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Behold. The power of God is omnipotent and his love everlasting. Today He revealed this fact by showing NASA what scientists can only describe as a cosmic space butterfly.
This cosmic butterfly has two vibrant wings, and I have pulled out my Bible concordance to figure out what type of angel it may be; or, if it may just be a heavenly creature that will fly around with us Christians when we go up there and frolick through heaven’s fragrant flowery fields, while all the sinners and pagans sear and scream for all time in hell below.
Scientists estimate that this butterfly can fly at speeds of up to 600,000 mph, which also gives us a pretty good idea of how fast we will be when we metamorphose into angels. I’m pretty quick of the feet now, far much more than normal Earth butterflies, so when I get my wings I expect to be able to tour space at lightspeed and maybe a little bit beyond.
This image has brought awe to scientists, almost more than when the Hand of God Seen In Space By NASA (picture) revealed the Holiest Hand picking up a giant asteroid to throw at some vile heathens or perhaps India’s planned Mars mission. Just wait and see.
As we explore the heavens, expect God to continually give us glimpses of his divine works. God favors America’s space program, and it will be a truly wonderful experience to see peeks at cosmic forces as we get a glimpse into the angels and beyond. Glory, glory.
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11:23 am
If you actually believe that then you aren’t very intelligent.
It isn’t a “space butterfly” or an “angel,” it’s just a cloud of cosmic dust. You need to do a bit of checking up on your scientific facts before you go posting unscientific nonsense about God “revealing” things to NASA.
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6:59 pm
so your saying all the billions who believe in god now and past believe in god are wrong? well thats very mighty of you to know more than everyone else in the world.
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8:39 pm
No Janice, I’m not saying all the people who believe in God are wrong. I’m not even saying that I’m smarter than everyone else, although it’s a fallacy that just because everyone believes in something it is right.
I’m saying that God didn’t create cosmic space butterflies, he created cosmic clouds of cosmic dust. That’s all. People attach too much significance to things that aren’t really that meaningful.
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9:28 am
you so full of lies i am sick.
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10:23 am
Yet you aren’t able to provide any evidence to the contrary.
Typical religious fanatic: stick your head in the sand and pretend the rest of the universe doesn’t exist.
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1:59 pm
I didn’t speak any lies at all. I stated my honest opinion.
Since all anyone says is opinion, there is no way to prove that one person is right or wrong. It’s what you believe.
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11:25 am
This page right here is proof that you guys are just trolls. I was almost worried for a second.
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11:44 am
I cried. This is truly marvelous.
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1:13 pm
Pussy.
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10:16 am
Heheehehehehehehheeeheehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha
HA!
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3:05 pm
This article, just made me laugh my ass off. God is not up their showing you signs of heaven. Behold the power of Phsics and Astronomy. Let me guess your goin to assume the Horsehead Nebula is god sayin Sea Horses are evil beasts, or the most holiest of them? Hell NO!
Here is a little science lesson for you moroic pot smoking monkey like rednecks.
“Many nebulae form from the gravitational collapse of gas in the interstellar medium or ISM. As the material collapses under its own weight, massive stars may form in the center, and their ultraviolet radiation ionises the surrounding gas, which creates plasma, making it visible at optical wavelengths. Examples of these types of nebulae are the Rosette Nebula and the Pelican Nebula. The size of these nebulae, known as HII regions, varies depending on the size of the original cloud of gas. These are sites of where star formation occurs. The formed stars are sometimes known as a young, loose cluster.
Some nebulae are formed as the result of supernova explosions, the death throes of massive, short-lived stars. The materials thrown off from the supernova explosion are ionized by the energy and the compact object that it can produce. One of the best examples of this is the Crab Nebula, in Taurus. The supernova event was recorded in the year 1054 and is designated as SN 1054. The compact object that was created after the explosion lies in the center of the Crab Nebula and is a neutron star.
Other nebulae may form as planetary nebulae. This is the final stage of a low-mass star’s life, like Earth’s Sun. Stars with a mass up to 8-10 solar masses evolve into red giants and slowly lose their outer layers during pulsations in their atmospheres. When a star has lost a sufficient amount of material, its temperature increases and the ultraviolet radiation it emits is capable of ionizing the surrounding nebula that it has thrown off. The nebula is 97% Hydrogen and 3% Helium with trace materials. The main goal in this stage is to achieve equilibrium.”
We are monkeys at heart, are cells originate from monkeys.
I hate alot of people in this website, and i laugh at their stupidity, but Abe you take the cake. You think a Nebula which is made by the collapse of gravity is God sending you message, In your bio you say “If you don’t like what I have to say, then you can get out of my country.” Im guessing you were a C student in American History, ever heard of the Freedom of speech, Freedom of Press, well thats what yo try to prevent others from doing, while you claim this first amednemnt about your self. This is exactly why I hate the general consensus or organised religion and rednecks with a passion.
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Eagle_nebula_pillars.jpg[/IMG]
The Pillars of Creation, from the Eagle Nebula, not a sign of god, but a sing of a collapsed star
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Triangulum.nebula.full.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b2/Ngc2024_2mass.jpg[/IMG]
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6:53 pm
“Phsics” you think you are so smart and you cant spell! And its so easy for you people to download some junk from the internet and all claim its true? where did you steal that article from? and if you dont believe in god did we just come from some swamp? and the universe from no where? and then so that happens, what comes next more nothing? you have a wonderufl set of beliefs there. and couldnt be true like Christians beleive that GOD created all these things, all this beauty and stars and things out in space and when we discover it we think the scientists made it? but who really did? you dont know anything. its clear you never ask youself about the big picture what it all means and who made it so beautiful.
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8:42 pm
hmm…you are correct I did spell Physics wrong…interesting. I want you to know, the theory of Evolution is still just a theory…but lady, their is more proof about Evolution then their is about God. All you have for god is a couple of books that are MAN WRITTEN, I was raised Jewish, i had my Bar’Mitzvah, and I went to a Jewish Day School, I was forced to pray everyday at school…that is when my loathing of organised religion began. But back to the subject…yes you are right their is a small gap as what did we start off as. But compare evolution to god….their is very few gaps in evolution, the only ones i can think of is what were the first lifeforms? But with the story of god, their are hundreds, maybe even thousands of gaps. first where did god come from? What Gave god these special gifts? Why the fuck would he send his own son to die? I remember In hebrew school, god does not discriminate, god does not give signs of where he is…that is the big question. Lady, i want you to know I am not bad mouthing your religion, i just don’t simply beleive it. That text was part of my thesis paper…thank you very much, and with that thesis paper, i am in one of the top grad schools under Physics. Ok on to one of your other Questions…if you beleive logic, the universe came from dust over billions of years, it collected, collected, and clumped together, do you know what happens to dust when it clumps together? it makes dust bunnies which turn into dust balls…now imagine dust, rock, and gravity all pushing it together, over several million years it will condense into something hard. The Big Bang theory is pretty much proven, but again it is just a theory, not a fact. On to another question of yours…. You Misquote me, bever in their do I say scientists created the world….scientists study the world, and they invent stuff to further the process of our society. If it came down to it, did god make irrigation? did god make cars? Did god invent the light switch. FUCK NO! Scientists made them, inventors made them, and you know what if you beleive in god you are just slowing down the progress of the universe. Now let me ask ou a few questions.
1. What do you the #1 cause of war is? (If you say liberals, i sware to god you are retarded.)
2. You clain this “God” is so loving, that he loves everyone…well according to this assholes beleif, he hates everything except for people who follow the way of the church.
3. Do you think I like the way i think? No i do not by the way, it is honestly very depressing thinking you rot in the ground…deep down every athiests wants to beleive in god, but tey beleive logic over man made books
4. What do you mean by the big picture? If what i think you mean, Is that everyone has to follow the beleif that god is real like sheep? I don’t beleive that, i beleive we come, we go, we die, in that process live life to the fullest.
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9:51 pm
its just so easy for you to corrupt religion and pretend like its says whatever you want them turn around and make fun of everyone who believes. well you can knock me on the head with all that biology, i really dont care. i studied christian science in school and the you cant see the whole forest cause the trees are in your way.
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12:08 pm
[WARNING! this post contains LOGIC and REASONING and may not be welcome on boards such as these!]
I also do not support organised religion, I don’t mind what people believe, but I would like to know why they do. So, why do you believe in “God” and “Jesus” (who I personally believe to have suffered severe dementia and visions of grandeur, or he was just the best conman to have ever walked the earth, but there is no doubt that he existed and he was very influential during his life). Is it because Mommy and daddy and the nice pastor man always told you to? Or is it a choice that you made yourself? I know a lot of Christians, and during my school years i was forced to go to chapel 6 days a week, and sometimes on sundays as well, against my will (at pain of saturday night detention). Please, enlighten me, are you a highly intellectual individual, or just a sheep.. just another of the large devoted flock of the holy “God” and his supposed son Jesus (who I personally don’t believe lived the life of a virgin, i know most certainly that if i was the son of god i would use it to pick up chicks, or he was gay (“love thy brother”? and not one, not two, but TWELVE EXCLUSIVELY MALE “travelling companions”)
over and out.
oh and yes, I am a scientist, and yes, I do listen to Heavy Metal, and I do play Video Games. I came across this website while researching the nebula (the big shiny cloud) at the top of the page. I live a perfectly normal life, I am in a stable relationship and I have no criminal record.
AND i get to sleep in sunday morning
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7:30 pm
What do u mean u people racist
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1:27 pm
Wow–way to cut and paste from Wikipedia!!! You sure showed those rednecks, by highlighting the passage on nebulas from Wikipedia, clicking “copy” and then pasting into the discussion board!!
Here’s a little lesson for you: this is a satire webpage akin to The Onion. This article is not really suggesting that this is some butterfly from God. This whole site is making fun of stupid Christians, and it’s sad that morons like you read so infrequently that you can’t detect satire when you read it.
You were probably one of the kids that read “A Modest Proposal” by Jonathan Swift and actually thought he was seriously suggesting that the Irish eat their own children.
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6:44 pm
Thats so pretty it looks like two big fishes kissing too!
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11:01 am
Go suck a chode, you crazy nutjob. God is an imaginary friend, nothing more.
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11:55 am
Looks like your standard, run-of-the-mill supernova-derived nebula to me, possibly steered to this shape by a large magnetic field surrounding the star in its “Red Giant” phase before its sudden collapse and explosion, implying that this star had a large iron content meaning that it must have been very large indeed.
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10:27 pm
If you support this, please stop using the internet. You’re punishing us all.
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7:33 pm
god is not real dumb ass
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8:19 am
Just a random note before disappearing into the vastness of the internet:
Christians worship a giant bearded guy based on the word of a hypocritical book written about a carpenter-magician.
I will enjoy reading your rebuttals, before ignoring them entirely.
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2:42 pm
LOL YOU’RE ALL IDIOTS GOD DOESN’T EXIST. “CHRISTAN SCIENCE” LMAO, THIS SITE ALWAYS GIVES ME A GOOD LAUGH.
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2:51 pm
How can their strong scientifically based arguments over this clear space butterfly of holy origin not convince you?
I love this site, it gives me a great laugh especially when I’m depressed, but nothing has topped this article yet
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12:37 am
Jesus christ. If all Christians are like this – I think I understand the medieval times now…
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12:20 pm
OMG..i thought this site was serious at first!!
I feel MUCH better knowing that this is obviously a farce actually making FUN of conservative chrsitians. I was really freaked out for a second!
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8:36 pm
LMAO
ur gay
oh yeah I said it
I said it
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11:30 am
Abe, this is a marvelous thing but dude seriously you’re making it sound like christianity is the only way to get to heaven. But in all truth as long as you believe in God and live a pure life you will get into heaven. For all you know you might not get into heaven.
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11:36 am
Abe, this is a marvelous thing. But seriously from one of the things you said up there you make it sound like christianity is the only way to get into heaven. But in all truth you just need to believe in God and live a pure life. For all you know you may think you’re righteous but what you say or do may not meet up to God’s expectations so what makes you think you’re going to heaven.
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9:13 pm
Does anyone else think that this site is just one big satirical joke
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10:11 pm
If it is they’re doing it wrong.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=christwire.org
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