For those of you who will be able to support Amazing Grace Baptist Church’s first Satanic book burning, we would like to thank you in advance.
As you know, every year Satan uses Halloween and book propaganda to introduce our children to the lifestyle of gluttony, prostitution and death. These dark liberal values are only reinforced by Satanic books that public schools are attempting to stockpile in your child’s library.
Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C, believes in using only our King James Version of the Bible and is very strict with other sinful mediums of communication in writing and music. Like any good parent should do, they are planning to just burn as much sinful stuff as possible. I’m still hoping Pastor Grizzard will be adding video games to the burn menu.
Speaking of menu, there will also be a supper of bar-b-que chicken, fried chicken and all the sides. Good eats and good times. I wish all attending good times during the event and look forward to hearing about other book burnings you are doing at your local edifice.