Children’s Cartoon Mom Marge Simpson To Pose Nude in Playboy
Time and time again I have warned everyone about sadistic children’s television shows such as South Park, Family Guy and The Simpson. These shows are crafted by liberals without morality and decency, and they have no problem with corrupting your children and introducing them to inappropriate material that will lead their minds to explore drugs, prostitution and unsaved lives.
That is why it comes as no surprise today to find out that the premiere children’s cartoon show, The Simpsons, is trying to lead your children into watching pornography.
On the show, there is a very inept mother named Marge Simpson. She allows her children to skip school, stay out until late hours such as 6 or 7 pm, and then doesn’t require her family to regularly attend church at least every Sunday and Wednesday for youth night/Bible Study.
The entire family is the anti-thesis of a proper nuclear family, and the show’s producers try to make this seem like a normal and good thing. Now, sadly, they have taken their anti-family agenda to a new level by having the pixelated mother expose her yellow flesh in the Satanic Playboy magazine.
We will be writing into The Simpsons to demand they issue an apology to all parents and submit their show for review to monitoring groups so that it may be censored for inappropriate content before airing in households were irresponsible parents allow their children to watch this filth. Warning: The following image media contains inappropriate content for archival purposes to be reviewed by respective parenting groups. Please have any women/children leave the room before viewing.
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3:41 am
A magazine? How old skool bro. I waiting for the youtube vids.
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1:43 pm
I WILL MASTURBATE CARTOONISHLY TO THIS!
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4:07 am
As if every kid in the world knows what Playboy is. Personally I learnt about the magazine when I was 16.
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5:50 am
That show is so desperate for attention these days now that its fans have aged so old that they have to fight over the remote in elder homes. This pornographic stunt must be some vainglorious attempt on Matt Groaning’s part to lure new young boys to watch. I believe he’s a homosexual as well as a Democrat. No surprises, there.
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8:58 am
There’s not even a reason for me to read the entire article. Instead, all I have to do is simply reiterate that “The Simpsons”, “Family Guy”, and especially “South Park” are NOT children’s shows.
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9:52 am
“Warning: The following image media contains inappropriate content for archival purposes to be reviewed by respective parenting groups. Please have any women/children leave the room before viewing.”
So women are excluded from these parenting groups?
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6:05 pm
Claire, why must you liken everything to your socialist party socials?
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8:11 pm
“Claire, why must you liken everything to your socialist party socials?”
Dude, you need to stop pulling things out of your ass. I was simply asking Dan if he thinks that women shouldn’t be part of parenting groups. And you linked that to a “socialist party social”…how?
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7:42 pm
So it’s socialist to point out that women are parents too? Last time I checked the act of being a parent involved both a man and a woman. Women are the ones who carry the children for nine months then give birth to them. I think we should be allowed in on the decisions of what our children should or should not be allowed to see.
I’m not saying that children should watch The Simpsons or that it is geared towards them.
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3:28 pm
My asshole just quivers anytime I see Dan posted something new.
I bet he’s got a huge cock….
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3:27 pm
Its so sad. I used to watch this show it was funny but now its so political all the time why do they let it on Fox??? I will never understand that one! and its disgusting and sad that this poor cute little character for children is now some porno image for dirty old men to have their jollys all over I am sad today.
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6:00 pm
The Simpsons is a children’s show? When did that happen? I must have missed the changeover. I thought it was still the same adult oriented cartoon that it started out as , back when it debuted on the Tracy Ulman show.
No seriously, this is a joke right?
I mean this website is a joke, right?
Ok, I get it; funny, guys, you had me going for a sec there
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10:35 pm
are you saying that women aren’t mature enough to handle this?
or are you saying that women are so weak that any inkling of female nudity will send us on a tirade of lesbian sex?
please, clear this up.
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10:36 pm
are you saying that women aren’t mature enough to handle this?
or are you saying that women are so weak that any inkling of female nudity will send us on a tirade of lesbian sex?
please, clear this up.
BTW-GO MARGE!!! WAY TO SHOW THAT YOU CAN HAVE THREE KIDS AND STILL BE SEXY!!!!
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7:21 am
“corrupting your children and introducing them to inappropriate material that will lead their minds to explore drugs, prostitution and unsaved lives”
I’ve been on the internet for a long time, but this site is the epitome of human stupidity. (Considering it’s not just a elaborate joke, i really really hope it is)
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12:54 pm
A couple of points:
a) “…that will lead their minds to explore drugs, prostitution and unsaved lives”. How, exactly, does one explore an unsaved life?
b) As Claire has pointed out ad naseum, The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy (et al) are adult-themed shows and are not intended for small children. That’s why the programs aire during prime time and not during Romper Room (or whatever the children’s program du jour is).
c) JaniceFun is still a big twat
d) Billings still twiddles little boys as often as he can. Especially when he’s on a camping trip and there are no parents around
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2:37 pm
a- You can explore the possibility of an “unsaved life” by delving deeper into sin, immorality, unprotected sex parties, drugs, Michael Moore movies, etc. etc. It’s just a matter of how deep you want to get into that nefarious lifestyle. Some people have trouble redeeming themselves before the eyes of the Lord if they get too deep.
b- Claire does have a suitcase full of opinions, but that doesn’t mean she’s riding the bus of logic. Many, many children watch these cartoons and the fact that they’re on early and OFTEN (before 8pm even) means that a vast number of kids left unsupervised by their (mostly democrat) parents are tuning in. It’s a real shame and parents need to get off their bongs and wake up.
c- Janice’s morality and beauty must scare a pervert like yourself. You wish you had a mother so involved in your personal growth.
d- My camping trips are incredible fun and deep explorations of faith. You have no shame saying it’s anything else. And you will never be invited. Sorry.
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12:33 pm
You’re still an idiot. And is that your dildo calling you?
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5:12 pm
hmm what it’s has to do with democrat and simpson because I KNOW a lot of REPUBLICAN children who watch simpson I mean there is no sense into your democrat stuff
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3:53 pm
Congratulations Christian Soldier!
I have saved this site to bookmarks.
For laughs.
Because this is one hilarious website.
I had no idea conservative Christians were this loopy.
Good luck fighting Scientologists for title of Most Hilarious Take On Reality Ever. So far its neck-and-neck.
Sincerely,
President Negro
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12:04 am
I find it hialrious how you always say “aske women and children to leave the room” That is so sexist. And also, how the hell do you think south park is a childrens show? Its not intended for children in anyway or form. And don’t say, ‘but children will watch it anyway’. Than that’s your fault as a parent for not teaching them what they can and can’t do/ I didn’t watch any of those shows till recently, love em especially south park. But I never watched anything like that as a kid, because my parebts explained to me why I shouldn’t watch it. They ddidn’t just spew that ‘its evil’ crap most christian say when they don’t like something
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4:02 pm
This is the funniest thing i’ve ever read in my life.
Thank god i’m English and don’t have to deal with this shit.
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4:17 pm
CHEERS TO THAT!
this site is the funniest thing i’v seen in AAAGES!
im trying to complete an essay here but I fear i’m going to waste the whole night looking at this site for shits and giggles!
You people are just MENTAL! you only get one life and your wasting it looking into the sky with a dropped jaw and glazed eyes like a child at the window of a candy shop! get out and live a little!
Guess what, we sent planes above the clouds, and we didnt find any angels!.. or harps for that matter…
Im English as you are ‘Watford Lad’ and by god, (excuse the irony) im proud im not one of these twats!
tell you what tho you christ lovers keep this shit up coz its funny as HELL!!
suppose everyone has a role on this planet, seems yours is the jester!
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5:00 pm
AMEN sexy xxx
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6:15 am
Really, this is what you believe? The Simpsons is not a childrens show and it does teach good Christian values. The Simpsons attend Church every Sunday rain or shine and Ned Flanders thier nieghbor is a born again Christian who talks Religion in almost every episode. You really need to join the 21st Century and get off your high horse, oh! I do believe the Bible states “Judge not lest ye be judged” So bugger off.
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