• Soviets Create New Berenstain Bear Porn To Lure Children into Sin

    August 26, 2009 2:44 pm 28 comments

    The Soviets are a Godless people who hate capitalism and dare point their nukes toward our peaceful Christian nation. As I searched YouTube for more videos to warn everyone about today, however, I have found an entirely new low for the atheist Russians.

    It is one thing to find evidence of the Japanese creating anime porn cartoon perversions, but an entire shock to see the fair complexion Russian people stoop to such lows. I thought there was a line not even they would cross.

    Everyone knows the Berenstain Bears. It is a moral cartoon and book series that teaches kids important Christian lessons like how to say your prayers, the dangers of strangers and that God loves you.

    These are all important things for a child to learn, and that’s why Berenstain Bears books can be found in every American library and elementary school of our Christian nation.

    That’s why I spat my Oat Bran out with disgust this morning when I found this perversion of childhood innocence! Satan loves gays and communism, so of course it was only a matter of time before they teamed up to spread wicked ways!

    How sick is it to know communism is now being mixed with the homogay agenda? We all know gays are trying to make their lifestyles look normal, by convincing kids it’s neat and cool to for adults to play with an animal’s secret parts. Now they are using Soviet propaganda to let Satan enter their children.

    I hope Russian PBS understands that their new children’s Berenstain Bears Porn show is not pleasing to God and all involved parties will rot in the gulags of hell!Warning: The following video media is rife with Soviet animal-porn and homosexual propaganda. Please pray and then order any women/children to leave the room before reviewing.

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