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RedditMore gay activity has sprung up on the web this week with a new blog dedicated to satan scepters. This blog is no doubt a underground homo gay agenda fetish site that likes to praise and show off the gays favorite afternoon snack.
Gays love to show off their love for pant towers and this site is exactly what that is for. The name alone “Accidental Dong” uses gay speak to let other child molesting gays know that they can find their man mecca here. Normal non sinning people would never search for the word “dong” as it is a secret word only used by homo males.
This site in my mind is most likely the second largest site for gays. The first largest site for gays is any Disney site. The gays love to make fake profiles and chat with the youth. Plus, gays love fairies and magic as it is also things that satan likes.
I believe the photos of the foods are actual foods created by the gays, so they could watch young boys put twiddle rompus’ in their mouths and then they could get themselves all excited and go home and release their gay molester sauce out of their sinful skin rockets.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Obama funds sites like these.
To help fight the homo gay agenda from spreading more marinated sin, you can buy one of our “SAY NO TO SATAN SCEPTERS” shirts.
2:48 am
that blog is hilarious…
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4:13 am
WHATS WRONG WITH THE PEOPLE ON THIS SITE?? THIS IS NOT BEING CHRIST-LIKE… WHICH VERSE IN THE BIBLE TEACHES US TO BE RUDE AND DISRESPECTFUL? EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT AND EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES… WE SHOULD LIFT EACH OTHER UP AND HELP EACH OTHER OUT. NOT TEAR EACH OTHER DOWN. I FIND IT VERY HARD TO BELIEVE THAT GOD HAS TOLD ANY OF YOU TO SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT PEOPLE ALL DAY.
AND ANOTHER THING… SINCE YALL HATE THE ‘UNHOLY’ HOW IS IT THAT YALL KNOW THE LYRICS TO JAY-Z SONGS? WHY WASTE YOUR TIME LOOKING FOR DANCING BABIES ON YOUTUBE.COM? AND THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND DOESN’T HAVE A THING TO DO WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
ACCEPT THAT A BLACK MAN IS PRESIDENT AND THAT HE IS FAR MORE IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF YOU WILL EVER BE TO THIS COUNTRY.
HAVE A BLESSED DAY. :^)
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6:48 pm
haha you’re an imbicile. don’t you realize that these people post these things for exactly this reason: to make idiots like yourself react!!!
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8:32 am
“Say No To Satan Scepters” = “Say No To Penises” = no reproduction
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10:03 am
Satan Scepter is the part on a GAY HOMO male
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10:40 am
No wait a second…Are you trying to tell me that there’s an anatomical difference between a heterosexual male and an homosexual one?
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8:01 pm
Yes, there is a difference…one is gay and one is not. EASY!
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9:17 pm
Tyson’s cock tastes a lot like my brother’s ass.
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2:54 am
No man I meant a PHYSICAL and ANATOMICAL difference between a gay and a straight man! You said that the “Satan Scepter is the part on a GAY HOMO male”. That implies that there is a difference. I just want to know what difference there is in your opinion, that’s all!
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2:36 pm
Actually, I think he is trying to let us know that……. he has a tiny peepee.
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12:09 pm
i kill gays and then have sex with their dead bodies with a strap on
hail satan
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1:30 am
Oh, you necrophiliac?
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1:20 pm
Best part is that an ad for interracial gay dating was on the top of the page just now.. funny stuff..
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6:49 pm
roflmao
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1:41 pm
yo tyson ima let you finish but this site is the most homosexual site ever
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4:50 pm
The ACCIDENTAL DONG BLOG is a VALUABLE RESOURCE for PROTECTING OUR PRECIOUS CHILDREN from SEEING TALLYWHACKERS ACCIDENTALLY. I looked there, and NOW I KNOW where I SHOULDN’T LET MY CHILDREN GO.
There are PENIS REPRESENTATIONS HIDDEN ALL OVER THE PLACE.
ACCIDENTAL DONG helps us AVOID THESE PLACES. I will NEVER GO ANYWHERE ON VACATION unless I CHECK IT OUT on Accidental DONG first!!!
I RESPECTFULLY THINK Tyson’s got it WRONG!!
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3:49 am
Satan likes fairies? He sounds rather cute..
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2:03 am
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2:13 am
Accidental Dongs is harmless fun.
The author of this blog (on Christwire.org) clearly needs to lighten up, and stop spreading anti-homosexual bile. That is NOT what our Lord would have done. So much hatred is bad for the soul, and God will not accept you when you ascend to heaven.
Lighten up – and have fun. Jesus’ message was clear – worship God, love one another, and – most importantly – judge not until thee be judged. I feel many of the authors here should remember that.
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12:38 pm
GO SUCK JESUS’S COCK YOU CHRIST FETISH BOY. stop pretending youre a celibate as a cover up for being a gay or a nonce.
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