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Philadelphia Eagles Sign Dog Abuse Quarterback Michael Vick
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How low the Eagles now soar, as they have hired a vile animal raqueteer and former prisoner as their black quarterback. Shame on you, Philadelphia, shame!
It seems to me the city of brotherly love would not betray the best friend to the brotherhood of men, a dog. But alas, Michael Vick will be sharpening his talons as a Philadelphia Eagle and the once noble franchise will not have God’s favor when fans pray for a miracle field goal or perhaps extra gust of wind under a Hail Mary pass.
They better get familiar with the homophone HELL because the only place this team’s record shall pass is into the pits with the lowly Detroit Lion, who lost God’s favor last year and had an 0-16 record to show for it. That was punishment for Kilpatrick’s shenanigans you guys thought we forgot all about.
ESPN reports:
Quarterback Michael Vick has signed a two-year deal with the Philadelphia Eagles, his agent, Joel Segal, confirmed to ESPN.com.
Vick arrived in Philadelphia Tuesday morning and remained there Wednesday evening. The Eagles will hold a news conference on Friday morning to announce his signing. The first year of the deal is for $1.6 million with an option for the second year at $5.2 million, sources told ESPN’s Chris Mortensen. Vick can also earn an additional $3 million in incentives over the two years of the contract, sources told ESPN.com’s Len Pasquarelli…
… He was convicted in August 2007 of conspiracy and running a dogfighting operation, sentenced to 23 months in federal prison and suspended indefinitely by the NFL.
But after serving his time and being released from home confinement July 20, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell conditionally lifted Vick’s suspension, allowing him to sign with a team.
I must ask why does the NFL continue to hire these wild Afro thugdahs as their quarterbacks?
Back when the NFL was moral, good and proper quarterbacks like Joe Namath or Len Dawson would patiently wait in the pocket for their receivers to run out and then catch the ball. If runnering was required, a half-back would get the snap and advance the ball several yards downfield.
Now these certain people like Vick come into the game and ruin everything! He just takes off like a panther from the pocket and doesn’t even count his mississippis!
If I were a few years younger I’d try out for the NFL so I could blitz and tackle this man so hard he would retire! It’d be punishment for all those good dogs him and his Bad Newz Kennel friends sent to heaven!
A man should love his dogs and there is no excuse for otherwise. Not even a women like your wife or your mother is loyal as a good dog, and that’s the God’s truth. Eagles, your record shall fall!
6:39 am
We can only hope that this sick, sick man gets mauled by a pit bull.
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10:16 am
Well put Claire, well put.
One my neighborlys actually breeds pit bulls and I’ll tell you why. They are some of the sweetest most playful dogs. Raising a dog is all mainly about how your nurture it and people who breed and then raise them to be violent attack machines sicken me.
There really is not excuse for hurting poor aminals such like this and you can’t help but tear up thinking about what everyday people are doing to these creatures. This also reminds me of when that British King was caught whipping up his dogs all read about right here.
http://christwire.org/2009/01/prince-edward-proves-british-royalty-still-have-contempt-for-gods-creation-beats-dog-photo/
Mongrels!
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2:49 pm
Exactly. As they say “blame the deed, not the breed”. Pitbulls are not inherently violent; they are trained to be violent by sick freaks like Vick.
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8:29 am
Why is it the black men always get these breaks in America? OJ, Obama, Kobe Bryant. They are ruffians and wreckers of America. I think affirmative action was created to destroy the very fabric of the freedom of democracy. It’s shameful and when it gets some arrogant unqualified quy into the White House, it is the worst lesson for America! Children today see that man and it gives them hope that they can be lazy and just because they Mexicans or whatever they will deserve a seat on the Supreme Court. When are going to make this country one where hardworking white people get appreciated for all there wonderful contributions to this world???
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8:46 am
“Why is it the black men always get these breaks in America?”
You named three men, one of whom has not committed any crime. You’re going to need to list more names if you want us to take you seriously.
This case is not about black and white. It is about a sick man who abused dogs.
“They are ruffians and wreckers of America.”
Excuse me? I have black neighbors, all of whom are hard-working, honest people who are raising great families and contributing to society. How dare you call black people “ruffians” and “wreckers”! This is the 21st Century, Janice, I suggest you catch up!
“Children today see that man and it gives them hope that they can be lazy”
Are you referring to Obama? Hate to break it to you, but his “laziness” got him elected to the Office of the Presidency.
“and just because they Mexicans or whatever they will deserve a seat on the Supreme Court.”
If you’re referring to Sonia Sotomayor, she is of Puerto Rican descent, not Mexican, and she EARNED her way to the Supreme Court. She was born in the Bronx, which is a very poor borough of New York City. Her father died when she was nine years old and was then raised by her mother. She received degrees from both Princeton and Yale, as she was determined to succeed from the time she was ten years old.
And what are your accomplishments, Janice?
“When are going to make this country one where hardworking white people get appreciated for all there wonderful contributions to this world?”
When are you going to learn how to use the correct form of “their/there/they’re”?
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2:21 am
Your a vile racist Claire who has no appreciation or love for her own heritage. Do know what people founded this country and decided it was a democracy? It was the good Christians. Do you want kind of people built this country into a wealthy place? It was again the good Christians. So don’t try to give me a history lesson with all your politically correct nonsense and your feel-good white guilt. You haven’t even realized all the wonderful things in your culture but instead you embrace all this black hip hop stuff. It’s pretty nasty and your Mom should take notice and put you under curfew and keep you away from the radio. If I was your Mom I would be very upset with your behavoir and home school you or send you off to a summer Christian camp. You are awfully mean to, I should say!
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12:18 pm
“Your a vile racist Claire who has no appreciation or love for her own heritage.”
Just because I’m not pissing and moaning about “white people’s accomplishments not being recognized, yadda yadda yadda” doesn’t mean I’m racist towards my own heritage.
“Do know what people founded this country and decided it was a democracy? It was the good Christians. Do you want kind of people built this country into a wealthy place? It was again the good Christians.”
Exactly what does Christianity have to do with the issue at hand? We’re discussing race, not religion.
“but instead you embrace all this black hip hop stuff.”
I actually despise rap/hip-hop. I like classical music. I would rather stick an ice pick in my ear than listen to Retards Attempting Poetry (RAP).
“You are awfully mean to, I should say!”
Oh look, the pot’s calling the kettle black.
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7:26 pm
Whats your address? I want my church to send you a hundred bibles.
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9:56 am
Let us not forget about Michael Jackson (look how they treat him like a fallen king despite his crimes). A good, Christian leader like Senator John McCain was denied his rightful spot as president due to reverse racism. The same way the self-proclaimed ‘Latina’ Sotomayor used reverse racism to get into office. Thank goodness for men like Rush Limbaugh to call out these people who practice new-age Jim Crow in our Republican land of equality.
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1:10 pm
The essence of Christianity is to recognize that as man we are faulted. We should give the man a second chance just as Jesus did to criminals and prostitutes. Take a step back and look in your closet…..Do you see any skeletons?
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3:26 pm
I agree. But what happens when prostitutes get offered the love of Christ, but continue to use their secret parts to sin. What happens when gays are told that the Bible says their choice is abomination, but continue to spread the homogay agenda?
Christ’s salvation is universal, but you can’t just keep being a sinner and expect to get things your way.
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12:10 am
“…They better get familiar with the homophone HELL because the only place this team’s record shall pass is into the pits with the lowly Detroit Lion, who lost God’s favor last year and had an 0-16 record to show for it…
Thumby thinks that God has more important things to do than to keep tabs on the Detroit Lions.
“…Back when the NFL was moral, good and proper quarterbacks like Joe Namath or Len Dawson would patiently wait in the pocket for their receivers to run out and then catch the ball…”
Thumby laughs at the use of the words “moral”, “good” and “Joe Namath” in the same sentence. Does the writer of this piece realize what a playboy Namath was during his playing days?
In case we need a refresher on Joe Namath, here is a clip of him intoxicated on national TV, attempting to kiss a married woman while doing a interview:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQqIQyT-RuM
Moral and good…riiiiiiiiiight. Someone want to get the writer a dictionary? Thumby is sorry he has to do this, but Thumby has to give the writer a big FAIL.
BTW:
Joe Namath career passer rating: 65.5
Michael Vick career passer rating: 75.7
So HOW much better of a passer was Namath in comparison to Vick?
Honestly, Thumby hates Vick with all of his being and Thumby doesn’t believe Vick should be given a 2nd chance. However, Thumby has to call out fallacies when he sees them.
Who would Thumby be if he didn’t do that?
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1:05 am
How dare you judge Joe Namath, a true champion. Michael Vick is not a real quarterback but a disgrace to the position and tradition of a team’s leader and distributor of the football.
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4:49 pm
…and Joe Namath is what exactly? Oh right, he was the womanizing, alcoholic, prima-donna who had exactly ONE good game to his name and rode that one game to multiple paychecks. Joe Namath was a very, very, very, very, very, very poor QB.
Again, Michael Vick had a better career passer rating than Namath, and Vick was constantly criticized for his lack of ability as a passer. Had Old Abe up there went with a name such as Donovan McNabb, Warren Moon or Doug Williams, Thumby would lighten up a lot.
Thumby asks all of you to brush up on your football before you make comments. Thumby has the knowledge that you all seek in the greatest sport known to man, but Thumby does not feel the need to share said information with all of you. You are all not worthy of what Thumby has to say on the sport.
Thumby has spoken!
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12:21 am
“…If I were a few years younger I’d try out for the NFL so I could blitz and tackle this man so hard he would retire…”
Thumby nearly forgot this little nugget from the writer of this piece. Yes, yes…a bit younger and you would have the athleticism and ability to “try out” for the NFL, correct? Not only that, you would have the ability to blitz a former #1 pick in the draft, an athlete who ran a 4.23 40 yard dash with any success? (FYI – at the height of Thumby’s playing days in college, the fastest Thumby could get to was 4.65…and Thumby played WR in college)
Thumby doesn’t know you, writer…and Thumby is recovering from knee surgery…but Thumby is 1,000,000,000% sure that he could beat the writer in a race.
Next time, say “I wish I could swallow my pride and write DeMarcus Ware or Justin Tuck to blitz and tackle this man so hard he would retire. Alas, I am a racist, so Ware and Tuck are sinners too.”
Sounds a lot more convincing…
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1:03 am
Why do you keep referring to yourself in third person?
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1:11 am
Thumby is such a hard working person…Thumby feels the use of the letter “I” to reference himself is a shortcut, and as we all know…Thumby don’t take shortcuts. Thumby walks the road less traveled, Thumby walks the walk and Thumby talks the talk.
Thumby does appreciate your question and Thumby hopes that you leave this exchange as a better person. If you have any question, feel free to drop Thumby a line. No, you won’t need an e-mail, just think about asking it and Thumby will e-mail YOU with an answer.
Yeah, Thumby is THAT good.
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2:56 am
Claire, you have so much sadness in yourself. I know Janice can be that tough mother you’ve always wanted, but you have to embrace her and her maternal wisdom to get there my child.
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4:01 am
Ooh! Ooh! Thumby is next! Man with two last names, what does Thumby have?
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5:11 am
Thumby, I believe you find solace in your immaturity, but the truth is you have to grow up and be a responsible adult some day. You can not depend on an allowance from your mother forever. You may want to start a family, own a car and a home in the future. You’ll need to work hard, save your money and make yourself presentable to women. This is no easy task and faith is a great guiding star. The fellow members of your church can also lead you in the right direction. Might also be a great place to meet a female companion! Good luck, my son.
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4:44 pm
Thumby’s immaturity is what makes Thumby Thumby! How dare you of two last names to call for that which makes Thumby as the one thing that makes Thumby not the Thumby that everyone knows and loves, but a Thumby that would want to own houses and cars and mothers.
Thumby has spoken and Thumby scoffs at your suggestion!
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12:35 am
STOP FEEDING THE FUCKING TROLLS!
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10:44 pm
Michael Vick should NOT be allowed back to play football ever again. What is wrong with the Eagles???? He’s a sociopathic abusive jerk! Dogs are like humans and should not be harmed – what is he going to do next – be a baby killer? Is that when we’re going to stop him?
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1:39 pm
Thumby thinks the Eagles should of signed Brett Favre.
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6:11 am
Does PAUL not say:
“Watch out for ‘dogs’, watch out for evil workers, watch out for those who mutilate the flesh.”
Philippians 3:2
Does KING DAVID not say:
“Deliver my life from the sword, my very life from the power of the dog.”
Psalm 22:20
Now, I almost always agree with ABE, but I have to say that MICHAEL VICK is doing the LORD’s WORK, as laid down by the HOLY BIBLE, by saving the FAITHFUL from the POWER of the DOG.
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8:12 pm
It makes me feel all warm inside to see how much it upsets you when another person does well just because they look different. Anger causes a rise in blood pressure amongst other proven medical risks. You’re literally killing yourselves with hatred. You’re all incredibly huge pieces of living shit. I’m a white christian and some of my favorite people are of different descents. I’d love to be there when God turns you away from St. Peter’s gate because of your blind bigotry. Burn in hell you ugly people.
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