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Ladybug Infestations, A New Plague Upon Mankind
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Woe unto our great Christian nation! For our sins of electing Barack Hussein Obama into office, we have had a great plague of ladybugs cast upon our nation. Now every home will have a ladybug infestation.
In the old days swarms of locusts used to ravage crops and cause great famines. The heavenlies have now called upon ladybugs to bring great suffering to America.
For our sins, we shall have to endure ladybugs sneaking into our cars and crawling upon our necks. You never know when they will strike!
You could be sitting upon perhaps your front porch, just swinging and sitting on your lonesome and minding your business. You go to take a little swig of nice iced lemonade when you see it! A foul ladybug floating in your drink making it all ruined!
These evil creatures travel in swarms and some of them are gay. There are men ladybugs with polka dots! Filth!
Oh please Lord forgive us for our sins this fall so we don’t have to endure ladybugs. When you go to squish one of them, 100 more pop up! They are a sick creature and the only way to get rid of them is prayer and voting Obama out of office in 2012.
6:03 am
lady bugs are locusts plague sent to protest gays cos their fabulous, lol
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1:33 pm
I got bit by one o’ dem dere ladybugs once, it hurt like a bandicoot!
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4:21 am
coo coo’s nest, coo coo’s nest… what are you smoking? people like you give christians a bad name… ill pray for you and hope that no one else reads this foolishness… it did give me a good laugh. : )
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10:59 pm
You were bit by a lady bug… your a ritard.
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