BYU Mormons Destroy Oklahoma Football Season, Ruin Quarterback Sam Bradford’s Shoulder
The mean football playing Mormons of BYU should have much guilt in their heart, as they cheated #3 Oklahoma Sooners in a disgraceful game yesterday, 14 -13.
All through the game, it was obvious that the BYU players did not have a true sense of morality in their souls. They constantly cheated, sneaking offsides and lobbing hurtful curses to the hard-working Sooners linemen.
Is is all but obvious that the refs were paid off and fans of polygamy, as their eyes continued to wander across the red-headed legions of BYU cheer girls sprinkled throughout the stands.
When all their cheap shots and unsportsman like conduct was just not enough, the Mormons decided to do the unthinkable; ruin the season of a proper Heisman Trophy quarterback.
From the depths of the backfield, prowled a sable menace known as Coleby Clawson. In efforts to ensure the superior Sooners did not win the game, Clawson dared to pommel the noble Sam Bradford into the ground.
Immediately, Bradford’s blessed throwing arm was injured by the works of darkness. Officials say it is a bad spring and he will be out all season. With two of their leaders out for a good portion of the season (TE being the other), the Sooners lost heart and did not even feel like beating the Mormons with a miracle field goal or perhaps a divine Hail Mary pass that sailed upon heavenly winds into the hands of a waiting receiver.
Rest assured, that this is only a test for the Sooners and the time will come for them to take their rightful place as winners. The Bringham Young University team should have great shame in their collective 20th ranked heart
I wish I sat upon the poll board, because I would vote to have BYU ranked dead last or kicked to division 2 for such cheap shots and foul play. What a horrible game and this “victory” should have a giant asterisk next to it for all time.
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Author: Dan Nordgren
Born and raised in upstate New York, Dan Nordgren is currently a film student who enjoys martial arts, mountain climbing and football as components of his very active life. Join Team Sarah TODAY
10:16 am
There are not enough words to describe the villainous nature of this post. You offer zero proof for any of your libelous claims, which are littered with discrepancies, ad hominem attacks and stereotypes. I suppose you think your deceitful behavior justified because you believe “Mormons aren’t Christians?” Never mind that they worship Christ, of course. And never mind that LDS Christians haven’t practiced polygamy for !50 years and that members who attempt to advocate polygamy are promptly excommunicated. Never mind, because you’ve made it quite clear your views are based on nothing more than rumormongering and myth.
Now, a true Christian would accept that sometimes, excellent football teams are bested by lower-ranked opponents; that sometimes, underdogs show up to a game like David against Goliath. And certainly an outstanding team like OU was Goliath in this case, and undoubtedly everyone expected BYU to be handily beaten. No, a true Christian would not resort to baseless name-calling that is more befitting of a scoundrel than a good Samaritan.
As a former evangelical, I am mortified that I might ever have considered you a brother in faith. The venomous bile you spewed out onto the Web is certainly unbecoming of anyone who might call himself a follower of our Lord, and the only “ashamed” parties should be the editors who approved this filth when it was uploaded to their Web site.
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11:55 am
Oh Kbrigg, don’t get your panties in a bunch. This article is too laughable to take serious interest in. “Hail Mary Pass”? Ref’s that are “fans of polygamy”! It’s hilarious. I fully appreciate the comedic enjoyment I received from reading this article.
To your credit however, the author (among many others, from what I can see of the rest of the site) is obviously delusional, paranoid, and hateful. I support your defense of the underdog here, but I just think you’re fighting against a brick wall here. A brick wall who thinks a team sport is privy to both divine intervention as well as demonic empowerment. Hilarious!
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12:48 pm
This is a joke, right?
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1:41 pm
And exactly why is this news?
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4:13 pm
I’ve just been told this site is a satire! If so, I recant my rant, and will admit I feel more than a *little* silly. But if it is in fact parodying Christian conservative hypocrisy, it’s hit the target so squarely in the middle, it would be impossible to discern the difference between true hatemongers and those who seek to imitate them for entertainment. I’ve talked to so many evangelicals who subscribe to these exact beliefs, that you would think they were living breathing parodies themselves!
In sum, there’s a lot of speculation as to whether this site is actually run by non-theists to prove a point, and no one seems to be willing to draw any concrete conclusions, since there’s no disclaimer anywhere to be found. Regardless of the answer, it does seem that the saner of us can agree, the inspiration for the site — if not the site itself — is no joke at all.
Also, Elssej (Jessie?) — looks like you were fooled, too
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12:09 am
yeah, after I posted that comment I did some research to see if the site was real and couldn’t find a definitive yes or no… regardless, as you said Kbrigg, the opinions posted here are unfortunately mirror images of opinions I have heard of real people and organizations, and we should be aware of the very real hate and ignorance that has perforated a religious following I too adhere to.
I do hope the site is a satire, however, if only because it has made me laugh hysterically! “…a miracle field goal or perhaps a divine Hail Mary pass that sailed upon heavenly winds into the hands of a waiting receiver” -never gets old. Hilarious! Thank you Kbrigg, for being the voice of sanity, and thank you Dan Nordgren for providing me with my comedic entertainment for the day!
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7:15 pm
This reminds me a little bit of radical Islamist sermons against the Christians in the Middle East.
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10:40 pm
Hello Mr. Dan,
Let me introduce you to American football. It is a rough game though so you might not want to play…four-square or jacks might be a better fit for you.
Also, world, let me introduce you to an anti-mormon, his name is Dan.
Alan
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