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Scientific Proof You Do Not Need H1N1 Swine Flu Vaccine Shot, It’s All An Obama Lie
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ChristWire >> Science >> Health
by Abe Goodman, ChristWire Health Journal
I come to you tonight with crucial medical information that will save the life of you and your loved ones. I know these things because I got a scientific feeling down in my gut, just like most of our fellow Americans. Obama is a dirty liar and we do not need the H1N1 swine flu shot to stay healthy.
The scientific proof on this fact is immense. First off, answer me this. Why has Barack Hussein Obama’s two Afro children gotten their flu shots yet?
Oh, you didn’t know? Just days after Obama tried to scare us all up by making a national state of emergency and declaring H1N1 a pandemic, him and his wife refused to give their daughters a swine flu shot.
If you knew that a virus could kill your children, would you not give them the medicine to insure their quality of life? Any decent father would do so at any cost, but Obama suspiciously has refused to give his two little raisin girls the shots.
Now Obama is a vile man who hates freedom and capitalism, but he does love those two girls of his. So the fact that he is not letting them get this shot means that’s it not H1N1 that’s dangerous, but there is something sinister in the H1N1 swine flu vaccine.
Next, I found it prudent to analyze the mortality rate of various diseases with the mortality rate of the H1N1 swine flu virus. The trends of such comparative analysis should be strikingly alarming should it actually be necessary for us to declare a state of emergency.
Let us look upon the scientific diagram we created with colleagues P. Dultmeir and Jane Jarbeau, along with our intern staff at CSUN. All numbers are based on 2008 estimates and have a 2.4% deviation on a confidence interval of 97%.
As you can see from this illustrative media, swine flu is not a major concern. Your kids have a better chance of catching leprosy and falling out with dengue than catching the swine flu. Dengue hasn’t been seen since the days of the Oregon Trail, along with scurvy and rickets.
Friends, Barack Obama is a very dangerous man who will stop at nothing to strike fear into your hearts so you will vote for his little communist Obamacare plan. Let us kick this man out of our science and out of our White House, either by voting him out in 2012 or impeaching him for telling lies to America.
This winter, to stay healthy all you need is to eat plenty of vitamin C and make sure Mexicans don’t work in your store’s local produce section. The virus does take origin in Mexico and illegals, with their lower immune systems and used to running around playing soccer all day in the hot Mexican sun, don’t do so well in our country in the winter. Their bodies aren’t made for it, much like the Indians who kept getting sick because this land really wasn’t theirs.
So this winter, just stay rested and avoid prolonged contact with people who are prone to get sick. You will be just fine and the swine flu is just a political agenda tool used by Obama. It is no more dangerous than dengue.
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12:10 am
The more I read this website, the more I’m convinced it’s satire. It has to be. People cannot be this stupid. The epidemiology of all forms of disease cannot be generalized to the entire globe. The mortality and morbidity of any condition are dependent on several features that cannot be applied to every person on the planet, including the individual’s location, past medical history, etc. That being said, I hope the writers will follow their own advice and not get the shot, or any other shot for that matter. In fact, avoid medicine altogether. Stick with Vitamin C and snake oil. The sooner your stupidity is removed from our society, the better. If your removal comes at the hands of the organisms you so readily underestimate, all the better as well.
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12:25 am
All the extremely retarded articles come from Abe.
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9:26 am
“Oh, you didn’t know? Just days after Obama tried to scare us all up by making a national state of emergency and declaring H1N1 a pandemic, him and his wife refused to give their daughters a swine flu shot.”
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/28/us/politics/28shots.html
“Your kids have a better chance of catching leprosy and falling out with dengue than catching the swine flu.”
That’s completely absurd.
“Their bodies aren’t made for it, much like the Indians who kept getting sick because this land really wasn’t theirs.”
You’re so fucking retarded. So, if this land wasn’t really theirs and it was actually ours, then tell me: why were they dying of smallpox, a disease NOT native to America, that was brought by US from Europe?
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8:56 pm
“That’s completely absurd” hardly refutes his claim, Claire. I thought you were some sort of female miracle scientist, lol.
And the Indians died from a bunch of stuff, because their bodies weren’t as strong as the pilgrims. That’s why we gave them food and medicine during Thanksgiving, only to be betrayed by arrows in the back. Savage.
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10:15 am
Would you like an axe in your head, Adam?
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1:05 pm
It’s not that they weren’t as strong, it’s that they had immunities to different diseases, not the ones the white people brought over. And no, they’re not indians, indians live in india, they’re native americans, moron. See that, NATIVE Americans, not IMMIGRANTS.
Do not bash the native americans for defending their homeland, which we stole and killed them for it, so WE are the savages. They didn’t kill the buffalo until almost extinction, the white settlers did, for what? Their tongues, they didn’t even use the whole animal.
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2:30 pm
For being a “Christian” website, this place seems to be filled with hate, bigotry and lack of acceptance. . . Just a thought. And btw this article is crap. The Obama daughters have received their vaccines. This seems to be an “extremist” website hiding behind the disguise of “christian values”
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9:10 am
Just because you may have less chance of catching it dosent mean its any less leathle. also, if swine flu mutates, which there is a chance it will do so soon, then it will become a bigger problem. I don’t see why you need to post its an obama lie, he is the best thing that has happend to your country in ages. so stop fucking around with your corrupt moral vews, and start seeing sense
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9:20 am
This is an Obama lie. Obama is not even an American citizen. He is using scare tactics. He is not my president. All he does is lie, lie, lie. He must be defeated in 2012. I’m working toward getting this country a decent honorable and smart president. In 2012 we will have a choice and Sarah Palin is the best pick. She is a smart and patriotic American.
News to Obama, show us a birth certificate.
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10:11 am
I don’t believe in getting the flu shot and when I came across a site that said “ChristWire” I thought that it was a place for christians. Since in the bible the christians came from differnt backgrounds. Then I see a guy that is putting down both black and mexican people. I don’t care if you don’t like Obama but don’t like him because of his personality not his race. Those comments right there is why the christians like me who doing whatever they can to bring people (as you can see there was no type of race in front of the word people) to christ are having such a hard time. Sir read the whole book of Luke and see that Christ preasched love. I pray that you see the truth and are turned around before it is to late.
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1:39 pm
Germs are a veil lie, anyway. It is no coincidence that the word “germ” are entymologically linked to the word “German,” which as we all know is an evil race. Germs was a conspiracy created by the satanic scientists in cohoots with the doctors and pharmacists to make money. Any GOOD Christian should know that diseases are caused by Satan and his minions infecting your body with evil.
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8:45 pm
You, sir, are a dumbass.
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1:13 am
And you, sir, are a Godless Cassowarry. :p
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1:51 am
It’s spelled Cassowary.
And what the fuck kind of insult is that?
Birds don’t have gods. I can live with that, I am not the least bit insulted by that.
However, you have to live your life knowing that.. deep down inside, you’re just a lonely, twinkie obsessed, sex deprived fat boy that dreams of fucking Little Debbie in the ass, using french fry grease as your lube.
I can’t pity that.
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