• Google Maps Google Street View Catches Glimpse of Heaven

    August 4, 2009 11:33 am 15 comments

    – On August 3rd, 2009, Google Maps caught our first glimpse into Heaven. Christ tore open the fabricated doors of reality and gave us a glimpse, right on 148 West 9th Street, New York, NY–

    Tears of awe and wonder will not stop streaming down my face. Behold, God has given us a glimpse of Heaven, using the technology of his sacred American company named Google, Inc.

    As you know, Google has documents and maps everything known to mankind. All of our homes, health and even the Moon in the heavens above are all mapped out in Google’s holy database archives.

    As the Google Street View van drove through New York, our Lord and Savior decided to reveal his home to us. It occurred on August 3rd, 2009, and as we can see from the map Jesus’ address corresponds to 148 West 9th Street, New York, NY in Earth mapping measures.

    We must build an altar unto Christ at this location. If you go there now, you will see he has once again shrouded everything back up to look normal. But forever, and ever, we have the archive image from Google Street View.

    This look at his home was to encourage our hearts and spirits, to let us know that Heaven and our ominipresent creator are always with us, glory. Glory.

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