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    August 18, 2009 7:34 am 22 comments
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    Grey’s Anatomy is a foul tv show that claims it will inspire young children to become good, moral doctors when they grow up. I find this funny because nowhere in the Hippocratic Oath does it mention shooting up on drugs and teaching children how to have intern orgies as good bedside manners!

    Parents, immediately remove all of your daughter’s disc collection of Grey’s Anatomy from her room. Every episode of this sick show is all the same; female interns lust for older hospitalists and sneak into patient’s rooms to have demon-induced wild affair sex!

    Real doctors don’t do these type of things. There is nothing normal or natural about sneaking off into rooms to bump the thingies to the beats of Satan’s drums and then have episodes where you get secret abortions.

    Yes, on one episode of Grey’s Anatomy they get a Afro-Chinese union abortion and try to make it seem like it’s just spitting out a piece of stale bubble gum. On another, they expose their secret parts for intern-nurse relations and make having herpes seem like it’s fun and cool!

    Cool is not a word you associate with sleeping around like a whore, because your nethers will burn like fire and if you keep it up, your entire body will join when God casts you into hell.

    With all that in mind, today there are allegations that a portrayed doctor on the show — named McSteamy (go figure) — was involved in a real life naked tape. Reporters on immoral base sites like The Gawker apparently have all the details and links to the video. I see no reason to investigate and have my eyes potentially inundated with unfiltered sin.

    There is only one take-home lesson today, parents. Don’t let your college children or younger watch these fake doctor shows!

    The road to becoming a doctor is hard enough, with having to endure fake teaching about evolution and then acting like the power of prayer does not work to cure people sometimes.

    Shows like E.R., Scrubs and Grey’s Anatomy try to make it seem like all scientists are hot actors and actresses who romp around in rooms to have unprotected sex that’s not ordained by God!

    The truth is that a good doctor is not concerned about their looks, but rather what is written on their hearts. A heart of mercy and dedication to their patients. A heart that understands that they are but servants of the Lord, ordained to heal patients who fall to various ailments and disease.

    My friends, let us of faith deem Grey’s Anatomy as a sinister sinner show and make the devil depressed by not watching it, so its ratings may drop. Let us demand the writers have a doctor McAngel on the show, who scolds interns for having beer orgies in season 1 and teaches women that it’s not ok to sleep with their bosses in a patient’s room.

    It’d be really neat if McAngel was actually an angel and used God’s power to heal the sick and convert them to become Christians by working miracles. It’d be like having Touched by an Angel and Chicago Hope combined, a perfect testament to what the practice of medicine should be.

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    • Is it safe, Dan?

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    • Yes, on one episode of Grey’s Anatomy they get a Afro-Chinese union abortion and try to make it seem like it’s just spitting out a piece of stale bubble gum…

      mmh…Dan, that was an ECTOPIC PREGNANCY! It was a natural miscarriage, not an abortion!

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      • Every miscarriage is an abortion and a punishment from God for the evil sins of the mother.

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        • o rly?
          then go and tell this to every woman that lost a child that she wanted. you’ll see the punishment from God…

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          • These wicked women have only themselves to blame. Had they repented of their offensive lives unto God before spawning their unrighteous seed they would have a loving child in God’s image. They chose to offend the Almighty and spread their legs in evil lust and the blood of the unborn is a dark stain on their souls for eternity.

            “And if woman becomes with child when her heart is wicked and offensive to the Lord thy God, best that child were never to be born. In mercy shall the Lord remove her blasphemous spawn and she shall be marked forever and thrown into the pit.” Leviticus 33:24

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            • there’s not even a 33 in Leviticus! I checked dumbass! and I was talking about MARRIED woman who WANTED their child from the very beginnig of the pregnancy, not an unwanted or casual pregnancy! I was referring to those women who have experienced the tragical loss of their unborn, wanted baby. you call that an abortion? If I remember correctly, Abortion is the SURGICAL removal of the phoetus from the woman’s womb. a MISCARRIAGE is a natural consequences of problems with the pregnancy, may it be trauma, genetic disorders or grave disease of the mother or anything else. and ECTOPIC PREGNANCY is doomed to end with a miscarriage. you know why? because the embryo cannot develop in any other organ beside the uterus. there has never been an abortion in Grey’s Anatomy. in Private Practise, yeah, they talked about it. but I’ve never seen an abortion nor in Grey’s Anatomy nor in Private Practice.

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    • Is this a satire website on religion? It certainly reads that way. Its only mildly amusing though, not very funny. Although I did roar w/laughter at the line:

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    • Is this a satire website on religion? It certainly reads that way. Its only mildly amusing though, not very funny. Although I did roar w/laughter at the line:

      The road to becoming a doctor is hard enough, with having to endure fake teaching about evolution and then acting like the power of prayer does not work to cure people sometimes.

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    • “Grey’s Anatomy is a foul tv show that claims it will inspire young children to become good, moral doctors when they grow up”

      Where does it claim that?

      “Don’t let your college children or younger watch these fake doctor shows!”

      The majority of college students are 18 and older. Once a person hits 18, they are deemed an adult and can watch anything they want to.

      “A heart that understands that they are but servants of the Lord, ordained to heal patients who fall to various ailments and disease.”

      Dan, NOT EVERYBODY BELIEVES IN GOD.

      “The road to becoming a doctor is hard enough, with having to endure fake teaching about evolution and then acting like the power of prayer does not work to cure people sometimes.”

      Well, since you seem to believe that medicine is just a big joke, I certainly hope that next time you get deathly ill, you stay at home and pray that you get better instead of going to a hospital.

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      • As a medical student, I appreciate what Dan has to say. In my profession the power of prayer is very necessary and I plan to silently pray before every operation that I do. My power to save lives is only due to the grace and love of God.

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        • “In my profession the power of prayer is very necessary”

          Oh really? My doctor is an atheist, and he has been very successful throughout his many years of practice. He has never missed a diagnosis of cancer or other potentially fatal illnesses in any of the children he sees.

          “My power to save lives is only due to the grace and love of God.”

          That is a very dangerous belief for a doctor to hold. Have fun with those malpractice suits.

          And what hospital do you plan on practicing at? I just need to know so that I can warn my friends and loved ones to never seek treatment there.

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          • As I said, I have Christian love for you so hope to never have to see you as one of my future patients. If so, however, I would pray and give you the best of treatment. And the atheist doctor should be happy that God is guiding his thoughts and hands as he practices the most noble service to mankind.

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            • “As I said, I have Christian love for you”

              No you don’t. Don’t lie. Besides, I don’t want you to have love for me. I hate your guts.

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    • Dan, I would be careful about rugby. All that physical contact with English types and no pads sounds sorta gay to me.

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    • this blog is a joke, right? I mean no one is really that narrow minded, are they? SHEESH. Grey’s Anatomy is one of my all-time favorite shows.

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    • >insert witty name here

      i thought “god” excepted all of “his” children…or is it just when it’s convenient for you …

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    • “The road to becoming a doctor is hard enough, with having to endure fake teaching about evolution and then acting like the power of prayer does not work to cure people sometimes.”

      According to this quote, prayer can work only some of the time. Which means god or the Christian deity is not all powerful. He/She is not always successful in trying to treat ailments.

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    • Silly people, we don’t need doctors. Prayer cures all.

      Here is proof:

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    • wow. I didn’t think we still lived in a world where people were this naive. I got a good laugh outta that entire post. can’t wait for more to come! maybe the next one should be about how all ‘offensive’ tv should be banned.

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    • I think a MORE REALISTIC show about DOCTORS would involve the HEALING HANDS of the HOLY! Why don’t any of these SHOWS show FAITH HEALINGS AND SIGNS AND WONDERS?!?

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    • Mrs.Merriweather

      Man you are one ignorant person.
      I really have pity for you. One of the biggest sins is to speak for the lord, so I don’t see how you think you are such a Christian when you are so clearly doing so. Also what happened to “the one without sin shall cast the first stone?” which you are clearly with sin. Or like someone said above, that god loves ALL his children? If you really think you are so special as to cast judgement then I feel like someone needs to pray for YOU. You are a very weak minded and pitifull individual.
      I myself am a spiritual person, but do not believe in the bible at all and since this person so ignorantly believes that mixed races are a not right, I would like to point out that scientifically there is NO difference between races on a genetic level. I would also like to point out that no true Christian would wish a miscarriage upon anyone.

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