Why Don’t World of Warcraft Players Have Girlfriends
The answer to the scientific procedure is pretty obvious. Women do not go for men who play online with children all day. It is suspiciously homosexual and hardly appealing.
World of Warcraft is a sinister game that marinates your life with the foul scent of third-world failure ; cheeto-sweat stained shirts, computer pornography, drugs and high school school dropout!
Fathers may wonder why their sons are always hanging out with boys in their basement. Why aren’t they out dating nice young women and attending work baseball games like normal young men?
Here is a scientific graph to answer that question for concerned fathers. Question: why does my video game addict son not have a social life and girlfriend? Hypothesis: Because he plays games like World of Warcraft.
Proof: As a father I forbid my sons to play Warcrafts. I want them to have jobs and a good wife in their future; not alley whores and drug needles.
All that time wasted playing this game is only building up the kingdom of Satan. What kind sloven fag boy would want to waste hours casting pixie magic on screen, when he could be out giving exercise to his body?
What type of man puts, studying to show himself approved unto God below learning new secret codes to murder innocent children who get tempted to play this foul game!
Sure, there are other things that make a man less appealing to the lesser female species: flabby out of shape body, poor, uneducated. Things like that. What’s ironic is that World of Warcraft promotes all these things anyway, so it is the death hand to relationships.
And sure, your son may find a women on warcraft. Just beware that she is probably whoring herself off to get mounted or partcipates in one of those secret guild orgies Pastor Jack warned us about.
Parents, simply forbid your sons to play Warcraft. It is a sick game that is destroying lives and families.
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1:55 pm
HAHA! Epic article. I loled at the part about Guild orgys. Because you know everyone in the same guild only live right next door to each other. Not like half way around the world. I like to think highly of myself but my weiner isnt 30000 miles long.
Also I’ll agree with a lot of people who play being out of shape and some people playing waaaay too much. My roommate is a great example because he deff doesnt have a gf and probably wont any time soon. But… he has a very high metabolism and works out so hes in really good shape. But theres also people who play like an hour or less a day and are perfectly fine and in shape as well. CHINESE PEOPLE AE COMING FOR ME! 
Adam where you at.
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3:12 am
WE WILL REIGN IN SATANS BLOOD!
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2:43 pm
I have a girl friend, and a very nice one too, I have a level 80 paladin. You will probably not beleave me, because some propaganda page (this one to be exact) tells you im on pretty much the same thing as crack. I play alot of World of Warcraft and enjoy every minute. This website is just outrageous, i always thought of christians as caring, not the equivalent of Nazis, seriously who cares weather a person’s homosexual, plays WoW, or anything else that doesnt hurt YOU.
Seriously consider actually doing something helpfull for society and leave people alone!
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1:08 am
oh crap noooo don’t think of Christians as being like this. This is a mock-religious website, not an actual religious one. Lol they just wanna see how many fools fall for this.
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8:58 am
Michael, you’re a retard.
This is a satirical website.
Goddamn noobs these days.
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6:35 am
how does one “beleave” someone?
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11:25 pm
you have all got to be kidding you bigoted no nothing hicks. world of warcraft is not just a game for as you said in later posts “basement dwelling creatures” not everyone can go out and get a tan as you said or work out their bodies because some of them live in cities or just dont hae the means to go and workout because of the envuronment that they are in. also have you ever thought of the fact that maybe just maybe it isnt safe for some peope to go out at night or even in the evening because of the fact that you never know who the hell is out there and what they are capable of. i have been threatened 4 times with a deadly weapon within 2 years for my cash and i was only out after 5:00pm it is safer for some of these kids to stay inside or at home because guess what that is the best “and cheapest” way to communicate and play with their friends. also i can simpithize with these people who play especially at night. there is nothing good happening after 9:00pm it is usually mischief of some kind whether it be pranking or drugs or alcohol they just dont want to get into it. now dont get me wrong i am not condoning them to play this game for hours on end, far from it. it is just a game it is their fantasy it is their chance to escape reality for awhile, not to think about work or schooling or even that they dont fit the beauty standards of society. also come on increasing satans army really just for playing a game you have got to be the most ideotic pathetic christian i have ever heard of. they are escaping into their minds and into a game. yes god can be cruel but he is not going to condemn them for shooting an arrow into some wood trolls head and hacking its arm off when the freaking thing is nithing more than bits in a game it (BINARY) for crying out loud. there is no harm in ahving a little fun online with friends. it is the ones that cant separate the reality from fiction that you have to worry about. so next time before you comment take your head out of your bigoted ass and think for a moment frome someone elses perspective and really think about what you have to say
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3:30 pm
I think there are a whole platter or reasons for this- one is good old plain sunlight! These indoor basement dwelling creatures are pale and pimply. What kind of girl is attracted to that? They certainly do not have the active physiques of a firm, tight high school athlete. They have neither the muscles or the tan to look good in shorts and a tank top.
Another is the lack of social skills. Clicking away on your Dell laptops does not teach you to speak to the opposite sex. You get so immersed in fantasy lands that a girl who doesn’t have purple skin and wings must seem surreal to these unfortunate children. They barely know how to ask their moms for lunch money! How could they ever survive alone with a breathing girl? Let alone an actual date! I laugh myself silly at the thought of one of these boys trying to shower!
Thirdly, I believe children turn to fantasy games because they know they’re failures. They have already given up on succeeding in the real world as real estate salesmen, investment bankers, school teachers or even parents. They are much happier alone in some corner in their black heavy metal tshirts, stinking of McDonalds french fries and furtive self-gratification. They are tomorrow’s sewer inspections, web masters, UnaBombers.
As parents, I agree that turning off your child’s computers is a good start. But sit them down and talk to your boys, too. Tell them they’re going to grow up as failures. Drive them to a local soup kitchen or skid row and say, “That’s you at 25, son.” And convince them to clean themselves up, to start reading a printed book, to laugh at butterflies and sunny summer days, to cheer for the local football team, to start to dream again!!!!!
Hot debate. What do you think?
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3:39 pm
“They certainly do not have the active physiques of a firm, tight high school athlete. They have neither the muscles or the tan to look good in shorts and a tank top.”
Look who’s talking.
“Thirdly, I believe children turn to fantasy games because they know they’re failures.”
That’s not true. If it was true, you would have turned to fantasy games a long time ago.
“As parents, I agree that turning off your child’s computers is a good start.”
I’m pretty sure that kids who spend hours on end playing computer games know how to turn a computer back on.
“to laugh at butterflies and sunny summer days”
But Stephenson, wouldn’t that be a little, uh, gay?
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4:05 pm
Claire, you are always in your basement fortress trying to turn the world against solid people like myself. Sure, I am not an athlete but I can hike and am in decent shape for a man my age. When you have lived as I have lived, you are entitled to loosen the belt and enjoy a meal in your older age. You will see that 40 years from now my teenage terror!
Parents could turn off their children’s computers AND unplug them and hide their mouses. I’m sure that will do the trick. I also think if you spend more time with your teens and actually talk to them, take them for a bike ride or an ice cream cone, they will come around and appreciate your wisdom!
And I will not ever play video games. I don’t have the eyes for it. Nor the patience, nor the desire to shoot dead a bunch of zombie vampire bats or whatever it is these games are about.
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“Claire, you are always in your basement fortress trying to turn the world against solid people like myself.”
No, actually I’m in my third-floor dorm room.
“Parents could turn off their children’s computers AND unplug them and hide their mouses. I’m sure that will do the trick.”
Ah yes, because not only are kids unable to locate the on switch for their computer, they’re also incapable of plugging their computer back in and finding the mouse. Trust me, Billings, it’s impossible to hide something from a kid or teenager; on numerous occasions my mom has had to hide things from me, and I find them in about three minutes. She’s just given up. But that’s okay, because I’m actually a really good kid (just not good to conservatives online).
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7:07 pm
I like how douchebags such as yourself feel you can talk to someone over the internet like you know them. If you want to take stupid parody articles like this seriously then don’t waste your time check-n-pecking out a message to people over the internet and force your sons (assuming you have any, however unlikely that may be) to play football where they can grow up big and strong and stay away from homo erotic things like World of Warcraft, since sitting at home playing a game is much more homoerotic than patting your jock buddies on the ass after a sweaty game of catch, then winding down with a nice, steamy, group shower.
Shut the hell up and go outside.
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12:17 am
wow, Claire I your awesome. I totally agree with u
And Adam(or whoever the hell was posting before) You are a shame of a christian. I am a christian, but I have never met anyone like you or your associates. Your all sexist, racist and retarded. Just because people play these games it doesn’t make them evil or unattrative. I knew a rather cute girl for almost 3 years now and just recently found out she plays world of warcraft. But you know what? I don’t care. I’m a gamer(I don’t play world of warcraft though) but I don’t look down on people who do. I think obsession is the problem. Once people become addicted and obbsessed with things, thats when they become a problem. But its not the games fault, thats just human weakness. I mean, you can be obsessed with anything. And that part were you talked about having parents use scare tactics to make their kids obey them, thats called fear mongering and its wrong. honesty is the best solution. Maybe regulate the amount of time a kid plays these games, that’s what my mom did to me. And hide the mouse and turn off the computer? maybe its difficult for you, but the average american child can turn on a computer and locate a mouse with ease
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1:56 am
wow dude you are fucking retared
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11:42 am
Um, I’m a married woman, I have a paladin, and I play WoW. So does my husband. We play together. It’s something we do together.
I should also add, I’m an American size 6, flawless complexion, and considered to be quite hot, due to my curvy figure. I was told I looked like a swan in my wedding dress. So, where’s my penis, pimply complexion, and lastly, where’s my basement?! I play on a computer in my room I share with my husband, the same computer I watch movies on in bed, with my husband, talk to my friends on MSN on, because it’s cheaper than a phonecall when your conversations last 5 hours, and we don’t have a basement. If we did, we wouldn’t have a room full of stuff for storage.
Maybe I should get a divorce, become a lesbian and not get a girlfriend. Then your article would make more sense. The pimples may be a problem. Due to having endometriosis, I’m on the pill, to stop it. For those who don’t know, it’s where your uterus grows outside of itself. The pill keeps it in check, not because I’m out whoring away. In fact, as I recently had two operations to get it removed, my husband and I are talking about having a child, as it’s safe.
I should add though, paladins are the most paid out class in game. Especially male blood elf paladins. They even stand like a gay man! And ask for a scrunchie!
Also, WoW is about fighting against evil. First, it’s evil dragons and a guy who wants to take over the world, then a demon hunter who’s insane, and a demon or two more, then it’s about a guy who raises an army of “zombies” and is trying to turn the whole world into zombies, serving aforementioned demons. You’re fighting to protect the world from these things.
So I guess you could say the game is teaching kids that good always triumphs over evil… Even if it takes 50 wipes on a raid to do it….
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11:46 am
Oh, I forgot to mention: to get a tan means being outside without sunscreen, which heightens your chance of skin cancer. And, if you get tanned enough, you look black. And according to your site, being black is bad, so why would you want to get a tan, if being white is good?
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11:25 pm
I’m a WoW Player, get straight A’s, am the smartest in my CHRISTIAN class, am a Boy Scout, am in a debate league, whihc takes a lot of logic and intelligence. I know many girls and am comforable around them. What’s on this site, not just this article is downright WRONG. There’s no other way to look at it. god will forgive anyone for anything except disbelief and this isn’t a sin. The reason Christianity is failing in America is because of extremist conservatives that damn anyone else to hell because they don’t agree with them or what they believe in.
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3:03 am
You know, there actually is such thing as a girl nerd.
I am a 15 year old guy, and video games are my passion. I have a level 80 human mage (Dogemon on Grizzly Hills),I collect games, I hate sports with a passion, I’m fat and lazy, but I have a girlfriend (she’s a fellow nerd), a large group of friends, and good grades. So, I’m automatically going to hell because I play Pokemon, Zelda, Mario, Animal Crossing, Metroid, Kirby, Mega Man, Street Fighter, Donkey Kong, Sonic, and countless other series, including Warcraft? Well then, it’s a good thing I’m agnostic and Daoist.
I’m not even going to mention you cited graphjam.com (a humor site, related to icanhascheezburger.com) as scientific evidence…
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11:55 am
And another thing. My father is 60 years old, and a devout christian. He goes to church every week, he’s a republican, he’s even boycotting pepsi because they apparently support gays. And he plays World of Warcraft. Does that mean he’s automatically going to hell? No! Does that mean he’s secretly a devil worshiper? No way! So please, don’t rag on something you have no clue about.
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11:36 am
“These indoor basement dwelling creatures are pale and pimply.” Personal experience eh’? Look faggot. Because of your own unsucessful life, don’t say that because of a game, others can screw up theirs. Guess what? I play that game too, I have a lvl 80 WARLOCK(HAH! Take that christfags!) and I have a girlfriend! We go out 3 times a week, go to the cinema, eat out, go to house parties, see? Even though I play a lot, I still have a life! Oh, by the way, did you know, that only those players don’t have social life, who just play? I do the same, but I also do a lot of research about the things I use to play with. I know everything about the hardware, the software, the Op. System, and every once in a while, I help out my classmates in their IT. problems. I even learned English from games! In fact, I did it so well, that I took my C1 lvl Language Exam about a week ago. Top that! And again, everything you say on this hillarious website, which is just a burning target for the numberless trolls, makes you gayer with every passing day.
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1:01 pm
Actually, a self-respecting gamer wouldn’t be caught dead with a dell anything, unless it’s alienware, a sub-brand of dell. I would know. You’re gay, as you’ve proved with the words “They certainly do not have the active physiques of a firm, tight high school athlete. They have neither the muscles or the tan to look good in shorts and a tank top.” And, while I think that people should also have some physical activity, and that they should read normal books once in a while, I don’t agree with your telling people to hide the hardware that THE PARENTS most likely purchased for their children. That would be a waste of money. The obvious answer for you would be not to buy children computers in the first place, but then no one would be able to support you on the internet (that is, if anyone not over the age of 40 actually agrees with you.) Trust me, kids can find ANYTHING. It can and will be proven, but not by me. I don’t have the money because I’m 14 and this would take thousands of dollars, which high school football teams don’t pay to every athlete. In fact, they don’t pay the athletes. However, owning your own website can be very profitable. Gamers are the smart ones, who don’t break every bone in their body, go to the hospital, linger around for a few months after becoming addicted to Novocain, and die from drug use. Gamers are the ones who hack into the late football star’s bank account, get millions of dollars, never get caught, and laugh all the way to their bank account, which they’ve actually protected with something other than armed guards. After all, if the money isn’t in physical form, then neither will the burglars.
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11:53 pm
lolol, you said you picture young boys in the shower
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4:46 pm
Good thing I’m a level 80 mage then.
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5:10 pm
Claire what college do you attend?
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5:27 pm
I attend Mount Ida College. Why do you want to know, so that you can rape me and then force me to bear your children?
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5:32 pm
No, I’m not an atheist, Claire. We both comment here enough. Why can’t we just be friends? Why do you want to be enemies?
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6:26 pm
“No, I’m not an atheist, Claire.”
What makes you think that only atheists commit rape? Ever heard of spousal rape? It predominantly occurs because Christian men think that the bible condones having sex with your wife even if she says no. Judging from that, one would think that many Christian men also have no qualms about other forms of rape.
“Why can’t we just be friends?”
Because you are a sexist pig who thinks that women are inferior to men, should be subjugated by men, serve no purpose but to pop out babies, cannot write a decent article without plagiarizing another source, are mentally handicapped, should remain in the home, etc. I do not make friends with someone who doesn’t consider me an equal. Not to mention the fact that you believe that every cat should be wiped off the face of the earth. I love animals, especially cats, and since I’m training to be a Veterinary Technician, I’ve already made a commitment to protect the lives of animals. Therefore, anyone who threatens the lives of my cats or any cat is automatically an enemy of mine.
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7:00 pm
Funny how all of your ‘values’ go out the minute the second some homeless men decide to savage a poor, innocent shark.
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7:19 pm
“Funny how all of your ‘values’ go out the minute the second some homeless men decide to savage a poor, innocent shark.”
I feel terrible about what happened to that poor shark, but unlike what you said in another thread, I didn’t “laugh and want to give them high-fives”. Animal cruelty is horrible, and under normal circumstances, if they were some stupid, drunk college kids who did it just for laughs, I would have taken absolutely no pity on them. However, these circumstances were entirely different. I happen to have a heart and felt sorry not only for the poor shark, but for the men because they were homeless. Yes, they were absolutely wrong in what they did, but, as I’ve said many times now, I take pity on those who are less fortunate than me. You have no right to be talking about animal cruelty, considering how you advocated the mass murder of earth’s cats. Trust me, it’s usually very hard for me to forgive someone for animal cruelty. For example, last year somebody threw soda through the screen of our window, right onto my cat. It was most likely some stupid teenagers who have no respect for animals, and decided to wet my cat just for kicks. If I had seen them, I would have strangled them where they stood, or worse.
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11:27 pm
Grats Claire. You are someone who can stand up to these extremists. I don’t know if your a Christian, if not, don’t let these idiots disuade you, there are some (come to wisconsin lol) that are openminded and even (OMG!!!!) LIBERAL!!!!
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2:57 pm
claire : did you know thast I am an atheist and a Rape everyone on sight *sarcasm * seriously My justice file is clean I didnt rape anyone and dont intend by the way adam atheist are more moreal than you just think about the Jail population all of them or almost are christian ( or any other religion )
for animal curelty I love animal but if your life is threatening you must defend yourself but normally I don”‘t attack animal I have a dog Myself and I love cat as well
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9:24 pm
LMAO!!!!
I want to give a shout out to Claire! You’re officially my hero now!
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9:29 pm
You are clearly a boy of low standards, my friend. You should appreciate the wisdom of your elders more.
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9:34 pm
Aww, what’s wrong Billings, mad that he’s not paying attention to you?
Grow a pair.
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9:35 pm
I do appreciate the wisdom of my elders, those that aren’t fanatical head cases. You see, I’ve found this thing called Free Will. Maybe you’ve heard of it, but for some reason I think you haven’t. It’s actually quite cool. You see what you do is instead of blindly listening to others you develop your own opinions as you actually learn the truth about the world. You should try it sometime.
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2:56 am
Dude this is fucking win. You christfags make me lol so hard.
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3:37 am
“They certainly do not have the active physiques of a firm, tight high school athlete. They have neither the muscles or the tan to look good in shorts and a tank top.”
Neither do you, man, neither do you…and btw, you sound creepy when you say/type firm & tight…and what’s with the shorts and tank top? Just because you weren’t ‘firm’ and ‘tight’ in highschool and weren’t able to ‘look good’ in shorts and tank tops doesn’t mean you have to project your problems on other people.
“Another is the lack of social skills. Clicking away on your Dell laptops does not teach you to speak to the opposite sex.”
Not that I’ve ever played WoW but I’m pretty sure it’s more than just ‘clicking away on your dell laptops’ and it requires far more social skills than you’d think…especially when you’re acting in a group of players, but you never actually bothered to see how WoW is played or get more information on the people that play them beyond ‘white, pale, pimply, muscle-less dungeon kids’.
“Tell them they’re going to grow up as failures.”
Sorry to hear that your parents told you that you’d grow up to be a failure. If I had children I’d never tell them that they’re a failure or that they’re growing up to be a failure, that’s just wrong and actually makes them a failure once they believe those words. You can point out what they’re doing wrong but never tell them that they fail at life. Billings, you’re an idiot, but not a failure, always remember that….
Kind regards
MTA
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10:56 am
Your wrong and hurtful accusations are just plain offensive. God created the human form and why in your eyes is it such a sin to appreciate the physique of young Christian men? I love my Lord and pay all the respect due to his creations, including human beings. Why is that so wrong? I would never chose the homosexual lifestyle– have you seen their parades? And who doesn’t wear shirts and tanktops in the summer heat? Especially when you’re swimming in a river or on the beach!
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1:58 am
Your Desert God is a failure asshole.
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2:16 am
If you’re as accepting to others for the way the Father made us, why are you supporting this dribble about personnal appearance?
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3:50 am
man, this is crazy! I have two, and I mean 2 full epic equipped characters (hunter and rogue) and I have a boyfriend! I have a live! I have friends out of my bedroom, I have a full, fun social life with friends, parents, relatives! I babysit my cousin’s kids when they need it, I study and I have excelent results. Still I play World Of Warcraft since I was 16. I am the real, living, italian, atheist proof that this article is just a bunch of meaningless words! Oh, by the way, my boyfriend plays WOW too. But we met in a pub, not online!
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10:52 am
Homosexuality is not a life, it’s a sin. You and your “man” should be ashamed of yourselves. You met in a “pub”? Disgusting.
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10:57 am
hey I’m a woman! and yes, me and my boyfriend met at Clauricane Irish Pub in my city, here in Bologna. do you have a problem with girls hanging out in a pub to have a beer and having fun? have any problem with a single girl meeting a single boy in a local place? we’ve been together for two and half years!
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11:03 am
Oh goodness, you’re Catholic. That explains your immorality. Hanging out in pubs picking up strange old men for painful and disgusting encounters against bathroom walls is not a lifestyle. You should return home to your family and pray and pray!!!!
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11:18 am
I’m 20 years old. And my boyfriend is barely 4 months older than me. Our encounter was anything but painful, we met while waiting to pay our bills, he was quite a gentleman and paid me a bottle of water since I was thirsty. We talked for about an hour before heading home. I went to my place and he went back to his, actually on the other side of the city. We had exchanged MSN contacts so we started writing. We got together about one month later and never cheated on each other.
My morality is not of your concern, since I’ve never made anything more immoral than skipping school. (I actually skipped only one hour of school since I was 5 years old). If you think that women should stay at home all day, cook for their men and children, well, you’re rather far from being suitable to talk about morality, because that’s called slavery. I like to cook for my boyfriend when he comes for dinner or lunch. I do the same for my parents because I’m rather good, but no one will ever see me missing the chance to have some fun with my friends. If that means going out one evening in a pub, having a pint of Guinness, chatting about unconsequential things then go back home and have a full night of sleep, well, I’m fine with it. If you’re not, there’s an ocean between us, you don’t even need to worry about it.
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11:23 am
I believe she just said that she’s an atheist, not a Catholic.
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11:27 am
I was raised catholic as most of Italians. I guess that some shocking moments of my life made me lost the faith. But not my knowledge of religions. I’m a rational woman, that’s why when I found this site I couldn’t believe what I was reading.
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11:58 am
Dear Edge, I do not need to know the details of your hedonist sex orgy romps. Suffice it to say that I know what happens in Italy. That country has a notorious reputation for being far too oversexed. The men there walk around in the tightest of pant to show off their desires. The woman dress in ways that would make my pastor’s wife cry. It is truly a dangerous and awful place and your offensive encounters with men on the internet as you have describe make me pray for your soul. I think children like you should be taken back in by your parents and ministered to, prayed for and probably sent to a nunnery. There is no joy in the weird and perverted sex and drug world you have committed yourself to. And this “man” you describe is only after one thing! Once he gets it, he will leave you for the next harlot he meets on a bus or against some pub bathroom wall. I am genuinely upset at the wrong choices you have made with your life. Is this boy of yours Italian?
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4:03 pm
Thanks Claire for being rational here. Nice to know you’re part Italian too!
And about your view of Italy, it is TOTALLY and ABSOLUTELY wrong.
“That country has a notorious reputation for being far too oversexed.”
What? Have you ever been here? A nation that forbids schools to have true and usefull sexual education programs to avoid and prevent STDs and teenage pregnancies? A nation that still holds the values of religion up high as a banner?
No man, you picked the wrong country.
“The men there walk around in the tightest of pant to show off their desires.”
Never seen any man walking in the streets with a hard on. And I mean never. I walk up and the down the city center every day for univesity. Never seen anyone with a hard on.
“The woman dress in ways that would make my pastor’s wife cry”
Some, not every woman. I’m not part of those that dress less than when they are on the beach. And that happens in every country.
“It is truly a dangerous and awful place”
It is a wonderful place to live in. Except for the politics.
“your offensive encounters with men on the internet”
I met my boyfriend in real life, we talked on the internet because it was easier since both of us had school to attend to!
“think children like you”
I’m overage.
“There is no joy in the weird and perverted sex and drug world you have committed yourself to”
Sex, yes. Perverted…I don’t think so. Pretty normal. Drug world. Never even smoked marjuana. NEVER. I hate that kind of things.
“And this “man” you describe is only after one thing!”
He already has what he “was after”. He has me in every sense of the words, because I love him, he loves me and we share our love in a phisical way too. But the most importat thing is the feeling. That’s all.
“Is this boy of yours Italian?”
Yes he is. He has lived for many years in Tuscany where he was born and where he grew up, then moved to Bologna with his parents.
That’s all I guess.
You’ve been judging me for all this time not even knowing me. That’s the most dreadful part of you people here. You JUDGE people. And there’s only one that can judge anyone here. And it is the Lord, your God. Your God that you keep disappointing. Jesus would be so ashamed of you if he were here, reading this. You’ve forgotten the best part of christianity: forgiving. You are not able to forgive. You don’t have mercy, for anyone or anything.
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4:45 am
I was TALKING to the KID NEXT DOOR, and I ASKED HIM why he didn’t have a GIRLFRIEND! There’s a NICE GIRL with GOOD PARENTS in our CHURCH, but he WASN’T INTERESTED in her because she DIDN’T have BIG POINTY EARS like some kind of CARTOON ELF!!
This KID needs a JOB so he can SEE that REAL WOMEN aren’t like all those COSTUMEY JEZEBELS he sees DEPICTED On the WARCRAFTS!
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10:17 am
I cant read all of this dribble, you guys are serious trolls, you target a subject that you next to nothing about, cause it catches ppls attention, and that’s all your after isnt it?
Stephenson is an obvious pedo, talking about nice tanned boys…dude you need help. On another note, hows the church? Short on “young tanned boys” are we ? ^^
If makes funny reading though I’ll give you that, though it must hurt knowing everyone is laughing AT you.
At least we cant blame wow to teen-age pregnancy…….or can we^^
Tune in next week, to find out how WOW can make you pregnant!!
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12:14 pm
“Dear Edge, I do not need to know the details of your hedonist sex orgy romps.”
Well she didn’t provide you with details.
“It is truly a dangerous and awful place”
Hey, I’m part Italian, and my grandmother was full Italian, so shut the fuck up, fat-tits.
“I think children like you should be taken back in by your parents and ministered to, prayed for and probably sent to a nunnery.”
As long as she’s 18 or older, her parents have no authority over her. So you can take your nunnery comment and shove it up your grand ass.
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3:10 am
These days parents care for their offspring as they develop well into their 30s. It’s offensive but indicative of how lazy this generation is. In exchange for the home cooked meals, the laundry, the allowances, the room to sleep in, I think it’s fair for parents to ask for some morality from their kids!
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2:38 am
Maybe it’s because they don’t want one, or maybe they live in an area with sluts!
I don’t play WoW, hell I can’t stand it. I have no girlfriend ther, because I am NOT INTERESED. You Christian hypocrites seem more desperate than anyone to get a girlfriend. Don’t try calling me a fag either
I like girls, bu am not interested in getting a girlfriend. Go back to telepathitically telling your zombie master, who is his own father, that you will keep on obeying him. Maybe you should get laid to reduce your stress, no wait, sex is evil and yo bitch hates you. Don’t like what I’m saying? GTFO my internet!
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2:48 am
Admit it Stephenson, you’re a fag and a pedophile.
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3:14 am
Dear Edge, I am not your psychiatrist so please spare me all the details of how the young are destroying moral values today. But please do make sure you make your doctor’s appointments and unload all your troubles on him. And I said nothing about erections, I do know however that there is greater girth to the manhood of Italians than say, the English, and that it shows visibly in their tight pants promenading through their cities. It’s unpleasant to hear that you daily look for such things and are so unhappy to have found none yet.
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3:16 am
Wow, that’s even offensive to me. o.O
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3:30 am
Yes, she is a terror that girl!
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3:36 am
No, your reply to her was offensive. Do you really think you and I will ever agree? Cuz I sure don’t…
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4:59 am
“the tightest of pant to show off their desires”
Oh, you weren’t talking about erections? Well, it seemed so. I admit that sometimes I see more double meaning that necessary, but this is rather easy to understand.
I never look for anything while walking. That’s probably why I’ve never noticed anything of what you have said about MY country. You don’t know about life here, you know nothing about Italy, except what it’s been said these days on TV. If you think that every Italian man is an sex looking animal, you’re wrong. Oh, you’re so wrong.
And I don’t have any problems that need to be checked by my doctor. I’m perfectly healthy except for some seasonal allergy. But I found out about it years ago.
Seriph0, thanks for the support.
I’m not a terror. I’m a normal 20 years old woman that lives a normal life.
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5:54 am
It is your mental health I am worried about, my child. And I’m not the only one, Serpico agrees.
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5:57 am
My mind is perfect as it is, just different from yours. That’s all.
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10:41 am
Dear god, get off my fucking internet you racist, sexist queer. Edge is making valid points and all I see you do is go “I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I AM RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG!”
This site seems to be big on conservative ideas, how about stop using the internet? After all, it’s more of a sinner’s place than XBL and you can see porn by typing 3 letters in google, as well as watch child porn, watch people die and learn how to obtain drugs. If you want to keep your Christian children safe, don’t even bother letting them go to school. In a Christian high school of 200 I know 30 sluts. Your children will learn how to live at that school, so you should go back to your Nazi control over them.I can’t wait to watch them break their necks when they can’t fly out of the nest into the real world.
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11:04 am
Dear god, get off my fucking internet you racist, sexist queer. Edge is making valid points and all I see you do is go “I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I AM RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG!”
This site seems to be big on conservative ideas, how about stop using the internet? After all, it’s more of a sinner’s place than XBL and you can see porn by typing 3 letters in google, as well as watch child porn, watch people die and learn how to obtain drugs. If you want to keep your Christian children safe, don’t even bother letting them go to school. In a Christian high school of 200 I know 30 sluts. Your children will learn how to live at that school, so you should go back to your Nazi control over them.I can’t wait to watch them break their necks when they can’t fly out of the nest into the real world.
The game by itself can do nothing, just like if you sit a gun in a table, the gun will not fire itself, it was the person. No matter what you try to ban, if someone wants to sit in their brightly lit room and chat with their friend who they can’t get to due to distances. Yeah people could do other stuff, but can you prove it’s better for you? I manage perfectly fine without a girlfriend. I am a college student, I have many friends who I talk with alot, yet when I get home I kick off my shoes and play games. I am fit, tanned guy, if I wanted a girlfriend it wouldn’t take me long. Why do I need a girl anyway? My life won’t instantly become better, I won’t have a $1,000,000 a year job because I date some girl. One day I will get a girlfriend, but I will get her because I love her and want to give up my time and resources to be with her and to make her feel like she is the most beautiful and important thing in the world, nay, she WILL be the most beautiful and important thing in the universe.
Why should I lose all of that because others have girlfriends and lose them so soon? If I go searching for a girl all I will do is give up and take the first girl to say yes. But if I, like Edge, meet the person while I wasn’t looking then I know it will be love.
You have mentioned about listening to your elders, my elders know considerably less about anything I would ever need or want advice for. I mean, they don’t seem to be able to tell me if I could possible run my ATI Radeon HD4670 in Tri-SLI. Nor can they well me why I can’t seem to dual boot Ubuntu on my desktop, yet it works perfectly fine on my laptop. What could my elders tell me that would be any help?
Edge, ignore the man, I wish for the best for you and your boyfriend!
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1:17 pm
Hey, Billings, I’ve never agreed with anything you’ve said. Don’t ever say I did again.
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2:52 am
Thank you guys for the support. I admit I have so much fun reading this site! Busting their theories is so fun! Really, I love it! XD
OK, I’ll go back study. Russian Grammar is pretty hard!
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7:11 am
Yet you’re addicted to gaming? Also, Italy is notorious for being infested with horn-dog men.
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7:24 am
As I said before, I’m am NOT addicted to the game. I like playing, ok, but I’m FAR to be addicted to it!
And again, you don’t even KNOW what the hell you are talking about when you speak about Italy. What are your bases when you talk about Italian men? Where did you take this informations? Please, enlighten me!
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2:43 am
Oh my. I think this guy is internet troll of the year. He’s damn good at being a prejudiced close-minded prick. He spews so much stupidity, it’s hard to believe there’s a chance he might be serious.
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1:16 pm
How is it that you KNOW about the size of mens penises in both Italy and England? I take it you have tried both? I don’t know about Italians (I would very much like to go there however, it seems wonderful), but I myself am English and I can say honestly that I am relatively well endowed. You perhaps, with your own insecurities, find it necessary to insult others masculinity, sexuality and penis size like some pre-pubescent child, but rest assured, in the Civilized world, your views would be considered uneducated, ignorant bigotry.
BTW: Go Claire and Edge!
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1:05 pm
WOW. Stephenson Billings. I would love to get in a religious argument with you. You are the kind of person that makes these people fall away from your religion. It is because, in your mind and words, if they are not living the way you interpret to be correct, they are being immoral. Or Atheist. Who gives a Flying fuck? You are a sexist pig who dwells on the fact that he has no balls, therefore you must try to talk shit to respective young women who can run an infallible circle around the pile of shit you call a mind. Who the fuck do you think you are? Are you jesus? Cause according to your own doctrine, he is the only man that may judge another, Not you dumbass. So shut the fuck up and get a fucking life. And remember, Sharing is caring, but shutting the fuck up and getting off my internet is priceless.
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5:06 pm
You’re a fucking nutjob, but I do love my WoW orgies. mmmmm delicious gay men.
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8:42 pm
Why does the man have to get the woman if their lesser???
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12:37 pm
I only play World of Warcraft because satan told me he was tired of me having sex with gay heroin addicts all day.
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8:50 pm
Fuck jesus, i sure do love this site
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5:32 am
World of Warcraft is just like anything else. It can be taken too far and obsessed over, but I’ve been playing two years and I shower daily, work out four times a week and have an active social/romantic life. I also play World of Warcraft at least three hours a day, but how is that different than someone who does just about anything three hours a day? Someone mentioned something about world of Warcraft and social skills….well, yeah! World of Warcraft is a social game played in groups, and sometimes there are even women in them! OMG. It’s not like playing WoW for a few years is going to suddenly reverse everything you’ve ever learned about women either, and CHANCES ARE you’ve not played WoW your whole life….
I know plenty of WoW player who are thin and not covered in pimples so….your generalizations were kind of funny at first in an “Is he serious”" kind of way, but now cease to amuse me.
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5:47 am
Also, there aren’t that many serious World of Warcraft plaiying children out there as far as I can tell.
I’ll admit that my computer desk is littered with starburst wrappers and empty glasses of water, but ‘cheeto sweat stained shirts’? THAT has never happened, and I imagine if I got cheetos and sweat on me I would probably use it as an excuse to take a break and change/shower. Not that I would ever eat Cheetos on the computer anyway because I would get orange crap all over my keyboard….I can’t think of a single nerd who would take lightly getting orange crap on their keyboard!
And okay, I am a pot smoking high school dropout, but I work and I’m going into Junior College this Spring plus I was doing that crap long before I started WoW….
Most people grow out of World of Warcraft like any other game anyway. I wouldn’t really say there’s any ‘alley whores and drug needles’ in my future. I have no idea what posessed you to even USE that imagery.
In conclusion, World of Warcraft can be addictive an unproductive. I’m not going to deny that. HOWEVER, someone who allows themselves to become addicted to it would have probably been addicted to something much more harmful if they had not stumbled upon WoW because they must just have really addictive personalities! There are people out there who simply enjoy the game and play a little in addition to their other hobbies….Also, most of the full grown WoW players I know DO have girlfriends, and the ones without them would likely not have them anyway and so they turn to WoW because they are so lonely. XD So yeahhh….A very one sided article, but still kind of amusing. And don’t get me started on paladins! XD
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5:57 am
Dammit, I’m going to keep having afterthoughts about this the whole time I’m trying to play World of Warcraft!
Where the FUCK are you getting your information if you don’t allow your children to play WoW?? It had better not be South Park!! Also who is educating you about Italians? That was just ridiculous, and since when are flaccid dicks referred to as ‘desires’? I’m pretty sure he was talking about boners, ladies and gentlemen.
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6:34 am
That’s what I have though, and he kept telling me that I’m obsessed with sex. Right now, I’m rather obsessed with this damned exams I have to take in the next weeks. They are obsessing, not WOW!
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3:25 pm
Oh really edge obssessed by sex ? lol quite funny i,m canadian and I hear a lot about italian country they are very romantic people if loves exist italian created it for sure men are gentleman and woman are decent and Nice lady
but those people seems to be Homophobe racist sexist and pedophile
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6:26 am
Should i like warn my mom about playing this game? Cuz she like plays with me
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11:34 am
I personally have 3 girlfriends i do play world of warcraft maybe more than i should but i always have time to fuck so to all the haters fuck you i’m sorry you got pwnd and to make yourself feel better you have to bash others go kill yourself bitch
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11:44 am
Repent your sins to him
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11:55 am
lol who is this stephenson billings some fucked up religious crack tard, telling everyone whats wrong or right.
i’ll tell you whats right one day you’re gonna be dead in the ground and there aint no god no saviour and the sad thing is you wont get to even know you was wrong all this time.
religious people are whats fucked up this world, religion has caused nearly every war for the past 8000 years. sooner you all die the better.
p.s theres no fucking god and you’re so dumb you’ll never see it coming
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11:59 am
WOW this is honestly the funniest thing I have ever seen.
You guys are the ultimate TROLLS AND HAVE MADE MY DAY ROFL
WOW I HONESTLY CANT STOP LAUGHING
hey billingsly this is for you im about to go wack off and spew my potential offspring all over the floor
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12:17 pm
I (a female) married a level 80 paladin. We now enjoy a healthy, monogamous relationship in which *gasp* we both play WoW. But then, maybe I was just “probably whoring herself off to get mounted or partcipates in one of those secret guild orgies Pastor Jack warned us about.” Who knows.
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12:18 pm
This is really awful yet funny to read.
I am a boy, merely 16 years old and i tend to play alot of computer games (including world of warcraft), now you probrably go on saying i’m a nerd and that is probrably true – But a nerd today is not some bad thing.
Even though i spend hours a day in front of my computer i still find time to hang out with friends (including my girlfriend), go to the fitness center, excersice my part time hobby / job as a semi-proffesional DJ every friday. I go partying and enjoy the great life. Including that im taking a highter technical education as a sound engineer
The peoples who support claims like these should really look outside the box instead of being some mindless christians. Now, i don’t mind peoples who have their believes, i myself am a athiest, but i still dont mind either muslims, christans or any other religion. But when someone like Billings or the person who wrote this article just insults other cultures and shove christian crap up others faces and put out ridiciolous comments about stuff they dont know anything about, that just craps all over my line of where to stop. Stuff like this is what makes me hate christians and their believe on some non existand “lord”. I bet if god existed.. Then he would just laugh his ass off seeing how stupid your all acting.
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12:28 pm
hmm…
“I do know however that there is greater girth to the manhood of Italians than say, the English, and that it shows visibly in their tight pants promenading through their cities.”
“men there walk around in the tightest of pant to show off their desires”
you implied that italians are Catholic. catholics = christian, since both follow the teachings of Jesus.
“why in your eyes is it such a sin to appreciate the physique of young Christian men?”
So now we all know what you have been “appreciating”, you pedo fag.
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12:39 pm
I’m confused? I’m meant to go to the gym so I get a fabulous body so I can walk around in Tight shorts and Tank tops to show off that stunning body. So that people like you can look at me like that? Hmm, however, if I moved to Italy to do that then it would be wrong. Also, if I (as a male like you) was looking at other boys with these bodies and clothes it would be wrong of me?
I’m not allowed to play Warcraft because it means I’m a ‘fag’ and ‘failure’ who will never amount to anything. So I’m meant to go out and socialize and get a girlfriend. However, if I do that then I’m terrible and having strange orgies, sex crazed whore etc etc..
There’s so much contradiction in your attempted ramblings that you should really write an article on here about yourself! Congratulations, you win our star prize!
P.S. I play Warcraft for around 6-8 hours per week, I’m engaged to a beautiful girl and to top it off I’m a computer programmer with a Degree in Computer Science. Also i’m probably earning as much money in a year as you would get if you got $1 for ever character you’ve every written on this site!
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1:04 pm
thank you for reminding me why there are christians I like and yet never like christianit itself
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1:12 pm
shout out to stephan billings…Because you read the bible you clearly have the authority from God to judge everyone. (I hope you understand sarcasm) You see, the bible is a document that gives us something to believe and helps to seal our faith. It says nothing about half the things you people like to believe it does… the lifestyles that Christians like you live doesn’t make your lifestyles the way of the bible or the way of God. The lifestyle you live is just that, the lifestyle YOU live. And your particular lifestyle is filled with sin as is everyone elses. The things you are saying on this website are proof of just that. When you start pressing your lifestyles on others and start pretending that you are commanding God’s word, do you think you come out the better man? I am a Christian, not that that is any concern of yours, because it is my soul, and not yours. I want to leave you with something to think about…Do all “Christians” go to heaven? before you say “no, obviously not you” let me remind you that you have no right to judge such things. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE SUCH THINGS. I play world of warcraft because it is fun. It is a very social game that requires a lot of what gamers call “skill.” that is to say, it takes mental skill. (which I’m not sure is a virtue of people like you or not) I also have a beautiful wife, a beautiful child, and a good future. I am an Eagle Scout and have a good job. I wish none of those things mattered to people like you but apparently they do. It is a shame the way you talk down to people because they live differently then yourself.
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1:31 pm
Guess I’m doomed, as if going to Iraq and dealing with the shit there wasn’t bad enough…I come back to see Mr. Christian bashing me for playing WoW….and I got shot at for morons like him…..
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1:55 pm
Hey Billings,
Satan > God.
Haha but seriously, you christian fanatics have to give this a rest.
If someone doesn’t believe in what you do it’s wrong.
If they have different interests they’re wrong.
If they play video games, it’s sacrilege!
Give me a break.
If video games are so bad, why would your good buddy god create them? Why would he create world of warcraft? why would he let these “pale, pimply, muscle less zombies” continue to play instead of preaching like mindless followers.
You guys are the real zombies preaching at everyone without rest.
Let me say there is nothing wrong with homosexuality. And yes I know you will reply you’re a gay or homosexual whatever. Simply put, I’m not.
You say we should all go back to preaching god, well I say he doesn’t exist. I don’t believe in him, so if he so desires let him strike me down where I stand.
I say he doesn’t exist because I have been against this make believe man named god since I was 6 and I have still not been smitten (lol holy priests)
This god character doesn’t exist, and he sure as hell doesn’t care for you.
Yours truly,
David McGuinness
Full time student / atheist
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2:02 pm
As to my post above I apologize if I offended anyone.
Except for Billings. If I offended you that makes me happy.
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6:51 pm
I believe the classification of wow players here is known as “stereotyping” and classifies all wow players as nolifers with bad psysical shape. However with the same principle all the main posters on this site are fat balding american males who are willing to spread complete lies in an attempt to compensate for their extreme insecurities and repressed homsexual tendancies.
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7:17 pm
Oh goodness! Someone needs to open a window. This place is ripe with teenage hormones and dirty sneakers. I can just tell from your frenzied typing that you spend more time with a keyboard than with a football. That’s sad. I think all this video gaming really hurts you in the end. How will you feel at the end of your life when you calculate the hours that turn into years you spent fooling around with a joystick when you really could have been bettering society and working in a real jobs? Good Christians enjoy the fruits of the labors, we are rewarded on Earth and in Heaven with prosperity.
How do you people live your lives? No wonder the successful athletes in your schools shun you! They have the strong bodies, good looks and girlfriends while you have black tshirts and body odor. There’s really no question who will succeed in life. Haven’t you kids ever dreamed of becoming lawyers or doctors or bankers? I know society needs its radiator repairmen and IT people, but couldn’t you emerge from your basements once in a while to hope for something more?
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4:16 am
It really sounds like you were one of those nolife teenagers back in your days, a guy with no psysical shape (looks like you still dont have it)
It is funny that you say he has to open a window, seems like you haven’t tried yourself.
Who are you to judge what peoples do with their lives? So what if someone wants to use hours playing computer, what is wrong with that? Its a choice, some plays hours of computer, you spend hours reading the bible. I don’t see the difference other than computers actually contribute to ones overall capabilities in real life where as the bible does nada except bringing you some faith in a non existing lord
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4:09 am
Billings….oh billings
why do you stereotype so much?
Im a perdect counter example to the graph that shows information that is well i must agree some what true….but where are you getting the information? Who are these scientist?
As for the counter example…i personally love the game, im the mvp of my highschool waterpolo team (which to my knowledge is one of the hardest sports to play) and i have a loving girlfriend (im a guy, before you go on with the homophobic garbage), and since i have a point you will probably ignore me
also why do you say only males play the game? Plenty of girls play and they dont “whore” themselves as you say
and who are you to judge? You said yourself that jesus was the only man who can judge…and you sure arent him
also you say a lot of “teens” spend time on the keyboard, you arent one to talk you reply to most of them, thus fueling the fire and making them respond to your wild acusations, so it leads up back to you in the end
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12:34 pm
Is this website a fucking joke?
What a horrible group of ignorant balding idiots that have lost ALL SELF-RESPECT, so they follow one of the two main Christian values, (The other being, SUPPORT ALL LOCAL CATHOLIC PARISH FESTIVALS, COME DRINK, SMOKE AND GAMBLE!) when you’re down, just judge others to make them feel as sad and pathetic as you.
I’m a senior in high school, I have a 3.9 GPA and earned a 31 on my ACT, I will be attending George Washington next year. I have a girlfriend of two years. OH YEAH, and I play WOW. So in school, i’m cool with all the jocks, all the nerds, everyone. I get calls for plans every night. I call tell you right now, you’re the most misinformed fuck i’ve come across, the jocks are the airheads, the computer geeks are the ones that have the time for schoolwork, the ones that go on to do something with life.
The author of this article is a terrible father, close-minded, ignorant and judgmental. it’s because of idiots like you that no one respects this fucked up God-forsaken religion. For anyone that disagrees with the idiots here, try a Lutheran church, they came off of the Catholic church for all the right reasons and still have far better values. For example “If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country”-a catholic. on a Jesus promoting website. All of you that actively post garbage like this will never see what true salvation is, you just live lies telling others how bad their life is just so you can possibly feel fractionally better about yourself.
Grow the fuck up you worthless old men, and as far as all the references to exercise, you old fucks better hit the gym, how are you going to score all the young boys if you look like you do?
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9:51 am
you consider ITpeople inferior? or any other handyman?
I really hope you get all the computer viruses on this planet and some extra-terrestrian too, your car to break down and your gas and water pipes to burst, if possible all at the same time, and no IT guy or plumber or mechanic willing to help you.
I wish you to come crawling to us, honest people, who learned some of our skills by playing a video game (IT guys), tinkering with electronics (electrician) or by crafting something, and beg us to help you with your problem, because all you learned to do is to bash everything that is not “the holy creamy goodness of a christian”.
On another note:
hey.. hell’s been fueled since Adam & Eve…
There are 7 billion people on this planet, and only a fraction of it is christian. Assuming the christian belief is the right one, when it comes to judgment day, the “heavenly forces” would be simply outnumbered.
And god isn’t greater than satan, as for – according to christian time calculation – he wasn’t able to smite him for all this time. So in the end it comes down to who has more souls… and tbh… better be on the winning team than be conquered.
Yes, I work in IT, and I’m proud of it.
Yes, I also play World of Warcraft – and I like it.
No, I’m not athletic.
Yes, I do have a girl-friend.
Yes, I do have an 80 Paladin.
If you only would apply some logic to what you are saying, you would realize how wrong you are, and what kind of bullshit you are preaching.
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2:43 am
Take a look at all the successful ppl today, only a handful are up to the visual standards you are so fond of spewing from you’re mouth.
There is a term used for ppl such as yourself but I can’t remember it, but I do have an example of someone else who also had the same ideals with his so-called “Super Race” blonde, blue eyed Germans, Were they successful? Maybe we should start calling you Adolf Billings instead.
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3:49 pm
Why is it that I find absolutley pathetic shit on this site? I honestly have been playing WoW for 3 years, and I’m happy with my girlfriend [thatt's right, I'm a lesbian]. We are very into cosplay, and we attend conventions regularly. WoW players are some of the best people you’ll meet, in my opinion. It’s heartwarming to see Christianity bringing itself down over the internet.
If the Lord hadn’t intended us to play mindless videogames for hours on end, he wouldn’t have let mankind create it.
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10:33 pm
OK….thats just enough…..putting highly trained IT specialists on the same level as janitors and glorifying sports. Just to let you know, I HAVE a job, I build and repair computers for people. It’s not steady income but, on average, about 2-3 thousand dollars per week. Secondly, I HAVE a girlfriend. We met when I (gasp) fixed her computer for her. Third, I am an avid gamer. “Dell Laptops”…..please. I have two dedicated desktops, both custom 8 core comps. that I built myself. Rated at 4-6 GHz each. I have 4 monitors hooked up to each. And finally, I’m 17. Think about that.
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10:38 pm
oh and I forgot to mention….I go to virtual online high school instead of traditional brick and mortar school. I excel in both math and science, and am currently studying university-level theoretical physics. Earning A’s too.
The world is changing, and those who can’t change with it will be left behind.
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9:43 pm
Greetings from the girlfriend of a wow player. And the friend of girls whose boyfriends play wow. And the friend of boys who play wow and have girlfriends. And the friend of married/dating couples who play wow together. Like me and my boyfriend. We play Alliance on Azgalor (I’m an 80 druid and he’s an 80 warlock) and I also have an 80 Horde Shaman on The Scryers. Don’t dabble in blind stereotypes, it makes you look embarrassingly ignorant.
Also this: “less appealing to the lesser female species” is so stupid it makes my brain physically hurt. First of all, the word you’re looking for is “sex.” If that’s too vile for you (Which it’s the proper English term, by the way) use “gender.” That’s incorrect, but an understandable mistake. However, males and females are the same species. That’s what allows us to reproduce. Get an education before you start talking about “high school dropouts.” I won’t even bother with the “lesser” part. It’s so disgusting, and you’re so disgusting for saying it that you’re not even worth my time. Whether it’s to women, races, religions, or people who play video games, prejudices are the work of Satan. They are the beginnings of a hatred that will lead you straight to hell. May you see the error of your ways, or at least God have mercy on your soul.
By the way~ Just because I’m a woman playing WoW doesn’t mean I’m a whore. Anyone even tries a sexual remark they go straight to my ignore list. I’m in a monogamous relationship and intend to stay that way. Believe whatever you like but don’t talk about what you obviously don’t understand.
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12:43 am
I could post about my life accomplishments. I could talk about my beautiful girlfriend (no, she’s not ‘My Girlfriend Who Lives In Canada’ either) or the 60k I make a year. I could tell you it all started with me as a teenager, playing video games, and tell you how me wasting my life on a computer made me a very successful programmer. But you’ll likely shrug it off in a ‘hey, cool story bro’ sort of way.
I’m an American, born and raised in a good Christian family, as is my girlfriend. We both love games, neither of us are prostitutes or needle junkies. We’re lovely people, with a lovely life and hopefully one day a lovely family together. It’s a shame that what’s going to send us to hell is playing a silly game, no?
No, really, I respectfully think you are the silly ones. The world is only as big as your own mind, sirs. Expanding those boundaries does wonders for you both mentally and physically.
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11:25 am
Jesus Christ this site is the worst testament to Christianity that Ive ever seen.
I should show this to My WIFE who plays this game with me and My Local CHURCHES PASTOR who Is in my guild.
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5:17 pm
Your church is not a proper church, is it?
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It is satire my children do not feed the troll
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First off, I think Claire is doing an amazing job in voicing her opinion and I agree wholeheartedly with her.
The fact of the matter is your basing your opinions what you hear from others and what you believe is true because you grew up without these so called “satanic” video games. From personal experience all the facts you have listed are all assumptions and overly biased statements. I am World of Warcraft player and im not afraid to admit it but i am also social and able to talk to girls at school, im the starting goalie for my varsity water polo team, i have a tan, had girlfriends and the fact of the matter is that you are to stubborn to view the whole world as it is now, in the 21st century. This isnt the 50′s and 60′s anymore.
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10:59 pm
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/9563/mitcheveryman.jpg
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2:12 am
I love this forum, the nazi jesus pedophile vs. real people. go real people.
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2:21 am
Can we do a study on how many people are obese and DON’T play video games?
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3:03 am
You realize what in idiot you look like right? I know it won’t do any good to post anything on this OBVIOUSLY God-forsaken website, because when God was handing out the intellect you were too busy trying to get there with the shortbus driver flooring it and you spitting on her neck. You low life pieces of shit don’t research a damn thing, and you obviously think you know EVERYTHING. What about the 61.2% (factual number, guys) of people who play World of Warcraft that have wifes or fiancees? They don’t have girlfriends, oh snap, sorry, totally right. Naw, maybe they’re out having orgies with their guild, which ALL JUST SO HAPPEN TO LIVE RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT DOOR! This problem must not be too damn widespread if every one of the 11+ million subscribers live close enough to share in damn orgies and fucking drugs and prostitution. You dumbasses need to go get a fucking life. Do you get paid to look stupid? I hope those aren’t your real names either… Because if they are, you’ll have some dumbass just like you HUNTING YOUR HEAD FOR FUCKING SPORT.
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3:05 am
I feel like if I visit this site enough times, a sign will show up that shows “YOU’VE BEEN RICK’ROLLED!” the stupidity on this site is to the point I’m either almost offended or rolling on the ground laughing. Billings…I mock you and everything you believe, to rub salt in your face. I play WoW, I have a job, I venture outside and hang out with my friends on a daily basis. Your sad bashing of a popular online game is hilarious, but there’s one thing I must ad…you seem to think it’s okay to condone belittling people who have life’s on the internet, yet you’re here, arguing with “hormonal teenagers” ON THE INTERNET
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5:26 am
Ok i have read this article and felt compeled to give my feedback on this matter as clearly as i can, im 23 years old, just finished my design (graphical/industrial) degree in the top design university in portugal, also doing my internship at the moment, i am an athelete that competes regularly at national level, i have a steady girlfriend, and i play world of warcraft i have a lvl 80 druid in the server grim Batol EU, for about 3 years now, by your words and articles that you have posted here that shouldnt be possible right. well then i am glad to be the living example that shows how things are not that linear, and, also i consider myself a calm person, wich you can state by the way i write my reply, and not a rampaging obese young adult.
Thanks for your time.
Signed: World of warcraft player
Pedro Oliveira
P.S. People are what they choose to be, there is no reason to not co-exist
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5:45 am
Guys, seriously, this is ironic. Stop feeding the troll
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12:20 pm
I have both laughed my ass off at this and seriously wanted to shove my foot up your arse Billington you homophobic, god-loving prick :@
Seriously brother you should just quit this shit while you’re ahead or there’ll be nothing but the voices (or clicking of keyboard keys) of good people speaking (or typing) the truth.
Remember to not become another stereotype, carve your own way in this ever-changing labyrinth.
and… there’s my two cents, pence, pasetta whatever.
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1:22 pm
I am a World of Warcraft player who is married, has a son, employed at a job that pays above minimum wage for over two years(previously 6 years Naval service). Oh, and I even take time out to go to church on sundays. Any other stereotypes and preconcieved notions you’d like me to smash while I’m here you vile excuse for a human being and a “christian”?
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2:51 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I laughed pretty hard when I saw that if Im a WoW player I cannot have a girl friend.
Now some funny facts:
- I play World of Warcraft;
- In this game I play as a paladin lv 80 (check ZULUKING on Armory – theres only 1 char with this name);
- I have a girlfriend (what!? U play wow, u are a pala;in lv 80 and u have a GF !? Yes, for 3,5 years already), and I can prove it, if needed;
- Im almost graduating on Laws in Brazil;
- Im not top shape but I go to the beach noooo problem AT ALL;
- I hang out with my buddies to drink a beer once in a while;
- I think this site is TOTALLY biased and is a waste of web space.
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4:14 pm
Why are you so against black tshirts?
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5:05 pm
It’s sad how many people don’t recognize a troll site when they see one.
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11:43 am
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2:31 pm
This site is like fox, propaganda. And whats wrong with homosexuals? If you dont like them its your problem, its not like homosexuals is gonna steal your lady? or your man? And if they do your lady/man wasnt in love with you and thats not good.
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3:23 pm
Stephenson Billings, have you actualy considered that you probably have spendt more time arguing about people playing World of Warcraft than you yourself has spendt with a football.
You yourself state you arent the fittest person alive, i just wonder what you do in your life besides your job, going to church, complaining bout other peoples’ attitudes, values, skills, etc. Or is this pretty much your life in an eggshell?
To be honest this site scares me, if there are people who actually believe this piece of shit. What might the consequences be for us normal people who just want to enjoy life? Are you just gonna kill us or something do to our aparent lack of your values.
I feel sorry for whatever retarded jock child you might have for a son/daughter. Personaly I havent bothered to read all the post, but it seems like you have a child, if it can be called one at all. More like the offspring of a sadistic, nazi, mabye u prefer christian, and if you do not have children i doubt you have anything you should have said to these World of Warcraft players without aparent girlfriends.
In your own mind you’re probably chatting with homosexual-satanworkshiping-WoWaddicts who dont have a clue about the real world. We’ll at least consider what you yourself are.
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5:54 pm
i love you Claire!!!!!!!!!
this site is complete bullshit, LOL, get a brain Billings
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6:13 pm
Thank you, I love you too.
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1:43 am
Does Jesus drop social life?
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2:29 pm
good thing I’m a lv. 80 Druid.
I’m safe from the curse!
and yes, I have a GF.
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2:36 pm
just a lv 70 rogue for me
I think you’ll find it’s:
I’m a lv 80 Paladin 1%
I post racist, slanderous, homophobic, ignorant, decietful, manipulative and just plain wrong comments on Christwire as a hobby 99%
Don’t suppose anyone would be able to make a pie chart like that and post it up here?
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9:26 pm
Stephenson Billings, you sir are a dumb fuck. Any questions?
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6:59 am
My paladin is only lvl 76 – I need to get to 80 asap so that I can ditch my wife & 4 kids! Only then, can I truly start to ‘appreciate’ young men with their firm tanned bodies in soccer shorts and tank-tops, oh wait! don’t I have to quit computer games and proscribe to what is advocated here to do that, deary me – I’m confused.
I haven’t visited somethingawful in a long time, but this whole site and the obvious trolling totally smacks of lowtax.
10/10
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7:07 am
Fuck your Jesus
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8:35 am
well shall i do it the european or american way?
well first american way cause it’s more fun:
You just violated copyright by posting that graph bla bla bla.
european:
lol didn’t know graphjam made realistic graphics cause IT’S A HUMO(U)R SITE that graph and all other graphs on there are phuns, in no way real but damn funny and you actually posted that graph…..
you sir are an idiot like all other selfrightsious believer (any any fate) you have a fudual brain and should be whiped of the face of the earth cause you are the real threat to modern society.
greetz
Monrath
(yes i know that was bad english but i’m dutch my gramma is bad)
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9:56 am
you consider ITpeople inferior? or any other handyman?
I really hope you get all the computer viruses on this planet and some extra-terrestrian too, your car to break down and your gas and water pipes to burst, if possible all at the same time, and no IT guy or plumber or mechanic willing to help you.
I wish you to come crawling to us, honest people, who learned some of our skills by playing a video game (IT guys), tinkering with electronics (electrician) or by crafting something, and beg us to help you with your problem, because all you learned to do is to bash everything that is not “the holy creamy goodness of a christian”.
On another note:
hey.. hell’s been fueled since Adam & Eve…
There are 7 billion people on this planet, and only a fraction of it is christian. Assuming the christian belief is the right one, when it comes to judgment day, the “heavenly forces” would be simply outnumbered.
And god isn’t greater than satan, as for – according to christian time calculation – he wasn’t able to smite him for all this time. So in the end it comes down to who has more souls… and tbh… better be on the winning team than be conquered.
Yes, I work in IT, and I’m proud of it.
Yes, I also play World of Warcraft – and I like it.
No, I’m not athletic.
Yes, I do have a girl-friend.
Yes, I do have an 80 Paladin.
Yes, my gf plays WoW too.
If you only would apply some logic to what you are saying, you would realize how wrong you are, and what kind of bullshit you are preaching.
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10:40 am
Wow you are stupid. Get your facts right before you flame something. Oh and Hail Satan. Plus I play World of Warcraft, I am a quarter back for my high school, have a job and have a girlfriend. I feel sorry for your kids.
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4:18 pm
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4:19 pm
One of these bloody codes should work d
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4:31 pm
fuck it, just copy-paste this into the adressbar:
http://img198.imageshack.us/i/whypeopledonthave.png/
my computer’s being painful, but anyway it’s a more accurate graph.
You’d be surprised that quite a few girl’s actually play world of warcraft
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12:24 am
Hahahahha.
I probably get laid more than your poor sons, and I’m a level 80 warrior.
Just goes to show you that paladins = fail.
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7:45 am
Pala’s and DK’s do fail.
Warrior’s, rogues & mages are awesome
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2:50 am
Just the fact that this guy uses a Graphjam as anything other than its intended use (which is to be for fun… go on, look at graphjam.com and see what that site is actually about) it also shows he spends his holy christian time scouring those kinds of sites. You enjoying Lolcats too? I´m sure Failblog is your favourite though. It´s great fun
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7:48 am
Just seen the graph on graphjam, I guess knowing these guys they’d think it was absolute, heavily researched, undeniable fact.
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10:01 am
Claire you are amazing at proving this dude wrong.
Billings please stop this nonsense I am a christian and I think this is horrific. I have an 80 Rogue.
Now please kneel for your cleasning in the name of god.
IN THE NAME OF GOD BE CLEANSED! You hath PREACHED the fake word and hath caused much a sin to the day I HAVE SEEN THE TRUTH BEHIND YOUR DISGUISE NOW GOD TAKE THE DEMON OUT OF THIS MAKE! TAKE IT AND CLEANSE HIM! IN GODS NAME BE CLEANSED!!!!
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4:51 pm
I stumbled on this and was shocked. I, myself, am a born again christain. And I have three lvl 80′s in the game of warcraft. My bf who is also born again has one lvl 80. We enjoy playing the game together and after all the warcrafting is done we spend time with each other. Here is the thing. Do some people need to turn off their computers and step out side for fresh air and exercise? Well of course they do, but notice I did not just mention playing video games, but the computer in general. Some people may not game on their computer and are in just as bad shape because they spend all their time infront of the same screen.
But on sundays my computer stays off. I go to church, teach sunday school, and have a bible study that lasts well into the evening hours. With all thing moderation is the key. This is something I’ve said too and about other christains. BEFORE you assume you know what is going on try it yourself. I’ve never seen a guild orgy. I’ve never seen World of Warcraft turn people instantly gay. I’ve never even heard of half the stuff barfing from your lips.
BEFORE you judge you had best learn what to the fullest extent it is you are judging. And….This whole post made by “christains” is in itself going against our own bible. You should feel shame. Thou shall not judge least you be judged by the same merit.
So if you go to a all male/female bible study does that make you instantly a homosexual? Think not. Because you attend a co-ed bible study does that mean you are throwing each other down and having mad orgies? Don’t think so.
I implore my fellow christains to Intelligently research before you open your mouths and spew vemon on the rest of us. You are doing nothing for the cause of Christ. If anything you are pushing more people away. No one likes to be called names and to be told they are gay simply because they choose to spend their pasttime in a game meant only to have fun shines a bad light on the rest of us who are intelligent enough to study and research and understand that of which we speak.
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11:33 pm
OK everyone, I’m a Christian and I would love if everyone here would quit dissing us because of the idiots. We’re not all close-minded, extremist conservtive, racist, sexist, homophobic, pigs. COME TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!!! LOL
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6:15 pm
Mr. Billings, this article really opened my eyes to the teachings of Jesus Christ our Lord and saviour.
I had no idea that World of Warcraft really did these abhorrent things to young men like myself!
Today i will cancel my account on Blizzard.com and forever stay out of that kind of despicable drug they dare call entertainment. Thank you and praise your insight in modern Christian values.
Now i will go to the gym for the second time this week(today is tuesday), and train my muscles to an appropriate shape and form. After which i will start my nightshift at the hospital where i work as a surgeon. Yes Mr. Billings, im a doctor. And have been playing this game since its release. My fiancée is a highly successful lobbyist in Brussels and guess what, she plays too.
How can this be possible, if that so-called chart at the top of this page even was based on actual numbers?
How did I get my grades? How did my fiancée get her grades, when we have been playing WoW for this long? According to your logic, we would have no chance at all to even meet, right?
Mr. Billings, i have read this webpage with horror and Jesus would not approve of your work down here.
It´s sad to see that you really believe what you write, that you see everything only from your point of view and that you cannot be moved from your zealous belief.
If i remember my psychiatryclasses correct, that is what is called a delusion -a thought, or belief that is so strong, that no logic or reasoning can make one change his mind.
That is also part of the psychosis in the severe psychiatric disorder known as Schizofrenia.
i.e i would believe that this site is fake, i hope so for your sake.
If you truly are adamant in these ideas and this site is not fake, then Mr Billings and the rest of you all delusional people on this site, i seriously reccomend that you seek help immediately. And im serious here. This site makes christians all over the world look bad.
But then again im only a simple surgeon and not a psychiatrist.. what do i Know?
..And by the way.. this site has nearly made me become an atheist.
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2:05 am
this sophistry spewing demagogue ruins your faith, wow what a wonderful group of people these christains are, hey Billings, my email is fredshutts@gmail.com if you care to debate this drool you spew with me I welcome your attempts at arguments, but I fear like most christians of your ilk you are probably a coward
God will strike me down. Its a challenge little man because I don’t think you are a man nor do I think you have a spine.
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7:21 pm
Arioch,
As much as I abhor the views of Mr. Billings, your views about Christians disgust me just as much. This website is a complete load of crap, and I urge you to not put any merit into the “Christianity” that these people claim to be a part of. In reality, most Christians aren’t that bad. We don’t go around with signs that say: ‘Hi, I’m a Christian, and because of that I’m better than you.’ I go to a Christian high school that pretty much lets anyone in if they can pay the tuition. In fact, a good thirty percent of my school is Atheist. Because the total population of my school is about 110, I’m friends with almost all of them and so are my other CHRISTIAN friends. We’re not as judgemental as you think (we just get intensely pissed off when you think we are), so don’t assume. It makes an ASS out of U and ME.
Christina
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12:14 pm
This is pathetic? What’s wrong couldn’t get decent web hits just talking about Jesus? Had to try to drag in 11 million WoW players? As you are sure to notice; WoW players don’t give a damn either way about the existence of a god. I like how tolerant this article is; and the lack of understanding of what scientific means. What a joke. But I guess when you believe in magical beings you can justify anything to yourself. Not like God is going to correct you.
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12:47 am
Dear Stephenson Billings
why didn’t your dad weard a kondom, you are just like hitler “should not have been born”
all that horse ass you are saying have no proves when its come to what the bible acturly is saying,you are just one of the dam racist bastard there have abselut no life at all.
if you really are a beliver then you are gonna go to hell and that is fact because you shall not judge eny one, that is God’s job, if you judget people you will be judget with the same thing, and all that you have sayed in here is really non fact hitting words there will come right back in your face at jugment day.
so pownd
good luck with your life
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9:40 pm
okay seriuously, I came in search of ideas on how to get my 17 year old to not play this game so much! I don’t mind that he plays it as he can certainly be out doing far worse things, but I do want him to have a life outside of his 4 bedroom walls, and be engaged as a member of this family. I don’t even care that he doesn’t have a gf…. but get a life!
I read most of the thread here and I have to say I am disappointed in ALL of you! First of all, I am a mother, I am a Christian, and I don’t love or hate WOW, I just think my kid needs more balance in his life.
So why am I disappointed? well, if you are athiest that is YOUR choice…. but please do not lump all of us in one package! I happen to be a non-denominational Christian that 100% believes that Jesus Christ died on the cross to save my sorry ass! I also 100% know that I am not perfect, but also know that God is not expecting perection from me… he just wants me to TRUST in Him and learn to be a better person, and to love people for where they are at; regardless of whether they are athiest, angnostic, buddist, catholic, german, irish, italian, gay, etc. Choosing to be Christian is not wrong, and I don’t think it is fair to lump all of us in one pile! there are tolerant Christians out there, I may not agree with your lifestyle but I still love all people…. you have to live with your lifestyle not me. Judging Christians is why I do not subscribe to a particular form of religion… because that is not my purpose for being a Christian. And, I would like to point out that i don’t expect anyone to believe in this ‘invisible man’ that call God that is up to you, but I can’t deny something that I know is there and that I have seen work in my own life. He is not invisible to me.
Stephenson, you my friend, really are being judgemental. I know that you have good intentions behind your posts but they are definatly coming out as judgemental. You are the type of Christian that make the rest of us look bad, and the actions and non acceptance of people like you are what drives people away from Christ not draws them near. Let God be the judge.
As for this site, I did not find it helpful at all… in fact, it was a little old school… and again why I don’t subscribe to ‘religion’ or religious organizations, because I don’t believe that people should stand at a pulpit and tell me that they are going to hell for doing or not doing something. That is for God to decide and you to discern how you live your life.
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7:35 pm
ppsshh this is bs. go on youtube and look up athene. he’s the best paladin in the world. and he has a girlfriend. PWNED
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7:41 pm
billings u are pathetic… you have no right to say ANYTHING against the homosexual people.. they are not “nasty” they are actually very nice and are a girls best friend in most cases… if god loves ALL his children, he loves the homosexual ones too.. grow up and get over yourself. you should be ashamed of yourself for accusing god of being prejudice against homosexuals.
you disgust me, i side with claire on every post she has put up on this sad excuse for a website. she is very good at breaking down your stupid nonsense posts and all you can do is get all defensive and cal us bad people.. whos really the grown up here? FYI, were not children, were only a few years younger than you…
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8:12 pm
this post is disturbing.
i am a 32 year old WOMAN who plays wow and has for about 5 yrs no. I am employed, make good money, am respected at work and loved by my family. I am married, have 2 dogs that I take care of and guess what, passed my last physical with flying colors.
that said i have 3 lvl 80s. a pally, a warlock, and a shaman.
and i love wow.
I like that i can get on and play a fun game while talking to (not whoring myself like suggested) like-minded, intelligent folks that have fun on a GAME.
its a GAME, not a satanic ritual.
get a life. and i feel sorry for your kids too.
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2:03 am
Hello, I’m single by choice and this decision was made before I learnt of WoW, most women I have met are worse than the men when it comes to all of the relationship problems these days.
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10:35 am
It can be a bit nerve wracking to take on any new sport, but there is perhaps no athletic activity that intimidates beginners quite as much as skydiving. Since the majority of people who are interested in skydiving have never jumped out of a plane before, it makes plenty of sense that skydiving can cause even the most experienced and courageous athletes to come down with a sudden case of the jitters. The fact that many people find their first jump so difficult makes the initial fall all the more important. If your first skydiving experience is positive, you will feel more confident about your ability to learn skydiving technique. If you don’t enjoy your first jump for any reason, you are unlikely to try again. In some sense, the first jump can make or break a skydiver.
There are two common methods for taking on your very first dive: tandem jumping or accelerated free fall. In a tandem jump, you share a harness with an experienced skydiving instructor who has total control of the fall and landing. In an accelerated free fall, instructors help to guide you during your time in the air, but you are in your own harness, open your own parachute, and control your own landing. Each of these methods has some advantages and some disadvantages, and deciding which one is right for you depends largely on what you think your future as a skydiver will be.
Tandem jumping can be less frightening than an accelerated free fall, and many people opt to start out with a tandem jump in order to get a taste of what skydiving is like without having the responsibility of controlling any portion of their fall. Often, people who only plan to skydive once choose to take a tandem jump because it allows them to relax and enjoy the ride while their jumping partner worries about the altitude, the parachute, and the landing. This gives you the opportunity to experience the thrill of skydiving while knowing that your safety is in very capable hands.
In an accelerated free fall, you exit the plane with two instructors, one on either side of you, who maintain a grip on your harness for the duration of the fall, controlling your speed, helping you improve your position, and assisting you with stability. When you reach four thousand feet above the ground, you open your own parachute and pilot yourself down to the landing target. An accelerated free fall costs more than a tandem jump because it requires two guides instead of one, but unlike the tandem jump it can count as the first leg of your training course towards eventual certification. This makes it a good option as a first jump for people who are serious about continuing with their skydiving training.
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4:47 pm
Wow, im hurt. i played World of warcraft for about a year and a half, and guess what, im a healthy teenager, with a social life. As for not having a girl friend, well, i might not, however i know people who play it and do, and i also know people who play it who are married and have kids. Before you ask, the kids are treated well and i hve played warcraft with them on many an ocation. world of warcraft isnt a bad game at all. As for the graph, its from a website called graphjam.com if you check it out it is a comeidic graph website made for commedy, no scientific reaserch, just someones sense of hummor.
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11:53 am
this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.. My BOYFRIEND yes thats right I’m a girlfriend of a World of warcraft player.. And I know of many other male players with girlfriends/wives.. and they are not fat old weird guys.. They lead normal lives and are very attractive.. I also know many girls that play world of warcraft to and guess what.. Most of them are successful attractive women with boyfriends/husbands.. I’m sure there are fat weird people playing as well but do you dare pass out judgement on all world or warcraft players without knowing ALL of them..
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9:19 pm
Wow, the sheer ignorance of this article is almost shocking. First, I would have to point out that until you improve your own grammar you shouldn’t comment on high school drop-outs. Perhaps you should brush up on your English some more. As for the comment about getting out of your country? Both my husband and I are Army medics here in Ft. Carson and we both play WoW. We both have served numerous deployments in both Afghanistan and Iraq and also have degrees in Biochemistry and Literature. The thing is a lot of people in the military play WoW. It gives us a hobby we can share with friends and families when we are sent thousands of miles away. So as for getting out of your country, speaking on behalf of those of us in the Military who play Warcraft, this is OUR country, we fought for it and if we want to play then I think we will. In the meantime, perhaps you should remember that this country that allows you to write such libel on the internet is also the one allowing people to play WoW.
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1:54 am
Not to nitpick here but I’m pretty sure medics don’t do the fighting.
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2:42 am
And without medics there would’nt be any soldiers who are able to fight anyway..
Think before you post.
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3:07 am
Without the medic soldier can still fight. Without a soldier, no fight. You think before posting, because medic no fight wars. Soldier fights.
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3:31 am
Apparently you have NO idea how many soldiers are saved by the medics… And, guess what, the medics also fight dumbnut…
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4:39 am
Soldiers that were injured in battle wouldn’t ever fight again if not properly cured by army medics and surgeons. Ask all those young soldiers that were injured in Iraq or Afghanistan or whereever you want, they will tell you the same thing: without army medics, an army would not last long.
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9:23 am
Medics do not fight, that is point. No needed. Soldiers needed.
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10:21 am
And an injured soldier is a useless soldier that won’t fight! Without medics I bet no soldier would go and fight, because they wouldn’t have a backup, someone ready to save their life. Soldier fights —> soldier is injured (shit happens man) —-> medics cure injured soldier —-> soldier recovers —-> soldier fights again, that’s how it works!
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10:36 am
Now you claim our brave soldiers will not go fight for our country if no medics! You insult our military.
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10:43 am
No, I’m just being logic. Since the napoleonic wars and even before no army would move to fight anyone anywhere if there weren’t enought medics with them. My uncles is the italian equivalent of a SGT Major and his division never moved anyhwere without medics. And just to be clear: medics DO fight, maybe not in first line, but everyday army medics fight to keep soldiers alive and well.
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10:46 am
actually no. he said that the miltary is a team that works because it’s a team. take a part of the team away and it doesn’t work
you on the other hand said that a major part of the millitary is useless
you started with the insulting of the millitary so fuck off
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4:22 pm
Okay, time for the medic to speak up. Medics do indeed fight and we do fight on the front lines. In fact, not only do we man crew-serviced weapons like .50 cals and 240B but we carry both a .9m and the M4 rifle. Every dismounted patrol and convoy that leaves the wire has a medic with it. Every team that kicks in a door, has a medic in it. In fact, with todays overseas activities a lot of missions are geared around medics. We teach the local doctors real medical care, bring supplies to clinics, and treat and educate the local nationals. Now more than ever we are the pivotal point in operations. Even the Special Forces teams each one has its own medic even though it is just a small elite group. Medics also happen to be the number 1 targets, even above officers, and a good number of the casualties in theatre have been medics. So if they aren’t on the front lines then how did that happen? Now I can only speak for the U.S. Army but we are trained to be a soldier first and a medic second. The threat must be eliminated before we can help our casualties or we will just become one ourselves.
And my final point is, that sometimes not all fighting is done with munitions. A large part of our patient care overseas is to treat burned infants and small children since it is the custom to discipline a child by dipping them in boiling water. So we save their children from pain and infection, we send them in to have their tumors removed and provide them medicine that doesn’t even exist in the country so they can live one more year. In doing this we endear these people to us, their children see us as the good guys. So isn’t that just another way of getting the mission done?
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7:01 pm
Abe,
First, I’m going to say that, even though I personally don’t play WoW, I think that this article is the biggest hasty generalization I have ever seen. I didn’t even care about it this much until you called women inferior. And don’t you dare quote the Bible on me and take a verse completely out of context. It’s revolting when you do. And next, I’d like to say that a lot of my guy friends play RPGs and all of them are relatively comfortable with a social setting, and many of them have girlfriends. While it’s true that a good percentage of players may be socially awkward, it’s rude to just assume that. That’s called stereotyping. You know what else is stereotyping? The fact that it’s people like you who make Atheist believe all Christians are the worst people in the world. Hmm…I think that was enough about the article to get my point across.
Christina
Now it’s time for me to move on and say how disgusted I am with Stephenson Billing’s STEREOTYPING of Italians. Reading it literally made my stomach churn. And I’m only half.
Billings,
With a good portion of my family in Italy and the recieving of pictures from around the Pisa district every so often, I can honestly say that you are flat out wrong. You’re seriously calling Italians oversexed? Have you looked at AMERICANS recently? Or any time before the late fifties. And as for the way they dress, I’ll repeat (just so you understand clearly): Have you looked at AMERICANS recently?
I’m done with that topic now because if I go on, I’ll say things that I’ll regret. Oh, wait. I have another thing to say. How dare you insult Catholics. I am not a Catholic (Prouldy Lutheran), and it was sick to see you revert to such childish insults because others don’t have the same view as you.
Billings, you are so unaccepting of difference. You rant so much about ‘the shortcomings’ of other countries (and beliefs) that you fail to see the faults of America (and yourself). I’m not saying that other countries (or other people) are all perpetually good because they’re not. And I’m not saying that America’s perpetually bad. Everything on earth has faults (yes, that includes you, me, Claire, Edge, and every other person who has commented on this thread). Aquinas made that painfully obvious with Utopia. The name Utopia itself is derrived from two Greek words. U meaning ‘no,’ and Topia meaning ‘place.’ No place. So don’t pretend that America’s all superior to other countries. That’s exactly why some people don’t like Americans (which sucks because not all of us feel superior to other countries). Remember, we’re all equal in God’s eyes (even the Homosexuals, Italians, Women, Atheists, and Gamers).
So we’ve reached the part of my review where I ask you to respond. It’s always interesting to hear different point of views no matter how much I disagree with them.
Christina
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2:23 am
Sweetcheeks, these are actors making you look foolish. Your hefty debating skills could be better used elsewhere.
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3:19 am
Haha. Yeah. I post that on a bunch of articles, but I mostly argue just to get less frustrated. Though I do think that Billings actually believes what he says.
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4:28 am
Its sad how these people are one sided ignore everyone else and yell out (not literally) I’M RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG AND WE KNOW EVERYTHING
this is the what you are saying with your racist and stereotypical comment
read my respond and youll see
(i failed at it because i did not see the comment box at the bottom, whoops!)
dont insult italians either they have a history of being great people who respect religions
and you also insult catholics? Am i wrong or isnt catholic a branch of the christian religion? Therefor you insult yourself? How confusing and self contridicting you are! Please open your eyes and see the world for what it really is, not the example you were given
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6:40 pm
Yeah. Plenty of my friends play WoW a couple of them acctually met over wow. Also, that pie chart is a joke… not kidding there are plenty of joke charts. So yeppers.
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6:32 pm
Hello, i am called Jennifer. I am 16 years old. I have a boyfriend, 15 days older than me, who plays World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft players do have girlfriends. I am proof.
Fail troll has failed.
I would also like to add that i am Wiccan. I dare you to burn me at the stake. Through the computer screen, of course. I smoke weed, yet i go to 6th form college. I’m rather well-educated. I got enough GCSE’s to get into a good 6th form.. the weed has nothing to do with it of course. I believe that the higher beings who created this earth put everything here for a reason. There is good in everything.
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4:39 pm
lol…. this artical is too much I am a female and I Play world of warcraft and so does my husband of 10 years we have 2 children 8 and 2 and a very big social life we have been playing WoW for 3 years and YES I pay for it and I am still able to be a stay home mother who does everything this game does not ruin your life and just a litle FIY for those of you who do not play WoW and are not in the loop some of those youtube vidoes are fake the one up there where the kid looses his mind after parents shut his account down was made up so check your facts before you post the videos as the real thing and another things I have tons of Real Life Guy Friends that play this game as well and they all have girlfriends and most of them go to college so for all you people who are out there posting that WoW is the spawn of satin or something give me a break you have never played it you just assume its bad >.< and just for your intertainment let me give you some WoW lingo … ROFLMAO…. So on behalf of me and my guild we would like to say thank you for this foolish generlization of a game you know nothing about!
Iceay
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6:24 pm
“flabby out of shape body, poor, uneducated.”
Sounds to me like you fit the bill, mate.
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6:51 pm
How is a graph from “graph jam”: a humor based website, valid scientific evidence. I do not even think that scientists would conduct such a study/experiment, as it would be pointless and only receive negative attention. The world does not revolve around sports and meathead jocks, and video gaming is becoming a significant aspect to media and entertainment. From what I have observed quite a few loser jocks are obsessed with video games, so your argument is invalid.
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1:09 pm
Wait, wait, wait. How are all the things you cunts don’t like instantly related to drug use? Show me one statistic that link WoW to drug use you fucking idiot.
Also, since when do normal young men only go to work baseball games? Are normal young men not allowed to play futball or American football or basketball? Oh right, too many niggers in those sports and I know how you hate niggers. Baseball is linked to drug use way more than video games, you know considering all the steroid use those meatheads are up to.
By the way you shouldn’t talk to much about getting exercise, you’re looking pretty chubby yourself in that picture.
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12:59 pm
You know, what initially startles me is the massive Microsoft-Paint made graph. Then I notice the “It is suspiciously Homosexual”. So, love thy neighbor unless he’s homosexual? Meh…
Another thing people fail to realize is that if one plays an MMO for a short amount of time a day, maybe an hour, or use it as a reward system. People can play games and stay healthy at the same time. If you are worried about your son meeting so-called “suspicious strangers” (despite a good 99.9%+ of the market are actually decent people!), make your son play in the same room as you.
I know someone who plays WoW who is training to become a Doctor. You claim that WoW players will end up down alleys, but I know many people that are happily settled down in families who play these games.
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5:51 pm
Ok..your argument is invalid. I play WOW and other online games on my free time. As far as being an overweight pimple faced basement dweller? Far from it. I am a Marine Infantryman who tends to use the net and games like wow to kill time while my wife is on her deployment with the Navy defending your right to be a jackass. Morons like you are the reason I am an atheist
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6:21 pm
Guys.. you do realize these people are just trying to get you worked up.. they probably don’t even believe this crap they’re trying to sell. But look, it sure is getting them traffic…. If you really want to show them how much you don’t give a damn about what they’re saying.. stop coming to the site.
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4:08 am
Did you just add a picture from Graphjam as scientific proof?
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1:15 pm
Omigosh! I’m a Christian and I played World of Warcraft and my brother does too he has a couple of level 80 characters(YES! HE ALSO HAS A LIFE! oh its possible alright.)! this site is RIDICULOUS! I cannot believe people are wasting their lives away creating these idiotic articles, Go do something actually helpful if you’re a Christian go on a mission trip instead of sitting around on your lazy butts writing about the evils of the world! we all know there are bad things in the world, this site is NOT helping! seriously, I cannot believe this isn’t a joke! maybe some people don’t feel like dating yet!! I don’t want to date until I’m ready! whats wrong with having a little fun playing a computer game? if you really want to do something to help, go save some people. its far more rewarding then criticizing everyone. trust me!
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1:36 pm
MAKES ME SAD AND ANGRY A SITE LIKES THIS EXIST. YOU SAY THIS GAME IS EVIL, BUT IN REALITY RELIGION IS A LIE AND EVIL. RELIGION IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!
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6:46 pm
This article makes me giggle nonstop. I’m not sure what is more hilarious, the fact that people think the article is TOTALLY SRS BSNS, or the responses to it.
Don’t you people know this whole website is satire?
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3:12 am
yeah the reason why your sons dont have girlfriends isnt bc they play world of warcraft. its bc….
1.they are most likely not taught the social skills of how to communicate to women,
2. they are fat and ugly and there is nothing you can do about it
3. they are mean.
they are no different than the 30 year old you keep at your house whos still suckling at your tit that you baby and coddle away from the world and then you wonder why you cant pawn him off on an intelligent beautiful woman….
if you think that they’re gay.. its probably bc they are and your such haters they are afraid you’ll kill them for it so they kill themselves. your hatred for everything infests the world and makes ppl drown in the despair.
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11:24 pm
I play wow any have a gf and a lvl 80 paly… Infact she does too! No really she does and she can woop my butt… O ya in all seriousness this is a bunch of bs from a bs site I happen to stumble apon. I play this game and I can say most of this “report” is a load of crap. There is no “gay” crap in the game anywhere with no “orgys” as you call it. You can’t even get your characters naked none less has sex or “gay” sex. This is not a work or a plague from “Satan”. I can see how you may think it is “demonic” because you can cast spells and stuff but seriously come on be real… Let your kids have fun. BTW Blizzard is a UNITED STATES company not a “JAPAN” company so get your facts straight. You really should ACCUALLY see what the game is about and maybe play it before you critisize how “evil” and “demonic” it is. The game itself focuses on lore which is basicly a big story book you can participate in with extras in between. IF IT SEEMS LIKE ITS TAKEING CONTROL OF YOUR KIDS YOU CAN SET PARENTAL CONTROLS ON HIS/HER ACCOUNT. Thank you that is all and please take my words seriously.
Rain70mg@aol.com In all seriousness email me any replys or combacks of why Im wrong on anything
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1:15 am
God I fucking hate religion
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11:38 am
I find numerous elements of your article offensive.
1. I met a very kind, loving attractive and well built (obviously exercises) man and started dating him. Three years later, we are still together. He enjoys playing WoW, in between playing rugby and going to college. This point alone contradicts almost all of your ‘points.’
2. Your reference to the third world, “third-world failure” is quite confusing- I live in South Africa, a ‘developing’ nation, and I think the most problems in my ‘third world’ country are as far from cheetos and pornography as they come.
3. A girl who dates a man who plays WoW is an ‘alley whore’? I will take that as defamation of character, thank you very much. As a girlfriend of a WoW player, I pity your ignorance.
I have quite a lot more to say, but due to the fact you probably will have trouble understanding logic, I will spare you the lecture.
The type of Christianity that I practice does not involve pointing fingers and creating stereotypes. I hope that your children will not learn that from you.
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4:10 pm
Seems like all these good christians want to do is lie.. steal.. and destroy in order to stop their kids from playing this game. Sounds.. mature
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9:08 pm
Ironically, I don’t have a girlfriend because I spend every friday night rolling jiu-jitsu or boxing at the gym. My only friend is my training partner, and despite my athletic frame I couldn’t get a girlfriend if it would save my life. Not that I care because there aren’t any girls interested in jiu-jitsu anyway.
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9:16 pm
The fact that you got this “scientific graph” from GraphJams, is enough for me to know, you are either a really good liar (troll per say), or you are a complete idiot.
This scientific site that you used also has graphs that are there simply to measure that said graph’s likeness to PAC-MAN. I think this more than proves my point.
No I don’t play WoW, I hate it, I think its a horrible game, and generally not fun.
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3:03 am
I`m a woman & I play World of Warcraft. I really enjoy it. I also have had several boyfriends who play WoW. I currently am dating a fellow Blood Elf. lol. hey, if you`re a WoW player without a girlfriend come talk to me love.
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2:21 am
you niggas be posting in a troll thread
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11:15 pm
So.. There must be something wrong here. I am a girl, in decent physical shape, no debt, have a boyfriend of almost 4 years, live in Oklahoma (so there’s plenty of sun to go around), have a job where everyone loves me and enjoys my company there, in college (about to graduate by next August (degree in information security)), and I prefer to stay a little pale (don’t know about you, it’s just a preference), sounds good, right?
I might as well throw it all away because I play WoW.
Bite me.
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8:39 pm
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