Women’s Boxing To Be Added As Olympic Sport in London 2012 Games
In very humorous news, the Olympic committee has decided to allow Women’s boxing as a sport in the next Olympic games. We may as well have young school children donming 200 pound armor and trying to climb a 400 foot rope as the next Olympic sport. Orla Chennaoui reports on this crazy decision:
What on Earth was the Olympic committee thinking? There is not much in life that’s more grueling and boring than having to sit through a man turned woman’s sport, such as a WNBA game. It’s just a bunch of girls tripping over each other, traveling and occasionally making a lucky shot. There’s a bunch of clawing too; perhaps that’s where someone decided it’d be better to just have them fight.
Don’t get me wrong, there are sports for women. Synchronized swimming, gymnastics and figure skating: those are all fine. But when you see women trying to box or play basketball, or good grief slow pitch softball, it’s like watching Planet of the Apes. They look very awkward and silly walking around and trying to do things that are not meant for them; and they are only mildly amusing for a few minutes, somewhat like a monkey riding a motorbike or flipping a tv remote.
London, the 2012 Olympic logo is already bad enough and now you’re adding a sport where everyone is either going to fall asleep or someone is going to get injured in a wild cat-fight. Clawing and pulling hair does not qualify as a boxing match.
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6:23 am
Hey Dan, how would you like two broken legs and no testicles?
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1:40 pm
Hey guess what Dan????? You’re a sexist bastard who will NEVER get a woman.
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3:53 pm
yeah don’t let us women be strong or anything cause thats not right at all. you’re a complete dumbass for writing smut like this and you’re the most sexist disgusting fag i’ve ever had the displeasure to know of.
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4:04 pm
Hey Dan, since you’re into stereotyping, may I say that you’ve got the gay face? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
But, seriously, fella, you sound like you’ve got issues with strong women.
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4:45 pm
I think you’re onto something. Maybe that’s why gays try to stick it in his pooper whenever he enters public restrooms. Come on out, Dan.
http://christwire.org/2009/02/men-beware-the-gays-are-out-to-get-you/
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7:33 pm
Gee, Dan, you’d better run and hide!
Is it safe?!?!
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10:53 pm
Come down to my hairdressers on a Friday night with its long waits and you’ll see some girls boxing! Particularly when that Shannon (I won’t mention her last name) with the big perm tries to cut the line because her gay brother is carnal with the salon owner.
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4:05 am
Sorry to break the news, this site is a complete joke. Don’t let yourself get trolled. Let this die and make the people behind this try to think up better jokes.
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4:52 am
Women’s boxing is a joke. I heard they are also talking about making golf an olympic sport in 2016, which is just ridiculous.
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6:12 am
Go die, Adam.
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7:54 pm
You are a sexist, which is also a sin.
and.
JESUS SHALL SEND YOU TO HELL.
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8:08 pm
What is sexist about this article?
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8:41 pm
Trying to claim that women’s boxing is a joke.
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10:56 pm
I think his point is that it’s not really exciting or good; it is sort of boring to watch.
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11:52 pm
$10 says Gina Carano can kick this guy’s ass all over the place.
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2:46 am
adam and dan, i’m fairly sure that any and all of the wemon that will be competing could all knock your sorry asses out, probobly in record time too.
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5:30 am
Guess what, before I broke my knee I was about to become the new Italian Ju Jitsu champion. Every sport is suitable for a woman, even rugby. ( I played rugby for 5 years)
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