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How many of you have ever had a long day of work and then gone grocery shopping, to only hear an undisciplined child throwing the worst tantrum near the check-out counter?
You can always tell the followers of new-age parenting cult. They try to reason with their children; gently asking them to ‘Stop, Johnny, or time out.” The worst is when you see a father allowing his children to disturb public peace and betray his authority in such a manner, all in the company of onlookers.
God’s law states that a man’s place is at the head of his household, and from the head comes the orders for the body to follow. Just like the body must be whipped into shape, so at times must a father’s wife and children when they may test the waters by betraying their house leader’s God-ordained authority.
At times one’s wife may need a reminder when she talks back. “No,” a responsible father and husband will say, while gently rebuking her with perhaps a reinforcing gentle Godly tap upon the cheek; “No.” A few firm and swift raps across the backside may be needed to silence the wild emotions of a crying child, who thinks whinging and pleading will get them free candy or other items they have not earned.
Thank goodness this vital lesson is not lost upon all generations:
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Busted For Slapping Stranger’s Crying Child
Georgia man, 61, threatened to “shut that baby up” at WalmartSEPTEMBER 2–Meet Roger Stephens. The Georgia man, 61, was shopping Monday morning at a Walmart in Stone Mountain when he crossed paths with Sonya Matthews and her two-year-old daughter Paige. The child was crying, which apparently greatly perturbed Matthews. “If you don’t shut that baby up I will shut her up for you,” Stephens warned Matthews, according to a Gwinnett County Police Department report.
Moments later, Stephens acted on his threat, slapping Paige “across the face approximately four or five times.” Though the child “started crying and screaming” after being struck, Stephens told Matthews, “See, I told you I would shut her up.” After police were summoned, Stephens told a cop that the child was crying “and he just slapped her,” according to the report. Stephens was arrested for felony cruelty to children and booked into the Gwinnett County Detention Center, where he is being held without bond. Paige sustained “slight redness to the face,” but was otherwise unharmed.
Discipline, respect and love: these are the cardinal virtues of paramount importance for every nuclear family.
You see, there was once a Golden Age for the American nuclear family. The bonds of unity so proud and strong, that no one dared whisper a cross word or feign disobedience to familial structure.
Nationwide, fathers would go work hard at their jobs, while their wives would tend to her natural duties of preparing her husband’s kids for school and keeping his home in order during his absence.
The nation prospered and kids were successful. Divorce was unheard of and neighborhoods were not plagued with dark elements. Life was good.
Now children are undisciplined. Wives have abandoned their posts as provider of love and maid work for the home, leaving husbands to deal with unwashed dishes, unkempt children and home full of broken love.
Children try to feed their physical hunger with the Cheetos and tv dinners, which gives the same false sense of satiation as the television replacing the Mom’s job of keeping the kids entertained for the afternoon.
Then we look around and wonder why kids are falling ill so often? Why all the violence and tantrums in stores, kids as young as five stealing and cussing their mothers?
Sure, we could blame it on gaming and modern media. Both are dragon-headed culprits that try to drag our children back down to the depths of hell. But there is something even more dangerous to our kids; careless parents who betray their natural duties.
I applaud Roger Stephens and if you have any decency, you will too. He took the responsibility of the father and slapped some discipline into an unruly kid. He defiantly stood up to the cult of new-age absentee parenting, where Fathers fail to disciple their children and let their wives run off living a feminists dream of galloping whoredom.
America was founded upon a Christian tradition and it is time for us to embrace our heritage. Marriage is ordained by God and the family is the ultimate gift of every marriage. Fathers, train your family in the path of glory and righteousness. Do not make our elders step in and risk trial at the hands of a liberal-hijacked penal system.
Take a firm hand and take charge of the direction of this country. Tomorrow for your children and grandchildren depend on it. God bless and let us remember Mr. Stephens for his heroic deed and braveness in the face of liberal adversity.
1:13 am
First of all, that man had absolutely no right to slap that kid. She wasn’t even his daughter or granddaughter. How the hell can you condone this?
‘At times one’s wife may need a reminder when she talks back. “No,” a responsible father and husband will say, while gently rebuking her with perhaps a reinforcing gentle Godly tap upon the cheek;’ Oh yeah, that’s exactly how a husband should treat his wife, by slapping the hell out of her.
‘America was founded upon a Christian tradition’
No it wasn’t. Go research this. Some of the founding fathers weren’t Christian at all. America was founded upon the belief that every person has the right to practice whatever religion he/she wishes without being persecuted.
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You do know this is an onion site, right?
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1:20 am
Quite right – this can’t be for real. It’s scary to think there may well be lunatics out there who think like this in the twenty-first century; religious fundamentalism is dangerous!
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1:33 am
Women need to remember their reason and place in this world.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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So you too believe that a man should be able to slap his woman around when she gets out of line? Forgive if this sounds rude but that is absolutely nuts!
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11:42 am
So when you lose your job and have to rely on your wife’s income to pay the mortgage on your jointly owned home, does that mean that she gets to slap you now?
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12:51 pm
come on this is the 21st century, have you heard of domestic violence.I t is possible to believe in God and not slap your wife and children. That is cruel and brutal, people go to jail for that kind of behavior
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Good for this man. Hopefully once the husband catches wind of this story he sets his wife straight for not enforcing rules while she was doing the shopping.
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You realize that spanking a child because it won’t be quiet doesn’t work right? Do any of you have children? Because if you really thought this way and had children then you would already understand this.
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1:46 am
spanking a child is wrong? but a gay raping a child is suppose to be acceptable?
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These two things are related how!? No, really, how are these two things related. I really want to know why you think this.
And why do you apparently think I believe that the raping of a child is acceptable? Rape, no matter who the victim, is absolutely wrong. Once again though, you say a GAY raping a child…sigh…when will you learn that not all gay people molest children.
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1:51 am
Maybe not all gays are child molesters, but all child molesters are gay.
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Though it is sad how even though they make up only 2% of the population, they account for the majority of all indecent acts to our youth.
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Really, I would’ved figure it to be condoned sex and/or drugs. Show me where I can find these statistics please.
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No priests are the real threat they just can’t help them self’s when they see a altar boy.
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So then you’re telling me the female pedophiles who molest little boys are gay? Uh, I think that’s pretty hetero.
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No such thing
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Ok, Tyson, I think you just gave my side one point! lol
Do you really think that? Go google woman pedophile and see what you come up with, you idiot.
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Oh, Tyson, has nothing else to say?
Maybe it’s cuz I just proved him 100% wrong. X)
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Google doesn’t show anything to backup your claim
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wow – Tyson – the majority of pedophiles are not gay- they are mostly men abusing little girls. It does happen that some men abuse boys and some women abuse girls and boys, the latter being less common. But seriously – Kaycee Dougard’s abductor who got her pregnant twice was not homosexual.
what is wrong with the proponents of this website? What is wrong with the authors and contributors to the content of this website? It’s like a foreign planet – and I am a Christian.
Someone said this was from the Onion – I was hoping to find this website was just a satirical paraody of extremist fundamentalists bible belt culture – then I realized the comment was referring to the article – the 61 year old man slapping a baby in walmart was either an Onions story – made up for comedic purposes, or it is similar to one.
For a site whose article links include Obama being a NAZI and the authors being extremly terrified of chinese people – It makes me wish there were regulations on the internet.
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You can lie if you want, but everyone knows the truth. I don’t understand why you people keep acting petty and childish. I just proved you wrong and you can’t accept it.
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tyson and seriph0 ok so its here in england but famous examples of’straight’ female child abusers= myra hindley and rose west. tyson, if you google these two you will see seriph0 is right about female pedophiles. they do exist. and both were in relationships with men.
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@ Tyson Bowers,
Really ? Gays molest children. Try telling that to someone who was molested as a child by a woman who now has 6 children of her own. You’re an idiot.
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4:50 pm
Hmm.. What about all those catholic priests who molest children? They where so from the start so why would god let them preach his word when being such evil persons themselves?
No wonder the rest of the world thinks Americans are retarded.
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did you know, that the people you call good christians, in our country, are gay, child molesters, and that they are the PRIESTS in the church!!!!!!!!!!!!! you are fucked up.
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3:59 pm
Everyone, this is a joke site, and you still managed to knock the Catholic church around some. That’s not very “Christian” do you think? Sure there was a few priests that did wrong, however those were individual people, not organizations. And if a priest is gay, there’s nothing against homosexual orientation in the bible, simply homosexual acts. If you want anyone to believe you back your statements up, don’t fall for this site.
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12:48 pm
The cat was allergic, so we had to get rid of the kids.
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2:43 am
Yeah, what was that bitch doing outside of the kitchen? /sarcasm
Seriously, read the Bible, people. It’s not about endless lists of do’s and dont’s. That’s what we call “legalism” and it’s why Jesus mourned the fate of the Pharisees. He knew they weren’t saved because they had no love, despite their strict adherence to moral codes.
Use the Biblical example of co-submission in marriage (see Ephesians 5:22-28). Oh, I’m sorry, did I just suggest that you practice some real love, not just follow the corrupted dogma of most “churches” (especially the Catholic one)? After all, “He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love.” (1 John 4:8)
Why don’t y’all start practicing what you preach?
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Because unlike you, who apparently is a true Christian, they’re Xstians. They have no idea what the bible really says.
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If those who claim to be Christians would actually follow what the Bibke says and not just pick and chose what they wanted it to say there would be no debate. Way to many Americans claim to be Christians but make their own rules instead of following Gods law.
This guy who slapped the child may have been out of line with the child that was not his but the artice is great. I agree with the author. The bible does say that we as arents must teach our children to oby their parents and elders. It also says that it is ok to give the child a swat,,,,, not beat them,,, There again following Gods law from the Bile not making your own rules….
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7:50 am
Catholic church doesnt condone what these guys write about. Don’t let them fool you. They know nothing and just are out to wreak havoc, all in the name of satire.
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2:41 pm
Why do people keep saying this site is satire? Admittedly this may be true in some cases but there are also some seriously fucked up evil hate-filled bastards on this site (I’m looking at you Blogger Billings).
Do you believe Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, Ted Haggard and all those other hatemongers are being satirical?
People keep quoting Poe’s law (Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humour, it is impossible to create a parody of fundamentalism that someone won’t mistake for the real thing). The reason for this is that it is impossible to parody fundamentalist beliefs, they are already off the fucking scale.
So can people please stop saying this site is satirical unless you can offer proof, if you can’t I’m just gonna continue to assume that it is run by Christian extremists who believe Jesus’ message was “hate everyone and everything”.
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2:56 am
Ah yes, the 1950s, the Golden Age… comic books, “Leave It To Beaver,” teenage pregnancies at a historically unparallelled high… Wait, what?
You read that right. Even today, less kids are getting pregnant than they were in the 1950s. This is not talking about abortion, it doesn’t even factor into this statistic. Regardless of whether or not the pregnancy was terminated, there were MORE teen pregnancies in the 1950s than at any other time in history.
Do some research before you establish a “Golden Age.” Also, “Bringing back morality one kneecap at a time”? Geez, sounds like someone’s theology could do with a little less violence and a little more Jesus.
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9:23 am
Domestic violence was at an all time high, too, thanks to the stigma of divorce and the single working woman. The author obviously did not grow up during that time, or perhaps he was beaten and abused so badly that he’s rationalized EVERYTHING.
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6:23 am
This guy should get jail time you people are sick with your support for child abuse.
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9:14 am
Dear Author:
The “Golden Age” that you praise so much is forever gone…
As you’ve said yourself “fathers would go work hard at their jobs”…
Unfortunately, nowadays, most fathers completely forgot that part, sitting lazyly at their couchs (doing absolutely nothing all day long) while their wives are the main and sole providers for the whole household. Being that, I think that maybe SHE should be the one reminding him of what HE was supposed to be doing (according to your Golden Age) by “gently rebuking HIM with perhaps a reinforcing gentle Godly tap upon the cheek” – DON’T YOU THINK SO?
What you’ve fail to see is that this sick and arrogant old-man couldn’t even control himself in public, so how he expected a 2-year old child (that doesn’t even speak yet) to be in control of herself? Would he also spank a newborn if he was crying?
God’s will was NEVER violence, and that is why HE finished your so-long-gone Golden Age!!!
Just to finish: Your article was entitled “Older Gentleman Politely Slaps Stranger’s Crying Baby at Walmart”… If you have any decency left on you, you would change it to a more appropriate title such as: “Old Man Spanks Stranger’s Baby Girl at Walmart”. If it have the same context as your original title, why doesn’t it sound so nice now?
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All I can say is what the world is wrong with you people? The only person with any sense on this website is Seriph0. I can’t believe that a christian website would post such a skewed story. I’m sooo furious with this story that I can hardly see straight. I’ll go ahead and say right now, if anyone ever touches one of my children like this man did – I’d be the one getting arrested. Anyone that defends his actions is a moron. And why did the author go into a rampage about the 1950′s? It’s 2009. That was 49 years ago. I can’t believe there are men that feel a woman’s place is in the kitchen. I support my family because my husband is in college. I do it because I love him and my children and would do anything for them. The man that wrote this article is probably a divorced man with no children. Is this really who we want to be taking advice from??
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12:59 pm
THIS WEBSITE IS A SATIRE OF THE CHRISTIAN RIGHT WING NUTBALLS OUT THERE. That said, on the subject of pedophiles, here are the real statistics:
Sixty-seven percent of all victims of sexual assault reported to law enforcementagencies were juveniles (under the age of 18) 34% of all victims were under age 12.
One of every seven victims of sexual assault reported to law enforcement were under age 6.
8 out of 10 prisoners convicted of sexual assault had committed their crime against a victim under age 18.
Convicted rape and sexual assault offenders serving time in State prisons report that two-thirds of their victims were under the age of 18, and 58% of those–or nearly 4 in 10 imprisoned violent sex offenders–said their victims were aged 12 or younger.
Four data sets (the FBI’s UCR arrests, State felony court convictions, prison admissions, and the National Crime Victimization Survey) all point to a sex offender who is older than other violent offenders, generally in his early 30’s, and more likely to be white than other violent offenders.
On a given day in 1994 there were approximately 234,000 offenders convicted of rape or sexual assault under the care, custody or control of corrections agnecies: nearly 60% of these sex offenders are under conditional supervision in the community.
An estimated 24% of those serving time for rape and 19% of those serving time for sexual assault had been on probation or parole at the time of the offense for which they were in State prison in 1991. ( U.S. Department of Justice)
Sex offenders were about four times more likely than non-sex offenders to be arrested for another sex crime after their discharge from prison–5.3% of sex offenders vs 1.3% of non-sex offenders.
A 1994 National Institute of Health survey of 453 pedophiles, conducted by Dr. Gene Abel, showed these criminals were collectively responsible for the molestation of over 67,000 children. That’s an average of 148 children per individual pedophile.
An estimated 5.1% (1 of every 20 persons) will serve time in prison during their lifetime. (Criminal Offenders Statistics)
“62.5% of 108,580 persons released from prison in 1983 were re-asserted for a felony or serious misdemeanor within 3 years.”
(Bureau of Justice Standards.)
“2/3rds of Sex Offenders in State Prisons had victimized a Child.’ (Bureau of Justice Standards.)
“60% of 234,000 sexual offenders in 1994 convicted of rape or sexual assault were under conditional supervision in the community.”
“The median age of the victims of imprisoned sexual offenders was less than 13 years old.” (Bureau of Justice Standards.)
“4 in 10 inmates serving time in jail for intimate violence were on probation or parole at the time of the violent attack on the intimate (someone they knew)’ (Criminal Offenders Statistics)
80% of inmates serving time in State Prison for intimate violence had injured or killed their victim.” (Criminal Offenders Statistics)
“96% of female rape victims in 1991, younger than 12 years old, knew their attackers. 20% were victimized by their fathers or step-fathers.” (US Department of Justice)
Children younger than 18 were the victims in almost 20% of the violent crimes committed by State Prisoners. 50% were 12 years old or younger. (U.S. Department of Justice.)
25% of prisoners who victimized children had prior convictions for violent crimes. (U.S. Department of Justice.)
Between 1976 and 1994, almost 37,000 children were murdered. 66% were less than 1 years old and 58% of those from 1 to 4 years old were killed by beating with fists, or blunt objects or by kicking. (U.S. Department of Justice.) “Family Members or Acquaintances commit most of the Child Murders.” (Bureau of Criminal Justice Standards.)
1 in 5 violent offenders serving time in a State prison reported having victimized a child.
More than half the violent crimes committed against children involved victims age 12 or younger.
7 in 10 offenders with child victims reported that they were imprisoned for a rape or sexual assault.
Two-thirds of all prisoners convicted of rape or sexual assault had committed their crime against a child.
All but 3% of offenders who committed violent crimes against children were male.
Offenders who had victimized a child were on average 5 years older than the violent offenders who had committed their crimes against adults.
Nearly 25% of child victimizers were age 40 or older, but about 10% of the inmates with adult victims fell in that age range.
While nearly 70% of those serving time for violent crimes against children were white, whites accounted for 40% of those imprisoned for violent crimes against adults.
Inmates who victimized children were less likely than other inmates to have a prior criminal record–nearly a third of child-victimizers had never been arrested prior to the current offense, compared to less than 20% of those who victimized adults.
Violent child-victimizers were substantially more likely than those with adult victims to have been physically or sexually abused when they were children, though the majority of violent offenders, regardless of victim age, did not have a history of such abuse.
About 14% of child victimizers carried a weapon during the violent crime, compared to nearly half of those who victimized adults.
About 10% of violent offenders with child victims received life or death sentences and the average prison term was 11 years, somewhat shorter average sentences than received by those with adult victims.
3 in 10 child victimizers reported that they had committed their crimes against multiple victims; they were more likely than those who victimized adults to have had multiple victims.
3 in 4 child victims of violence were female.
For the vast majority of child victimizers in State prison, the victim was someone they knew before the crime.
A third had committed their crime against their own child, about half had a relationship with the victim as a friend, acquaintance, or relative other than offspring. About 1 in 7 reported the victim to have been a stranger to them.
Three-quarters of the violent victimizations of children took place in either the victim’s home or the offender’s home.
4 in 10 child victims of violence suffered either a forcible rape or another injury
Statistics
The Statistics of Teacher sexual abuse to Students
The best estimate is that 15% of students will be sexually abused by a member of the school staff during their school career.
Though, when the American Association of University Women Foundation surveyed more than 1,600 students in eighth through 11th grade, 25 percent of the girls and 10 percent of the boys who said they had been harassed or abused said the harasser was a school employee.
The number of K-12 public and private school students in 1996 who have been or will be sexually abused by a member of the school staff is nearly 7 million of 51,331,000.
Between 1% and 5% of teachers sexually abuse or harass students.
At least a quarter of all school districts in the United States have dealt with a case of staff sexual abuse in the past ten years.
Most cases of sexual abuse of students by teachers are never reported.
In nearly half of the cases, suspects were accused of abusing more than one student.
Only two cases were cases of false accusations; less than 1 percent of the cases studied.
No type of school was immune to abuse: public or private, religious or secular, rich or poor, urban or rural.
Responses to Allegations of Sexual Abuse of Students by Staff
38.7% of the teachers resigned, left the district, or retired
17.5% were spoken to informally
15% were terminated or not re-hired
11.3% received a formal verbal or written reprimand
8.1% were suspended and then resumed teaching
7.5% were cases where the superintendent determined that the teacher hadn’t meant to sexually abuse
Of the nearly 54% of abusers who resigned, weren’t rehired, retired, or were terminated, superintendents reported that 16% were teaching in other schools and that they didn’t know what had happened to the other 84%. All but 1% of these teachers retained their teaching license.
Teacher Student Sex Legalities
In 20 states, it is not a crime for school employees—including teachers, administrators, and coaches—to have sex with students aged 16 and over.
In 23 states, it is not a crime for school employees to have sex with students aged 17 and over.
In 45 states, it is not a crime for school employees to have sex with students aged 18 and over.
In 16 states, it is a crime for adults in a position of trust and authority—teachers, administrators, and coaches among them—to have sex with students under the age of 18.
Child Pornography and the Internet
It is estimated that 500 million people worldwide will be connected to the Internet by 2003.
There are an estimated 100,000 Web sites involved in some way with child pornography.
The U.S. Customs Cyber Smuggling Center in Fairfax, Virginia, has reviewed more than 10,000 tips since January 2000.
A 1999 U.S. Customs case revealed a child pornography Web site that in its first three months recorded nearly 150,000 hits and the download of 3.2 million images.
Since 1992, the U.S. Customs Service has arrested more than 1,000 people on charges related to child pornography. Customs has never lost a case that has gone to the judicial process — defendants have either pleaded guilty or have been convicted.
Almost 24 million children ages 10 to 17 were online regularly in 1999.
A survey conducted in 2000 of 1,501 U.S. children ages 10 to 17 showed that about 1 in 4 had had unwanted exposure to an image of naked people or people having sex in the previous year.
Roughly 1 in 5 children had received a sexual solicitation or approach.
One in 33 children had received an aggressive solicitation, meaning that someone asked them to meet somewhere, or called on the phone, or sent them a regular e-mail, money or gifts.
Less than 10 percent of sexual solicitations and only 3 percent of unwanted exposure episodes were ever reported to authorities, including law enforcement agencies or Internet providers.
Arrests for possessing and distributing child pornography have been climbing steadily, in part because federal agencies are devoting more resources to the issue.
In fiscal year 1992, U.S. Customs recorded 57 arrests for possession of child pornography transported across borders, 48 indictments and 69 convictions.
By 2000, those numbers had grown to 320 arrests, 299 indictments and 324 convictions.
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11:08 am
You guys just do this for attention,
This is a joke website nothing more, i would take an ounce of it seriously.
BUT: If someone so much as raised their hand at one of my children (NO MATTER WHAT REASON) I would beat the living fuck outta him, and spit on the mix of shattered bone, brain matter and blood where his head used to be.
I am the word of the lord, give me heed!
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11:10 am
oh Seriph0 the Statistics on this site are unequivical!
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12:13 pm
Roger Stephens is my hero!!!!!!! How many times do I wish I could do this to women in the super market!
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Mr.Billings I’m proud to present you with.. the International Fucktard Award! You may now go kill yourself! May I suggest you make it slow and painful?
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7:38 pm
‘S’cuse me, Mr.Billings? You want to do WHAT to women in stores? You want to slap them in the face 4 or 5 times like your hero slapped a baby? What?! I suspect you don’t have much luck in the dating pool. I’m sure any self-respecting fish will swim away in abject horror!
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Why would you slap random women for no reason?? You don’t do that to your own wi– oh yeah, no woman wants a boy with a tantrum, especially not one who will have to be coddled and fussed over. Yeah, last time I checked, that is what raising a child is. Please grow up, Billings. If you ever tried to attempt that one any woman or me, you would find your arm quickly shattered.
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12:49 pm
First of all i am appalled by this “Christian” website which is condoning this mans actions. I am a Christian man and put my faith in the Savior the Lord Jesus Christ I believe in family values and believe the man is biblicaly the head of the household but does not give the man a right to abuse his wife or children to uphold family values the bible states that the man is the head of the household and the wife must honor the husband and the husband love the wife like Christ loves the church but no were does the bible say to abuse your family or anyone else’s. No place in this report does it say why the child is crying were I believe in spare the rod spoil the child i don’t think that God meant hitting the child 4 or 5 times and definitely a child that is not even yours. I believe the owner of this website needs to look back on history when Madalyn M O’hare voiced her opinion and stomped her feet till she got what she wanted because she didnt want God in School or society and had prayer and biblical principals taken out of schools and since then the society has gone down hill the meaning behind separation of church and state simply means that the state cannot tell the church how to worship it does not mean taking God out of our society. When you take God out of everything you have satanic actions and that is how the society has gotten so bad! In closing I believe the owner of this website needs to read up on his biblical principals they also need to watch what they are condoning. Condoning the actions of this man under any circumstance is wrong and also I am not the judge of what they say but I believe as a Christian man it is my duty to inform those who are not aware of what the bible really says the spare the rod spoil the child scripture is in Proverbs chapter 13.
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Jesus was a protector of little children and we should be as well.
We should not be crucifying Roger Stephens; we should strive to be like him.
Beating a child is not an act of hatred. God says that it is an act of love.
Prov 23:13: “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.” 14: “Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.”
The mother’s lack of godly parenting shows that she is obviously Methodist or a Jew. The Bible teaches that children are naturally selfish, hateful and cruel. If she loved her child in God’s way then she would not have to rely on the kindness of strangers to discipline her child.
Proverbs 29:15 “The rod of correction imparts wisdom, but a child left to himself disgraces his mother.”
The idea that beating is in itself harmful is a false teaching from Satan himself that will eventually destroy the inner discipline of so many people that it will cause a breakdown of the social fabric that holds our culture together. We see it happening today as we watch. Christians find themselves forced to choose between obeying the law of the land or the law of God. However, God’s word is always true. Raise your children according the Bible and God’s will. Listen to what God says:
Prov 22:15: “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.”
Children who are not disciplined grow up rebellious, have no respect for authority, and as a result find it difficult to willingly obey and follow God. This is even true of many homeschooled children.
Do you really love your children? Then show it by correcting them when they disobey. Correct them by beating them. Show them how much you love them.
Hebrews 12:11 “No discipline seems pleasant at the time, but painful. Later on, however, it produces a harvest of righteousness and peace for those who have been trained by it.”
A good Christian beating makes a child more ready to accept salvation and prevents him from becoming homosexual.
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Can you imagine if every person that was at Walmart at the moment that that little child was crying, decide to act with the same “kindness” that this sick-old guy did, and started to slap her face (just “4 or 5 polit slaps”)?
Accordingly to you “Children who are not disciplined grow up rebellious, and have no respect for authority”. This child was not his to be disciplined! He probably never had a child of himself and that is why he knows nothing about education and discipline of a young child – especially a 2 year old child!!!
God teaches us love, humanity, respect… (God is not a punisher, someone that sits with a whip in his hands waiting for our first mistake to have us beaten up – that is devil, not GOD!) If you start acting above the law, because you believe that “this is how it is in the scriptures”, then Religion looses its place to become Fanaticism.
…Maybe this Mr. Stephens wasn’t disciplined in what you think is the “correct way” when HE was a child… I hope that this sick Mr. Stephens will be disciplined by someone of his own size when he is in jail!!!
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As you so rightly say: “God teaches us love, humanity, respect…” and it would not require “every person that was at Walmart to slap the child” if the parent respected other shoppers by not imposing their disrespectful child on others.
The Bible teaches that you show hatred toward children by not correcting them. Proverbs 13:24 – “He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.” To withhold the rod of correction is to demonstrate hatred for your child. You are saying, “Go on; head for ruin and destruction; I don’t care.” At an early age she is teaching her child that it’s OK not to respect others.
You are either preparing your child to receive Jesus as Saviour or you are placing hindrances between him and God. Yes, salvation is still a personal experience. You cannot save your child by correcting him. He can still reject God’s offer. But your beating (consistent correction over a period of years) has the ability to make him more open to the gospel. Just as the lack of discipline makes it harder for him to trust in the Lord and submit to Him.
You confuse God and the devil. God punishes bad – the devil rejoices in it. You also seem to put the man-made law of the land above the law of God. Mr. Stephens will not be the first or last man to be put in jail for following the word of God. The country has turned it’s back on God to the point where we can no longer even stone adulterous woman to death, let alone beat-up screaming children in shops. I despair!
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ya know i dont have much to say aside from this .
If Parents where not so god damn glued to a cellphone and trust me i see too many with a bluetooth dangling out the ears texting etc to know noone is innocent so shut the f up and say ya dont . ya do and thats bad . these parenst need to get off the damn phone and smack ya kids around when they get out of line. its no wonder we have a messed up society where kids run all over thier parents and stuff. if you cant be bopthered to disapline ya kid in public or private ya have no rights to have kids and should be sterilized from creating anymore and ya kids taken away. end of story
smacking ya own kid is not a crime the hell with what society says . its all touchy feely these days. personally i think if a parent has a child get out of line in public they should be arrested ojn the spot for they are rsponsible for thier kids actions till they are 18 so that means if ya kid gets caught smoking pot ya in jail for them and see if ya stupid unruly kid can keep ya house for while ya paying for ya kids mistakes causwe ya didnt have the balls to correct ya kid when they were making what should be a great day for someion into a lousy experiance
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YOU (THE AUTHOR) ARE A NUT JOB! NO DARK THINGS? They were there, just men kept them behind closed doors. Many took the Godly role of husband and father and used it to their own sick desires. Women had to get out and support the family because the “leader of the home” was a drunk abuser. Now, there were many who did it the right way. THere are still many now that do. But the majority of women have to be sinlge parents. God took a rib from ADAM’S SIDE, not his foot or anywhere else. His side. For the wife to be his partner, his equal. God made men and women to be partners, with each having gifts to complement the other. Two halves of a WHOLE
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7:13 pm
“At times one’s wife may need a reminder when she talks back. “No,” a responsible father and husband will say, while gently rebuking her with perhaps a reinforcing gentle Godly tap upon the cheek”
Any “tap”, not matter how light, if it is meant to discipline, is wrong, ESPECIALLY when you’re doing it to a grown person. It’s bad enough to hit your children, but thinking that you have authority over another grown human being is wrong.
“Discipline, respect and love: these are the cardinal virtues of paramount importance for every nuclear family.”
This man was not a member of that family, nor did he display respect or love for them, therefore he had no right to display discipline.
“while their wives would tend to her natural duties of preparing her husband’s kids for school and keeping his home in order during his absence.”
“Her husband’s” kids? Um, they’re more the mother’s kids than the father’s, considering how it’s the mother who carries them for nine months, endures childbirth, then breastfeeds.
“Divorce was unheard of and neighborhoods were not plagued with dark elements.”
Dark elements? Are you referring to black people, you racist shit?
“He took the responsibility of the father and slapped some discipline into an unruly kid.”
But he WASN’T the father!
“let their wives run off living a feminists dream of galloping whoredom.”
Feminism is about being treated equally, not becoming whores. I’m a feminist, and I’m not at all interested in becoming a whore (or even having sex at all).
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I’d say that refusing to get married and have kids makes one a whore for Satan.
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“I’d say that refusing to get married and have kids makes one a whore for Satan.”
Hey Adam, how would you like to be dead?
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2:20 am
Umm.. refusing to get married and have kids. Now that seems like something a nun is supposed to do.. >.>
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Hey, I wanted to be a nun a few years ago. SO I am Satan’s whore because I felt that God was calling me to a different path? I found that a cloistered life wasn’t for me. I do plan on being married, but I do not wish to have children. I plan on having children through adoption and foster care instead. Are you telling me that God disapproves of my choice? That’s funny since the Bible has many adoptions, one of the most prominant being that of Moses’ adoption. The Bible does not state that woman deciding to not have is going to hell. In fact, there is NOTHING in the Bible stating that. You are asserting an opinion, silly and even almost funny (you are just a mere human, Adam Nelson), but definitely useless. Not sure why you give an opinion when you already write and troll for the Onion anyway…. How much do they pay you? I’d like some of that salary too.
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11:23 am
Strange men should not go around slapping children they dont know!
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11:47 am
For once, you’re talking some sense, Janice.
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1:45 pm
and what do you think of them slapping there own?
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6:02 pm
Any parent who thinks it’s alright to slap their child is sick in the head. Slapping is a form of physical abuse. If a parent truly loves their child, they will not cause the child pain. I don’t hit my cats when they misbehave, therefore nobody should hit their children when they misbehave.
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11:53 am
“Women need to remember their reason and place in this world.”
If I ever see that you have said that again, I will hunt you down and hang you from your balls. Tyson Bowers III. I promise this to you. If you want to try and justify yourself on this, go for it. But you have been warned. Now, to actually get onto the article at hand. It is totally wrong for that have man to have even thought about touching someone elses child. It is also wrong for saying those things about women. I like the way TAMERA put it earlier. God took the rib from adams side. HIS SIDE. Woman is his second creation, which means that he took what was flawed in the first creation and made the second better. You know, new and improved.
Dumbass.
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9:25 am
Defiant, I like how you think. <3
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11:53 am
I Love that’s there’s a banner ad for something called “Problem Child: No Screaming, No Arguing, Just Respect” on this page! LMAO!!!!!!!
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3:20 pm
LMAO….I think you’ve been smoking way to many drugs. This article is pathetic, like its author
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6:05 pm
You know what really gets me about this article: The title.
“Politely Slaps”
You can’t “politely” slap someone. That’s an oxymoron.
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6:52 pm
This message is for Stephenson, Abe, Dan, and True Christian.
You know what? I think that Claire, Seriph0, Temper and Myself are the only ones on this site that are smart enough to get our point across without sounding gay. So go eat a fat dick and get over yourself.
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12:01 pm
I have a two year old daughter, I do not spank her, or slap her, I do not resort to any violence when it comes to my child. I have other means of discipline that work quite well, and my daughter is extremely well behaved, has excellent manners, and is very respectful. I get compliments on her behavior everywhere I go. I do not hit her, and I never would. Parenting is about love, understanding, support, and consistency, with those intact discipline never has to come to blows. If you have to resort to abuse, then you are the problem, not the child. Hitting is lazy and disgusting, and if anyone ever put their hands on my child in such a manner, I think I would be able to control myself, but I would make damn sure they rot in jail! And I am soooo happy this old man is doing just that! Do you know what happens to child abusers in jail, I have a friend that is a prison guard, so I do, and that makes me feel alot better about all of this, he WILL get whats coming to him, no doubt!
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6:54 pm
666 “I love this site because its a whole site dedicated to being racist, sexist, homophobic, closed-minded, sheep. All in the name of YOUR lord. When people ask me what’s wrong with the word, I will tell them to come here.
And please respond to this comment, as I find you all amusing. btw, what is your opinion on the Coo clucks, ****suckers? No insult meant to people who suck ****.” 666
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2:46 pm
lol. This site makes me sick. I hope someone puts the author and the man who hit the infant in their places.
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8:56 pm
you guys go off topic alot -_-
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9:18 pm
OH WOW!!! There are people who take this website seriously! Holy fucking shit! This site is completely satirical of Radical Christian Conservatives, and those being made fun of are making even more people laugh at them with their naivety! This is fucking hilarious.
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9:11 am
Whether this is satire or not, to use a website with the name of christwire tends to make those of us who see themselves as Christian, or at least religious, get really tense.
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9:34 am
blame your fundamentalist brothers
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9:59 am
Anonymous, most people know it is a satirical website. However, there are people reading this and BELIEVING it. It WILL inspire those fundamentalists (they aren’t Christians, just power-hungry scum) to become violent. One day, I was on my way to class on univerity’s campus, and one of those fundamentalists tried to attack me for NO REASON. I was riding a mountain bike and the guy tried to gouge out my eyes and tell me to ride a “feminine” bicycle. There is no such thing as a “feminine” bicycle.
Now I understand sarcasm and even being satirical like Colbert. However, people will STATE (even Colbert) that it is ALL satirical. THIS website has no disclaimer stating, “If you don’t like the funny shit we write, gtfo!” Instead, they write about slapping a soft-headed child (skulls do not fuse fully until the age of 8, which means that man could cause that child a hematoma, KILLING that child) and how it’s okay for perfect strangers to hit each other, especially children. Sometimes, this site is funny. LIke that funny post about girls butts slamming into guys face. I died of laughter. I am not laughing at someone saying, “Politely slapping” (there is no such thing)is okay. Now I read that article. It says that guy hit the kid 4-5 times. There was no “slap” but SLAPS! This site has stopped being funny since it is now sticking to its stories about abuse towards children.
THere is no naivete amongst people trying to protect children. Trying to elevate yourself up by stating what everyone else is in your mind, just makes like the rest of the sheep. Baa baa. Get over it. People will protect others and children if there is a possible danger. I am seriously considering reporting these people to the authorities, if it comes to it.
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4:28 pm
Corporal punishment, especially against an infant is sinful and against God. My mother was punished regularly that way and now she’s 58 and she’s still messed up. She never recovered, because her grandfather and father kept on hammering her, and everytime she thinks i screwed up she keeps telling me “You’re lucky I don’t beat your sorry ass” It’s against God and man. A polite slap against an adult, perhaps, if the guy was a dick, perhaps, but against a child, an INFANT of all people? I hereby curse this website and the person who slapped the boy…..hope you see God doesn’t approve of such shit.
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4:18 pm
dear redneck incestious sister-loving christian white supremacy hate group
if that stupid old fart hit MY kid, i would have shined my shoe in his ass! where does he get off? who made him god? i think they should put him in prison with a 300 pound gay black man named bubba so he can learn about the “penal” system first-hand!
remember… Satan loves you
sincerly, estaban
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you sir are an idiot. Women have broken out of the kitchen and into the real world. We do it all and. And can be very good christians. Wifes were the mans backbone just like they are today dey just didn’t get props for it even though they should have. And let me tell u another thing if somebody anybody I don’t care who it is, would tell me dat dey gone hit my child, well u might as well call da cops now cuz I’m gonna shut dis motha down.
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10:05 am
Actually, what these guys fail to realize is that women have long been outside of the kitchen. Men have been chefs for ages (Mayans and many other cultures, had men as the cooks) and that women worked the fields in almost all cultures. There are also places around the world where women were the ones in power and men servants of those women (check out the Tobriands).
And I hope you get that chance to smack one of these guys too. I would love to do that as well.
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12:31 am
You People need to wake the FUCK UP and realize that your ways of thinking are still in the dark ages. I realize I curse and swear but what you people publish is by far and wide more obscene.
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6:43 pm
As a gamer, the “one kneecap at a time” thing is kind of funny. Terrible, but funny. Child abuse is illegal. It is cruel, it is NOT Christian (your own bible preaches love, and yet you have committed at least, 750 acts of hate) and our nation was founded by both Christians and non-Christians. Blaming the modern media? Nice try, but the internet, what you use to spread your word of shit, is modern, it’s media.
http://urbanprankster.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/clipboard02.jpg
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12:49 am
All I know is I can’t wait to run off and live a feminists dream of galloping whoredom. After reading this phrase I feel such a great sense of focus. Thank you crazy dude who thinks his craziness is God’s work.
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6:43 pm
I read this article that was published by a complete idiot with beliefs that are totally ass backwards. you do not let crazy people hit or touch or speak that way to you or your children, obviously the moron that condones this act should not spawn children of his own do to the fact he is nothing but a abuser of women and children and should be locked in prison with this other idiot. calling this freak a hero is a complete disgrace to the true meaning of heroism. the bible states that man should obey the laws of the land. obviously you as the publisher of this stupid idea of a story and idiot for a hero condone domestic violence and child abuse, you should be ashamed to call this idiotic idea Christianity.
Little note to parents: any man/women that you do not know threatens you and your children and follows through with it by hitting your child you defend your child with all you power that you have no matter what the consequences may be.
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9:13 am
i hate crying kids… i hate them, especially in the summer, why dont parents teach their kids to play in silence or normal tone?? why all the SCREAMING ISNECCESARY TO HAVE FUN???? for gods sake, but if someone slapped my kid i would fuck him up put his ass in the hospital, but stil…. young parents and their fucking kids… its really annoying
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7:13 pm
this man should be locked into an institution for the mentally deranged. that is all i can say about this. this website is the biggest fucking shit hole that ever was found on the internet. porn is more moral than this crap.
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10:15 pm
Is this a comedy website?
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11:20 pm
best believe if any motherfucker lays a hand on me he would be out cold
and im not just talking out of my ass… i legit know how to knock someone out with about three hits
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2:01 pm
If you don’t hit your children when they act up, you’re a pussy.
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9:39 pm
“You see, there was once a Golden Age for the American nuclear family. The bonds of unity so proud and strong, that no one dared whisper a cross word or feign disobedience to familial structure.”
AHAHAHAHAHA. Hilarious in light of modern revelations concerning the amount of hidden domestic violence and child abuse that went on in the 40s and 50s.
But hey, as a dude said in another comment section on this site, I suppose I am in favor of more beatings for Christians as you people irritate the fuck out of me… so keep that up.
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Just putting this out there… If ANY MAN were to slap my baby because he thought it was his God given right to use his “head of the household” power to bring the peace back, he would have to deal with a very angry mother who has the natural born instinct to protect her offspring, and let’s be real, we all know who would win that battle. No wrath be greater than a mother’s.
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10:49 pm
You have all forgotten.
Violence begets violence and……
Tyson Bowers, Stephenson, Abe, Dan, and True Christian and Adam Nelson all think about doing men while masturbating and at least two of them have had sex with a trucker named Earl.
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10:54 am
arguing faith and values on a comedic site makes you look a retard.
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1:19 am
SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
LETS SLAP THE AUTHOR
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3:34 pm
Keep the pimpin’ hand in fine shape. Let any woman who crosses you feel its wrath. Young or old. LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH!!!!
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3:22 pm
This site is a riot. I can’t believe people get on here and try to defend it. It’s so obviously making fun of Christianity, and the Christians that come here are so brainwashed they don’t even KNOW.
As an ex-Christian, this is my new favorite site. Hands down.
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4:09 am
If a stranger hit my child i would not wait for the police to get there i would give them a taste of there own medicine what the hell is wrong with the person who wrote this? Would you like me to come over and spank your children?
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1:08 pm
Your right. This article solved the complexities of autism spectrum disorder. If only their parents tried harder, prayed more, etc. I personally blame the jews for creating vaccines.
Just kidding. Free speech is important. But I remember the days when Pride was considered one of the seven deadly sins. The author of this is arguing with everyone here. Were all children of God. We all have God inside of us 4 out of 5 of us dont agree with you. Are you saying God is wrong steven?
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4:41 am
Oh dear god, I dont know who posted this crap. I understand a father smacking a child, but for being 2 years old and on the face..If that was my child and someone came up there and slapped my kid on the face that guy would not have a arm, and possibly be in a coma. Another person saw him do that and held him down. Thank god someone had some decency to stop this man. The beginning of a serial killer is what that is. Slapping the kid 5 or 6 time, might cause brain damage being that young. I dont care if it was a 90 year old slapping my kid I would tackle him. Im guessing the person that posted this is catholic, because they are alot more into the beating your children to a pulp. Im Lutheran and I’ve seen my fare share of beatings but hey I’m a proud soldier in the Army fighting in Afghanistan right now. See what i grew up to be. I know im going to get alot of comments says screw me but hey i don’t care. The person that wrote this deserves to be slapped, punched or knocked out.
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