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Behold the power of our Christian nation’s one true God! Last night all sinful Democrats who support Obama’s communist-NAZI Obamacare health plan received a wrathful warning from our Lord as he hurled lightning bolts at the Capitol Building!
Interns and Senators alike trembled in fear as an unprecedented electrical jolt from an omnipotent tempest struck down in all of a second.
Obamacare is a very destructive health care plan that Barack Hussein Obama is trying to force into our lives. It will force all working families to give up their private insurance and be at the mercy of government health care.
That means if a family chooses to not vote for Obama or support his support for terrorists, for instance, he can just deny you healthcare for your precious children. You’ll have to watch them die a slow, painful death of the H1N1 swine flu or perhaps the Bubonic Plague.
Imagine the sorrow in your heart as your kids die from plague, their little lungs hanging outside their body as they cough out spurts of blood, “I love you mommy and daddy.” How sick Obama for trying to deny our family’s healthcare!
It takes a sick individual to use petty politics as reason to deny a family healthcare. How dare Obama try to make us pay to insure the children of lazy, non-working people just so he can spread his vile communist agenda in our Republican nation of faith and decency!
Let us hope and pray more weather wrath strikes these no good liberals down with fear and panic, so they will do what we want them to do and keep insurance private and non-working people get no nothing! Glory!
10:08 pm
I mean. Is this for real?
If this whole blogsite is for the lulz, you guys are doing it wrong.
Seems to me this whole site is just some b-rate satire on Evangelicals…
or Southern Baptists…
or Christian Scientists… etc…etc.
If it is:
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=christwire.org
you guys are doing it wrong.
If it isn’t: Wow, you really are bat-shit crazy. Really. Poo-flingingly fucked up in the head. Also, you’re doing it wrong.
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10:19 pm
No, they’re doing it right. Brilliantly right. After all, Zeus is fake, who else would fling them?
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10:38 pm
I mean… of course your Zeus logic is infallible.
I’m just saying…exnay on the latantbay guys.
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2:47 pm
How wondrous you can spend your days laughing at Christianity! You must be on welfare or something. Actually, I think people like you are a real cancer in our world. You contribute nothing, have no respect for our traditions of faith and think you manufacture some modern ethics from Howard Dean soundbites and Family Guy comics. It’s so hollow and self-indulgent.
We here at Christwire live with our faith and wander out into this dangerous world to bring the Good News of Jesus and try to tackle the areas of society where God is being harassed, like the Obama Administration, contemporary television, etc. If you find that so offensive, why are you here? I suspect there is a tiny part of your soul crying out for redemption. You may not know it now, but give it a few years, maybe 20 and you’ll begin to appreciate Abe’s wisdom.
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12:34 pm
How wondrous you can spend your days laughing at Christianity!
That’s the only intelligent statement I’ve seen on this wrong-headed site. I almost suspect that this is funded by Rebulicans to make Liberals look like asshoes.
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12:17 am
If you don’t like what you just read here you can just get out of my country. Now how about that smart-alack. Follow me on twitters. + the pic.
Yes, this is a comedy site. I really, really hope it is.
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1:11 am
YEAH THEN WHY DIDNT LIGHTING STRIKE WHEN BUSH AND CHENEY WERE IN THE HOUSE??? THEY DID A HELL OF A LOT MORE EVIL WITH TORTURING AND EXECUTIONS AND UNJUST WARS AND ALL THAT CRAP.
GOD WAS PROBABLY KIILING SOME GUN MAN ON THE LAWN TO SAVE OBAMA BECAUSE HE IS THE BEST THING WE’VE HAD IN THE WHITE HOUSE IN 50 YEARS.
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1:35 pm
maybe george bush was visiting that night and god figured it was his chance cause the roof snipers weren’t focused on protecting him. they can shoot lightnighting, right?
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1:42 pm
It’s called a storm. Woo.. science is hard.
Over 100 lightning bolts strike the earth each second. That comes out to more than 8.6 million lightning strikes a day. There are between 1,800 and 2,000 thunderstorms happening around the world at any given moment.
I don’t think God’s that pissed off.
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2:40 pm
The Lord works in mysterious ways! Certainly this can be taken as a sign, a warning, that says Jesus doesn’t like your socialist takeover of Christian-American. I wonder if Barack was hiding down in the Cheney bunker when this happened? Probably cowering down there with a pack of Pall Malls and watching MSNBC.
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12:14 pm
Jesus is a Socialist. he liked to share.
welcome to the real world dude. get a clue.
stop hiding behind your bible and your “magic.”
…if you dont like what is going on politically run for office or vote.
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2:51 pm
Wow, you’re worse than a Neanderthal… Please, grow up.
You’re telling a bunch of crap: in EVERY civilized nation (like Italy, where I live) the sanity is BOTH public and private. It’s simply a human right. I would be ashamed in living in a nation that is incapable of guarantee free medical care for EVERYONE.
I’m a proud atheist, but where I live the christians are kind and they CARE for other people’s sufferings. Not like you.
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7:57 pm
WOW. YOU CHRISTFAGS FAIL.
Unless this is for the lulz.
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9:01 pm
You need to read your bible more (for starters as there is no Christian Nation but the church which is global and of all nations, tribes, and races…that’s in the bible) and get out of your house, sounds like you need fresh air.
There is nothing worse then “professing” Christians, who really belong to “Christendom” spouting this Christian Nation blasphemy about America.
The Lord shares His glory with NO ONE and NO NATION, not even America.
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7:30 am
“When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. Then the Lord said, “My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years.” The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of man and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown. The Lord saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every intention of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.” –Genesis 6:1-22
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11:59 am
your ideals are laughable as is your extremely narrow and skewed view of the world around you. you are living testament that we live in one the greatest countries in the world. only in america can ignorance and lack common sense run so rampant. I love the “if you don’t agree with me, get out of my country” argument. I also love how spewing a quote from the bible replaces your ability of actually being capable of having a dialogue that encourages the exchange of ideas. have fun living in your world of absolutes and black or white. the rest of us will be enjoying our lives and doing our best to progress and enhance society.
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12:00 pm
One of those lightning bolts struck my health care card and burned it up! I think you guys might have god’s message backwards…Call me old-fashioned, but I myself only believe in one God- his name is Orgo, and he lives in that lake right there.
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12:21 pm
Hey brother! So glad I found some a website for like-minded people who believe the same things that I believe. We are so much smarter than the general public… how can they not see the awesome power God in this situation? We should brainstorm a way to ingrain our beliefs into the minds of ALL PEOPLE so that they too can be SAVED! How about we have a little get together at my place and we can devise a plan to SAVE AMERICA? Bring all your friends and smartest thinkers! I’m whipping up a big batch of Kool-Aid right now!
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12:40 pm
This site is hilarious. If there is a hell, you religious-zealots will be rght at the front of the line. You are no better than the hardline Muslims that you despise.
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12:43 pm
How fucking stupid are all of you people? Do you actually believe this bullshit. Damn you are dumb.
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12:51 pm
little does this guy realize that the lightning bolt is nowhere near hitting the capital building. if it was it would have struck the highest point the dome. The Capital Building problably gets hit often anyway… they have a lighting rod to ground it in case of lightning strikes for that very reason. So i highly doubt Obama was hiding since he has a college education and a good grasp on reality and how it works. Notice i used the word Reason… ewwww scaryy… try using some next time you make a stupid blog.
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1:06 pm
Trivia:
How many US Christian Churches are struck by lightning on average per year.
Hint… Zero is NOT an acceptable answer.
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8:14 am
oh that is a terrible photo who the heck do you think you are doing with that here? you are pretty awful and just mean for hating christians so much.
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12:30 pm
I have to say that as a liberal this is by far the most depressing site I have ever come across. It is completely wrong-headed. The one thing anyone can say about Rush Limbaugh’s disciples is that they actually believe in what their doing. All you are doing is using the negative aspects of Rush without having any apparent view of your own. Is the way to make liberals be taken more seriously–to act like horse’s asses?
Satire is fine. However, the only thing you are doing here is to validate every negative opinion of liberals many people detest. I know I detest your site.
Your site has promise but your attitude is horrible. Please masterbate in the privacy of your own home. You are doing more damage to liberals than Rush Limbaugh.
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6:17 pm
I’m just interested how something can be both Nazi and Communist at the same time, since they are fundamentally opposing ideologies. Seems like a trivial point, but if you’re going to attack something, you might as well do it coherently. Also, I wish Americans would stop pissing all over the British NHS as an example about how bad public healthcare is. It’s ours, we like it, and by and large it works.
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12:54 am
Quite easily, just look at Barack Obama. He loves communism and with his Obamacare plan he has shown his appreciation for Hitler. He’s a neo communist NAZI and I for one hope people do the right thing and vote for a proper American in 2012. We don’t need Obama goosestepping another four years.
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12:10 pm
obama is NOT a nazi. he doesnt love communism, and a healthcare plan has nothing to do with Hitler. and even if it did have to do with hitler, it would have to do with the Hitler that everybody liked (Hitler was voted into power), not the hitler that went ape-shit on the world.
congratulations, you are another my-arguments-are-valid-because-of-these-facts-i-just-made-up total idiot.
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11:33 am
I’m glad that some real Americans are taking a stand against that filthy nigger terrorist for raping our sons and daughters and forcing the Jew-run media to spin it into a presidency. George W Bush would be back here in an instant to destroy all of you Godless liberals as well as his pussy father who couldn’t even kill Saddam Hussein. While I’m on the subject, immigration laws should extend to everyone with Mexican ancestry. If you love old Mexico so much, get out of my country! You should all be forced to live there. Also, it should be illegal for Mexicans to name their sons “Jesus”, as that is a name reserved only for the pure white savior of mankind who will come back and throw down his wrath on all French, Jew, Chinese, cat owning, no beer drinking, womenly liberal fags on December 21, 2012. Praise the Lord and God bless AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!1
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8:49 pm
Andy, are you serious? Really, if you consider yourself a christian you need to go die in a hole.
1) Nigger? did you really just call Obama that? he’s only half black, and that word only makes a strong statement about how stupid you are. thats offensive to everybody here who wants others to be happy, not just Obama.
2) If you didnt notice, we are kind of in a war with the terrorists. it doesnt really make sense that Obama would be a terrorist if we were fighting them.
3) The media is not jew-run. sure, there are jews in the media, but there are also christians, muslims, and a lot of other religions in there also. my advice for you: if you dont want to read anything not written by a christian, never look at a newspaper or website article again
4) “George W Bush would be back here in an instant to destroy all of you Godless liberals as well as his pussy father who couldn’t even kill Saddam Hussein” if what? he was voted back into office? for a third term? guess what, thats unconstitutional.
5) everyone with mexican ancestry? do you realize that that’s pretty much the entire southern united states? and its not someone fault if their parent are illegal immigrants, so why should they be deported?
6) they dont love old mexico. they miss their families and friends, but if they loved it they wouldnt have come here.
7) “Jesus” is a name. there is nothing wrong with naming a child Jesus. in fact, dont you think god would be kinda happy if we aspired to be like his son?
9) There is nothing wrong with being Jewish. They can argue their case for creation as well as you can for yours.
10) There is nothing wrong with being Chinese. there are even Chinese christians.
11) There is nothing wrong with owning a cat. Many christians own cats.
12) you say that not drinking beer is a bad thing? that we should all drink beer? im going to assume that one was a typo.
13) womenly liberal fags. im assuming that you means gays. ahh, the controversy over this one. there is nothing wrong with being gay. its not necessarily a choice, it is a genetic malfunction. just like you think it is natural to want members of the opposite sex, they think it is natural to want members of the same. one cannot be blamed for their genes, or should all of the autistic, down syndrome and retarded children go to hell also?
14) december 21st, 2012. end of the world, as the mayan calender tells us. but wait, you say its when jesus will come and throw down his wrath? did the mayans know about jesus when they made their calender? hint: they didnt. if something actually happens, it will have nothing to do with christianity, judaism, islam or any religion you can think of. if it does, it will be about the mayan religion, meaning that christianity is a lie. see, isnt it better that we leave religion out of dec. 21st, 2012?
your comment almost made me kill myself because it made me realize my worst nightmare to be true; that people actually exist that think the way you do.
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11:34 pm
You ignorant bigot. It’s you who make a bad name for Republicans. To be conservative used to mean having a valid opinion and speaking for the other side. But, people like you ruin a good thing. So, excuse my language, but go fuck yourself.
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1:32 pm
Andy “jesus” Garrison.. I truly hope that someone sues your balls of for that comment. It was probably a joke but you need to be sued for even saying something like that, regardless of your sincerity.
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9:48 am
Somebody give me a break atheists rule you guys are being religiously rick rolled over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again
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9:46 pm
Is this website real?
I mean… do people actually believe these things?
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11:54 am
There was that lightning bolt that truck and toppled a 15-foot statue of Jesus on the West. Should we assume God needed some target practice before going after Congress?
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