Xbox Live Down, Sin Recruits Can’t Connect to Xbox Live
Microsoft Xbox is a Satanic system that lurers young children into Satan’s play pen with violent video games about sex, murder and drugs.
Since the system came onto the market, teenage violence and death from fornicated diseases increased ten-fold. Why am I not surprised, look at a sample of these filth titles that serve the devil!
Resident Evil 4
This sick pervert game has the bodies of dead people coming up from the ground and walking around! This pixelated AFrican mumbo jumbo teaches kids how to be witchdoctors and think people can just pop back to life after God sends the spirit to heaven or hell. Preposterous and it’s worse than sinful Thriller video by Michael Jackson.
Zombies are an evolved work of fiction created by Satan and whoever believes that nonsense will burn in hell, by all the good Christians up in heaven who understand the scientific FACT of how God created everything and all that is dust returns to dust.
Grand Theft Auto
Another popular Xbox game played by childrens young as 5 and 6. They get points for running over old women and stealing cars from the police. One year ago they made a ‘secret’ level to the game that allowed the character to stick his ding a ling into a pixel women and then teach kids how to do the nasty!
I wish I was on the ESRB because I would rate this filth B for BURN IN A FIRE because this game belongs in the coal pits of hell!
There is nothing moral or right about games that teach children about African black zombie religion, fornication, drugs and urban black American gun vioelnce, yet Xbox presents games like this again and again.
So it comes as no surprise that God had enough and made it so kids can’t connect to Xbox live to play these violent video games.
God has, reached from heaven and shut the sin inducing Xbox live down and all I can do is shout glory.
Parents, imagine the guilt in your heart if you find out your child was murdered in a shootout with the police or was caught selling drugs in school. You would wonder how a child you raised to do right could do so wrong, and as they sit on Death Row you’ll remember that Xbox Live account you bought for their birthday.
Add then you’ll know why they are going to fry. You failed to cancel their subscription and video games made them do unimaginable violence or get struck down in an AIDS inducing lifestyle of gay orgies and drug needles.
Friends, don’t ignore God’s example. Ban your children from Xbox live and then throw away the controllers. Their lives are at steak.
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Author: Abe
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6:10 am
“Since the system came onto the market, teenage violence and death from fornicated diseases increased ten-fold.”
Source? And no, you cannot link to your own site.
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8:33 am
It’s probably pretty hard to source something you pull outta your ass…
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12:39 pm
hehehehe
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6:39 pm
“Their lives are at steak.”
Everybody who can spot the error gets a cookie.
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11:21 pm
I prefer to have the steak ?
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1:13 pm
Please learn to use your own language. For God’s sake man, I’ve met foreigners with a far better mastery of the English language than you.
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2:02 pm
My Americans just fine
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7:01 pm
I think your on aout talking English. Seeing as though the language Americans does not exist.
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3:41 pm
come speak english, it arent that hard lol.
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1:12 pm
Really you asswipe? Resident evil 4 is played on Spain not Africa !!! Read before write
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7:27 pm
hey you fucking fag get a life, nobody cares that what you think about video games. You look like a drunken redneck as it is. There games, no one will get rid of them. Killing people in games are fun. so FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU!
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7:28 pm
yea seriously fuck you
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2:57 am
This entire website is a JOKE! Just like The Colbert Report they’re making fun of something by pretending that’s what they believe and blowing everything out of proportion…
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6:59 pm
you are an EXTREMELY RACIST IDIOT everything is about “black” americans with you. what a dumbass. no wonder nobody takes christians seriously. you’re all brain fucked
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9:07 pm
Read into the sarcasm dude.
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10:04 pm
sigh…
True Christians are nothing like this….
I’m sorry about people like this giving us a black name…
This page is truly ridiculous….
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1:04 pm
yes most christians are happy enough leaving things be but there are actually extremists that act like this in every religion.
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9:05 pm
I laughed so hard at this! Your pic is the best. I get what you’re doing. Have fun with the views bro.
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9:08 pm
Wow, the author of that post is totally fucked. Video games are for fun. People encounter sex and violence at one point in their life anyways the games aren’t telling your kids to go do that shit. and about the Resident Evil 4 game and how you say that it has dead bodies rising from the ground and walking around, well hate to break it to you but Jesus did that, did he not?! and you’re fucking racist for the “black” and “african” comments that you made. IDIOT.
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12:35 am
What Jesus did was fulfill prophesy and give you the chance for everlasting life by proving not even death could hold him down.
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5:22 pm
STTTRRRRRAAAAAWWWW MANNN
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11:31 pm
and hmm in RE4 and 5 they were not “zombie” they were infected actually by an AMERICAN VIRUS
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9:52 am
“BURN IN A FIRE”
Only a /b/tard.
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1:30 am
Thumby is curious on your stance on the PS3.
You see, Thumby has a friend named Puthax. Puthax thinks his XBox is better than my PS3, so Thumby punched him in the arm. Puthax then hit Thumby with a Delaware Donkey Shoot, but Thumby countered and found himself in full guard. Puthax tried to switch to half guard, but Thumby was quick with his BJJ and countered it and eventaully managed to snag Puthax with a Kimora from side control. Thumby was so mad that he snapped Puthax’s arm.
So, was Thumby right? PS3 > Xbox?
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3:21 am
abe, never try and diss games cause your too fucking retarted to get your facts straght
fact 1: resident evil 4 came out on the gamecube, PS2 and WII not x360.
fact 2: the resident evil your reffering to is RE 5, which is not about reviving the dead but killing undead blacks which it thought you would condone
Fact 3: the Grand theft auto game your reffering to was San andreas which came out on the original xbox. that secret level your reffering to was not readly avalible and had to be unlocked via a hack. and to top it off the game was recalled and that part was taken out entirly (making the original prints very valueble)
Fact 4: the REAL reason live was down was because they were preparing for a large network update, it happens.
never try and argue something you know nothing about, in fact, you should just quit trying to start shit all together, fucker.
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9:34 am
“their lives are at steak?” do you mean their lives are on top of a slice of meat? That is a pretty weird analogy.
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12:09 pm
Now, let’s not put words in my mouth guys. I happen to absolutely LOVE Resident Evil 5. Haha, even I couldn’t have made a more enjoyable game.
Listen, videogames aren’t the problem. That’s just a scapegoat, you guys.
Stop bein’ fags.
I hate fags.
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12:09 pm
Now, let’s not put words in my mouth guys. I happen to absolutely LOVE Resident Evil 5. Haha, even I couldn’t have made a more enjoyable game.
Listen, videogames aren’t the problem. That’s just a scapegoat, you guys.
Stop bein’ fags.
I hate fags.
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12:02 am
LOL!!! If you can’t get the thought around your tiny little shit head that GAMES ARE SIMULATIONS SO THAT PEOPLE DON’T TRY WHAT YOU HATE IN REAL LIFE, then you’re just stupid. Get your research straight. The GTA sex scene was a mod that the developer hadn’t in ANY way condoned.
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10:13 pm
haha, actually, sin includes impure thoughts.
But trust me, I do not think the xbox is evil because of the games it has, just because it’s not a PS3.
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1:16 pm
as a zombie killer myself i would like to say that you can go screw your self
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5:00 am
hey shitlicks go fuck yourselves you closed minded dicksucking ignorant bastards!! ITS PEOPLE LIKE YOU WHO CREATE FUCKING OUTCASTS AND NAZIS!! rot in your own hell you jizz licking ballsacks
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8:47 pm
this shit is why im not christian
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