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by Abe Goodman, ChristWire Health Journal
I come to you tonight with crucial medical information that will save the life of you and your loved ones. I know these things because I got a scientific feeling down in my gut, just like most of our fellow Americans. Obama is a dirty liar and we do not need the H1N1 swine flu shot to stay healthy.
The scientific proof on this fact is immense. First off, answer me this. Why has Barack Hussein Obama’s two Afro children gotten their flu shots yet?
Oh, you didn’t know? Just days after Obama tried to scare us all up by making a national state of emergency and declaring H1N1 a pandemic, him and his wife refused to give their daughters a swine flu shot.
If you knew that a virus could kill your children, would you not give them the medicine to insure their quality of life? Any decent father would do so at any cost, but Obama suspiciously has refused to give his two little raisin girls the shots.
Now Obama is a vile man who hates freedom and capitalism, but he does love those two girls of his. So the fact that he is not letting them get this shot means that’s it not H1N1 that’s dangerous, but there is something sinister in the H1N1 swine flu vaccine.
Next, I found it prudent to analyze the mortality rate of various diseases with the mortality rate of the H1N1 swine flu virus. The trends of such comparative analysis should be strikingly alarming should it actually be necessary for us to declare a state of emergency.
Let us look upon the scientific diagram we created with colleagues P. Dultmeir and Jane Jarbeau, along with our intern staff at CSUN. All numbers are based on 2008 estimates and have a 2.4% deviation on a confidence interval of 97%.
As you can see from this illustrative media, swine flu is not a major concern. Your kids have a better chance of catching leprosy and falling out with dengue than catching the swine flu. Dengue hasn’t been seen since the days of the Oregon Trail, along with scurvy and rickets.
Friends, Barack Obama is a very dangerous man who will stop at nothing to strike fear into your hearts so you will vote for his little communist Obamacare plan. Let us kick this man out of our science and out of our White House, either by voting him out in 2012 or impeaching him for telling lies to America.
This winter, to stay healthy all you need is to eat plenty of vitamin C and make sure Mexicans don’t work in your store’s local produce section. The virus does take origin in Mexico and illegals, with their lower immune systems and used to running around playing soccer all day in the hot Mexican sun, don’t do so well in our country in the winter. Their bodies aren’t made for it, much like the Indians who kept getting sick because this land really wasn’t theirs.
So this winter, just stay rested and avoid prolonged contact with people who are prone to get sick. You will be just fine and the swine flu is just a political agenda tool used by Obama. It is no more dangerous than dengue.