California Doomed By Their Fecal Sins
September 1, 2009 by Reverend Clyde H. Higgins
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, Gay Agenda, Weather
Hark, for it is written:
For a fire is kindled in mine anger, and shall burn unto the lowest hell, and shall consume the earth with her increase, and set on fire the foundations of the mountains. Deuteronomy 32:22.
The wrath of God shall pour down upon the heathen lands and burn to the lowest hell! Look at the words of truth from Deuteronomy and then look upon the burnt lands of California. The lands were soaked with the combustible sins of perversions and marinated in the flammable juices of homosexuality!
Then people act shocked when God pours down his fiery wrath and the lands BURN to the ground! It is all written and there is no cause to be shocked.
God is angry and his great power cannot be contained! Fire falls upon California and great pillars of smoke shoots from his nostrils!
Smoke went up out of His nostrils, And fire from His mouth devoured; Coals were kindled by it. Psalm 18:8
Look upon the following picture and you can see for yourself! The holy pillars of smoke from his nostrils are filling up the lands of California! They are the harbingers of doom for the homosexual gay fornicators of Satan!
Beware, normal people. Do not be tempted to support the homo-gay agenda. Where there is smoke there is fire, and trust that God’s fire to burn all who do not obey our warnings are without end!
Tremble you whores of Satan. Look upon these headlines and fear God!
Wildfire makes menacing advance near Los Angeles…
Inferno more than doubles on sixth day…
Evacuations…
Foul Air…
Smoke Reaches Denver…
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Why exactly is being gay a sin? Please tell me, I honestly want to know.
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look moralfags this is how life goes. you ppl sit around in your frilly fuckin panties all day long dreaming up things “god” thinks is a sin. well your alll wrong and im here to prove it. you say that being gay is a sin. well lets see new advances in biochemistry have determined that its not a life choice its the way you were born. it has to do with specific chemicle embalences that godfags lie you dont understand because you dont belive in real science just the shit that suprts what you belive. second not once was the one you call christ quoted as saying “i am the son of god” he actualy siad he was the son of “man” man is not god man is man you fucktards. next if god loves us and wants us all to be happy then why is there so much war poverty and coruptoin? because if there is a god he doest realy care about us he just thinks of us as another experiment. for fucks sakes you ppl are stupid go rot in a lake and eat shit. ppl like the likes of you are why we have so many problems in the world today if you would all just shut the fuck up life would run alot smoother. thank you for your time bitches
Anon
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Hey, seriph0. Being gay is a sin because it’s in the Bible. It’s not normal or natural.
Men were designed to be attracted women, get married and then set order to their wives and children within the bonds of family. Without male and female interaction within humans, we would become extinct. That in itself tells you what God thinks of gays using their life organs to fornicate each other.
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Adam, how the fuck many times do we have to explain to you that not everyone believes in the bible, thus rendering your “it’s in the bible” excuse null and void?
“Men were designed to be attracted women, get married and then set order to their wives and children within the bonds of family.”
The only thing that needs order set to it is your opinion of women.
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>>”Men were designed to be attracted women, get married and then set order to their wives and children within the bonds of family.”
And this is exactly why women and children should never be let out of the home without the husband their to supervise and control them completely – it is God’s will. Satan could easily lead them astray without their moral compass, the man.
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Um, I don’t know if you noticed, but men are often times more morally skewed than women are. Just thought I would point that out.
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“Men morally skewed than women” Yeha right
If you read the Bible sometime, you would know that it was the woman who commited the first mortal sin, And it was the woman who tricked man into also comitting His first sin. Womenkind shuld be thankful God dont throw then all to hell becouse of this desite and deseption.
I belive that NO woman goes to heaven without the company and blessing of a man.
All lesbians are headed straight for the pit`s of hell
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Ok, you told me it’s wrong because it’s in the bible. Tell me Adam, why is it in the bible then?
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WILDFIRE makes MINCING ADVANCE near LOS ANGELES
MINCING ADVANCE!!???!
The GAY AGENDA is SPELLED OUT right in the NEWSPAPER HEADLINE!!!
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The bible was written by man to control people, you saying something is bad just because it’s in the bible doesn’t mean a thing.
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Hark:
You’re STILL a dumbass…
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If the Station Fire is God’s wrath against humans, its not very effective. While it IS a huge fire and it is destroying a lot of land, the impact on human beings has been pretty minimal. Perhaps God is angry at the chapparal? Or the wildlife in the area? Or maybe God is angry with the gun totin’ right to lifers who hide in “them thar hills” with confederate flag bumper stickers on their trucks? Cause, let me tell ya…the gay folk in LA live a few miles from their mostly. If God is trying to smite us, he’s got lousy aim.
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How dare you question God’s judgment. Just like when he sent that tornado to strike down the rogue “Christians” who tried to allow homosexual clergy, he has now sent this fire as a warning.
It’s like America sent a gentle message to Japan and Russia during WW2; incentive for peace with only several smaller nukes. A warning shot. Next time he may just hurl a massive fireball at the heart of LA.
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“How dare you question God’s judgment.”
Ever heard of free will? Free speech?
“It’s like America sent a gentle message to Japan and Russia during WW2″
Gentle? I’d like for a nuke to be dropped on your town, so that you can see just how “gentle” it is.
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I think I remember somewhere in the bible God saying he wouldn’t allow his anger to get the best of him again…oh yeah, after the flood. So I’m pretty sure that if God is real that this is not his work.
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“I think I remember somewhere in the bible God saying he wouldn’t allow his anger to get the best of him again…oh yeah, after the flood. So I’m pretty sure that if God is real that this is not his work.”
You worship a god who can’t control his temper? Holy moley.
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This is hilarious! I didn’t know this site published satire.
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