• Michelle Obama Continues Sins With Hula Hoop Hooker Play

    October 22, 2009 10:53 am 31 comments

    Today we have come upon more unfortunate evidence of Michelle Obama gyrating herself around like a flooze. We already know she thinks it’s okay to flash her legs when getting off a helicopter, wear revealing dresses with her moustachioed highschool boyfriend at a prom and wear sleeveless dresses when meeting real first ladies.

    All of these things are hardly befitting a proper women. When was the last time you saw Queen Elizabeth II or First Lady Laura Bush wearing things so decadent and distasteful. The answer is you didn’t, because they are true ladies.

    Michelle Obama continues to bring a wild, savage flair to our White House and quite frankly I am getting sick and tired of it.

    Hula Hoops are a remnant “toy” from the hippy 1960s drug culture and teach children how to be hookers. Liberal parents from the 1960s thought it was okay for their kids to be little devilwhores, so they bought them these hula hoops to teach them to sway themselves in sinful ways and embrace the open drug-sex culture that lead to AIDs.

    The way a hula hoop works is the user puts it around their bodies and proceeds to swivel their busom all around in sin. Such movements serve as a gyroscope for Satan and he sails his demons straight into the body of whoever hula hoops. It’s like dancing!

    How sad that a self-claimed “mother” would be out, teaching her daughters how to hip hook and get diseases like AIDS. Hopefully Obama is not surprised if his daughters grow up and have an urge to sneak to dark corners to sell their sinful chocolate treats to all comers! Sick Michelle, stop teaching children to hula hoop! Warning: The following image media contains an example of horrible liberal parenting. Please immediately pray and order your wives/children to leave the room before viewing/discussing with your parenting group.

    Evidence: Michelle Obama teaches daughter to Hula Hoop!

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