Scientists Use Magic To Levitate Mice
This is why scientists are a cursed people. When I heard that there were NASA scientists using magic in secret laboratories, I did not want to believe it. Sure, I could understand some vishnu Indian NASA or Chinese commie NASA doing pagan stuff like this, but not American!
I wish I were a cosmic angel right now because I would grab the biggest asteroid and throw it at Earth! Destroy it all! How dare these scientists curse these poor mice with their devil tricks!
On scientific website livescience.com, the heathens have the audacity to brag about how they have used magic to cause a mouse to levitate. What’s worse is that they chose to put their spell on a baby mouse, that was only three weeks old.
The Path of Sin
Scientists have now levitated mice using what they call “magnetic fields”. In elementary school, we had plenty of magnets. I don’t remember none of them levitating me or my friends no matter what we did, so I aren’t falling for this one. “Magnetic fields” is codespeak for “hell on Earth”, or enchanted, secret segments of their laboratories where they have invited Satan’s scientific demons in to help.
Donning their white ritual robes, insider reports tell that “the NASA-affiliated scientists start to use chants filled with strange words as they gathered around a cauldron. A young scientific intern priest was ordered to bring in the laboratory rat specimen #35″.
Still saying a flurrly mish-mash babble words, like the black tribals or angered Indian cab driver, the scientists gingerly placed the mouse in a cauldron. We have exlusive photographic documentation: Warning: The following media contains a live picture of a magic procedure, conducted in secret. Please first pray, then have women/children immediately leave the room before viewing this item and then pray once more.
A three-week old mouse, who weighs only 10 grams, is forced into a cauldron by NASA scientists. In (a), the mouse is placed upon a ritual levitating plate and in (b), without. In (a), Satanic forces caused the poor creature to levitate against its will and divine natural plan for its wingless body.
Imagine the horror of this baby mouse, stripped away from its loving mother and then hurled onto the cold, emotionless machines of a science lab. Its poor little heart raced in fear as its reality became one of torture and subjugation.
Disoriented with Demonry
Researcher journals reveal that the first young mouse they levitated, our three-week friend –lets call him Bucky — nearly had a heart-attack. As we speculated, young Bucky was terrified and his little quivering mouth cried out in horror. His mother was nowhere in sight and these scientists exploited his infant body, which probably made Obama squeel with delight when he read progress reports.
One delighted CHINESE scientist relished in how they tortured the mouse with levitation, as he warmly reminisced, “‘It(Bucky) actually kicked around and started to spin, and without friction, it could spin faster and faster, and we think that made it even more disoriented!’ Haha!” Why am I not surprised to find this researcher’s name is Yuanming Liu, a physicist at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, California.
At least some of the American scientists on the team had half a heart, as they mildly sedated to next baby mouse they levitated, so it would not spin itself to the point of sickness.
As the procedures carried on, the mice started to try to free themselves. Something in their brains allowed them to no that levitating upon the air is not moral or right. They tried to fight off the forces of Satan but the scientists were having none of that.
A physicist named Da-Ming Zhu (surprise, surprise) was called in to build a torture cage to keep the mice from escaping during the ritual torture ceremony. The design featured an open top, so the mice could get air, food, water and be videotapped as demons helped the scientists use secret physics and dark magic that mankind has no business tampering with.
Results and Application
It’s pretty clear what’s going on here. Scientists are building up to making man be able to levitate. Sure, there are already guys like David Blaine and David Copperfield who claim they can disappear our holy Statue of Liberty and make themselves float to New York.
We have revealed how both of those men are veil liars and really can’t do those things. These scientists, however, are the real deal. Egypt’s scientists of old used to make rivers turn into blood and plague locusts appear out of thin air; you see that God drowned Egypt’s army in the Red Sea as punishment and to this very day, their little country is still suffering 3rd world status while proper nations prosper.
Make no mistake that levitation is not right or moral. It is anti-nature. If God meant for mice or man to fly, he would have given us wings now wouldn’t he? And before you say, ‘well we have planes’ that is not the point. Airplanes use basic properties of physics and when God helped the Wright Brothers build the first one in America, it was done all for his glory. It is no coincidence the Wright Brothers were children of a priest.
Friends, scientists are trying to learn how to levitate so they can make a man walk on water. That is the bottom line here. I would ask the question of who is funding this, but I think we all already know the answer: Barack Obama.
Obama wants to be the first man to walk on water, so he claim, you’ve guessed it, he is the new Black holy savior. I know there was much speculation into his dark past, and sure, he may not really be the Beast of our Bibles and Left Behind Series, but he sure seems to think he’s the next big savior of everything.
Let us pray that all of these scientific labs burn to the ground and all the mice can safely flee. Levitation is of the devil and it is not a part of our natural body plan. If angels need wings to fly, man has no business thinking is is moral for himself to float the heavenly winds without.
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Author: Abe
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10:54 am
Wow, Abe. I’m quite surprised you didn’t blow your oat bran all over your trailor like you’re famous for doing.
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6:42 pm
who are you fake me why are you posting things so dumb>
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6:48 pm
“who are you fake me why are you posting things so dumb>”
I don’t know, Yoda.
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2:25 am
was that suppose to be mean? i am worry for your head girl. i am suspect that you’re going in a little oat brain in the head yourself!
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4:17 am
This made me lol. Please keep up this ridiculous trail of filth.
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10:58 am
Abe does kinda remind me of Wilfred Brimley.
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11:26 am
You really are pitiful, as is this entire website from what I’ve seen so far.
That’s not “magic” they’re using in those experiments, it’s magnetism. Magic doesn’t exist, and scientists don’t believe in it or practice it (unlike conservative Christians like your distinguished self).
You just don’t seem to be very bright, and I don’t think unbright people should be doing news reporting for a living – no offense.
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6:40 pm
James, thanks for showing us your true commie colors and shallowness of your soul. It’s sad you children today have no appreciate and love of your Lord.
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3:54 pm
You don’t understand. Magentism is the work of Satan. Don’t fall for all that science mumbo jumbo.
Black magic made baby mice float. It’s an abominination.
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12:16 pm
A fucking Cauldron? Are you fucking joking? How many pigs did you fuck lately Abe? Cause it’s gotta be alot for you to be this fucking out of it.
1) The guy above me? He is totally right. It was magnetism they were testing with. They were no spells, no arcane rituals. Just normal magnetism. And hoe do you know so much sbout “black magic” anyways? Your farts are the only arcane spelss I can think of.
2)Obama has not claimed that he is the Black Messiah. Never have I heard such bullshit out of the deepest corner of one’s ass. You must have really long arms. I don’t like Obama either. But I still don’t tell everyone lies about the man. I live with it. I deal with it. Cause I’m old enough to wipe my own ass.
3)I would like it very much if you would earn yourself a darwin award. It would benefit the entire world. So what you need to do is go take a flying leap off of a cliff, play chicken with a brick wall, or have a wolverine give you head. Take your ability to reproduce, save the world.
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6:49 pm
why do you use such offensive language? and levatating was a big thing with magicens and all that, and the Bible clearly states that this type of trickery is connected with the devil as Preachers has been saying for hundreds of years.
In Deuteronomy it says: Let no one be found among you…who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, engages in witchcraft, or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. Anyone who does these things is detestable to the Lord.
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8:37 pm
@JaniceFun: He’s probably using offended language because he’s offended.
Once again, if you think it was magic you were clearly wrong. You can levitate things with magnets quite easily, and it isn’t magic at all: it’s science, pure and simple.
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9:27 am
offensive i meant bad and wrong. not right for speaking around family and kids.
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12:28 pm
Looks like Marvel already tried the Wolverine thing, defiant.
http://christwire.org/2009/03/marvel-now-promotes-gay-agenda-with-wolverine-toy/
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12:36 pm
Well I kinda wanted it to bite off his manhood.
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3:45 pm
You abe are possibly the most retarded perso on the face of this planet. If I ever met you I would kill you on the spot an think the 20 years in prison would be well worth it if there was one less scumbag like you.
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6:56 pm
that very nice making threats like that on the internet where noboys knows you. i tell all mothers i met this watch your kids internet because of kids like you with there language. i hope you mom discovers your browser history!
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9:36 pm
Your one of those controlling bitches that should be arrested for stalking as should most of the parents of the christian fate that think they know everything.
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9:26 am
I have raised three great boys so I think I know what im talking about. I know from experience and what do you have. You ever been a parent?
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5:43 pm
well I’ve been a kid for… 15 years so I know what a good parents like, they aren’t control freaks but they notice if you come in smelling of booze or something. And they, as a general rule, aren’t a weird breed of hardcore Christians without a clue about the world but agree that everything has to be either magic or conspiracy theories as everyone from the gay people to Japan and china plot world domination. It’s really the sort of thing that would pop out of the imagination of a 4 year old, this website needs… well, really it needs to be taken off the internet, it’s a complete joke, and if there is a God then he would be ashamed of any sites like this.
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6:42 pm
This is a frightening look into your world, my son. You’re already boozing it up with the local floozies? Where are your parents? I would lock you in the basement if you were my child and feed you only unsugared cereals.
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3:55 pm
No, but I’ve had sex with parents, and I know witchcraft when I see it.
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10:26 am
You wouldn’t exactly classify as a good parent, Billings.
Besides, no woman on Earth would ever want you to be their children’s father. I can tell you that right now.
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5:37 pm
Not a fan of electromagnetism, Abe? I mean really, it’s all basic physics. The magnets interact with the natural static-electrical flow that courses through the body of every living thing. The reason you’ve never levitated a friend in science class is because your magnets didn’t have thousands-upon-thousands of volts running through them to boost their magnetic power.
Get a clue, Abe. You’re too old to be talking about science. Go back to your rituals and magic spells.
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6:41 pm
Thats so sad the poor little guy! And magnets? Isnt that bad for the brian or something? Well no surprise under Obama this is where all our tax dollars go when most of America is out of work. Flying mice, thats just stupid.
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7:08 pm
Magnets have no negative bearing on neuron activity at all. I did a quick search and found reports saying it actually did good for the brain.
Linky:
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19426053.300
You might need to look further into this.
Although I don’t really think using mice for this research is the most ethical thing in the world, they aren’t harmed in any manner that a quick petting and a bit of food can’t handle. This kind of research shows great promise, however. If tax dollars are going into a science program such as this, then bring on clean air travel and hoverboards.
You say humans were never meant to fly and that we’ll be cut down to size by your God for even trying? Then why did your God give us the intelligence to develop such things? Surely if He meant for us to be destined for greatness, then He’d applaud such a breakthrough?
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9:23 am
Magnets magnets magnet!!! What is all this nonsense??? And i dont want to click on your links probably some kid porn site. And I know what I have heard. Magnets and cell phones and power lines make you crazy. And those poor mice! I agree.
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3:57 pm
Learning, knowledge, and empirical data are all the work of the devil. We must not let up in our hatred toward those things.
Science is the same thing as kiddie porn anyway. It does not please Jesus.
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8:12 pm
After reading this bullshit, I think someone needs to bash your head into a brick wall, or just shoot you and get it over with. Magic? seriously? WTF does Obama have to do with any of this? And on a second note, PLEASE DON”T EVER HAVE KIDS! People like you will end up screwing America over one day. I have never seen or heard of this level of pure mental retardation in my life. Not even on family guy or south park. You guys must have horse shit where your brains belong.
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9:47 pm
with a mouth like that i hope you never have kids
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10:14 pm
As ignorant as you are, why any man saw you as a great catch is beyond me. You’ve either got hypnotic tits, a trust fund, or you’re a slut.
I’m betting you’re a slut.
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9:21 am
thats just not very nice fake person. i was very happy married for many years before my husband and i found differences.
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6:50 pm
Didn’t your husband turn out to be a cheating whore?
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2:27 am
my husband is not a whore! and he and me are apart right now.
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4:02 pm
Divorce is a slap in the face to Jesus. You can’t just split up because you like to watch different cable programs at night. Or were you whoring yourself out while you were married? It’s the only reason Jesus would accept a divorce.
If either of you marry again, you are adulterers. No more sex for you. And masturbation is bad. Have a good life, and let’s see if you can dodge the fires of hell.
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12:16 am
It’s sad in this day and age that people still believe in magic or religion I could understand a few thousands years ago when people didn’t know any better better.
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2:28 am
oh cry me a river and you scientist all think david copperfeld and that awful wife of his are so great in the meantime.
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4:02 pm
David Copperfield is an agent of Satan.
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11:20 am
How can you talk about science when you refuse to listen to scientists or read articles? If they had levitated a rat, would you be protesting the same way? And how do you know that it wasn’t a gay mouse who you say deserves to suffer? And theres nothing magical or evil about that, you say you played with magnets in school? Have you ever felt a magnet pushing against another magnet? Magnets repel each other, and since everything is slightly magnetic, with a powerful enough magnet you can make anything levitate. And you probably read the whole citation and picked out the only asian names you could find to fulfil your stupid stereotypes.
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7:59 pm
I really hope this web site is a joke. If you people actually believe the shit that you write…I think Jesus would smack you down.
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4:08 pm
I notice that your ID is an insult to homosexuals. Homosexuality is satanic.
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10:21 pm
In this thread, we have ignorant fanatical Christians trying to justify outlandish theories.
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12:28 am
You’re only partially right. The devil was at work all right, but not through the scientists. It’s that evil rat that you should be afraid of! Woe unto you, Abe. Woe unto you and yours. I’d pray and call an exterminator without delay.
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7:53 am
So magnetism is Evil magic from satan and according to you “scientists are a cursed people” right?
Well since you are posting these holy ideas on the internet, you are obviously using a computer. Do u think a computer and the internet would exist without magnetism? Thats right its magnetism and it is not at all different from what is used on this mouse.
So basically a user of this Evil magic from the depths of hell. Oopsy. Looks like i’ll be seeing u in hell
Thank you come again =)
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6:45 pm
If you google “The Bible” maybe you’ll find some insights into life that don’t involve Dungeons & Dragons or Grand Theft Auto. You really should get outside more and appreciate the wonders of the world that God created. Don’t your parents ever talk to you about your SOUL? Ask them about it today!
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4:04 pm
My understanding is that magnetic fields can distort the eternal soul.
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2:56 am
And this is why Christianity fails:
Science is built on facts, Christianity is fiction.
And billings, FYI – You ain’t got a soul, Jesus forgot to put it in as he was smoking dope with the blind men.
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12:31 pm
I would like to see your evidence to support that Nasa scientists use black magic and demonic rituals to perform their experiments. I would also like to see anywhere in the Bible that says that magnetic fields are “hell on earth”. Any why would scientists brag about using magic? Scientists do not believe in magic.
I find your accusations to be nothing more than a fear of what you do not understand. Because you do not know how magnetic fields work you assume that it is the work of the devil. This is the same paranoia which cause so many innocent people to be burned alive under the suspicions of being witches. And I do not appreciate one bit the racist slander that you frequently use in your articles. It’s because of people like you and your ignorant racist bigotry that people are turning away from Christianity. Shame on you. I hope that one day you will see beyond your anger and fear.
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12:34 am
I bet you were skipping physics to read the bible douche. Didn’t even read the whole thing.
GRAVITY IS A MAGNETIC FORCE.
Magnetism – posi, or nega, right?
So get on the same channel as gravity for win, or so I would think. I doubt this is a new experiment.
…DOES THIS MEAN GRAVITY IS EVIL AND ISAAC NEWTON IS THE ANTICHRIST?! HOLY SHIT! WE’RE FUCKED!
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2:56 am
Don’t you see this whole site is a fake/spoof? its making fun of Christians and the way they behave.. its supposed to be comedic..
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12:44 pm
Yeah no way can people be this ignorant, this is just a huge troll site full of blatant contradiction and groundless statements, so I’m not gonna bother feeding the trolls: Crazed Ignorant bitch JaniceFun and Homosexual Pedophile Jockhomo Billings.
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2:26 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OMG THAT’S BEUTIFUL “NASA USE MAGIC TO LEVITATE”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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11:43 pm
This site is Hilarious!!!
You really can’t make this shit up… I’m not sure if i should cry now.
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10:09 am
This evil magic…i shall cleanse it by the light!
FOR THE LIGHT BE CLEANSED!
Go and repent your evil ways abe and billings. And you as well janice! For i shall show you the true light! THE LORD SHALL SLAY THESE EVIL MAGNETS YOU CALL THEM RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Sup dood!
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4:19 pm
I’ve been saying it for years magnets are communist works of the devil! Did anyone listen! NO THEY DIDNT! Abe I got your back we will fight “electricity” as they call it with or without these mere mortals.
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2:52 pm
OMG!
I SAW A BIRD FLYING JUST NEXT TO ME!
SPAWN OF SATAN! BURN IN HELL!
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4:57 pm
This site is a joke, it’s not serious. All of you are overreacting. Also, to the comment several posts above, gravity is NOT a magnetic force, it is a completely separate fundamental force.
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2:42 pm
xD i lold soo hard. Abe… are you mentally challenged or are your parents siblings or cousins? Did you fall on your head several times or get your education from caveman? please keep posting things like this so that i can laugh at you more. I’d like for you to take an IQ test and post the results on this website.
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9:40 am
I can’t tell if this site is for real or not…The things on this site are so ridiculously retarded and stupid I want to say that this site is just a huge pit of sarcasm, but a small part of me is telling me that Christians really are this stupid.
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12:05 am
I like how you always say, “have women and children leave the room,” that’s such a sexist statement. Why can’t a women wach it to?
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1:22 am
lol don’t you people know you can’t argue with ignorant people who blindly follow something and call it faith. your wasting your time. you won’t change their minds, let them stay small.
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1:36 pm
lol @ the warning. WOMEN can’t understand these kind of clips coz they have smaller brains.
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12:19 am
I think everyone who replied to this, has in fact, been trolled.
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