Google Maps Google Street View Catches Glimpse of Heaven
– On August 3rd, 2009, Google Maps caught our first glimpse into Heaven. Christ tore open the fabricated doors of reality and gave us a glimpse, right on 148 West 9th Street, New York, NY–
Tears of awe and wonder will not stop streaming down my face. Behold, God has given us a glimpse of Heaven, using the technology of his sacred American company named Google, Inc.
As you know, Google has documents and maps everything known to mankind. All of our homes, health and even the Moon in the heavens above are all mapped out in Google’s holy database archives.
As the Google Street View van drove through New York, our Lord and Savior decided to reveal his home to us. It occurred on August 3rd, 2009, and as we can see from the map Jesus’ address corresponds to 148 West 9th Street, New York, NY in Earth mapping measures.
We must build an altar unto Christ at this location. If you go there now, you will see he has once again shrouded everything back up to look normal. But forever, and ever, we have the archive image from Google Street View.
This look at his home was to encourage our hearts and spirits, to let us know that Heaven and our ominipresent creator are always with us, glory. Glory.
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Author: Abe
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1:33 pm
That’s a glare from the sun, Abe. Stop being retarded.
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3:17 pm
Aren’t the pronouns “he”, “him”, etc. usually capitalized when you’re talking about your beloved diety?
God frowns on those who do not properly capitalize…
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4:41 pm
Abe just got pwned.
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9:05 pm
ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD ALL HAIL THE SUN GOD ITS GLOW HAS SHONE UPON US IN THE FORM OF GOOGLE MAPPPSSSSSS
So much for being a christian, Abe. You can’t worship your “God” and “Huitzilopochtli” at the same time.
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12:15 am
This picture was taken in the morning and the camera is pointing due west. You atheists are so blinded by Satan you can’t see that this miracle took place as the camera was facing away from the Sun’s rise. This reminds me of when God revealed his hand to NASA, in space.
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6:34 am
Actually, judging from the compass at the top left corner of the screen, it’s facing east.
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4:33 am
Yup, it’s facing East. In his deffence the fact the street is West ninth street probably confused him. So yeah, it’s just glare…unless you want to believe heaven is actually on the sun. Cool idea though.
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3:13 pm
you’re right. satan’s immoral compass that i live by has west facing east and vice versa, so you see, a mistake like this is easy to make.
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2:06 pm
Even if the camera was facing west, this could be EASILY photoshopped, I could find the exact same address (since Abe posted for all of us) and photoshop it into there, I would use a gradient and lens blur, and probably mess with the levels some. Also, I’m sure the Heaven is not located in New York, and I’m POSITIVE this do called God would not reveal himself, especially like that.
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11:12 pm
some a yall dun lost yall mind
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6:36 am
Excuse me, what are you doing out of the kitchen?
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1:03 pm
The same thing you’re doing out of the loony bin.
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7:07 pm
Because a fish-eye effect and a few adjusted levels immediately mean that somebody or something holy is nearby, right?
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10:00 pm
Yeah, and God shows me angel, I have proof here! :O
http://maps.google.ca/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=fr&geocode=&q=&sll=46.024277,-73.43858&sspn=0.003419,0.008256&ie=UTF8&layer=c&cbll=46.024277,-73.43858&panoid=MWq8NXjERtw1kVj4YBNncA&cbp=12,291.44,,0,22.84&ll=46.024327,-73.438537&spn=0,0.004128&z=19
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8:15 am
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