Church’s First Annual Satanic Book Burning
For those of you who will be able to support Amazing Grace Baptist Church’s first Satanic book burning, we would like to thank you in advance.
As you know, every year Satan uses Halloween and book propaganda to introduce our children to the lifestyle of gluttony, prostitution and death. These dark liberal values are only reinforced by Satanic books that public schools are attempting to stockpile in your child’s library.
Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton, N.C, believes in using only our King James Version of the Bible and is very strict with other sinful mediums of communication in writing and music. Like any good parent should do, they are planning to just burn as much sinful stuff as possible. I’m still hoping Pastor Grizzard will be adding video games to the burn menu.
Speaking of menu, there will also be a supper of bar-b-que chicken, fried chicken and all the sides. Good eats and good times. I wish all attending good times during the event and look forward to hearing about other book burnings you are doing at your local edifice.
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Author: Scott Grunhard
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10:14 pm
I going to go and burn some bibles but leave the King James version of the bible to wipe my ass with
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11:47 pm
Distorted Views,
I just want to let you know that on more than one occasion I have been tempted to forward your comments to the FBI’s Domestic Terrorism Taskforce for IP tracking and deeper background probing on your person. I am letting you know this now because I do believe there is hope for your soul and your freedom if you repent and ask for my forgiveness. Otherwise, I fear you may become the next Una Bomber or Alec Baldwin, subverting the very morals and decency that make this country great.
Furthermore, your taunting is also tempting me to go all Glenn Beck on your buttocks, and sue to get your pathetic, immoral identity revealed just like Glenn did with the “Murder & Rape A Young Girl” website guy. However, the idea of seeing your pale, awful face on the national media is not appealing to me personally.
I pray for you, my friend.
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12:57 am
Billings you stupid yank don’t get your pants in a knot with all the hate you spew you have to expect some back.
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2:25 am
hank you for having nothing to say.
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11:02 am
“hank you for having nothing to say.”
This is coming from someone who posts bible verses that are not relevant to what someone is talking about or using them as proof and talking about you gay camping adventures with shirtless men
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2:40 pm
Some day the enormous salience of my wisdom will sink into your debauched body of debauchery.
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5:05 pm
Burning books is wrong. If you think the books are bad for kids then don’t let then read them!!!
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9:52 am
What books will you be burning? I have never actually seen a satanic book and I am somewhat curious. Don’t be scared of my being corrupted if you tell me. After all, when you read them to find out if they were satanic they didn’t change you at all or you wouldn’t be burning them.
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8:40 am
“introduce our children to the lifestyle of gluttony, prostitution and death”
“the lifestyle of death”
“life of death”
Nice contradiction there, makes about as much sense as the rest of your gibberish anyhow
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9:23 pm
Excellent web-site by Nohemi Jesus
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