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Google Chat And Gmail Server Struck Down For Celebrating Michael Jackson Logo
September 1, 2009 by Scott Grunhard
Filed under Science
Yesterday, the friendly people at Google decided to change their wholesome logo into something that is rife with sin: the sparkling feet of Michael Jackson.
Look at how his exposed socks tempt all onlookers to to become mesmerized with his footwork. The blacks believe that one can ‘catch’ a holy ghost, which makes you do all sorts of peculiar dances before the Lord.
While I do not agree with such religious philosophy, I do believe that there was nothing holy about the types of dances Michael Jackson was able to perform.
He had a dance called the moonwalk where he defied God’s law of gravity itself. No man should look as if he’s walking upon the moon when he’s not.
There were others. In the dance video Thriller, which gripped a generation of youth with its somber tones of death and sin, Michael Jackson claimed to be able to raise the dead and cause them to dance under a moon.
Such things strike me as a cross of tribal voodoo and Wiccan witchcraft, which are surely Satanic and not of God.
I know it’s the big thing to coddle up to the ‘legacy’ of this Michael Jackson, but quite frankly we must not forget there was nothing moral about much of his music. Dancing is sinful. So is in-vitro fertilization and sperm donating, which Mr. Jackson may or may not have dappled in with his little buddy Macaulay Culkin.
Due to all this and other allegations we’ve lobbed against the man over the years, it is no wonder that God frowns upon those who try to covertly celebrate his life and push his ways onto a new generation.
Hopefully Google staff pray and repent for creating such an advertisement and celebration of Michael Jackson, so that God will y restore Gmail and Google Chat for the world to use.
Oh no, he said that my religion, wiccan, is against god. I’m going to hell! Can someone help me? LMAO!
Come on, how can you be attacking Michael? He’s dead. Give him some respect! I don’t particularly like him but I don’t go around calling him sacreligious. He was an entertainer, and somehow I’m sure that you yourself have been entertained by him. Since this is probably about 99% chance of true, you are going to be going to hell aren’t you?
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Scott you look so gay in your avatar Abe is waiting for you.
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I m big fan of the michel jackson..In my life i have only four celebrities like..Late Mich. is my one of them..Mich. u forver in my memory…
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Are you a homo?
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Tyson, are you a homo?
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It is hard for you too prove that you are not a homo, tyson. It is just your way of life and I can understand that. What I think you guys are is a bunch of gay men that are just too afraid of each other to admit the feelings that tyson has for abe, that stephenson has for dan, that TRUE CHRISTIAN has for Scott. Just let it out fellas. Tell the entire world and then let the healing begin.
I would also like to point out that it seems like JANICEFUN is an 86 year old lady who is too afraid to admit that she is still waiting for mr. right. So she covers up her feelings by telling the rest of the world what is right and what is wrong.
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I mean the real janiceFUN. The other one is funny.
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…you must be joking.
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I honestly wonder if this website isnt just a joke to see who they can get worked up. This story doesnt even make sense. You dont ike MJ because he can do a moonwalk that defys gods gravity. There are alot of things wrong with that statement the least of which is that moving backwards doesnt defy gravity.
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Did you seriously try to sum up African American religious beliefs with “the blacks”? What kind of idiot small town do you come from? Seriously if you truly knew God you would not know fear. Breath and choose life your real life.
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Go to Hell, fuckface. He was a legend, and if you knew fucking anything, you would know good and fucking well he was all for God. Go eat shit and die.
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