• Philadelphia Eagles Sign Dog Abuse Quarterback Michael Vick

    August 14, 2009 5:48 am 26 comments

    How low the Eagles now soar, as they have hired a vile animal raqueteer and former prisoner as their black quarterback. Shame on you, Philadelphia, shame!

    It seems to me the city of brotherly love would not betray the best friend to the brotherhood of men, a dog. But alas, Michael Vick will be sharpening his talons as a Philadelphia Eagle and the once noble franchise will not have God’s favor when fans pray for a miracle field goal or perhaps extra gust of wind under a Hail Mary pass.

    They better get familiar with the homophone HELL because the only place this team’s record shall pass is into the pits with the lowly Detroit Lion, who lost God’s favor last year and had an 0-16 record to show for it. That was punishment for Kilpatrick’s shenanigans you guys thought we forgot all about.

    ESPN reports:

    Quarterback Michael Vick has signed a two-year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, his agent, Joel Segal, confirmed to ESPN.com.

    Vick arrived in Philadelphia Tuesday morning and remained there Wednesday evening. The Eagles will hold a news conference on Friday morning to announce his signing. The first year of the deal is for $1.6 million with an option for the second year at $5.2 million, sources told ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. Vick can also earn an additional $3 million in incentives over the two years of the contract, sources told ESPN.com’s Len Pasquarelli…

    … He was convicted in August 2007 of conspiracy and running a dogfighting operation, sentenced to 23 months in federal prison and suspended indefinitely by the NFL.

    But after serving his time and being released from home confinement July 20, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell conditionally lifted Vick’s suspension, allowing him to sign with a team.

    I must ask why does the NFL continue to hire these wild Afro thugdahs as their quarterbacks?

    Back when the NFL was moral, good and proper quarterbacks like Joe Namath or Len Dawson would patiently wait in the pocket for their receivers to run out and then catch the ball. If runnering was required, a half-back would get the snap and advance the ball several yards downfield.

    Now these certain people like Vick come into the game and ruin everything! He just takes off like a panther from the pocket and doesn’t even count his mississippis!

    If I were a few years younger I’d try out for the NFL so I could blitz and tackle this man so hard he would retire! It’d be punishment for all those good dogs him and his Bad Newz Kennel friends sent to heaven!

    A man should love his dogs and there is no excuse for otherwise. Not even a women like your wife or your mother is loyal as a good dog, and that’s the God’s truth. Eagles, your record shall fall!

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