Archive for October, 2009

Watch American Dad Episode In Country Club Online Now 5×01, Christian TV Review

October 22, 2009 7:17 am17 comments

American Dad Episode In Country…Club – Christian TV Review American Dad is a great family show that’s appropriately rated TV 14 DLV, so parents know which age groups of their children may responsibly watch and understand the show’s content. The fifth season was off to a great start as the [...]

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Husbands, Do Not Let Your Women Drive

1:50 am14 comments

Today as I arrived home from a long day at the office, my wife did not have supper prepared. Somewhat vexed by not having the warm, succelent scents of herbs and spices wafting through my home to my nose, I quickly ordered to children to bring the woman to me. [...]

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The Bible Is Too Liberal

October 21, 2009 2:31 pm26 comments
The Bible Is Too Liberal

With my daughter home on an impromptu break this past weekend, I took the opportunity to do something we had not done for almost 2 months now: order a family Bible Study. One of the rules I have for our household is that everyone must always have at least two [...]

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Town of Tonawanda Shuts Down Haunted House That Plagued Community for 15 Years

1:36 pm2 comments

Our friends in the Town of Tonawanda have shut down a scary haunted house that has spooked innocent children now for 15 years. Hooray! Halloween started off as a Christian holiday but much like atheists are trying to do with Christmas, it has been robbed and hijacked! Let us hope [...]

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Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius Is Sick With Flu, How Ironic

1:20 pm27 comments
Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius Is Sick With Flu, How Ironic

Here we have more proof of why the Democrats are not qualified to run this country. Barack Hussein Obama foolishly appointed a women, Kathleen Sebelius, to be the Secretary of Health for our country. Now women are naturally suited to be secretaries, but this is not a typical secretary position. It [...]

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More Atheists Force Puppies To Fight

9:20 am9 comments

Somewhere black NFL quarterback Michael Vick is watching YouTube and cheering for what he sees. Some evil people are forcing cute, innocent puppies to fight one another in attempts to make them mean-spirited animals. Dogs are a soft, gentle creature who were designed to be the best friend of mankind. [...]

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Stop Calling For Volunteers Commie Obama!

8:59 am3 comments

Barack Obama is a communist! Every day he tries to find new ways to destroy our nation’s capitalist tradition and infest it with his liberal socialist ways! I for one do not believe in volunteers and neither should you! You know who believes in enforced volunteerism? North Korea! Every year [...]

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Yankees Angels Game 4, Who Will Win and What’s Score?

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Yankees Angels game 4 was not to be the stuff of miracles. The stuff of dreams. All of those glorious things will take part in game 5. Four Yankees Angels game 4, the Evil Empire started their favorite demented pitcher, Sabathia. Somehow with only three days rest, Sabathia managed to [...]

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Japanese Women Continue To Sin On Their Game Shows

8:22 am2 comments

With winter approaching the Japanese want to remind everyone why their souls are chilled and they are the most veil people on the planet. Time and time again we have warned Japan to stop their wicked ways; sneaking anime (porn) to our kids after school, robot terrors and not being [...]

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South American + Africa = T. Rex

4:23 am6 comments
South American + Africa = T. Rex

Today our research interns have come upon more proof that Satan is trying to subliminally spread his evolution agenda to our children. As you know, devil-friendly individuals such as Richard Dawkins and PZ Meyers believe in evolution. They believe the universe magically created itself and that all life somehow “evolved” [...]

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Kanye West Died, Kanye Dead in Car Crash

3:49 am6 comments

There were some engaging headlines that Kanye West may have died in a car crash! To verify this I contacted my sources in Hollywood and unfortunately the story is not true, it is just rumors. Several weeks ago Kanye West gained international fame after storming the stage during an awards [...]

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Ladybug Infestations, A New Plague Upon Mankind

3:41 am4 comments

Woe unto our great Christian nation! For our sins of electing Barack Hussein Obama into office, we have had a great plague of ladybugs cast upon our nation. Now every home will have a ladybug infestation. In the old days swarms of locusts used to ravage crops and cause great [...]

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Democraps Claim Healthcare Cost $900,000,000,000.00

October 20, 2009 6:55 pm2 comments

Democraps are claiming that their communist national healthcare will cost “only” no more than $900,000,000,000.00. “Only”. With that much money we could conquer Iran to bring safety to the dear people in the region and bring new energy to the world with oil.

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Whitney Houston Wardrobe Malfunction On X-Factor

October 19, 2009 2:39 pm4 comments

Whitney Houston is a singer who has teetered between the life of good and bad for quite some time. Whitney Houston is also an Afro-American woman who is the daughter of two good Christian parents. She was blessed with an angelic voice and started off her life by using it [...]

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Watch South Park Episode13x09 Butters Bottom B*tch Online Now, Christian TV Review

11:43 am27 comments

Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication. – Amber Cooper, [...]

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