Laura Bush Killed A Dude, Get Over It Family Guy Liberals
Laura Bush killed a dude and the whinging liberal masses need to get over it.
Sure, let’s have Michelle Obama prance around like a NoHo harlot with daisy duke shorts while her hustler Obama is out scamming the nation, but drudge up an unfortunate incident that happened to Mrs. Laura Bush while she was 17. You know who else cares about being 17 again? Zach Effron, the underwear model boyfriend of Miley Cyrus.
There are some things responsible adults should be ashamed of doing, and dabbling around with the affairs of children is one of them.
This controversy of Laura Bush accidentally killing a guy in a sad circumstance was brought up again by the eternally painful Seth MacFarlane and the children’s show Family Guy. As if animating a show that encourages children to do drugs and have sex with animals was not bad enough, the show also encourages parents to abuse and neglect their children.
It gets even worse than that, as the show disrespects our Former First Lady Laura Bush. In the episode “Love Blacktually”, a scene made light of the entire affair and now has many typically uneducated liberals using Google to search into Mrs. Bush’s background. Editor’s Note: Warning: Family Guy is a sinister show that is made to corrupt children with liberal themes such as abortion, bestial relations and unprotected fornication with secret parts. Please first pray and then have any women/children leave the room before reviewing this video media. (Dan Nordgren, Supervising Editor)
Pathetic. How odd that this episode reaired the week of Ted Kennedy’s passing away. Could bringing up this episode be a liberal attempt to drown out research into Chappaquiddick? It seems all too convenient to think otherwise.
The lesson from all this is pretty simple. Laura Bush ran a stop sign when she was 17; horribly, the crash killed a friend of hers who was in another car. Laura still deals with this issue to this very day and it’s hardly something to take lightly. There was never any evidence of wrong-doing on Laura’s part, and to say or imply otherwise is just pathetic.
Liberals are getting desperate to cover their sins under a mound of lies and feeding deceptive media to the innocent and gullible. Their shams will all hopefully be put to shame as we elect a Republican Congress and finally a proper president in 2012. Until next time, keep being real in this fake, sick world. – Z
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Author: Bren Langford
Born and raised in SoCal, Bren Langford is currently a student, lifeguard and lifestyle editor for ChristWire Campus Weekly.
7:54 am
you people are such hypocrites with your crazy theories about Obama if it was Michelle Obama that killed someone at seventeen we wouldn’t hear the end of it from you people.
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8:10 am
It’s a terrible thing for Laura and her family to dig up this tragic family history. We should all just move on.
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8:48 am
“There was never any evidence of wrong-doing on Laura’s part, and to say or imply otherwise is just pathetic.”
She ran a stop sign, which is illegal.
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8:53 am
A 17-year-old kid tragically running a stop sign is terribly sad and unfortunate. A traffic accident and it was all handled years ago. Only a sick person would bring up such painful memories for fame and political gain.
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9:03 am
it happened like a million years ago!
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3:15 pm
So then why do Republicans constantly bring up the Chappaquiddick accident in an attempt to discredit Ted Kennedy? Sure, he was a wuss for not trying harder to get Mary Jo Kopechne out of the vehicle, but the car was upside down, submerged in water. His fear and/or physical inability to save Kopechne was fatal human error, just like how Laura Bush killing her friend was a freak accident that must have been very difficult for her to live with.
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10:25 am
Seriously… let’s turn the other cheek if a Republican’t does something immoral, wrong, evil (fill in your own adjective). But if a Democrat does it let’s hang up by his toenails!
The double standard is not surprising. Rather, it’s expected.
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6:31 pm
This site has given me so much amusement reading recently. So many articles are obviously complete bullshit made up to force people onto you beliefs. In my country this sort of website doesent exist as we actually have morale values relating to spreading complete crap in the name of something. Please keep the amusing articles coming, they make an entertaining read.
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1:57 pm
Amen Brother
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9:47 am
Well why don’t you just stick to the sites made by your own country, or better yet get off America’s computer and internet technology.
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7:14 pm
LOL this “site” is hilarious…..but when it comes down to it the fact of the matter is…Laura Bush Killed a guy…
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7:31 pm
The computer I use is actually an Acer, and so it is Taiwanese.
The operating system I use is Linux, which is Finnish.
The Internet browser I use is Opera, which is from Norway.
And the Internet was created by a computer experiment that was carried out by Oxford University in England, and only commercialised by the Americans after the US millitary found use for it in war situations. Oxford intended to use it to make communication easier, the the Americans used it for war. Typical.
So would you like to explain exactly what part of my computer is American?
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7:40 pm
I do apologise, it wasn’t ay Oxford, it was at the University Of London Institute Of Computer Science.
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6:46 pm
If you have something to say against First Lady Laura Bush, you can just go ahead and turn off your computer badword name up above. No one aren’t asked you to leave your glibby remarks. You try to act like you have morals and then go use profane words to stir up the spirit of Satan.
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1:25 am
Abe why are you such a stupid yank satan or god doesn’t exist
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10:08 am
God exists because the Bible says so.
The Bible is the Word of God. (2 Timothy 3:16; 2 Peter 1:21),
God cannot lie (Num 23:19) therefore the Bible is true.
Therefore the mere fact that the Bible exists proves that God exists.
What part of it don’t you get?
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10:22 am
We don’t all believe in Fairy Tales. What part don’t YOU get?
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7:32 pm
I don’t know, how many times has the bible been re-writen? Why were they re-writen? How many versions of the bible are there?
More importently, why is the bible so inconsistent with modern times?
Like most other past religions, it should be placed on the shelves with the stories of little red riding hood and goldielocks.
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3:28 am
Family Guy is not a childrens show moron!
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7:15 pm
LOL the “spirit of satan” I think what you are forgetting sir is that Laura Bush Killed a guy.
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9:57 pm
There is one thing that is for certain, the spirit of Satan appears to be alive and doing his job of spewing hate and ignorance under the guise of Christian ideology and values.
Don’t watch Family Guy…never knew that the former First Lady was involved in such a tragic accident…believe there was something more to the Mary Joe story…I am a Christian…and I support the President and his wife. So now what, shall I be condemned forever or just gagged with a spoon.
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1:22 pm
May Darwin be with you all. Let him save your souls, from being brainwashed by the bible and pawns for people in power. Think for your self, don’t just follow blindly.
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7:35 pm
Survival of the fittest. (and smartest).
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5:32 pm
I’m not surprised that people such as the author of this article can’t take a joke. Hey Bren, here’s a link for you :
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comedy
Read it and learn it well, it’ll teach you how to not be socially inept anymore.
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7:16 pm
Mr Brandon you are full of win sir…but I think what you forget is that Laura Bush killed a guy…
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6:38 pm
“God exists because the Bible says so.
The Bible is the Word of God. (2 Timothy 3:16; 2 Peter 1:21),
God cannot lie (Num 23:19) therefore the Bible is true.
Therefore the mere fact that the Bible exists proves that God exists.”
This is circular logic. Therefore it’s FALSE. What else ya got?
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1:39 am
I find it quite disturbing that you casually imply the First Lady is a prostitute for wearing shorts on vacation (in the Grand Canyon, of all places) let alone that the president is some sort of pimp.
Regardless of the merits of highlighting a double-standard in popular culture (which I don’t deny there is) it is unconscionable, and dare I say, unchristian to employ such rhetoric.
Do you recall what President Bush’s favorite spectator sport at the Summer Olympics? Women’s beach volleyball. Look at a picture of their uniforms and compare it to Mrs. Obama’s summer attire… You will find they are wearing significantly less clothing. Is he guilty of gleefully watching ‘harlots’?
Are you holding them to a different standard?
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1:03 pm
I think she killed him by shoving a cross up his ass (while it belongs in the sewer)
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11:34 am
I didn’t realize this wasn’t a joke-site (like tinfoil beanies) until I read the comments. I’ll agree with one thing, a website like this makes me glad that I have the right to own a gun. With nutcases like this, I’d rather converse from high ground with a deer rifle than face to face.
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7:17 pm
Mr Stephen Daedalus you sir are full of win, but what you are forgetting is that Laura Bush killed a guy.
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7:18 pm
Moral of the Story is as follows – DONT GET IN THE CAR WITH LAURA BUSH….because Laura Bush killed a guy.
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