Homeless Man Bursts Into Flames After Getting Tasered By Police
Daniel Wood burst into flames after police were forced to Taser him, following a high-speed foot chase. Wool was allegedly amped up on the dangerous marijuana-like vapors of aerosol.
A homeless man burst into a ball of fire after Ohio police were forced to shock him with a Taser.
Reports indicate that Daniel Wood, 31, was purportedly sniffing gas from an aerosol can as he wildly ran through traffic, all while trying to elude two Lancaster, Ohio, police officers who were chasing him on foot.
Shocked passengers locked doors as the wild-eyed man continued to fill his body with aerosol vapors and ran with an unprecedented display of primal agility and reported ‘amazing speeds’ for a human.
In the heat of pursuit, one officer miraculously caught up with the nimble vagabond and wrestled him to the ground. With his body amped up by aerosol vapors, Wood was easily able to resist arrest and tussled with the cop, according to police reports.
Fearing for his partner’s safety, the other cop yelled a desperate plea for the homeless man to calm down. Hulking with drug-induced strength and speed, the non-working Wood saw no reason to comply. The second officer had no choice but to zap woods with the Taser.
Wood immediately burst into flames that covered his entire torso.
Now engulfed by the fury of hell, Wood was desperate and two officers had to drop their weapons and beat the flames off Wood’s body.
Interviewed after he was hospitalized and placed in stable condition, Wood had this to say:
“‘My complete right half of my upper body is burned.’”
He continued, “‘I have bandages from my wrist all the way up my arm and across my chest.’”
Woods also admitted that he had been inhaling vapors from a chemical cleaner, all in efforts to get “high”.
Friends, the moral from this story is very clear. God does not like it when you go and score some magic mint or addictive marijuana from the prowling black in your local store parking lot. The only things that will be high in the end are the flames of hell that engulf your body for your sinful ways and disobeying America’s Christian laws against destructive drugs.
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Author: Scott Grunhard
Scott Grunhard is a law student and actively advocates for the restoration of America's Godly heritage and Christian foundation of government. Read more about how you can help at Godlyheritage.org
4:31 am
Has nobody considered that he may be Possessed by one of the Fallen? Until it has been Exorcised he is a danger to all of us.
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6:24 am
Have you ever considered that he was sniffing gasoline and his blood was most likely saturated with alcohol?
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6:42 am
Good point, Felicia. Looking at his eyes, you can tell there is some demonic work afoot. He’s probably most likely possessed and hopefully the prison chaplain will be able to catch on it and ward off the spirit of evil.
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4:47 pm
His eyes look like that because homeless people tend to be alcoholics and many of them have schizophrenia.
p.s. please be nice to homeless people; I’m sure Jesus would want you to.
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7:00 pm
You seem to have a fixation on homeless men. When those three homeless terrorists dragged a shark from God’s oceans and then left the poor, innocent creature gasping for breath and suffocating to death in a subway, you laughed and wanted to give them high fives.
Instead of demanding justice and perhaps having some ocean water chummed up with beef cuts and then throwing the homeless men in there to see how it feels, you tried to defend their cruel antics.
Homeless people are dangerous and the only thing worse are those who try to give them special privilege, when in reality they are just a danger to us all.
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9:02 pm
“When those three homeless terrorists dragged a shark from God’s oceans and then left the poor, innocent creature gasping for breath and suffocating to death in a subway, you laughed and wanted to give them high fives.”
And where exactly in that article did I give even the slightest hint that I was amused by the whole situation? What on earth gives you the assumption that I laughed and wanted to congratulate the men? You do realize that you’re talking to an animal lover and a Veterinary Technology student, correct? I love animals more than anything, and my heart goes out to the tiny mice that my cats have hunted down and I save them from death by letting them outside. I do not take animal abuse lightly. However, I take pity on homeless people, and even though what those men did was despicable, they were most likely very hungry and needed some money. Desperate times call for desperate measures, and sometimes the measures that are taken are morally wrong, but we must learn to accept that humans make mistakes and forgive them.
Also, as I’ve said before, you stated on this website that you think that cats are animals of satan, and then you offered to “babysit” my cats for me. You are a threat to the safety of my cats and of all other cats, so you have no right to accuse other people of supporting cruelty to animals.
“Homeless people are dangerous and the only thing worse are those who try to give them special privilege, when in reality they are just a danger to us all.”
I’m pretty sure that your beloved Jesus wouldn’t appreciate your attitude towards homeless people. Homeless people are human beings with feelings. Sure, a few of them display violent tendencies due to schizophrenia, alcohol, or just anger over their situation. But the majority of them just want a little of your spare change so that they can get themselves a hot coffee on a cold day. Is that so much to ask for? Sure, a lot of them spend the money on booze or mouthwash, but a lot of them are perfectly clean. For example, there’s a married couple who have been homeless for many years now. They have a small cart from which they sell books in order to support themselves, their dog, and their cat (both of which are VERY well taken care of). They are totally clean and they keep homeless teenagers in line. They are very, very nice people, and I gave them 20 dollars today.
Perhaps you should take a step out of your gated community, into the real world, and learn to love your fellow human being?
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1:02 am
I hope you don’t fall for that nonsense. What about all the homeless people in warm climates? The fact of the matter is that they are lazy and have no drive. And I’m pretty sure being slothful is a sin. That means the homeless will surely have something to ‘warm’ them for all eternity, if you get my drift.
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1:37 am
You know, the economy has caused homelessness to increase. I don’t drink, smoke or do drugs, or have any of the myriad of mental conditions assigned to homeless people But when I lost my job, I was a few days from being evicted and becoming *gasp* homeless!
It’s not laziness. It’s not the work of demons. It’s just a fact of life.
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3:29 am
What was your husband doing, if I may ask?
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5:56 pm
Why do you assume that she has a husband?
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8:22 am
now…I’m all against people getting high and whatnot…but are you serious? possession? that’s SUCH a cop-out. dude got hyped up on aerosol which basically achieves the same effect as doing cocaine as far as your pain tolerance is concerned. and the “primal agility”? DUDE IS A HOBO. he’s probably used to muggin people then running for it. guy probably knows those streets better than the same people that drive them every day to work. you can’t tell me homie is gonna burn in your imaginary hell because he huffed some aerosol…seriously.
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8:25 am
Do you not see what is at work here? What SOUL could burst into flames? What HUMAN could run at such speeds? You obviously cannot see, my friends, that he has no soul. He is not human. He cannot be saved by His divinity and His majestic hands. As the reincarnation of the Samarian devil Adramalech, I beseech you to listen unto Me. This “man” is not a man, he is My handiwork. He is a demon woven from My fingertips, cast of the embers of Hell itself, forged in the depths of The Underworld. This “mortal” is a message of the beginning. The beginning of the end. You foolish, stupid humans. You fail to recognize the messages that fortells the End of Days. A curse upon you all. Maggots will burrow into your soft flesh, hellfires will rip into the muscles and sinew of your bodies, plauges will ravish such creations of God such as you mortals. Heed this warning- the End of Days is near. Eternal damnation is nigh- I relish the day I will see you all in HELL.
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10:07 am
Or he could of been inhaling vapors from a chemical cleaner.
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8:51 am
Serves him right for not having a job.
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1:39 pm
FUNNY— I do believe that the church is a non-profit organization as well. We should burn them all down for not doing their part. Literally set them on fire like a homeless man. You are such a jackass Abe!!
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9:45 am
Lol, Abe you are the worst kind of moron there is. Truly you lower the bar of humanity several notches. Keep up the good work.
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10:50 am
Score 1 for the intolerance of Catholicism! The hypocrisies of all religion don’t shine much like the Christians. Peace and love for your fellow man, yet you cast him out and believe in a false god and false devil. There is no road to heaven, there is no road to hell, there is just man. This is merely a man that made all the wrong choices in life, and you take pleasure in his suffering. Truly you are all no better than him. Instead of relying on “God” to cure him, try curing him without the influence of “God”, and just on the good within MAN. Extremist lunatics.
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11:03 am
He was one of my servants. I sent them to to take your daughter’s virginities. He woos your daughters by discussing his liberal ideology with them. This causes them to wear dirty revealing prom dresses which makes it all the more easier for them to impregnate your daughters.
We are also the ones responsible for McDonald’s making blacks not look dangerous. My disciplines have deeply infiltrated their organization and are in total control.
I consider the soviets my offspring and am proud to see they are luring your children to sin with bear porn.
Do you think it is any coincidence that 169 children have been school children were arrested for dressing slutty? Sixty nine is the sex position I had created to allow men and women to make homosexual love. This is a sign. We are taking over.
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12:05 pm
La-da-da-da-dahh
It’s the motherfuckin D-O-double-G (SNOOP DOGG!)
La-da-da-da-dahh
You know I’m mobbin with the D.R.E.
(YEAH YEAH YEAH
You know who’s back up in this MOTHERFUCKER!)
What what what what?
(Spread the weed out there!)
Blaze it up, blaze it up!
(Just blaze that shit up nigga, yeah, ‘sup Snoop??)
Top Dogg, bite me all, nigga burn the shit up
D-P-G-C my nigga turn that shit up
C-P-T, L-B-C, yeah we hookin back up
And when they bang this in the club baby you got to get up
Thug niggaz drug dealers yeah they givin it up
Lowlife, yo’ life, boy we livin it up
Takin chances while we dancin in the party fo’ sho’
Slip my hoe a forty-fo’ and she got in the back do’
Bitches lookin at me strange but you know I don’t care
Step up in this motherfucker just a-swangin my hair
Bitch quit talkin, crip walk if you down with the set
Take a bullet with some dick and take this dope from this jet
Out of town, put it down for the Father of Rap
And if yo’ ass get cracked, bitch shut yo’ trap
Come back, get back, that’s the part of success
If you believe in the X you’ll be relievin your stress
La-da-da-da-dahh
It’s the motherfuckin D.R.E. (Dr. Dre MOTHERFUCKER!)
La-da-da-da-dahhh
You know I’m mobbin with the D-O-double-G
Straight off the fuckin streets of C-P-T
King of the beats you ride to em in your Fleet (Fleetwood)
or Coupe DeVille rollin on dubs
How you feelin whoopty=whoop nigga whut?
Dre and Snoop chronic’ed out in the ‘llac
with Doc in the back, sippin on ‘gnac (yeah)
Clip in the strap, dippin through hoods (what hoods?)
Compton, Long Beach, Inglewood!
South Central out to the Westside (wessyde)
It’s California Love, this California bud got a nigga gang of pub
I’m on one, I might bail up in the Century Club
with my jeans on, and my team strong
Get my drink on, and my smoke on
Then go home with, somethin to poke on (whassup bitch?)
Loc it’s on for the two-triple-oh
Comin real, it’s the next episode…
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be thinkin we soft
We don’t, caaaare
We gon’ rock it til the wheels fall off
Hold up, heyyyyyyyy
for my niggaz who be actin too bold
Take a, seeaaaaaat
Hope you ready for the next episode
HeyyyeyyyeEYEYyyyEYYYY….
…. smoke weed everday!
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6:07 pm
Awww… You think cannabis is addictive. How quaint.
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6:42 pm
i need a good fuck call me
239-878-6443home
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6:46 pm
it has been proven that weed is not addictive, but I’m postitive that you do exhaustive research on everything that is posted here with it all being back by fact and all.
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8:41 pm
i truly love to smoke weed and smoke crack fuck dirty black men at the same time. it is the the best time i ever have in my life. even beter when my husben lock me and my incest childen in the bacement and rapes us
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6:41 am
“I hope you don’t fall for that nonsense. What about all the homeless people in warm climates? The fact of the matter is that they are lazy and have no drive. And I’m pretty sure being slothful is a sin. That means the homeless will surely have something to ‘warm’ them for all eternity, if you get my drift.”
Since when is treating homeless people with compassion nonsense? Homeless people in warm climates have to worry about dying on the streets of heatstroke. It’s incredibly sick that you think that homeless people go to hell.
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8:35 am
In Southern California and Florida, I’ve seen the homeless living it up. They take their signs out to public areas and beg for alms, then go shoot up on drugs and chug whiskey. The belly of hell well drink down their souls for being a waste of space.
Sure, fine, it’s ok to give a legitimate looking homeless lady perhaps some change, but better yet direct them to a homeless shelter and tell them to turn their life around. They can go sign up for Obama’s assistance money that he stealing from everyone, just like the rest of jobless wretches in our country. They are certainly taxing us enough for their benefit.
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9:45 am
Or they have far superior intelligence as compared to you. Knowing how to enjoy life as a minimalist, knowing that our society will care for them.
Btw slothfulness isn’t a sin. A “sin” is a made up word by the disapproving for actions taken by other people. There is no such thing as a sin, just resulting consequences of actions.
Extremist, Niggah WHAAAAAAAAT
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9:52 am
Dr. Dre is another disciple of mine. He has his PHD in impregnating white women.
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9:54 am
Damn straight Luci, I love giving you blow jobs. Our homosexual love will never be stopped.
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10:11 am
It’s sad that you have so much hate for people who are less fortunate than you.
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1:31 pm
Because it’s good ole Midwestern Catholocism. hahahaha
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10:07 pm
Heed the word of Lucifer, hypocrites! The will of Darkness and the supremacy of the Cathederal of the Black Goat is growing ever nearer! When that happens, these homeless, who have done nothing to earn your hatred, will sodomize and violate you in ways that you cannot even concieve. Be warned, as the flow of evil commences and your “light of God” is extinguished like an oil lantern in a rainstorm!
Hail Satan!
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10:46 pm
. . .hahaha you seppos keep us humans in stiches
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10:13 am
You should be more grown-up than this, all of you. Knock it off.
And by the way, just because some people are more fortunate than others doesn’t mean there’s any reason to send them to Hell or wish it on them. Did it ever occur to you that only God has the right to judge? You’re a human. Get off your high throne. You should be more than ashamed of yourself. You need to be helping these people, not treating them like something lower than you and your self-proclaimed glory. Even if they take money and spend it on drugs, that’s something they need to be saved from by kind people who are willing to put in the time and effort to help a soul in need. People who aren’t like you, huh?
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9:09 am
I am frankly shocked at all of the comments written regarding people experiencing homelessness, especially the ones written by so called christians. When I was 29 years old I lost my job due to developing undiagnosed schizoaffective disorder. One day I was just like all of you, and the next day I was sleeping on the sidewalk. I wasn’t an addict or an alcoholic, but I found myself stuck out there for three years of my life. Today the homeless problem is worse than it’s ever been, with 3.5 million people outside every year. 1.3 million of them are children. The top 5 reasons people end up outside are:
5. Mental Illness
4. Poor wages/unemployment
3. Domestic Violence
2. Health care bills
1. The lack of affordable housing.
30 percent of people on the street are struggling with addiction, but most of them (80%) developed that problem on the street. It wasn’t why they ended up there.
Remember, folks. When Jesus came the first time, he spent his days with the beggars and the prostitutes and the lepers. I don’t know how you can worship a homeless man on sunday and degrade the rest of them six days a week.
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5:56 pm
MARIJUANA IS NOT EVIL. You people are remarkably ignorant, less than one hundred years ago our nation was screaming for mass production of hemp. Why? because WWII was at full mast and we could not produce enough clothing or rope or for that matter anything else we really needed. and what produces better and more than anything else? MOTHER FUCKING MARIJUANA!!!! it doesnt make you kill people, it doesnt drive you crazy or drive you to harder drugs. why do people do harder drugs? BECAUSE THEY’RE STUPID AND BECAUSE THEY WANT TO. NOT BECAUSE POT MADE THEM DO IT. fucking ignorant fools
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