Atheists, Please Stop Joke “Photoshopping” Our Pope
I hope today finds you all blessed and this weekend will be a great time of relaxation and time with family in your busy lives. This week’s theme at Langley has been on The Joy of Laughter. Since last Sunday and especially through last night’s dynamic message of Bibles and Smiles by Dr. Cole at Bible Study, I believe we’ve really explored a great breadth of topics in regard to how laughter, humor and delight is integral to the Christian faith and lifetyle.
Humor is one of our greatest gifts and when used properly, does well in keeping our mind, body and spirit in great health. Unfortunately, however, like all good things that God created there is the ability to use our gifts for evil and to celebrate Satan.
The principle worshipers of Satan are atheists. They claim they do not believe in a God or spiritual beings, yet each and every day they deny God they volunteer their service unto the Devil and pledge their soul to burn for all time in Hell.
Atheists naturally have a demented sense of humor, if you can even call it that. Last April, right before Resurrection Sunday, several atheists mailed pictures of what they call “Zombie Jesus” to our Holy Mailbox, to just try to sully the time of year and bring negative vibes to what should be joyous, thankful time; the time we celebrate the gift of eternal life to all mankind.
Their newest sins involve ‘photoshopping’ pictures of our noble leader, Pope Benedict XVI. Our Pope is an everyman, a man who could be the grandfather of any one of us. He is a holy man, yet a man of the people and for the people; his wisdom always shining bright.
Yet atheists would take this innocent, elderly man and disrespect him by implementing his figure in all sorts of hellish propaganda photographs. If these were different times of old and the letter of the law allowed it, I would personally support having them all tarred, feathered and crucified if convicted without a chance of redemption by a group of moral peers.
These types of affronts to our holy leaders are just dismal to say the least. There is nothing funny about these images and whoever created them is not being convicted; they are simply being used by Satan.
Warning: Some images contain an amount of fantasy violence, misleading political propaganda and general disrespect to a holy leader. Please have children leave the room before reviewing these archived images.
This is a large enough sample and some images are simply to decedent in morals to share. It is very sad, unfortunate, that people like this exist.
There was a point in time where the Pope still had full vested authority in politics. Perhaps one day we can again return to a proper law where the Pope’s divinely inspired words go without challenge. It would surely sum up the very offensive images people are creating of our world leader, if the Pope could offer them the chance of confession and eternal life before being put Earthly death in the gallows for disrespecting his divine authority.
Pope Benedict XVI is a world leader who has been charged with maintaing a fickle flock, on a global scale. Day in and day out, this man prays for our weather, health, political relations and world peace. It is not coincidence that H1N1 hasn’t killed millions more, while America has enjoyed relatively good weather this year.
The pope is an integral part to not only Catholocism, but also the world. Even though he should have far more political power and influence in global relations than liberals have wrestled away from his divine role, the Pope is to still be treated with all due respect.
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Author: Jack Gould
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1:39 pm
No wait a second…all of you should be protestant, not catholic! Is Benedict XVII YOUR pope? I thought protestants didn’t have a Pope!
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2:09 pm
Well, he’s not exactly my pope. I find all the trappings of Catholicism gaudy, they seem to wear the most outrageous of gowns and their churches are dripping with nudity and they drive booze during the service… but those are minor points. I’d much rather be with a Catholic than as rastafarian or a liberal. And Bill O’Reilly, a personal hero and one of our leading intellectuals, is Catholic. As is Hannity I think? Well for that matter Glenn Beck is a Mormom, and I’ve forgiven him for that. It’s more the homosexuals I’m worried about. Thankfully, everyone can agree on this topic. Even the Jews!
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5:56 pm
“It’s more the homosexuals I’m worried about. Thankfully, everyone can agree on this topic. Even the Jews!”
Everyone? Uh…I don’t think so. Thankfully, the entire world is NOT composed of religious extremists like yourself who enjoy telling other people what to do.
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9:42 pm
heres a realy good song for u. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lw4gtT0t2s
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6:02 pm
“There was a point in time where the Pope still had full vested authority in politics.”
Yes — the dark ages.
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11:28 pm
I could only wish The Pope had his full power again. The world would be a far better place.
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7:16 am
Sure, a world full of pedophiles…according to what he and his entourage are doing to cover all the tracks of child abuses in the ranks of the Catholic Church…
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9:36 pm
werd my nigga. the world is a much better place wen church and state are seperate
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12:35 am
I dont see this photoshoping you speak off clearly all of them are as real as the “Evidence” used on this site
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7:20 am
If we reestablish papal authority and support The Vatican with our military, there are so many wrongs the Pope could instantly fix; atheism, Africans, wars in areas that horde resouces that should belong to America, like oil. He could just give the word and we’d send our Holy Armies out, Bible in one hand and instruments of peace in the other, just like the good old days.
There is no coincidence that the best time on Earth, the time of true reason and progess, came when militaries proudly beared the Christian standard. A time when leaders realized the need for morality and decency, from a true Chrisitan lifestyle, to affect every bit of politics for their nations.
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12:39 pm
“there are so many wrongs the Pope could instantly fix; atheism, Africans, wars in areas that horde resouces that should belong to America, like oil.”
You douche-nozzle, you just said that Africans are wrong! What the fuck is wrong with you?
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6:31 pm
How are they right?
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8:12 pm
They’re “right” by being humans. Now please explain to me how they are “wrong”. Let me guess, they’re “wrong” because they’re not part of the “superior” American culture. You fucking racist piece of shit.
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11:29 pm
Let’s see: AIDs, genocide in Sudan, forcing people into slavery, blood diamonds, lack of cities/technology of their own, animals run wild, famine, starvation, lack of privatized medical system, little commercialism, no freely shared oil/resources of worth to us. That’s just a short list. Africa has many faults and evidence of not being a favored place, but I’d like to see that all turn around for them. They are such a nice people, but just lack the light to lead them from their very, very dark ways.
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4:17 am
AIDs: seems like patient 0 is american
genocide in Sudan: was caused by colonialism
forcing people into slavery: the american people did, not the africans
lack of cities/technology of their own: if the US would have been in subsaharian Africa they would be in the same conditions
blood diamonds: diamonds are requested by rich white people, not by the africans themself
animals run wild: what’s the problem with them?
famine, starvation: no water, no harvests. why do you think that the most of the people in Africa live in coastal zones then?
lack of privatized medical system: well, thank any god for that! privatized medical sytems only causes problems. huge problems!
little commercialism: well go in Nairobi, then you’ll see how much commercialism is there!
no freely shared oil/resources of worth to us: resources are property of the nation that has them, not of the US just because they are the US! that would be very communist by you Adam.
It is so easy to bust your points Adam, try something else please!
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1:31 pm
“If we reestablish papal authority and support The Vatican with our military, there are so many wrongs the Pope could instantly fix; atheism, Africans, wars in areas that horde resouces that should belong to America, like oil. He could just give the word and we’d send our Holy Armies out, Bible in one hand and instruments of peace in the other, just like the good old days.”
You mean Papal.
It’s not The Vatican, it’s the Vatican.
Atheism should be capitalized. It’s a proper noun.
Actually, he would probably distribute them more among Vatican City, which is actually its own country, which the Pope rules, than among America.
Because genocide is only bad in Sudan, right?
This article is terrible.
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7:41 am
Go and play Medieval: Total War or Age Of Empires II then, those times are over. Thankfully.
If the Church had its nation now, there wouldn’t be modern medicine, no antibiotic, no cars, no chemistry, no oil raffination process, nothing! There wouldn’t be even internet!
And please, go and tell someone else that every resource on earth belongs to America, because the principle of autodetermination of the population has been subscribed by US many years ago, you have absolutely no right to claim resources that don’t belong to you. Every nation has its resources, be it oil, wood, food or diamonds, and they belong to that nation, not to US in exclusive. Please, go and read a book about the French Revolution and Enlightenment. If a book is too hard to read, then try with “The Rose Of Versaille” by Riyoko Ikeda, maybe a comic is easier.
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9:57 pm
Did you really say “the good old days”? And africans? Come to NYC, “africans” will beat the shit out of you and your dumbass, outdated religion. Separation of Church and State exists because of dick-sneezes like you Adam Nelson
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9:43 am
“Let’s see: AIDs, genocide in Sudan, forcing people into slavery, blood diamonds, lack of cities/technology of their own, animals run wild, famine, starvation, lack of privatized medical system, little commercialism, no freely shared oil/resources of worth to us.”
1. It’s AIDS, not AIDs, the S stands for Syndrome
2. You specifically used the word “Africans” in your previous post, as if to suggest that being African is a fault in itself. You should have specified that you were referring to AIDS, genocide, etc.
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11:31 pm
Lol, funniest shit I’ve ever seen!!
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3:56 pm
Stop photoshopping our Pope? What about every over crap photoshopped picture on this website? Like Barak obama would put red lightning into kids eyes. Christian Morons.
Heil Odin!
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4:14 pm
Good thing the operators of this site can take a joke. Waitttt. Never mind.
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5:27 pm
You’re worreid aobut photoshopping – while this evil bastard is protecting men who rape children?? Are you kidding?
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5:23 pm
could you please take down your website? i can’t get any work done, im having abdominal cramps and i think im gonna piss myself
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12:06 pm
When was the last time that the pope did something good for the humanity?
Oh yeah when he died..
What’s really gay: a bunch of old man stuck in a room “voting” for the next pope
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2:28 pm
I AM A EMOSEXUAL AND PROUD MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!
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7:37 pm
Those pictures are so funny.
By the way, the Pope has made statements that actually proves he’s quite the liberal. Explained here in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haaLJyVS80s
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