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    Indians Claim They Have Found Water On Our Moon with Chandrayaan 1

    September 24, 2009 6:00 am 25 comments
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    The dotted Indians continue to meddle with space, today claiming that their Indian spaceship has found water on our Moon.

    Dreams of establishing a manned Moon base could become reality within two decades after India’s first lunar mission found evidence of large quantities of water on its surface.

    Data from Chandrayaan-1 also suggests that water is still being formed on the Moon. Scientists said the breakthrough — to be announced by Nasa at a press conference today — would change the face of lunar exploration.

    The discovery is a significant boost for India in its space race against China. Dr Mylswamy Annadurai, the mission’s project director at the Indian Space Research Organisation in Bangalore, said: “It’s very satisfying.”

    The search for water was one of the mission’s main objectives, but it was a surprise nonetheless, scientists said.The unmanned craft was equipped with Nasa’s Moon Mineralogy Mapper, designed specifically to search for water by picking up the electromagnetic radiation emitted by minerals. The M3 also made the unexpected discovery that water may still be forming on the surface of the Moon, according to scientists familiar with the mission.

    “It’s very satisfying,” said Dr Mylswamy Annadurai, the project director of Chandrayaan-1 at the Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) in Bangalore. “This was one of the main objectives of Chandrayaan-1, to find evidence of water on the Moon,” he told The Times.

    Dr Annadurai would not provide any further details before a news conference at Nasa today from Dr Carle Pieters, a planetary geologist of Brown University who oversaw the M3.

    Dr Pieters has not spoken about her results so far and was not available for comment last night, according to colleagues at Brown University. But her results are expected to cause a sensation, and to set the agenda for lunar exploration in the next decade.
    Read More at Times Online

    Now as you may recall, the Indian Chandrayaan-1 space vehicle was struck down only several weeks ago. This was a clear sign that Indians have no business trying to explore the heavens, because they are immoral. The same goes with the Chinese.

    Notice that also, it was the instruments that our American NASA gave them that found the water on OUR moon. I’m sick and tired of these fake countries launching vehicles into space and peeking out our property.

    Neil Armstrong was the first man to discovered the moon and he put an American flag up there on it for proof. The moon belongs to the USA and should not have any other heathens setting foot upon its gray soil. Now that everyone knows there is some water and fancy H3 oil up there, expect all the lesser countries to whinge at the UN and say it’s not fair that the Moon belongs to our country.

    Here’s my words to them. Tough luck. If they weren’t so primitive back in the 1960s, maybe they could have been blessed to be smart enough to send a man to the moon. But they weren’t. That’s what happens when you waste all your time worshiping cows and being Godless commie atheists. Hah, China and India! The moon is awesome and it is American!

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    • don’t you crazy Christian’s think that the sky is made of water

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    • “The dotted Indians”sorry but what does that mean?(is it supposed to be rascists comment. I don’t understand some of these kind)

      and oh yeah we meddle a lot you know cause jerks like you have been meddling with India for long (for gold, spice etc).
      As an Indian I agree India should avoid moon simply because we need those millions feeding our people. But now since you claim it as American “MOON” it amazes me as to why your God has not been successful to place you on the moon . It would have been good riddance.

      And don’t comment on my English simply because its not my language. Its just that this seems to stretch to far to be joke that I have responded. Don’t expect Indians to sit sulking while you drag them in all sorts of issues.

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    • I am french, and first I thought that this website was serious. We french people believe Americans are stupid, ignorant, nationalist and fanatic. So it’s only by reading this post and “Why Don’t World of Warcraft Players Have Girlfriends” that I understood that this is only a joke.
      I like this kind of humour and the way you laught about christian people and american people, but for foreigners, especially french who don’t have a very good opinion about USA, they can believe american are just worse than they already think they are…

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    • Existientialism

      Seriously Abe? Seriously? Are you kidding me? The moon is not ours! We may have a flag up their but it is not ours! Our name is not up their is it? We don’t have homes up their? You know who the moon belongs to? The dust that sits on the surface, and the entire world. I am an American and damn proud of it, but when I see idiots like you, I really want to stop saying I am a proud American. Your pretty much saying Space belongs to Russia Aye? Because russia was the first to parade their flag around space, not the Americans? You say Earth belongs to Italy, because the romans were known to be the first people. You are saying Judiasm/and Muslim are the 2 religions, because they were the first religions….dude seriously get educated, I have smarter things hanging off the crack of my ass.

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      • Unnikrishnan Nambuthiri Oachira

        No american or Russian ever reached Moon. This is a fact but Americans tried to establish the news regarding landing.

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    • “Now as you may recall, the Indian Chandrayaan-1 space vehicle was struck down only several weeks ago. This was a clear sign that Indians have no business trying to explore the heavens, because they are immoral. The same goes with the Chinese.”

      So then how do you explain Apollo 13, the Challenger explosion, or the Columbia disaster?

      “I’m sick and tired of these fake countries launching vehicles into space and peeking out our property.”

      India is far from a “fake” country. In fact, they’re a lot more “real” than America is, considering how they’ve been around for thousands of years, they are the second most populous country in the world, and the first most populous democracy. Suck on that, Abe.

      “Neil Armstrong was the first man to discovered the moon and he put an American flag up there on it for proof.”

      You do realize that there is a difference between being the first to discover the moon and the first to set foot on it, right? Neil Armstrong did not discover the moon. The earliest depiction of the moon is about 5000 years old.

      Abe, please kill yourself.

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    • YOU LIKE HIM CUZ YOU ARE PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND THEREFORE ARE GAY!
      /sarcasm off

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    • umm abe how do i say this nicely o well here it goes

      stfu youre backwards ass redneck fruitback gtfo my america and hand youreself somewere were no one cares. better yet go into fucking space and suffocate to death

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    • an average geek

      hahaha you idiots think abe’s being serious. so troll. and you think abe’s the idiot!?! :0

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    • is this a joke? or not? i seriously cant tell…. ur either retarded or just not funny

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    • LOL. Too bad the Russians were beginning their space program a decade before the US, and its only because we stole their technology that we even made it up there.

      Neil Armstrong didn’t discover the moon, you fucking prat. He visited the moon. I hate people like you. People like you should not be allowed to be part of society.

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    • Neil Armstrong put an AMERICAN flag on our moon. God ordained the moon to be part of the United States. That’s why he blessed only us to dare travel to it.

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      • Existentialism

        Hey Adam Nelson. Ya you. Let me give you alittle geography lesson, the United States does not have the biggst concentration of christians, if your so called “god” was going to allow anone on the moon, wouldn’t it be the country with the greatest population density of christians? Neil Armstrong may have placed the flag on the moon, but guess what that doesn’t mean jack in the long run. The moon is the moon, it belongs to everybody. Abe also, why the fuck are you mad over this? This is a great thing that water was discovered, it means the colonization of the moon can begin in the next 10 or so years.

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    • I just love to go to my community church and piss on the cross. Once, I think i pissed in the holy water. Maybe Amber and TB3 got baptized in it. Maybe thats what you were looking @ when they saw the moon

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    • FEED THE TROLL

      “The moon belongs to the USA and should not have any other heathens setting foot upon its gray soil.”

      Wrong again Mr Redneck Hick, an american put a flag on the moon to claim that the USA was first to get there, not that they OWNED it.

      Anyone has the right to go to the moon.

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    • Eurasmus B. Dragon

      Well, who was the first country to put a man on the moon? Oh wait a minute. I forgot that was a hoax. Go ahead have at it.

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    • Wait, it was Russians who had first Satellite and first man launched to space. Does that mean they own all of the space? Your logic is extremely flawed.

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    • Wow. This is either the greatest comedy site ever, or you are friggin nuts.

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    • Of course the moon belongs to the USA under the concept of ‘I want it and I’m bigger than you are so it’s mine’. Tell you what, if you’re so worried about the ‘dotted’ Indians pinching YOUR lunar body, why don’t you go pee it on to mark your claim.

      Don’t bother with a space suit.

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    • The American Flag flying on the moon, was made in China – If you want confirfmation, check where Levis jeans are made… After 9/11, when all America was buying Stars-an-Stripes to put over their houses, China’s economy was booming…And they were celebrating with fireworks (with all the American flags the Chinese were supplying…)

      Who gave Pakistan, North Korea, Iran and Alkayda the weapons, missiles and assorted fireworks?

      India is not the enemy…. Look to whom, America gave its manufacturing industry to…

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    • Also, BTW, Entire Europe (including “Scotland”, France, etc), didn’t have a morsel of food before and during the 1st and 2nd World war, until they STOLE food from India.

      Entire wealth of your “Buckingham palace” and other “palaces” across Europe, CAME from India or Asia… Your average Mediterranean terror cousins learnt how to COOK FOOD by putting spices in it,…. from India.

      Let me ask a very simple question: WHY THE F..K DID EUROPE COME TO INDIA 300 years ago???! Indians never ever wanted them there…

      Which is why “curry” is the favorite of any freakin’ Euro Bar-restaurants.

      British/German Euros learnt Rocket technology from a fellow called “Tippu Sultan” from India, who utilized services of the scientists of India over 300 YEARS AGO… The British then took this technology to Europe… A very very long time before Germany knew how to build the V2 missile – i.e. the technology which Russia and America politely “took”, when they divided Germany… (Yeah, that piece of info should keep people in a good mood for a long time to come…)

      Look up history to see what India made you into…

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    • who the hell r u ?????? saying tht moon is american u stupid ,,,,dont u knw tht india is a country which is so rich and powerfull ,,,,not only now even in the past when world even dosent knewwhere is AMERICA in this world,,,, hahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaa just stop dreaming moon is universal….. americans are getting mad i think ,,,,,,,, jealous country hahahahaaaaa,remember one day india will be the king of every country,,,, not only the countries but also king of every heart………….. and u americans hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    • technically. it was not a discovery. as the lacross mission bye crash landing a old satalite into the moon and monitoring its results, found water. and this i believe was last year. also india and the us are allies. the spacerace is no more.

      its all international now. and honestly we have no way to police the moon. so if someone wants to “mine” on the moon. whos going to stop them… and also one last thing. treaties where signed already in the clinton era. that points out that we do not own any property on the moon. and have no way of claiming it from our moon missions…. think what you want but the treaty is there

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