC. so they are saying that homosexuals cause everything evil in the world. People who kidnap kids do it cause of homosexuals, people who kill other people do it cause of homosexuals. the war in iraq, the plauge in china, the melting of the glaicers are cause by homesexual? I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THAT!!!
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3:50 pm
You are nothing but a fat, ugly useless, raciest pig.
Get a life
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4:56 pm
Doesn’t Jesus and the almighty advocate compassion, love, and forgiveness? Oh yeah, you’ve got a one-way ticket to heaven buddy. Just because people don’t believe what you believe doesn’t make them wrong, and the fact that you lack the intelligence and good will to think otherwise is exactly why god forgot about you a long time ago. You are the one who needs to repent. You’re hate and aggression towards gay people obviously comes from self-hatred and confusion of the fact that you yourself are probably gay, yet you were raised to believe this is wrong, so you have to bash anyone else of that demographic…..Or it could be The Devil talking…Nooooo! By the way genius, g-d isn’t setting fire to California…California burns like this every few years due to arid conditions, and the natural EVOLUTION of the local flora which have adapted to burn, purposefully, in order to flush out invasive plant species which they compete with. After the fires…the natural and native plants to this area of California will grow back. Unfortunately I can’t say the same about your intellect. If it were g-d…wouldn’t other areas of the world with homosexuals be burning as well? Shit, Morrocco would be blazin’. The truth is that this has happened for hundreds of thousands of years, and the only reason it is even news is because of urban sprawl into natural areas….and dumb asses who don’t know where to throw away a cigarrette butt. G-d Bless, ass.
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8:50 pm
That’s not god that’s global warming.
Do you see any forest fires in any other season BUT summer?
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11:41 pm
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1:30 am
i love your picture, you remind me of my snaggle toothed hic horse fucking uncle. we should get together sometime and have hot buttsecks. i could suck your cock, and you can eat my delicious poopshoot while i cum on your face. superbly secksy.
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6:31 am
Do you guys read The Onion as if it’s cnn.com? You commenters actually think this article + website is real? Pathetic.
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7:57 pm
God was just giving them fags in Homowood a taste of what awaits for them in the fires of Hell.
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