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RedditWhat do you get when you invite America’s leading conservative thinkers, both very young and very old, to a hotel on the edge of town and give the media permission to peek? Well, for the Value Voters Summit in Washington, DC it was a total lack of propriety and decorum, a glaring look at the obnoxious entitlement of our entrenched media establishment. These overpaid and fully-haired field reporters think they can sneak in anywhere, crank up the cameras and yack away. In this case, they came to disrupt important speeches by important Americas and hurt the some very important feelings in the process. The victims here were you average American conference goers who had paid thousands of dollars to behold the glorious brilliance cast by our greatest public intellectuals today, from Carrie Prejean and Stephen Baldwin, to Maggie Gallagher and Bill O’Reilly.
In the first video (at top), James Rosen from Fox News is droning on and on in his loudest tv voice when a flag pin-wearing elderly American objects. Rosen, desperate to create some kind of news event, cries out, “There’s a gentleman trying to crowd into my liveshot right now!” The elder rubs up real close and grumbles until the vainglorious teleprompter-reader finally backs down. I imagine the defeated Rosen cried the night away warming a barstool and wondering if his expense account covers sessions with the local talent.
The second video shows MSNBC’s Brian Moar, who looks just like Mayor Tommy Carcetti from the tv show The Wire. Moar crosses swords with a white-jacketed white woman, hero Linda Putz and others. His retort to them, “Please don’t touch my microphone” was pitiful and effeminate. No doubt, he’ll be cozying up to Jon Stewart in the next week to share his awful story. I can see the made for tv movie now, “Touched By a Conservative: The True Story of Moar’s Hot Mic.”
Despite these gut-wrenching moments, I can report firsthand that this was a really awesome conservative event. They should have called it, “The Barack Beatdown & Christian Sleepover”! Students were enticed with “friendly foursome” same-sex hotel room shares at discount rates, and special young people-only events hosted by famous actor Stephen Baldwin (brother to deranged phone message leaver Alec Baldwin). Beauty Queen Carrie Prejean revealed that none other than God himself pushed her to confront hairdyed homosexual “power blogger” Perez Hilton at the Miss USA contest. Maggie Gallagher, the caring and kind-hearted founder of the anti-homosexual alliance, National Organization for Marriage or NOM (which, despite the name, is not affiliated with any feline fantasy sites), revealed that gay people can be very mean when they disagree with you. Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee won the White Guy We Wish Was in the White House Contest. Governor Tim Pawlenty of Minnesota finally came out of the closet as a true Christian conservative. Bill O’Reilly’s speech was so important and meaningful they evicted all reporters from the room before the Fox newsman would appear on stage. He was the only speaker of the day whose speech was closed to the news media. Looking a bit inebriated from the open bar, O’Reilly got a little teary while he discussed his fondness for shower-related Christmas gifts and Glenn Beck’s skyrocketing ratings. Sadly, Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin were no-shows (I guess they’re both feeling a little too self-important these days to hang with their old friends).
Here are some of my favorites from the Value Voters Summit agenda:
- The New Masculinity: Real Men Needed To Beat Down Feminism: Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right.
- Thugocracy: Fighting The Blacks In The Vast Left Wing Conspiracy: African-American Barack Obama’s ethnic street gang is doing all it can to suppress free speech that they disagree with. Political pundit Michael Barone calls it a “thugocracy” and “Gangster Government,” in reference to the number of African-Americans with big jobs these days. How real is this threat to white America and how can we fight it?
- True Tolerance: Curing The Homosexual Agenda In Public Schools: We all know public school are hotbeds and “hot beds” or horny homosexuals. This incredible closed-door meeting sheds light on rooting out the sex radicals in your local community and stopping them from turning YOUR child gay. Hosted by Candi Cushman, Education Minister at Focus on the Family Nonstop Action.
- Global Warming Hysteria: The New Face Of The Pro-Death Agenda: Climate change hysteria rests on an unbiblical view of the environment. Learn why policies to fight alleged man-made global warming will instead cause hundreds of millions of abortions throughout this century, and how Christian liberty, Republican responsibility, and American capitalist prosperity are the key to a healthier environment.
- Obamacare: Rationing Grandma’s Life Away: Long lines, refusal of care, months waiting for plastic surgeries, rationing of treatments, mandates in support of abortion, liberals with unlimited mood-altering medications. Is it the role of the federal government to provide this sort of womb to tomb healthcare? What about personal choice? Will the Mexicans finally bankrupt this country?
- The event was also a great place to learn about these organizations in the exhibition hall: Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays, Association of Mature American Citizens, National Abstinence Clearinghouse, European Americans United, Focus on the Family Nonstop Action, The National Alliance, Stormfront.org, Fox News and Phyllis Schlafly.
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4:10 pm
No surprise here, Claire. None whatsoever.
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1:51 pm
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2:20 pm
“Sadly, Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin were no-shows (I guess they’re both feeling a little too self-important these days to hang with their old friends).”
that was totally uncalled for, Stephenson. Especially considering that Sarah palin’s son Track, who has been serving his country in Iraq with the 1/25 Stryker Brigade for a year, returned home this weekend. Former Gov. Palin deserves better than your snarky comment for putting her family before your politics.
Next time, do some research and learn the facts instead of bearing false witness against a good person. It’s bad enough that the left-wing Democrat-Media Complex has been smearing her and her family for the past year. Now the Christian press is doing the same thing.
Think, man, think.
- JP
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3:28 pm
I love Sarah Palin. She keeps bailing out of her commitments, including her job as governor (where she served a whole HALF term). I love her because she makes me feel like a success in comparison, even though I’m a dumpster-diving crackhead.
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4:09 pm
Josh, many people who attended the Value Voters, myself included, were offended by Palin’s decision not to attend. Instead she chose to fly off to Hong Kong for some very lavish speech in which she is being paid a ton of money. What’s the moral here? She’ll take a big check from the Chinese but won’t bother with the most important gathering of American conservatives this year? I think it’s a highly questionable move. And I don’t buy the Trig explanation. If that was the case, why is she going to Hong Kong?
And don’t get me wrong, I love Palin. I just think she needs to be reminded about her responsibilities and who her base is. If she keeps this type of behavior up, how can we keep sending her checks?
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2:27 pm
“The New Masculinity: Real Men Needed To Beat Down Feminism: Feminism has wreaked havoc on marriage, women, children and men. It is time to redress the disorder it has wrought and that must start with getting the principles and ideals for a new “masculinism” right.”
Exactly what do you have against the belief that women should be treated equal to men in society and should not be confined to a life of childbearing and marital servitude?
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3:31 pm
It’s not part of God’s plan for women to be so uppity. Do you remember what the Virgin Paul said? 1 Corinthians 14:33b-36. Read it. Lern it. If you’re a woman, you have nothing to say. Now get back in the kitchen and bring me Cheezy Poofs, okay?
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2:36 pm
“True Tolerance: Curing The Homosexual Agenda In Public Schools:”
Exactly how is hating on homosexuals being tolerant?
“We all know public school are hotbeds and “hot beds” or horny homosexuals.”
Pure bullshit.
“Climate change hysteria rests on an unbiblical view of the environment.”
Yes, because people aren’t allowed to NOT believe in the bible…
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4:01 pm
Claire, I didn’t come up with these snazzy titles, they were written by the event’s planners and are on the schedule, and they were widely reported all over the internet, including in the second video. You probably didn’t even bother to click on the links. Why do I need to walk you through each and every sentence of my articles?
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4:21 pm
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4:25 pm
You’re posting female porn now? You have an incredibly unhealthy mind.
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4:28 pm
Oh, I’m sorry. You’d prefer male porn, right? Here you go:
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2:52 pm
Claire, I’ve always considered you level-headed and intelligent. I’m sorry you’re no longer interested in genuine debate.
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2:25 pm
?.? how many people do you want to share the message with? apparently you just lost more support by having people tune in. Failure is an option that could be prevented if people like you were aborted xD
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2:53 pm
A suggestion: try to plan out what you want to say before you type it and hit submit. Your comment is unintelligible and pointless. What the heck are you talking about and to whom is your comment addressed? Are you upset with my reporting? The news reporters? The event itself?
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11:10 am
LOLZ
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2:44 pm
HOLY SHIIIIIT.
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3:45 pm
“Claire, I’ve always considered you level-headed and intelligent.”
No you haven’t.
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7:29 pm
Sure, people paid money to attend this event, however, freedom of press is protected under the Constitution and certainly trumps that of any paying attendee. Logic points to the event planners as the cause of this issue, yet you are blaming the reporters. If the event coordinators had set aside a less intrusive space for the reporters (who were invited, btw, and did not “sneak” in as you suggested), there would not be an issue; the reporters could do their job and the people who paid to attend would be able to hear. Oh but wait! They did set aside space for the reporters! Except too many people showed up and they had to add more seats to the back of the room in exactly the same area that the reporters were placed. Your bitterness is misguided and misplaced.
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