Japan’s New First Lady Says She “Rode A UFO To Venus”

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Japan’s new first lady is a shameful weirdo. She believes in aliens and is more shameful than the time Michelle Obama dares to touch Queen Elizabeth II of England with her dirty hands or the time we saw Michelle Obama’s sinful and unholy dirty prom dress.

Sure, Michelle may like to dress like a skanky but at least she doesn’t think she’s been anally probed and dallied by aliens from Venus.

Japan’s prime minister’s wife said some weird stuff about her “experience”:

“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” Miyuki Hatoyama, the wife of premier-elect Yukio Hatoyama, wrote in her book entitled “”Very Strange Things I’ve Encountered” last year.

She continued, “It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”

“It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.” Let’s look at that again. If you look at your space maps, you’ll clearly see that God has made Venus yellow.

I almost feel sorry for this woman. Her husband is already nicknamed “the alien”, as he has very large eyes for an Asian. Now I know some of you liberal heathen Asians are jumping up and down right now and calling me racist for reporting the facts. There’s no way his Asian friends made fun of his eyes!

Well, why don’t you just send your complaints over to my sources at Reuters as well?

My guess is that the lady, who is 66, was simply having a nightmare because all of her racist Asian friends keep making fun of her husband. Day in and day out, they hold their fingers in such a way to make their eyes really wide and shout out their slurred Asian taunts.

What a mean people and I hope eventually their culture learns some morality and decency. Maybe they need a spiritual nuke for their soul to grab their attention.