Barack Obama Causes Chicago To Lose Olympics to Rio de Janiero, Brazil
October 4, 2009 by Abe
Filed under Faith Links, Featured, sports
What a sad and shameful week for America. Our “president” is an international laughing stock and holds no merit or weight in the global community.
His home city of Chicago applied for an Olympics bid and was knocked out of voting in the first round. Reports indicate his wife, Michelle Obama, tried to entice the Olympic committee to vote for Chicago by exposing her thighs beneath a short cut flussy dress. Harlot!
I wish this were the 1980s and we had a real president in office like President Ronald W. Reagan. The world used to fear the American president because they knew that in a heartbeat, if we didn’t get things our way that we would bring the full wrath of God down upon their heathen land and economy.
But now, we’re weak. Obama has squandered our wealth on free healthcare for the lowly poor. He has made our military dangerously weak by cutting our underfunded armed services to pay for things giving free American food and American medicine to Palistinian terrorists!
Now look. Even the Olympics laugh at us and refuse to put the global sporting games in the greatest nation on Earth. We’re the nation that makes sports popular and has all the good teams, and yet the Indians in Brazil are going to play host to the Olympics. Sick!
This is just more evidence of why we need Obama out of office. Just because Zeus is fake do not think for a second that a holy lightning bolt will not be hurled from the heavens at all this sick freaks for skipping us on the Olympics! A real bold of lightning from God can hit any time, and any place and send any sinner straight to the pits of Hell! Burn Olympic committee for skipping America!
“Obama has squandered our wealth on free healthcare for the lowly poor.”
You favor the Olympics over healthcare for the people of America? That’s pretty sad (and pretty odd to hear from a man who lives in an oatbran-covered trailer).
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What the fuck is wrong with you abe? Last time I checked we don’t need the olypmpics in our country’s current state. Last time I checked the United States does not want to be feared. We want to be supported. If we are feared if we are ever in need of help, we need support not enemis. Its no surprise people think the Americans are idiots. You make it sound like we need the olympics when we don’t. We don’t Achmedinejad or however the fuck you spell his name in our country first of all, i thought you rednecks would have supported not having him here. You also make it sound like middle class to poor people are like animals. Some people got laid off, its not their fault no ones hiring. Just by your comments, i am pretty sure I can tell you, my parents probably make 100 times more of a salary then you.
Fucking rednecks…gotta hate them.
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Oh cry me a river! You are a deluded fool, Bob. You have no comprehension of moral or deep thinking.
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Excuse me? Who the fuck do you think you are? Because I don’t beleive in your shitty moral values? Because I don’t beleive in your so called Faith I have to be deluded? Is it because I come from a family whom are different from this site? Unlike you we are INTELLECTUAL republicans, not racist little pig shits such as your selves. If you read my post, you would agree with me, we are too far in debt, and to far into a recession to even bother with this shit. The only reason we would even want the olympics in the United States, is for the extra jobs that would come with it. Morality has nothing to do with intellect, let me explain to you what I am, so you can hate me more.
My Name Is Jason
I was born ad raised in South Florida.
I was Born Jewish, and studied at a hebrew school for the first 11 years of my life. I was Bar’Mitzvahed.
I started working when I was 14.
I don’t really give a quarter of a shit, if gays get married or not.
When I turned 12, i became an athiest, because I found religion was just a distraction from my studies.
I graduated High School with a 4.5 GPA, with a 1590 on my S.A.T.
I am a freshman at Hardvard University, planning to major in Neuroology, with a minor anti biblical studies (Luficerism, Satanism) because even though i am an athiest I found those interesting.
In that list i can find 1 thing, that might be even closely considered to Immoral, so I don’t know who the fuck you think you are by calling me deluded.
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“What a sad and shameful week for America. Our “president” is an international laughing stock and holds no merit or weight in the global community. His home city of Chicago applied for an Olympics bid and was knocked out of voting in the first round. Reports indicate his wife, Michelle Obama, tried to entice the Olympic committee to vote for Chicago by exposing her thighs beneath a short cut flussy dress. Harlot!”
dude, ya’ll are retards. Mrs. Obama is a harlot for wearing short shorts? Ignoranance
“I wish this were the 1980s and we had a real president in office like President Ronald W. Reagan. The world used to fear the American president because they knew that in a heartbeat, if we didn’t get things our way that we would bring the full wrath of God down upon their heathen land and economy.”
wait a minute, if things don’t go our way we bring the wrath of God down upon them? sounds like a major bitch-fit to me. Since when is America the king of the world? when have we ever brought our wrath done on other countries?
“But now, we’re weak. Obama has squandered our wealth on free healthcare for the lowly poor. He has made our military dangerously weak by cutting our underfunded armed services to pay for things giving free American food and American medicine to Palistinian terrorists!”
Why shouldn’t we help the poor? why shouldn’t we give medecine to people who need it? Not all Palenstanians are terrorist! Their are American terrorist for crying out loud! Whatever happened to what would Jesus do? I mean, we all know he wouldn’t help the poor and that he’d let His children die because we wouldn’t give them the medecine they need.
“Now look. Even the Olympics laugh at us and refuse to put the global sporting games in the greatest nation on Earth. We’re the nation that makes sports popular and has all the good teams, and yet the Indians in Brazil are going to play host to the Olympics. Sick! This is just more evidence of why we need Obama out of office. Just because Zeus is fake do not think for a second that a holy lightning bolt will not be hurled from the heavens at all this sick freaks for skipping us on the Olympics! A real bold of lightning from God can hit any time, and any place and send any sinner straight to the pits of Hell! Burn Olympic committee for skipping America!”
Why do you always talk about sending people to hell? why would you want ANYONE to go to hell? This was by far one of the most racist things I’ve read. who cares if the Olympics aren’t going to be in the USA? it doesn’t matter, our athletes can shine regardless. they’re sick freaks for voting on a different country? I can’t believe you giuys call yourselves christians
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you are some nasty piece of work saying all that profanity on the internet i hope your mom watchs your internet browser history she will be ashamed.
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Awww…Whats mommy going to do about me being a troll? Listen bitch, you don’t control me, or the internet. If you people are so American, then what the fuck is up with you rednecks not beleiving in the first amendment. Shall I give a history lesson? Becuase I learned this crap in 2nd grade.
The First Amendment to the United States Constitution is part of the Bill of Rights. The amendment prohibits the Congress from making laws “respecting an establishment of religion”, prohibiting the free exercise of religion, infringing on the freedom of speech and infringing on the freedom of the press. In the 20th century the Supreme Court held that the Due Process Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment applies the First Amendment to each state, including any local government.
So if you little chicken shits, want to tell me how I can talk on the Internetz go ahead, I really don’t give a flying fuck. I am 13 years old, I come to this site to laugh at you redneck hardcore christians. Its people like you, that make me wish for a world of athiesm, where god was never even a thought. With that, we could have skipped 1000 years of technological dark ages, and we wouldn’t be in this little crapper of an economy as we are now.
What Bob and Mark are saying is right. We don’t need the olmpics, we don’t need it in our current state.
I am sorry, if you find my use of the english language wrong, but frankly I am sure, Mark, Bob, a as stated earlier, can give a flying fuck what you rednecks think.
Janicefun, Abe, and Billings, you ignorant redneck assholes, have to be the scum of America.
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Sam i am awed how disgusting you are. you have the mouth of a diseased drug addict long hall trucker. you should be ashamed. child like you should not be allowed near the internet. i pray tonight for your nasty horrible soul and all the horror of life that coming down the road for you, the homosexual sex, the drug parties, the loose women, the immorality and the complete failure in life. your just shameful and Jesus is probably weepy himself right now thinking of you in your dirty bed room typing away your lies.
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“Bob” “Sam” “Mark”: you’re clearly the same, insulting person so I’ll save my reaction to the first fake you. You claim to be a student at “Hardvard”! How pathetically sad and childish. Your other claims are equally imbecilic. How annoying you must be in real life! Are you a confused, sexually ambiguous teen with body issues? Your dirty language seems to suggest even worse– that you’re familiar with all sorts of unwholesome self-gratification and worship the male phalluses. I think you’re lost, my son. You immature tirades are truly cries for help, cries for the adult hand so desperately needed in your lonely life. Go to your local priest, or maybe on a Christian camping trip. You need the fresh air and male wisdom of your elders.
If you are actually a Jew as you claim, well your hatred of Christianity does not surprise me. The modern Jews are completely committed to destroying the Christian faith and your internet attacks are cut from the same cloth. I give absolutely no credence to the Jews hating Christians. Your logic holds zero value to the good people of this country and you could be prosecuted for your evilry.
Good bless your tortured soul.
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“You need the fresh air and male wisdom of your elders.”
Translation: “You need my cock in your tight asshole.”
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Claire, this is no place to air your pent up feminine sexual frustrations.
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Yeah Bob, Sam and Mark why use all the foul language? You can call Billings and Janice idiots and bigots in so many different ways! Haha What is their deal with homosexual relationships these days? It seems everything anyone does turns them into a homosexual. I better warn my girlfriend that I will turn into a homosexual from playing video games and being a liberal learning idealist… just to ease her pain and let her know its not her fault. Phobias are interesting to say the least.
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I’ve been TROLLing on the TROLLroad
All the TROLL-long day
I’ve been TROLLing on the TROLLroad
Just to TROLL the time away
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Chin up Abe! President Obama will make the military strong by letting in the gays. They got their hardcore stuff down good.
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Actually, the biggest problem Chicago had was the poor treatment the Olympic delegates received at the hands of the Transportation Safety Administration when they visited Chicago. Especially those from Arab countries. The personal harassment received by the delegates made them believe that it was unlikely that world would be well received there.
The Obamas were quite well received and respected at the event, but it wasn’t enough. It is pure politics to blame them for Chicago not getting the bid.
What is really at stake is our nation’s prestige. We need to once again be a beacon of freedom and democracy in the world, and not succumb to our fears of terrorism and the outside world, and not be more of a police state. We need to trust in the lord, and less in the security apparatus.
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Chin up Abe! President Obama will make the military strong by letting in the gays. They got their hardcore stuff down good.
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not in my america you jerk.
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“You’re america”? Really? Since when did racist conservative pigs who slander anyone who doesn’t agreee with them own the country? Do you have a problem with gays serving in the military? Are you so deluded that you believe someone who is willing to give up their life to defend OUR country and is gay should be kicked out?
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This site confuses me… Is it satire or an uber-sensationalistic Christian tabloid? Both the edginess and the stupidity in this country are getting so I honestly can’t tell any more.
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Please calm down Chris. Your evil typing and anti-Christian bias has no place here. It’s sad to think a young man such as yourself is so debauched and devoid of morality.
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“Claire, this is no place to air your pent up feminine sexual frustrations.”
I don’t have pent up sexual frustrations. You know why? Because I masturbate.
Oh, and you’re a pervert.
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I agree with Chirs this site does seem like a satire. When I read things on here claiming that the swine flu and World or Warcraft are related it just makes me laugh. Also with the extreme racial prejudice on this site helps confirm the stupidity. Actually most topics on this site are against teachings in the bible all together. Jesus wanted us to love faithful and the sinners. I read beliefs of loving your fellow man not condeming them at every turn. Those of you who call your self christians but post topics such as “I am Extremely Terrified of Chinese People” just makes me laugh harder. People terrified of the dumbest of things like World of Warcraft and David Letterman are things that are driving this country into the ground. Instead of looking at real social issues you choose to look at the bullshit that doesn’t matter. Poverty, crime, health systems, school systems, unemployment are just all left on the wayside while you make activist groups against Cosplay. Surly if World of Warcraft dissappeared than all of the social issues will dissappear and we will have our American Utopia. Wake up and smell reality cause you’re being an idiot.
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Sadly, you are grossly uneducated when it comes to the Bible.
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Sadly, you are grossly uneducated when it comes to social issues and being a decent human.
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The best reason to go to church is to get free toilet paper- the Bible
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makes great rolling paper too.
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Really…is this site satire or real? I’d love to join if it is satire
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