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Homosexuality is an unfortunate condition that curses the life of many potentially good people. While psychologists and neuroscientists still struggle to find a definitive cure for this sickness, in which the victim feels he or she must choose the foul gay lifestyle, several Southern churches are holding exciting new God-ordained ministries that will help gays recover from their condition.
As reported by the always point-on Diana Chandler from the New Orleans Baptist Examiner:
Franklin Avenue Baptist Church, 2515 Franklin Ave., will host from 8 a.m. – 1 p.m. August 29 a conference on ministering to homosexuals, just days ahead of the annual New Orleans Southern Decadence celebration.
“Embracing Restoration: A Path to Freedom,” will equip the church to exhibit the love of Christ while ministering in today’s society impacted by homosexuality.
The conference is designed for pastors, ministry leaders, counselors, parents of those with same-sex attractions, strugglers, overcomers and others.
Speakers will include Terri Brown of Exodus International, a minister whose son was involved in a same-sex relationship, and Paulette Lawrence, who lived 17 years in homosexuality and now leads the support recovery program A Good Thing Out of Nazarus. Joining them will be the Rev. Bob Stith, national strategist for gender issues for the Southern Baptist Convention, and the Rev. Greg Hand, pastor of Vieux Carre’ Baptist Church in the French Quarter, where Southern Decadence is centered.
Embracing Restoration will offer two choices among four breakout sessions, with a closing question and answer segment. Register here free.
It is in all of our best interest to rid our country of the 2% homosexual population, and this perfecting ministry is the ticket in doing so. It is sad to know that gay people are not born abnormal; it is usually a traumatic event or perhaps getting tinkled by a stranger as a kid that has forced them to choose a gay lifestyle.
Once convicted by such perverted lifestyle, things go downhill. For every one homosexual, four kids get improperly diddled and molested. As warned in the Bible, the bodies of gays are also more prone to get struck down with afflictions and disease.
Who would wish such a fate for any person? All of those things lead straight to the furnaces of hell, and dear friends, as Christians it is our job to prevent people from enduring such a fiery fate.
If you are friends or associates with anyone afflicted with gay, please encourage them to take a quick vacation from their little secretary or nursing jobs and register here for a conference that can deliver their shameful life from depression and iniquity. It will equip them with the tools needed to go forward with a new life in Christ, and a proper gender identity of which they can be proud.
6:34 am
“Homosexuality is an unfortunate condition that curses the life of many potentially good people.”
Homosexuality doesn’t curse people; assholes such as yourself curse people! Ever heard of “live and let live”? Obviously not, because you instead devote your life to making other people miserable!
“It is sad to know that gay people are not born abnormal; it is usually a traumatic event or perhaps getting tinkled by a stranger as a kid that has forced them to choose a gay lifestyle.”
First, people don’t choose to be gay. My best friend is gay, and he believes that people are born gay, as he never experienced any sort of traumatic event as a child. Second, YOU CANNOT LINK TO YOUR OWN WEBSITE AS A SOURCE.
“For every one homosexual, four kids get improperly diddled and molested.”
Bullshit. I know plenty of gay people, and they have never and would never touch a child.
“If you are friends or associates with anyone afflicted with gay, please encourage them to take a quick vacation from their little secretary or nursing jobs and register here for a conference that can deliver their shameful life from depression and iniquity. It will equip them with the tools needed to go forward with a new life in Christ, and a proper gender identity of which they can be proud.”
There’s nothing wrong with male nurses or secretaries. People can have any career that they want, regardless of their gender.
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8:52 pm
Claire I am so fucking sick of your goddamned cat video.
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9:16 pm
Thou shalt not take the lord’s name in vain. I’m pretty sure that’s one of the commandments y’all are so fond of…
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6:28 am
Then don’t watch it, scrotum-sucker.
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3:11 am
good comment, these type of christians (dan norgdan) make me sick and should be tortured until blood comes out of their ears, there is nothing wrong with gay people.
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10:53 am
Ok first before i get jumped by a bunch of anal retentive christians but I am a straight male and i have found religion the problem i have with christians like you is that you guys flame about how you are all for equality and peace and that you are saving people. the reason your are able to post this hate crime bull s$#@ and get away with it because you have the same first amendment as the rest of human beings which is the right to the pursuit of happiness, religion!!!, speech!!!, and peaceful assembly. yet the second someone else has an opinion their wrong the problem is an opinion can’t be wrong and your ignorant to say so ,and i accept that you have an opinion but I think it is worthless because of your simplistic hypocrasy. Do you no what would happen if we tried to stop christians from being able to voice their opinions you would assemble it get very violent untill your demands were met do not deny it it has ahppend all throughout history. I will get back to my main point any one on here that is christian is so irragant by the blind faith in which they hand to this man they call god whom which none of you have actually spoken seen or heard from out side of your unconsious mind wnat to here the truth so back to my focus. Gays turned in to “NORMAL PEOPLE” define to me what NORMAL means and i’ll tell you wether your right or not and who are you to say that they aren’t because boy you have a whirlwind twisted spin on reality, homo sexual people are no different then us no matter how you try to deny it. Now don’t get all antsy thats the truth of the fact men are like women men are like men women are like women no you only find a difference when it goes against what you want people to conform to. you claim how horrible everyone else is what if the blacks had a church as big as yours now and your were not like them and your were not “NORMAL PEOPLE” i would hope every night that one of your suffered just as much as you made others untill you comited blasphemy. but the fact is that will never be because of your anti social standards of rapeing entire culture for your own personal feeling you should sit back and open your mind. I live in maine and i hope the gay marriage law passes so i can come into school and piss every one christian off. I heard this and this was the funniest example why it shouldn’t pass i have ever heard. that if gay people marry their won’t be a future because we won’t have kids. let alone all the christians out their who don’t know how a penis or vagina work and that children are made that way it isn’t immaculate conseption. if gays get married nothing changes except pretty soon thgey’ll want more like using the same bathrooms and living in houses and eating in the same restraunt not sitting in the back of the bus you now the things we common wealthy white christian “NORMAL PEOPLE” have no gay people aren’t having kids now either so if they start getting married nothing changes and no matter how you explain it marriage is a monetary expense for a big hype about two people living together for the rest of their life but of course they need a religous figure and a piece of paper saying their opposite sex and christian in order to be in love. so I want to here all the feed back i can good or bad please put in your complete feeling in and whatever opinions you have so I have no biased and if i can’t challenge what you have said you win that roun but i have kept my launguage clean upto the one s word i said and all my veiws have shown both side of the argument so if this gets taken down it is only because you are admitting you are wrong andf no matter how much you say you aren’t while taking it down if you do your still wrong.
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6:51 am
It’s funny that there is a ad for gay mature dating.
I can’t work out if you people hate gay people so much why you let gay ads on the site.
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7:11 am
This world would be a better place without religion there wouldn’t be as many
racist and bigoted people around.
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7:40 am
Dan, is it safe?
You have this weird fixation on gay people; are you a closet homosexual? I think you are.
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10:23 am
I’m glad someone finally got around to solving these types of problems
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11:03 am
Oh, for sure. ‘Cause this is DEFINITELY more important than making sure everyone has health care; the economy is strong; the conflicts in the Middle East are going well or resolved; North Korea halts nuclear testing; global warming is curbed; our children are well-educated….
Yeah, of all the problems facing the country today, I think that what two people do in the privacy of their own home should take precedence over EVERYTHING else…. [sarcasm]
HA!
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5:55 pm
CAP LOCKS ON!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE A IDENTY THEIF. YOU ARE LUCKY FOR NOW BUT THE POLICE AND FBI WILL BE AT YOUR DOOR SOON. IF YOU STOLE MY CREDIT CARDS TOO YOU WILL SURELY BE IN JAIL A LONG TIME.
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9:18 pm
Bitch, get this through your pea-sized brain:
NO ONE HAS STOLEN YOUR IDENTITY. People merely type your name in the Name field on the comment submission form.
I pity your children that they have a mother who’s so stupid.
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12:28 pm
Heterosexual Christians do NOT model marriage as described in the Bible.
If We Go Strictly By The Bible…
Marriage shall consist of a union between one man and one (or more) women. – Genesis 26:1-6, 29:17-28, I Kings 11:1-3.
Marriage shall not impede a man’s right to take concubines in addition to his wife or wives. – Judges 8:30-31, II Samuel 5:13, II Chronicles 11:21.
Marriage shall be considered valid only if the the wife is a virgin. If she is not a virgin, she shall be stoned to death. – Deuteronomy 22:13-21.
Marriages between believers and non-believers shall be forbidden. – Genesis 24:3, Ezra 9:11-12.
When a married man dies, his brother must marry his sister-in-law and produce children by her. – Genesis 38:6-10, Deuteronomy 25:5-10.
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5:56 pm
STOP TRYING TO PERVERT THE BIBLE YOU PERVERT
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9:14 pm
Showing you what’s in the bible is not perverting it. It’s the word of God, so it MUST be wholesome.
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12:42 pm
Another thought:
Why does a seemingly hardcore Christian Web site link to RSVPvacations.com in their advertisements? This is a gay/lesbian/bisexual/transgendered vacation and travel planning Web site.
If Christians believe gays are going to burn in hell, why advocate and/or endorse their leisure time?
I can only surmise that the publishers of the articles are, in fact, homosexual supporters and the entire site is meant to be parody or satire.
The people who comment are another story though…
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5:57 pm
OBVIOUSLY TO ALL WHO KNOW AND LOVE ME THIS COMMENT ABOVE IS NOT ME
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6:49 pm
Nobody loves you, Janice. Not even your husband, considering how he cheated on and then left your sorry ass.
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1:25 pm
JaniceFun, Please stop shouting, people are sleeping.
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11:41 pm
this is a spoof website, they dont actually hate homosexuals, they just hate you
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6:56 pm
i am a dirty hooker come fuck me in my dirty white ass
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8:08 pm
i just came home shooting a porn i left the cum on my face im a dirty bitch
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8:56 pm
Janicefun, how dare you defile a website dedicated to doing the work of the Lord with your vile and disgusting filth. I pray that you repent from your evil life as a prostitute and pornographic movie acting. Please do not further place your soul in peril by posting your nasty, vulgar, satanic filth here in front of the Lord!
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9:02 pm
CAP LOCKS CHECK!!!!!!
THIS IS CLEARLY NOT ME I AM NO SEX FREAK BUT INSTEAD A BELOVED AND WONDERFUL PERSON WITH A DEEP CHRISTIAN FAITH THAT MOST NORMAL PEOPLE ON THIS SITE LOVE AND RESPECT. THANK YOU!!!!!!
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9:44 pm
Janice, don’t worry. This is just some silly child trying to get your goat. Ignore her.
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4:35 am
My CHURCH successfully CONVERTED A GAY MAN to the righteous normal LIFESTYLE, but THERE’S BEEN A SLIGHT PROBLEM!!! In our PROCESS, we converted him from the GODLY AMERICAN system of weights and measures to THE METRIC SYSTEM!!!!!!!!!!
He used to give his HEIGHT as 5 FEET, 9 INCHES, now he says he is 1.75 METERS TALL!
Now that he’s METRIC, we’re afraid that he will ADOPT a EUROPEAN LIFESTYLE!
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9:54 am
I am a stupid bitch that believes men with beards fly in the sky.
i really have no life and wish other people misery just like me! i sure love some cock in the ass while the priest spanks me and calls me a sinner. i converted to god because Satan doesn’t want clueless idiots who have no place in life. i don’t believe in science cause it’s to hard for me to understand. i like to fill my children with jejune bullshit that in many years of brainwashing i can hope to make them become just like me! science is the work of Satan and whoever believes in such nonsense will burn in a imaginary land of fire and hate!
now don’t you correct me or ill spout some bible lines even tho i don’t know the meaning.
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9:57 am
This website reeks of ignorance. It’s scientifically proven that gay people are attracted to their like sex in the same way heterosexual people are, through pheromones. Pheromones are a chemical signal that triggers a natural response in another member of the same species, and in this case sex. It’s not a lifestyle choice to be attracted to pheromones. Also gay people tend to have different levels of testosterone and estrogen causing them to have tendencies of their opposite sex. This is definitely not a choice. Some homosexuals are miserable because of religious groups like you. If your God doesn’t accept gay people then He doesn’t sound like a very loving person, considering He apparently created them. Maybe I’ll choose one of the other thousand religions that believe they are the ONLY ONE and have been around much longer than this paradoxical Christian belief system.
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10:06 am
This place is a joke…
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11:45 pm
literally
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11:36 am
What if I was a man that loved younger women? Would that make me gay? Or what if I was a man that liked older men (over the age of 21)? Would that make me a super gay?
I dont get how you’re only condemned for being gay in the video for liking younger boys and not for the fact that it’s morally wrong to like anyone under the legal age. I’m going to tap young girls then if it’s perfectly fine and it means I’m not gay
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7:37 pm
“What if I was a man that loved younger women? Would that make me gay?”
Only if the younger WOMAN were LADY GAGA!!!
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9:56 pm
You sickness runs deep. It is amazing how awful you are. What corner of you mind creates such sickness and vileness? Do you really feel proud of your self writing these things evry single day? Arent you somewhere ashamed of your heart? Ho can you think these words? Its something I feel greatly sad for you about. And you hurt my good reputation. Most people know its not me when you type. I have a good name and respect.
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1:50 am
I have but one request. For the love of God, show your work!!! When you say that for every homosexual four children get molested, that tells me:
a) absolutely nothing linking the two statistics, only that there are 400% more child molestations than out in public homosexuals, NOT that said homosexuals have molested said children.
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b) That without outside, objective proof of your statments, you might as well be making every word of it up.
Oh, and while I’m thinking about it, if homosexuals have no soul and are not human, only animals (which has been bantered about ad nausium on this site) then how could a ministry ‘cure’ them? Make them more than animals? Make them human?
Oh, wait … that would be …. EVOLVING them from animal to human.
Hey, I think I just found the religious rights’ answer for the missing link. Humans came from homosexuals, which of course came from crazy butt sex with monkeys as we all know.
So where’s my prize money?
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3:28 am
Stop being lazy. Just google search it on the site’s search box, they have detailed that fact in countless articles and it’s been cited by several authorities. I’ve seen the research on it too. It’s sad, but for every one homo for kids get molested. Pretty scary.
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4:48 am
As I said before, nothing linking the two statistics. Maybe you should stop being lazy and read what people have written. I probably know about 100 gays and lesbians where I live. I don’t even know 400 kids, much less 400 that have been molested, and not a single one of whom was molested by a gay or lesbian.
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9:10 am
I’m sorry to hear that. Do you live in West Hollywood or San Francisco? Also, the stats are based on a 20 year research project.
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1:54 pm
Idaho. And I’m glad. Glad, glad, glad, glad, GLAD!
Oh, and -what- report. Such nebulous answers might as well mean ‘I pulled the numbers out of my gluteus maximus’
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3:36 am
Ahh, Adam, your bacon has been saved from the fire. You may not have been willing to cite your sources, but your close friend Dan Nordgren slipped the information in the Seth McFarland thread. Your source is from this site: http://www.familyresearchinst.org/2009/02/child-molestation-and-homosexuality-2/
I have read through it, and while I am very, very good at calculating statistics and probabilities and accuracy ratios, I have not yet gone through and checked their work, and the work of there sources.
I do have to admit though, when reading through the information, it appears that all of the numbers quoted by the website are between 20 and 70 years old. Back when everyone was so defending of their fathers and they could never do no wrong and oh, something must be wrong with me as the child and i will never tell on Daddy or else he may beat me or i’ll be called a freak for the rest of my life.
Remember, you’ve stated yourself that children have no respect for their parents or any authority figures anymore (so they should have no problem throwing their dear ‘ol dad under the bus for a nickel.
I would wish for more recent research, and also look to see how much molestation happened within close family (parents, grandparents, aunts and uncles)
I would wager those would be chilling numbers. Oh, and all the male, married people that molest little boys, well, they can’t be homosexuals, because they’re in a God-approved holy union between a man and a woman, right?
Right?
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10:40 am
I have something to confess. I’m actually gay and like to have sex with children. Could someone please help me?
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11:27 am
I WOULD NEVER CONFESS THAT I LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH CHILDREN!!! YOU ARE A IDENTYSTEALER AND DESERVE TO DIE!!! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL ONCE THE POLICE CATCH YOU AND YOU GET EXECUTED IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!!
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1:56 pm
What would you charge them with? Slander is about the strongest I can think of, since it’s obviously a joke to push your buttons. And no state would consider that a capital crime.
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6:33 pm
GOD AND THE U.S. WOULD PUNISH THE BASTARDS FOR SOILING MY HONOR AND STEALING MY IDENTITY!!! THEY WILL GET THEIR PUNISHMENT HERE AND IN THE AFTERLIFE ASWELL!!!
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6:49 pm
I will give you half credit. I can’t speak for God (which apparently you can, sounds like you think you’re greater than God to know God’s will) but I call your bluff on the “Whole U.S.”
I am a member of the U.S. as is over 300 million others. If even one of us does not agree, then the Whole U.S. is not whole.
I do not agree. Q.E.D.
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6:59 pm
Well if you don’t like where our country was ordained to be, no one is forcing you to stay. You can always get out. That’s the problem. You liberals don’t want to accept that we are a nation of morals and values, and want to transform us into a weird place of loose standing. Why not go to lawless Africa or East Europe?
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7:04 pm
who are you talking to? What are you talking about? No wonder, you make no sense… YOU’RE A F’CKING REDNECK!
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7:36 pm
I get the feeling that Oliver maybe, just maybe doesn’t dislike everyone in the U.S. (thou from my own experience there seems to be a bit higher amount of retards there but I guess it could be bad exp., since I know some nice people from U.S. aswell). I belive that he just wants racists and retards like you (if you are serious which I don’t belive, since I doubt anyone possibly could be as retarded as you act) to get out from the country which imo would make it a better place:)
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3:15 am
I’ve heard Cuba is lovely this time of year.
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9:10 am
Zand, that’s exactly what I think…
Heather, I think Cuba would be lovely, considering the cold, rainy weather here…
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6:55 pm
Still thinking about it and trying not to laugh.
Your identity has not been stolen. It has only been imitated. Which I have been told is the highest form of flattery. You should be flattered.
And as for your honor being soiled, Feel free to go to the FBI and ask them to investigate this slanderous person. I’m sure they’ll jump to put it on top of all the other work they have to do chasing down terrorists, pedophiles and pornography rings. Those evils don’t matter really, just someone making jokes in your name.
Gee, wonder if President Obama should have the FBI investigate this site because his honor has been soiled.
Oh, wait *facesmack* first amendment rights. I forgot, and I was even in the military defending those rights! How silly of me.
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7:01 pm
Janice would never use the ‘b’ word.
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7:05 pm
Sorry to ruin it for ya but I actually acted like Janice in these posts/replys this time (first thou so all the other capslock shit is her^^), was trying to poke a reply but I guess she isn’t on atm (and it’s a bit too high in the comments for her to notice it now I belive). I was kinda good at it for being a first don’t ya think? Thou I guess she could be joking aswell since I doubt someone actually could be as retarded as her:)
Zand
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7:07 pm
Yeah I know Adam but it was all for the sake of getting a mad reply from the selfproclamed saint:)
Zand
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3:56 pm
So here is a serious question for all the christians out there. Is there a program centre that converts christians to true christioanity . cause if there is ya all need to go there. In the words of Ghandi
I like your Christ .
I dont like your Christyians
They are so unlike Christ.
This means true christiamns would not do the crap they do and certainly would be teariong apart thier churches for the closed minded bullshit they spout . they would not go and bomb planned parenthood centers . they would not attend gay pride to throw rocks . they wouldnt act like the assholes they do and certainly when it comes to churches and church schools they would not have social clichs it would be one huge unity .
I have been to your schools and seen the populart christains and the unpopular christians alone at lunch with noone to talk to . you all have the same issues the secular world does and you havent learned a damn thing from Jesus Christ
you just found a crutch to explain why ya do things. enough of the lets try and fix people . Jesus basicly said before ya remove the sand grain from someones eye make sure ya remove the 2×4 from yours.
I hope Jesus is writtinjhg all the futile attempts to fix others when you have not fixed yaself
Do onto others as ya wish your creator to do to you . boy oh boy lots of christians are gonna be in for a world of real hurt . wanna prove how rightuos you? dig in your bible and show us where Jesus said to do they things ya do show me where it says fgire bomb and abortion centre. show me where it says charry a child that was created by rape
I bhet there is not a single mom and dad here who would want thier 14 year old daughter who was raped to carry a child full term.
If someone wants to be gay then so be it. sometimes gay behavior is created by the rejection you lousy fucks do to someone who is not worldly pretty or worldly well off . sweet lil sally christian sure doesnt wanna live in a small one bedroom place cause that is not god blessing her it must be she is sinning so she wants a guy that has money ( blessings from god cause he is got a great job and great looks ) do you honestly think that every gay person out there has come to being gay cause they ssinned and stuff. sometimes its the close minded bs that the world shoves down ya pipes day in and day out.
Chriustianjs are not of this world and that means not to follow styles of this world it doesnt mean to take something a secular artist does and make ya own brand of music etc. I l;uaghed when i heartd of Gothic Christian music . Christrians are using the devils tools to influence and brinmg more to the fold grow up
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10:07 pm
When Satan overtakes a human and writes (or types) using the possessed human as his instrument, there are tell tale signs. One, spell check is never used. Two, grammar goes out the window. Three, punctuation and capitalization falls below the third grade level. And four, the writing is way too long and a nauseating read.
Go to your priest…YOU are possessed. Ask for an “Exorcism”. He will know what to do.
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4:18 pm
I’m pretty sure Ghandi was not a Christian, so unfortunately you can imagine who’s giving him an eternal roast right now. Terribly sad.
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4:34 pm
Ghandi loved christian people, and it wouldn’t really matter if he was hindu, unless he believed in God…. He also had christian values, and a hope of peace. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ATTITUDE OF THE CHRISTIAN PEOPLE OF (not so) GREAT BRITAIN. INSTEAD THEY KILLED AND TERRORIZED THE LOVING PEOPLE OF INDIA. In fact he once said “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. “
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6:00 pm
“I’m pretty sure Ghandi was not a Christian, so unfortunately you can imagine who’s giving him an eternal roast right now. Terribly sad.”
That’s pretty sick to think that Ghandi, one of the world’s most peaceful men, is in hell simply because he did not believe in Jesus. You’re pathetic.
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4:43 pm
Who is Ghandi, a person who was not a professing Christian, to judge people of faith?
Despite all his words and hippie followers in America, he was still but a man in need of Holy salvation. Sadly, he believed in false Gods and I’m pretty sure did not confess that he was a Christian and also did not go to church with proper people, but instead rejected and outright stated he did not like Christians. Sounds like a speech Satan penned himself.
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4:56 pm
I’d say he was pretty damn dead on. Christians are to be Christ-like, and the only time Christ ever threw a fit of anger was when he drove the changemakers out of the temple. Outside of that he was a very calm and caring person, much like Ghandi
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5:04 pm
Heather, I totally agree with you, and believe your statement… are you related to dean? you two seem very much alike (with your attitudes)
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5:36 pm
@ Oliver – No clue who Dean is sorry, but thanks for the compliment
@ Adam – I never said any of that. In fact, Christ was more likely brown skinned (seeing as how he came from the Middle East) than white (which is generally reserved for European descent) And I never said Ghandi was perfect. I will say that Ghandi was very non-violent, like Christ. I will say that he cared about others, like Christ. I will also say he was a flawed man, like every other person on the planet, NOT like Christ.
I don’t try to dance around what I am saying, I try to say it straight up front. So if you read my comments as is, instead of adding your mindset to it, you might think twice before opening your mouth.
It is better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. – Benjamin Franklin, Founding Father, Progressive Inventor of Scientific Devices and overall Smart Guy
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5:26 pm
First off, Christ was not Indian. He was white. Second, how dare you compare Christ to Ghandi in personality as well. Christ was perfect, Ghandi was a mere man who needed salvation and to get delivered. Too bad he worshiped false idols and didn’t fully convert.
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5:30 pm
uhm.. she meant christ-like… not exact SUPER-EXACTLY-LIKE-CHRIST… I’m Catholic, but I don’t believe christ was perfect… he was still a man, and like man, he made mistakes, and he deeply repented them, just like Ghandi probably did…
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5:34 pm
Christ was perfect, and you trying to say Ghandi was a part of the Holy Trinity shows that you must may be a veiled Hindu yourself there. CHRIST HAS NO EQUAL AMONG MAN FOR HE IS HOLY.
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5:40 pm
I agree that Ghandi wasn’t part of the holy trinity, but i disagree that christ has no equal… he does… Their names are “God” and “Holy Spirit”… btw, im not hindu, but i believe that hindu people are regular people too, that should be respected… Sure, SOME of them will go to hell, but so will you Adam, and many other christians disgracing God’s name just like you are…
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5:44 pm
oh, btw adam, im just a kid, and I always keep putting you down… I, again, pray to God that you change your views…
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6:01 pm
One more thing Adam, christ wasn’t and couldn’t be white, since he was born, raised, and lived in the middle east… Therefore he would have been “brown” or “olive”
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1:50 pm
“First off, Christ was not Indian. He was white. Second, how dare you compare Christ to Ghandi in personality as well. Christ was perfect, Ghandi was a mere man who needed salvation and to get delivered. Too bad he worshiped false idols and didn’t fully convert.”
How do you know what color Christ was? Have you met him? No. Were there photographs 2000 years ago? No. Do we have an actual painting of him? No.
While most images of Christ depict him as white there’s a very simple reason for this:
God/Christ was created in man’s image. Not the other way around. Since the leading religion in Europe at the time was Catholicism and run exclusively by white men, your diety is almost always depicted as a white man.
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3:59 pm
First, get your own name. Second, Christianity was started by Jewish converts who were definitely Hebrew in descent and several of which had coarse hair.
Man was made in the image of God and Adam was clearly white. The Bible goes over how our darker colored friends came to be, but original man is white. Not that it matters, for God loves all races of people and we are all his children. It’s just a few simple points for academia.
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4:58 pm
Who is Christian? The guy who f’cked you last night?
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4:29 am
Adam read ya bible if Jesus christ was like some super white ass dude when Judas broiught the guys to take jesus in custidoy they wouldnt have needed that in the first place cause ya dumbb ass jesus wouyld have stuck out like a sore thumb in a crowd of dark skinned people . thjey didnt need jusdas to point him out ( thjere is one amoung you who will betray me this night and will give me a kiss . which judas did when the soldier apprehended jesus to take before potious pilot . so get ya chronolgy right and take a real hard look at the location and the native citizens of that area . not a single white nazi looking dude would survive in that reging for as long as jesus did and not be affected . the darker pigment of the skin helps protect the skin esp in areas where the sun is brutal. jesus would have had to been pretty much an albino by your concepts of white and ya puit an albino in that region of the world where jesus walked and ya gonna have a dead person shortly after . so many un-educated minds esp from christians who cant seem to understand science ( opps might be a sore subject)
damn if i had a dime for every time a christian talked about how jesus saved them and yet they went to a hospital to get some pain med or some surgy to survive
Science saves the lot of ya each day. if you get shot by a tank is the power of god gonna save ya from death? or is it fonna be some guy that is in a hospital who stiches ya up and hopes for the best. did that doctor give you a shot of something to kill the pain so ya wouldnt feel him mucking about in ya body and didnt feel the needles as he sewed ya up . science not God. Jesus saves the soul not the physical body. that is what science does . it saves that fat christain woman who is told she needs and operation to save her massively fat bible weilding ass from dyin. where is her faith . nowhere
I think that Christains should use thier faith in Jesus to heal themself and never touch a hospital and not have a single medication in the house even an aspirin. prove the power of jesus christ that he can perform miracles. even in this day and age.
i saw a show oin tv where wives where swapped for a week or so and at the end those 2 women are given a check and told how to spend the money. some fat ass bitch who professed jesus was savorir and stuff was outraged to find out there was a pagen woman in thioer home and ripped up the check and later was told what the check was to be used for and a good portion was set uip so this woman ccould get a operation to help her she then got a replacement check and got the operation to save her ass. she had nbo rights to that just goes to show how weak of fatith the christian world is
a Ex friend of mine named Robert Hatvani who plays the piano is always trying to get me away from my music and into christian music oh so and so plays music just like that let me get ya some od his music lets get rid of that stuff ya listen to . a Church in Boise callede The Word Of God is a joke nothing but a bunch of whining assholes who go to outlandish displays of praying when they come down with some small cold and tears to have god heal them yet they taking medication as well . i come out to them about being gay and its turn away from that freak till they come to thier senses.
I was good enough to ask me to help at a few of thier weddings but never good enouigh to be treeated like family. Jerred Vasholts a guy who was there but when i camje out shuned me . great guy glad to see he is pretty much running Thwe Word Of Truth In boise . if thjose russians christains knew what i knew they woulkd toss him ou ton his ass like they did to me . but i am better than that . hell they need an infusion of american blood so they can bring more russians here to the states under the i got married to an american clause. yep great christains there.
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1:49 pm
Actually, Jews come in a variety of flavors; white, brown, yellow and more. The time of Christ’s walking on Earth in the flesh overlapped the time when the Roman Empire, before it was fully proper and Christian, started to expand through the weaker people of the Earth. It happened to cross through lands inhabited by those of Jewish faith and tradition.
With so many fair-skinned people around, it is very likely that our Father was white and probably had silky hair and bluish or green colored eyes. If you buy a King James Bible with proper artwork, or perhaps take time to review commissioned paintings, you will get a accurate image of what Christ looked like in your mind.
It’s also like with Adam; he was made in God’s image and of course was Caucasian as well, much like Eve. Who is the father of Christ? Answer that, and you’ll see the obvious answer as to why Christ is white. It doesn’t matter though, because his salvation is for everyone.
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2:02 pm
“With so many fair-skinned people around, it is very likely that our Father was white and probably had silky hair and bluish or green colored eyes.”
I hate to burst your bubble, but the majority of white people have brown eyes; blue eyes are a recessive trait, as are green eyes.
“Who is the father of Christ? Answer that, and you’ll see the obvious answer as to why Christ is white. It doesn’t matter though, because his salvation is for everyone.”
What’s your proof that “god” is white?
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2:10 pm
Oh, but Claire, their proof are pictures in their picture bible that were created 1500 years after Christ walked the earth. Pictures created by frail, flawed men (not women, oh no, women can’t do anything …)
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2:37 pm
I agree with Dan here. While it ‘s not explicitly stated, Adam was created in the image of God. The pictures commissioned for the Bible by the papacy and other ordained leaders are there by divine design; they show the true nature of everything.
It pains my heart to see so much reverse racism that people now even try to deny the fact of our Lord’s race heritage.
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2:55 pm
“The pictures commissioned for the Bible by the papacy and other ordained leaders are there by divine design”
Gee, it’s so convenient how you can use god as your proof of everything. I guess that logic and facts are completely unnecessary when you can just say, “oh, god did it”, or “well, god created those pictures”.
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2:08 pm
It’s futile to point out that this ‘proper’ and ‘commissioned’ artwork was at the request of the church and bible printers who were attempting to educate poor white folk. The same people who couldn’t stomach the fact that a darker skinned person could be their Saviour.
Even if those of Nodic-esque descent were in Rome at the time of the crucifixion, there would not have been many, and the reaction would be the same as if a black person showed up at your compound one day. A lot of staring. Everyone would know the odd person in town, even though they know these ‘odd people’ from what they’ve heard on the street.
It’s a funny feeling, having a clue walk up and bite you in the ass.
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1:22 pm
oh, no Oliver, I was talking about Cuba for the rednecks. It’s nowhere near big enough for the progressive element in our country
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2:41 pm
Dan, I looked at your source article and noticed the author, Dianne Chandler, is an Afro-American woman. It is good to see the black churches are outing their gay infestations as well.
http://www.examiner.com/x-14397-New-Orleans-Baptist-Examiner~y2009m8d23-Ministry-to-homosexuals-ahead-of-Southern-Decadence
In that article, she also mentions how it’s important for us to remind our gay friends that we do not hate them, but love them very much. We want them to be cured of whatever is causing them to choose sin instead of the path of being straight and embracing an eternal life.
I notice Ms. Chandler also agrees with your points after her article, Dan. There are good things happening in Louisiana.
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7:51 pm
“In that article, she also mentions how it’s important for us to remind our gay friends that we do not hate them, but love them very much.”
If you love someone, you love them for who they are and not for who you want them to be. If you love someone, you don’t constantly attack them, call them filthy, hateful names, and condemn them to hell. If you love someone, you refrain from saying nasty things like this:
“They have millions others like it and just plot on how to rape our culture with their filthy thoughts and trying to make us think they are normal people.”
“Homosexuality is a perversion and they always do this type of thing; no one is safe.”
“the Bible warns how gays get afflicted with all sorts of physical ailments due to their sinful antics and abuse.”
“gays spread sickness and shall fall to weird afflictions, just as warned in the Bible.”
“two men cannot love each other. They are just in love with Satan and the sin he’s implanted in their heart. Also, did the movie go over the fact that they did not live happily ever after because their gay immune systems were compromised?”
“I just want more people to do it so they won’t burn in hell when they die, much like the gays are bound to do.”
“Why must the gays be so hateful and bigoted?”
“God hates fags.”
“Yes they do, but the problem is that God has every right to throw them into hell if they don’t start liking the opposite sex like normal people do.”
“Stop trying to force your whacko homo religion into our homes and into your children’s nether regions! Gays are trying to molest American morality!”
“Gays can’t marry because it’s an offense to God and humanity. Please, it’s in the Constitution and the pledge of allegiance. Our country was founded by God and we can’t let the gays try to steal our heritage.”
“Being gay is a choice It is a sin. It’s all in the Bible.”
“There was a reason American business boomed so much during the 40 and 50s and it wasn’t because they allowed Adam and Steve to play tonsil hockey with each other while dringing faggy Pepsi and giving each other loving cards.”
p.s. I found another quote of yours that proves that you are a nincompoop when it comes to medical terminology:
“Well I hope you know that SODOMy comes from SODOM, the town that God burned to the ground because it was filled with gays who loved anal sins. Just because a man marries a woman doesn’t mean he’s covering up his secret sins and trying to take out his perverted desires on his wife’s backside. That part of the body was not designed to make children or build love in marriage, but rather to discreet waste. Cities were destroyed for people doing that thing and don’t think it will be too long before the hands of judgment do it again.”
It’s in the second to last sentence. Whoever finds the error gets a cookie!
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8:10 pm
Claire posts:
“”That part of the body was not designed to make children or build love in marriage, but rather to discreet waste. Cities were destroyed for people doing that thing and don’t think it will be too long before the hands of judgment do it again.”
It’s in the second to last sentence. Whoever finds the error gets a cookie!”"
Discreet should be secrete, no?
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8:58 pm
Actually it’s excrete. Good try, though.
Excretion is the passive removal of waste products from the body. Secretion is the release of chemicals from a cell that serve a specific function, as opposed to a simple waste product, like feces. Enzymes, for example, are secreted from a cell’s interior to its exterior, while feces is excreted from the colon.
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9:04 pm
Some of Adam and Janice’s posts ALSO come from the colon. Hmmm… guess that means they’re excreeting waste, too, huh?
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11:37 pm
I fail to see how any of that pertains to that nice Afro woman calling for an end of gays in her community. If you want to cry about her words, do it there. You’re just mad because you know she’s right and we’re right too; Christian love gay people, they just don’t want them to burn in hell for their decision to be perverts.
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8:52 am
“You’re just mad because you know she’s right and we’re right too”
No, I’m mad because you have so much unbridled hatred towards gays.
“Christian love gay people”
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
“they just don’t want them to burn in hell for their decision to be perverts.”
There you go again, calling them perverts. You’re just digging yourself deeper into a hole, Adam. I don’t believe for one second that you love gay people; you take way too much pleasure out of making their lives miserable.
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3:22 am
Adam Nelson you are the scum of the earth, christians like you should be shot and knived till they die, go shove your racism and intolerance up your fucking filthy perverted christian ass you rapist.
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9:49 pm
“Some of Adam and Janice’s posts ALSO come from the colon. Hmmm… guess that means they’re excreeting waste, too, huh?”
Yes, they excrete LOTS of waste. Heck, they’re so full of shit it’s coming out of their mouths!
p.s. technically people can actually vomit feces. It occurs when there is either a bowel obstruction or an impaction that progresses to such a stage that the feces “backs up” into the stomach and is then vomited up. Obviously, medical or surgical intervention is required immediately in order to remove the blockage and prevent the bowel from rupturing. Just thought I’d share that little tidbit.
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9:58 pm
Um…. thanks?
You’ve usually got something very interesting and enlightening to say, Claire, but I must say that this is one of those factoids I would’ve passed on it given the opportunity.
Hmmm… “passed on”… please pardon the pun.
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10:07 pm
Thank you for the compliment, Fake Janice.
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10:25 pm
BARTLET: It’s a good idea to be reminded of the awesome impact, the awesome impact… I’m sorry. You’re Dr. Jenna Jacobs, right?
JACOBS: (obviously pleased to be recognized): Yes, sir!
BARTLET: It’s good to have you here.
JACOBS: Thank you!
BARTLET: … the awesome impact of the airwaves, and how that translates into the furthering of our national discussions, but obviously also how it can … how it can … Forgive me, Dr. Jacobs. Are you an M.D.?
JACOBS: A Ph.D.
BARTLET: A Ph.D.
JACOBS: Yes, sir.
BARTLET: In psychology?
JACOBS: No, sir.
BARTLET: Theology?
JACOBS: No.
BARTLET: Social work?
JACOBS: I have a Ph.D. in English Literature.
BARTLET: I’m asking ‘cause on your show people call in for advice – and you go by the name Dr. Jacobs on your show – and I didn’t know if maybe your listeners were confused by that and assumed you had advanced training in psychology, theology or health care.
JACOBS: I don’t believe they are confused, no, sir.
BARTLET: I like your show. I like how you call homosexuality an “abomination!”
JACOBS: I don’t say homosexuality is an abomination, Mr. President. The Bible does.
BARTLET: Yes it does. Leviticus!
JACOBS: 18:22.
BARTLET: Chapter and verse. I wanted to ask you a couple of questions while I had you here. I wanted to sell my youngest daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. She’s a Georgetown Sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be?
(Bartlet only waits a second for a response, then plunges on.)
BARTLET: While thinking about that, can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo McGary, insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself? Or is it okay to call the police?
(Bartlet barely pauses to take a breath.)
BARTLET: Here’s one that’s really important, because we’ve got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean. Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Redskins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? Does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads? Think about those questions, would you?
(The camera pushes in on the president.)
One last thing. While you may be mistaking this for your monthly meeting of the Ignorant Tight-Ass Club, in this building when the president stands, nobody sits.
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9:39 pm
“The Bible goes over how our darker colored friends came to be, but original man is white.”
Haven’t we explained to you many times that you can’t use the bible as proof or evidence? You need to grow up, put down the book of fairy tales, and learn to formulate your own conclusions based on HARD FACTS. You seem to think that you can take the easy way out by saying “because the bible says so”. If the bible said that every man must commit ritualistic suicide at age 35, would you do it?
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2:21 am
Stop committing fallacy please, rib of man. If you want to talk and discuss important issues, you’ll have to at least use a rudimentary form of logic. Thanks, dear.
And yes, I do believe in the Bible. Nowhere does it say every man must commit ritualistic suicide at age 15, so no.
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3:51 pm
“Stop committing fallacy please, rib of man.”
The belief that woman came from the rib of man is fucking retarded.
“If you want to talk and discuss important issues, you’ll have to at least use a rudimentary form of logic.”
And exactly what was so illogical about what I said?
“And yes, I do believe in the Bible. Nowhere does it say every man must commit ritualistic suicide at age 15, so no.”
That wasn’t my question. First of all, I said age 35, not 15, and nowhere did I imply that the bible DID tell all men to commit suicide at age 35, but I asked a HYPOTHETICAL question about IF the bible were to say that, would you believe it?
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5:06 pm
You have not studied logic, have you?
You are trying to use a hypothetical to prove a point. This is why the Bible tells women to keep silent while in assembly, so they won’t bring shame upon their husband’s house.
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5:25 pm
“You are trying to use a hypothetical to prove a point.”
Hypothetical questions are used all the time to prove points. You’re simply trying to avoid the question.
“This is why the Bible tells women to keep silent while in assembly, so they won’t bring shame upon their husband’s house.”
Do I give a flying fuck what the bible says? No, I don’t. It’s funny how in the article I wrote about the Sudanese woman, you claimed to not be sexist, when, in just about every comment you write, you find some way to debase women.
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5:37 pm
“Do I give a flying fuck what the bible says? No, I don’t. It’s funny how in the article I wrote about the Sudanese woman, you claimed to not be sexist, when, in just about every comment you write, you find some way to debase women.”
Again, you are using another fallacy. Now you’re claiming that in ‘just about every comment’ that I write, I’m trying to find a way to debase women. You honestly have no idea how logic applies to conversation, do you Miss? I don’t hold it against you though, you are handicapped in the abstract portion of the brain due to your XX condition. Much love, friend.
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6:29 pm
“I don’t hold it against you though, you are handicapped in the abstract portion of the brain due to your XX condition.”
Yet another example of how you debase women whenever you get a chance.
“Much love, friend.”
I am not friends with anyone who believes that women are inferior to men. Much hate, enemy.
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3:33 am
the following people are fucking rapist retards: dan nordgren and adam nelson, claire what you say is 100% correct, women are in no way inferior to men and homosexuality is perfectly fine. BURN IN HELL CHRISTWIRE AND TAKE YOUR FUCKED UP MORALS AND VALUES AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR SUPREMACED ASSES.
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10:49 am
Ok first before i get jumped by a bunch of anal retentive christians but I am a straight male and i have found religion the problem i have with christians like you is that you guys flame about how you are all for equality and peace and that you are saving people. the reason your are able to post this hate crime bull s$#@ and get away with it because you have the same first amendment as the rest of human beings which is the right to the pursuit of happiness, religion!!!, speech!!!, and peaceful assembly. yet the second someone else has an opinion their wrong the problem is an opinion can’t be wrong and your ignorant to say so ,and i accept that you have an opinion but I think it is worthless because of your simplistic hypocrasy. Do you no what would happen if we tried to stop christians from being able to voice their opinions you would assemble it get very violent untill your demands were met do not deny it it has ahppend all throughout history. I will get back to my main point any one on here that is christian is so irragant by the blind faith in which they hand to this man they call god whom which none of you have actually spoken seen or heard from out side of your unconsious mind wnat to here the truth so back to my focus. Gays turned in to “NORMAL PEOPLE” define to me what NORMAL means and i’ll tell you wether your right or not and who are you to say that they aren’t because boy you have a whirlwind twisted spin on reality, homo sexual people are no different then us no matter how you try to deny it. Now don’t get all antsy thats the truth of the fact men are like women men are like men women are like women no you only find a difference when it goes against what you want people to conform to. you claim how horrible everyone else is what if the blacks had a church as big as yours now and your were not like them and your were not “NORMAL PEOPLE” i would hope every night that one of your suffered just as much as you made others untill you comited blasphemy. but the fact is that will never be because of your anti social standards of rapeing entire culture for your own personal feeling you should sit back and open your mind. I live in maine and i hope the gay marriage law passes so i can come into school and piss every one christian off. I heard this and this was the funniest example why it shouldn’t pass i have ever heard. that if gay people marry their won’t be a future because we won’t have kids. let alone all the christians out their who don’t know how a penis or vagina work and that children are made that way it isn’t immaculate conseption. if gays get married nothing changes except pretty soon thgey’ll want more like using the same bathrooms and living in houses and eating in the same restraunt not sitting in the back of the bus you now the things we common wealthy white christian “NORMAL PEOPLE” have no gay people aren’t having kids now either so if they start getting married nothing changes and no matter how you explain it marriage is a monetary expense for a big hype about two people living together for the rest of their life but of course they need a religous figure and a piece of paper saying their opposite sex and christian in order to be in love. so I want to here all the feed back i can good or bad please put in your complete feeling in and whatever opinions you have so I have no biased and if i can’t challenge what you have said you win that roun but i have kept my launguage clean upto the one s word i said and all my veiws have shown both side of the argument so if this gets taken down it is only because you are admitting you are wrong andf no matter how much you say you aren’t while taking it down if you do your still wrong.
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9:54 pm
I once had a loving and caring brother. then one day he decided he was a homosexual … a fag. He was changed from that day on. He was no longer a good and decent man. He left his wife, emotionally abandoned his son & took up with another fag.
As our aged parents got sick and got worse, he provide not support. He didn’t come around until death bed time – then he became helpful. Yeah he & his fagot boyfriend helped themselves & looted my mothers house after her death.
Then he had the audacity to say i had exploited & had undue influence on my mother. He had to drop the lawsuit when I produced $14,000 worth of checks written to my fag brother from my mother 11 months before she died. God hates fags & God hates my brother, his fag boyfriend & all homos.
Say what ever you want – but come judgment day HE will have to explain his life and his actions to a supreme being. Get the marshmallows ready fag!
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