Secret Democrat Party Operatives Slander Fox News Star With Rape Charge
Undercover liberal activists took their campaign to silence conservative speech to a new low this September. Their target was bestselling author and Fox News host Glenn Beck. The completely false charge: rape and murder. It began with a single website and eventually grew to include a dangerous consortium of bloggers, Democrat Party operatives, ACORN representatives, ex-cons, sex radicals, members of the radical group FALA and video gamers all propagating the most heinous rumors about Mr. Beck’s alleged hidden past criminal activity.
In early September, a report hit the media grapevine that Mr. Beck had abused and murdered a girl some twenty years ago. Documents and firsthand accounts purporting to prove this claim were posted on the internet. Unscrupulous bloggers spread the story worldwide. Suddenly, newspaper editorials questioned why Beck hadn’t responded to these accusations and a scandal was born.
It goes without saying that Mr. Beck is entirely innocent. The whole thing was a poorly conceived fraud by a down-on-his-luck Florida-based computer programmer with his own sordid history. Glenn Beck’s recent victory before the World Intellectual Property Organization forced this man to reveal his true identity. His name is Isaac Eiland-Hall and the crudely-design web page that started the controversy is didglennbeckrapeandmurderayounggirlin1990.com. Please be warned: the site is full of the worst types of slander, lies, immorality and childish innuendo.
A DARK PAST
Isaac Eiland-Hall has a questionable history that stretches back to his time at scandal-plagued University of California, Irvine, where a black market for women’s reproductive eggs nearly bankrupted their medical school a short time ago (evidence here). The university, just outside of Hollywood, has been described as, “home to many young people who enjoy living the fast life of luxury cars, clothes, and money.” Hall fit right in, joining an all-male fraternity where he experimented with paddling the exposed buttocks of college freshman. Eventually, he became so obsessed with “Greek” life, that he ran for student government president on a pro-fraternity platform (Hall\’s campaign page here). Suspicious of his fascination with the spanking of young pledges, the student body unanimously rejected Hall’s candidacy but he was undeterred.
Activist Hall next surfaces in the public record as a Washington, DC-based operative for the group HUCA, the Hispanic Association of Colleges and Universities. HUCA is a federally-funded group which ostensibly promotes the goals of minorities in America’s educational system. In reality, it is a special interest group which receives millions from the Obama administration to rub the Democrat Party agenda on our youngest voters. It has also been associated with ACORN, a group that Glenn Beck himself discredited for abuse of public funds. During this time, Hall came out of the closet with his leftist leanings. He joined KCRG (the Kitchen Communists Recipes Group) and posted a variety of damning comments on the internet such as, “So all you Republican holier-than-thou morons, you can STFU. Oh, and I’m not a Democrat. I hate both parties with a violent passion. I am a flaming liberal!” He operated a company called Panama City PC, which was shut down recently and its website deleted from the internet by authorities. Discredited and exposed, Mr. Hall is currently trying to reinvent himself as some sort of music producer (evidence here). Unfortunately, his creations assault the ears like the unwanted love child of tribal electronica and the Miami Vice theme song.
Facing exposure and prosecution, Isaac Eiland-Hall at first denied that he created the “Did Glenn Beck Rape and Murder a Girl in 1990” website. Later, he falsely claimed it was meant as comedy and parody and was therefore legally protected speech. But the court case against Mr. Hall is clear cut. He has slandered and libeled with the intent to do harm. He infringed upon Mr. Beck’s good name, reputation and copyright. He has sought to profit from lies. He is promoting a radical political agenda for his own secret nefarious purposes. He has made false accusations, akin to crying “Fire!” in a crowded theater. His words are a threat to the livelihood and safety of Glenn Beck and his family. Mr. Hall has tried to hide behind the cliché of “Freedom of Speech” while in truth attacking the very foundations of American democracy. Our Constitution does not allow for defamation or torturing someone for profit. With freedoms come responsibilities. The damage Hall has done to the reputation of the cheerful and ever-popular Mr. Beck is simply incalculable.
AN AMBULANCE CHASER SMELLS BLOOD
Who is stepping up to defend this criminal? It is none other than Marc J. Randazza, described in his hometown newspaper as a, “slimy liberal incompetent moonbat home-schooled moron lawyer.” Randazza labels himself with the fancy title “Esquire” as if he’s living in some 19th-century English hamlet wearing a peacock feather in his fedora. He runs a website entitled, The Legal Satyricon, in reference to a work by an ancient Roman pedophile named Petronius. (The immorality and sexual radicalism of The Satyricon was brought to the big screen some years ago by notorious Italian Federico Fellini.)
Lawyer Randazza seems to handle only the most salacious of legal cases, mostly involving impoverished bloggers. (You have to wonder what sorts of physical debasements these penniless clients must trade for his services.) He is a professor at a Florida law school (though it’s hard to imagine such a thing) and also claims to be a resident of Gloucester, Massachusetts, a stone’s throw from infamous homosexual politician Barney Frank’s congressional district. Newly-released campaign records show Randazza has been secretly handing off thousands of dollars to Barack Obama’s operatives over the years (evidence here).
Hall’s legal representative is also, curiously enough, a member of FALA, the First Amendment Lawyers Association. FALA is well-known as a radical political group of trial lawyers who want to overturn our constitutional protections of morality and Christianity in favor of an “anything goes” society. It is no surprise then, that this Naomi Wolff-obsessed blogger Randazza has overloaded the internet with the worst sorts of profanity. I can’t even begin to describe the nasty comments this man posts under his complete name on any internet message board that will take him. Randazza’s mutterings suggest the raspy voice of some hardened skid row pimp, purple with rage that his girls might be conning him out of the grubby bills he so desperately needs to pay off his bookie or junk dealer.
THE NEXT ANITA HILL?
This Hall-Beck scandal has all the hallmarks of being the next Anita Hill-Clarence Thomas showdown. Hall and Randazza’s actions have been reckless and inflammatory. Their co-conspirators (see chart below) have done a great amount of damage to Glenn Beck in particular and journalism in general. Collectively, this group threatens the good intentions of our Constitution with their perversions of moral standards and common decency. This is a new low, even for the Democrats. Fortunately, Beck’s team has won the first round and Hall has been revealed as the secret operative that he is. The slimy underbelly of America’s leftwing conspiracy has been exposed to the sunlight of reason. Hopefully, it will only be a matter of time before the rest of them slither away into obscurity or prison.
ISAAC EILAND-HALL OF SHAME
Here are some of the secret Democrat Party operatives who are actively seeking to illegally destroy Glenn Beck with slander and liberal disinformation:
- Video Gamer Tyler Wilde: A chain-smoking poker addict and Canadian, living in San Francisco, the epicenter of sex radicalism in this country. He is a fan of snuggies and condescendingly labels himself a “Video Gaming Experte.”
- Ex-Con Ernest “Ernie” Smith: Washington Post employee, coffee shop loiterer and criminal. Arrested in 1987 for methaqualone and firearms possession. Also arrested for holding up an Indiana gas station (evidence here and here).
- Ex-Con Brain: This food-obsessed blogger is reputedly Brian Heidik, the Survivor Thailand winner who was taken into custody for shooting a puppy (evidence here).
- Hollywood Liberal Jim Emerson: A member of the Los Angeles elite, he is a writer for the Chicago Sun-Times and a Buster Keaton fan. Affiliated with billionaire Bill Gates and Microsoft.
- James Goldman, AKA “Jim Gardner”: A Jewish Philadelphia-based reporter for Fox rival ABC. On June 18, 2006, Goldman was arrested by the New York City Police Department in Manhattan for soliciting a transvestite prostitute.
- Anonymous Internet Personalities: Effete and disingenuous bloggers Too Safe, Gatsome, ACG and Doc. The last is another sarcastic video game addict who preys on the fragile minds of the young.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
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12:11 am
Ohhh man… I don’t even know WHERE to start. Billings, Billings, Billings… What have you done..
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12:35 am
How is it that Glenn Beck has not denied the charge? I don’t believe Glenn Beck did these horrible crimes, but it would be nice to hear him deny the charge.
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4:20 am
You people are the very lowest scum of the earth, fermented on the worst of foreign liquors and hidden from the shiny sunlight of reason. I can only imagine the horrifically bacteriological aspects of your character.
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3:34 pm
He probably didn’t rape and murder a young girl in 1990 but if he really didn’t do it why not just come out and say so?
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5:29 pm
Wow. What are you three? Are you really that ignorant that you refuse to see other sides of the debate? It’s a perfectly logical question. If he didn’t rape that girl then why doesn’t he go on record refuting the claims? I know what you’re about to say: “Those kind of stupid allegations don’t deserve a response! By not acknowledging the accusations he’s put himself above everyone else”. I would try to convince you that it’s wrong, but of course you’ll probably just claim I’m someone, as you so eloquently put it “likes tranny hookers”. You, like Mr. Beck, can fabricate some elaborate story on implanting us with chips when we are given the H1N1 vaccine. But, when someone tries to respectfully disagree with you, you scream “SOCIALIST LIBERAL NAZI!!” and plug your ears, and/or call them a ‘pinhead’ and yell over them. This is why no one in America takes people like you seriously. Get a real job, dirtbag.
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6:06 pm
YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS. EVEN IF SOMEONE DID COMMIT A CRIME HERE WHY ARE YOU DROOLING OVER ALL THE SALACIOUS DETAILS? IT’S OFFENSIVE AND YOU PEOPLE ARE THE MOST WRETCHED GROUP OF PERVS I HAVE EVER COME ACROSS.
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10:53 pm
Here’s a great image of the accused and the accuser.
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10:18 am
Hey, in your so-called God’s eyes, we’re all loved equally, right?
I pity you. I’m not praying for your family or any of that crap. I’m just pitying you for flat out being unable to comprehend that Glenn Beck, or even anything politically related to Fox is all a fabricated lie in order to keep a select minority wealthy and in power.
But my words have no meaning. They fall on deaf ears. Too bad, I almost recovered my faith in humanity. Not.
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1:51 pm
The University of California, Irvine is in the heart of conservative Orange County, California. It is the hub of hate mongering religious fundamentalists.
Legally speaking, accusing someone of slander in a public forum prior to a lawsuit is (in itself) slanderous. Strange that Beck has not sued for slander.
Mr Billings and Obama are the same. All talk, no action.
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12:18 am
Is this website a joke?
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10:09 pm
Stephenson Billings, you need to see a psychiatrist. How you could so fervently defend this scum is insane. Seek professional help and for all that’s good in this world, stay away from children.
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1:02 am
I don’t think glenn beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, but why doesn’t he just prove the allegations wrong and put this whole ‘rumor’ to rest???
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4:21 am
JFace– I am here to put these rumors to rest. You don’t need to hear from Mr. Beck, you have heard the truth from me.
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8:50 am
If the rumors really are to be disproved, the only way it will happen is if Mr. Beck is willing to state publicly that he never did these things. His silence is only adding to his opponent’s ammunition against him. No disrespect meant towards you Billings, but a real man doesn’t leave his fight to others, and I believe that if Mr. Beck is a real man, he’ll do the Christian thing and prove that this is wrong by refuting the claim publicly.
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7:24 pm
Are you trying to say you trust Glenn Beck more than me? We’re both cut from the same cloth of righteousness and wisdom.
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8:12 am
I’m not saying I trust Beck more than you, nor you more than him. I am saying that there are many people who have heard about this that don’t read Christwire, so in order to make sure they know the truth Glen should just come out and say it. If he doesn’t, it’ll just make him look weak letting others fight his fights for him. He keeps doing that, and I’ll have to start thinking that his time working in New York and living in Connecticut may have changed him.
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1:32 am
Shocking that a site called “Christwire” doesn’t get the joke…
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1:35 am
Just realized this site is satire. Well done.
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7:18 pm
Shut up! You’ll ruin it for the rest of us.
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2:56 pm
It’s gotta be satire, right? Nobody is really so stupid that they thought the website was anything but a parody. Right? I mean, besides Glenn Beck – but I’m not saying he’s stupid…..
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9:38 pm
christwire is a satire site? it all makes sense now
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1:40 am
i think it’s just typical these liberals always putting family in the danger and not caring at all that its all lies. how can these terrible people say this things and not get arrested? its awful and criminal, you cant just go around saying someone is a murderer. and i dont always like glen beck, he gets all off the handle sometimes but he deserves respect and is a good man at heart. i feel bad his family and children have to suffer on this.
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1:42 am
This is hysterical! I think you’re site is almost as funny as http://www.GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com
Of course the http://www.GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com site is clearly labeled 100% PARODY. Clearly you forgot to put the same thing on this site. I’m sure it wasn’t an intentional oversight on your part. Good Christians would never seriously write such things as this site has without letting people know it’s a joke.
No sane person watches Saturday Night Live and thinks that their news segment is an actual NBC News special, as no one reads the http://www.GlennBeckRapedAndMurderedAYoungGirlIn1990.com site and sees the clear labels of parody and then thinks it is real.
I’m sure the next time I check this page it will be clearly disclosed that this is a joke.
Have a super day!
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1:48 am
Pathetic!!!!! How is rape and murder funny at all? These people are sick.
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1:56 am
@scott-
Rape and murder *are* funny… as long as you’re raping and murdering a clown.
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2:54 am
HAR HAR. THATS VERY STUPID.
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4:21 am
If rape is such a bad thing, then why did the Franken bill to ban contracts with companies that force arbitration on rape victims get opposed only by male republicans?
Are you even aware of the disconnect that we see in your arguments when you complain about rape and attack liberals in the same breath, in light of this recent bill?
You look like an asshole! You are supporting the party that VOTED TO PROTECT RAPISTS, and you’re attacking the one that is trying to penalize the rapists! Can you not even see that?
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4:28 am
JT- Franken and his ilk are a pox upon the Senate. I don’t know about this specific crazy bill you’re possibly making up, but I do know that the very junior Senator from Minnesota has so little influence in the Congress, that no one will take him seriously. He should have resigned that contested election.
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10:25 am
At least bother to do your research before posting. First link google returns:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/howie-klein/senate-passes-amendment-t_b_311866.html
It appears you are going for the blanket approach of saying what you believe as often and immflamatory way possible, so I don’t think actual facts will sway your opinion.
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5:51 pm
You are without a doubt one of the most horrible people on the planet.
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9:42 pm
And as for you, “Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist”, you are without a doubt one of the most horrible investigative journalists on the planet.
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1:51 am
Can you imagine if this was done about old Hussein Obama? The liberals would be up and artms and filing briefs with the ACLU to have everyone arrested. At least Beck is being decent about this and not making a big stink. A legal action is necessary of course, he can’t let people cyber squat on his identity. But the legals have gone too far with this one.
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4:22 am
I wouldn’t be surprised if such a charge against Obama was in fact true.
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9:37 am
“I wouldn’t be surprised if such a charge against Obama was in fact true.”
You know what I don’t get? First you write an article praising the man who blackmailed Letterman into admitting to having MOST LIKELY CONSENSUAL SEX with his female colleagues. Next you write an article condemning someone for accusing Glenn Beck of rape and murder. In the same article, you then indirectly accuse the President of the United States of rape.
I don’t like Glenn Beck; in fact, I find him incredibly repulsive, but I doubt that he raped and murdered anyone. It’s not fair that you write an article attacking someone for slander, and then in the comments for THE SAME ARTICLE you turn right around and slander someone else.
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3:27 pm
oh claire! not jealous again!
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8:06 pm
“oh claire! not jealous again!”
Jealous of what? Billings’ hypocrisy? That’s nothing to be jealous of. And what do you mean by “again”?
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4:31 am
“If” they did this about Obama?
Have you -ever- watched Fox News in your life?
If you weren’t living in a bubble, you’d realize that this site exists solely to ridicule the way that Glenn Beck insinuates things to this braindead viewers, while being careful to avoid directly claiming it.
His ‘hypothetical’ statements are why this site exists. The right has been waging this kind of campaign for a long time, and until recently the left has tried to fight the lies with truth, but you know what? It doesn’t work, because people like you keep buying into the right wing propaganda machine.
So it looks like some people on the left are adopting your own tactics and using them against you. Now you know what it feels like to have to watch as people like Beck antagonize and manipulate the uneducated masses with tales of absolute bullshit.
Well, I’m not saying Glenn Beck actually did have sex with a horse… I can’t, because that would be lying, so I need to phrase it as fact. Stating that I am not saying still results in me saying it, but that is enough of a technicality to allow Beck to lie until the cows come home. And now, he reaps what he sows.
Delicious.
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4:35 am
Save your drooling, drug-addled activities for your next homosexual party, you offensive and dangerous hedonist. This is not the place for your Joe Biden talking points.
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3:48 am
It’s really funny watching you trying to defend your stance on your own forum. If someone is using the rhetoric of the joke, you buy into it and phrase your response in the same way. This is because you’ve been brainwashed into believing that that is the way actual political discourse is waged, when in fact, if you just switch homeland for wehrmacht, Fox News and especially Glenn Beck is simply spewing out Nazi propaganda.
Then, when someone hits you on the head with a point you can’t handle, you start slobbering insults around like some swarthy pirate. Well, Cap’n Billings, ye scurvy dog, yer time has come to an end! Time to walk the plank and say hi to Davy Jones from us all!
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3:54 am
Ok, now I feel stupid. Well played, Mr. Billings, well played indeed.
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10:18 am
Glenn Beck raped a horse? I thought it was a girl?
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1:57 pm
Of course Glenn Beck didn’t rape a horse. He did it with the horse’s consent.
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10:23 am
Glenn Beck had sex with a horse?
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1:55 am
AS SOMEONE WHOS WORKING WITH VICTIMS OF CRIME I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE AND SAD. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL SOMEONE IN YOUR FAMILY IS RAPED OR ASSAULTED? THIS IS NO PARODY IN SOMETHING LIKE THIS. I HOPE THESE PEOPLE GET STOPPED. DO YOU THINK THE FAMILIES OF POLLY KLASS, JON BENET RAMSEY, CARRIE LAWSON, JOHN WALSH AND ANYONE ELSE HOW HAS SUFFERED FEEL ABOUT THIS?
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2:04 am
looks like someone raped your caps lock key
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2:49 am
Of course this is allowed. It is a freedom of speech and made to be a joke. It’s just a play on Glenn Beck’s arguments towards fellows such as Keith Ellison,
“No offense and I know Muslims, I like Muslims, I’ve been to
mosques, I really don’t think Islam is a religion of evil. I think it’s
being hijacked, quite frankly. With that being said, you are a
Democrat. You are saying let’s cut and run. And I have to tell
you, I have been nervous about this interview because what I
feel like saying is, sir, prove to me that you are not working
with our enemies. And I know you’re not. I’m not accusing you
of being an enemy. But that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot
of Americans will feel that way.”
What Beck did here is low, but it is the same exact argument for if he raped and murdered a girl. We know he didn’t do it, but prove to us that he didn’t.
Also, get over the jokes about rape. We have jokes about race, jokes about killing people, jokes about religion and so on.
Mel Brooks’s revenge against Hitler was to make him small talk by making fun of him. Now, we have great videos making fun of Hitler and we see him as an idiot. So, even though jokes are made about the holocaust and a man that tried to genocide a belief, it is for the better as it changes our perception of the madman and allows us to examine the character and learn from our mistakes, as a species, than avoiding these lessons with fear.
Also, Glenn Beck has been a dick about the domain name. He went to an international domain name arbitration panel to remove the domain name because he knew that the Constitution wouldn’t allow it. The site is pure parody and Glenn Beck is a comedian, he says so himself, therefore, not a reliable newsman. He can take a joke.
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2:53 am
THIS IS ENTIRELY DIFFERENT. YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A MAN AND HAVE NO RESPECT FOR WOMENS ISSUES.
1 IN 6 WOMEN WILL BE ASSUALTED IN THERE LIFE TIME.
EVERY 2 MINUTES IN THE US SOMEONE IS SEXUALLY ATTACKED.
ONLY 6% OF RAPISTS WILL EVER GO TO JAIL.
STILL LAUGHING YOU FREAK?
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8:12 am
100% of people will be assaulted by your lack of grasp of the English language. “There lifetime”. Idiot.
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7:24 pm
Typing with CapsLock on is like driving with your turn signal on all the time.
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8:20 pm
Got a joke for you…
Q: What do you tell a chick with two black eyes?
A: You don’t have to tell a chick with two black eyes anything… she’s already been told twice!
Now that is some funny assed shit – don’t try to deny that you chuckled a little, either, ’cause I know you did.
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8:54 pm
The egregiousness of the crime is what triggers the knowledge that the allegation is false on the face of it. Rape and murder is beyond the pale, and nobody would ever take those charges seriously. That’s the point. That’s what makes it parody. It takes a real example (how Beck spreads lies and distortions through insinuation and innuendo) to the logical extreme (a website dedicated to spreading distortions about Glenn Beck raping and murdering a woman). Just like this whole website (just how batshit crazy the fundamentalist religious Right have become), I think. Poe’s law is a bitch.
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5:54 pm
Your comments are beautiful and heartfelt, LM! Keep up the Lord’s work in your employment.
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3:25 am
I like how you accurately described me as a “coffee shop loiterer,” even though every other part of that description is (hilariously) inaccurate.
Where was I in 1987? Watching an episode of “Alf” in my family home in St. Charles, Michigan.
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3:39 am
bro, where can i score some methaqualone?
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3:48 am
Shoulda asked back in the day.
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4:24 am
Nice try, but my investigation into your background was quite thorough, Ernest “Little Fingers” Smith.
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12:56 pm
If it were, you’d know my fingers were huge.
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3:17 pm
Wow you aree gross bragging about such things. I dont even want to know how your fingers got so big doing what.
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3:46 am
I was Glen Becks intern back in 1990 and i can confirm that there was a situation that occurred which made me feel that he quite possibly could have raped and murdered a girl that year. It would take a large amount of proof for me to believe that he did not rape and murder a girl in 1990. He hasn’t even denied it publically; what kind of monster could do a thing like this. Think of the girls family.
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4:25 am
You are really the lousiest of the flamboyant liberals. Why do you hate the glory that is Beck so much? Your dishonesty and debauchery is better suited for your local bathhouse, you disgusting pervert.
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10:32 am
Idol worship now? This is such a hilarious site.
There is no way this place isn’t anything but a gigantic piece of tongue in cheek humour of stereotypical American christian conservatives.
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7:52 am
Ah. did you guys bother looking at the site. It’s obviously parody using Glenn’s own argumentative style against him. This is in now way makes disrespects womens issues; it’s satire and your “fake” outrage is absurd.
As for the moron mentioning cyber-squatting. No one will ever accidentally go to glennbeckrapedanmurderedayounggirlin1990.com looking for, or thinking that this is, the Official Glenn Beck page. That’s a disingenuous argument and you know it.
Oh and for the case about “What if they did the same thing about Obama.” Have you seen the stuff Beck and other conservatives accuse Obama of? Surely not raping a young girl, but have a burning desire to destroy the country from the inside isn’t exactly painting a flattering image either.
Also Ernie Smith is his mid-twenties, I doubt he was slinging meth under the age of 10.
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3:22 pm
You are what they call apoligist and lame at that. There is nothing good about doing throwing murder charges against a good man. It makes him ashamed and will haunt him for a long time that he must fight these lies in a courtroom. Are you people going to pay for his lawyers? I didnt think so.
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7:58 am
Stephenson Billings. That investigation into Ernie Smith is not thorough at all. Did you even look up his age, college, prior employment? As someone who did any fair amount of investigation, you would know don’t that drug charge is for an entirely different person (but of course that wouldn’t be as sensational. So obviously you are not a credible journalist.
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7:59 am
Pardon for the serious mistakes in grammar for that third sentence. I made some adjustments and forgot to read through.
Revised:
As someone who did any fair amount of investigation, you would know that the drug charge is for an entirely different person (but of course that wouldn’t be as sensational.
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5:57 pm
I guess that Liberal Arts education really paid off then? You semi-literate atrocious activist of iniquity. Robbie, please move out of your parent’s garage, get a real job and stop chasing Goth girls on the internet. You bring shame and bile to everyone around you.
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9:59 am
What I’m curious is, why is a website that claims to be Christian and being about getting people saved by the grace of Christ so concerned about defending a Mormon?
Maybe it’s because this website doesn’t care about Christ at all. Maybe it’s because this site wants to exploit Jesus for the benefit for the Republican Party, all the while tossing the Gospel out the window!
Stop playing petty politics with Jesus. Follow Him and stop using Him as a way to get votes.
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6:00 pm
You bring up an interesting point. I’m not a huge fan of the Mormons, but I am willing to forgive Mr Beck in this case because of the overwhelming righteousness he has spoken to power. I do find people like Mitt Romney rather distasteful and would never have voted for him. Frankly, the Mormons have a lot to answer for with their faith and history. But certainly Beck is a better man than this Hall fellow and his Italian Massachusetts Lawyer (who has been sending me odd, personal emails in the dead of night, I must confess– sorry sir, I love women).
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8:08 pm
“(who has been sending me odd, personal emails in the dead of night, I must confess– sorry sir, I love women).”
I thought you loved little boys.
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10:04 am
From what I can see from your link, it doesn’t appear that the website actually accuses Glenn Beck of anything. It simply questions the existence of a rumor, and challenges Glenn Beck to respond to it, and prove he hasn’t raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. I mean, if Glenn’s career & personal life has been disrupted so greatly by this website, why doesn’t he simply answer the question?
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3:19 pm
Why should anyone give these creeps attention on national TV? Glenn Beck is a better person that.
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We are not saying he did it, we’re just afraid that he might have!!
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5:50 pm
Repulsive! Your day will come, Claire. Just you wait and see.
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1:52 pm
Yeah the whole Glenn Beck “raped and murdered a girl in 1990″ is based off of a joke that Gilbert Gofried made at the comedy central roast of Bob Saget in which he stated repeatedly that Bob Saget “raped an murdered a girl in 1990″
The fact that you christian conservative faggots have taken it this far and have a attempted to turn it into a “liberal conspiracy” is an amazing testament to how little intelligence all of you possess.
By the way, I like to fuck my own asshole with a cross while reading the lords prayer backwards. Sometimes I ask Christ to come down from heaven to make out with me while I do so.
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3:19 pm
This thread is just hilarious. IEH is a genius and now millions of people are talking about his website. This is a phenomena that will continue to grow and be as ubiquitous, or more ubiquitous, than any existing or conceivable meme. Someday I will tell my children I was there at the beginning.
As far as that scumbag Beck. Glenn Beck uses the Null Hypothesis approach to his “questioning”. Anyone who understands the concept of the null hypothesis understands it can never be proved. It’s just too bad that the dumbed down Fox News viewers don’t understand that point . As the typical Fox viewer sits down after a long day of ditch digging they crave to be told what to think and whom to be angry at for their failed dreams and lack of success. Of course someone must be to blame.
Glenn Beck is a button pusher and is unaware of the real-world consequences of his hate, race and conspiratorial rhetoric. I don’t want Glenn Beck to declare his innocence, I what him to prove his innocence just like he asked Ellison to prove he’s not working with our enemies. Beck will likely never be able to fully prove he is innocent of these fake charges, thus insuring the meme will live forever.
So I pose a question like Beck. Prove to me that Jesus wasn’t just the first in a long line of middle eastern martyrs who, if was alive today, would be strapping a bomb on himself and walking into a crowded restaurant.
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5:48 pm
It is just mean spirited to call this man a scum bag. He is genuinely my peer and my friend and I take great offense to your words. I once likened Beck, to a “Fresh mug of coffee in a diner full of democrats.” He is still my hero.
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4:00 pm
All Mr. Beck has to do is to directly answer the charges against him. His evasiveness could be seen by some proof that he is guilty. It raises serious questions in my mind at any rate. — EB
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5:44 pm
Mr Beck has openly and profusely stated that he did make some mistakes in his past– I believe he said he was scummy– but that’s no excuse for these nasty illegal accusations! I have no seen one shred of proof against this golden child of reason.
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4:34 pm
@Eurasmus B. Dragon-
Amen. His actions on this issue have not been those of an innocent man. Would an innocent man hide behind his lawyers? In Beck’s own words: “They don’t respond to these questions, which should tell you an awful lot, shouldn’t it?”
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5:53 pm
This site is the biggest troll since pokemon eclipse
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7:26 pm
Why is it Mister Billings that you skipped over my post with absolutely no retort at all? Are you feeling sunburned from the torch of illumination? when will you realize that your god is a dinosaur from another dimension who recently overdosed on heroin while trying to pass a kidney stone? You fanatical fools have my greatest sympathy, may raptor jesus rest in peace.
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7:38 pm
It has taken me much time to process your Satanic zealotry. Is your last name Pelosi by any chance? You should be promptly imprisoned and forced to trade your crusty little body for cigarettes and chocolate bars, you evil disgrace of a human being. Somehow I imagine you enjoy this sort of abuse, my words of enlarged intelligence probing your desperately empty orifice of liberalism. I find you sickening for that, I truly do. Masochism is never the answer. Do you not know that your body is a temple to His grace? You are making Jesus cry tonight. I hope you are happy.
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10:10 pm
Wait, was your entire argument based on opinion and the assumption that I was a sado-masochist? Giggle. Gee Mister Billings I thought maybe you’d use logic that other people could follow to your conclusions, and perhaps maybe, some facts. However, sadly, it appears you are indeed a text-book psychopath; or as some of the more politically correct individuals today would say “a social autistic”, forever trapped in your own custom reality appearing to the rest of the world as a mad babbling buffoon. In fact most of your so called retort was indeed just a bunch of petty name calling and well…oddly enough…slander.
Indeed Mister Billings I am glad to see you have much in common with Glenn Beck(who RAPED and MURDERED a girl in 1990)and Faux News as a whole.
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8:05 pm
“You are without a doubt one of the most horrible people on the planet.”
That’s your retort? Lately it seems as though the only rebuttals you write are attacks on peoples’ character, even if they did not personally attack you. For example:
“You people are the very lowest scum of the earth, fermented on the worst of foreign liquors and hidden from the shiny sunlight of reason. I can only imagine the horrifically bacteriological aspects of your character.”
“Save your drooling, drug-addled activities for your next homosexual party, you offensive and dangerous hedonist. This is not the place for your Joe Biden talking points.”
“You are really the lousiest of the flamboyant liberals. Why do you hate the glory that is Beck so much? Your dishonesty and debauchery is better suited for your local bathhouse, you disgusting pervert.”
“Repulsive! Your day will come, Claire. Just you wait and see.”
-calling a video of my cat “repulsive”, and threatening me, saying that my “day will come”, simply because I posted a video of my cute kitty.
“I guess that Liberal Arts education really paid off then? You semi-literate atrocious activist of iniquity. Robbie, please move out of your parent’s garage, get a real job and stop chasing Goth girls on the internet. You bring shame and bile to everyone around you.”
“It has taken me much time to process your Satanic zealotry. Is your last name Pelosi by any chance? You should be promptly imprisoned and forced to trade your crusty little body for cigarettes and chocolate bars, you evil disgrace of a human being. Somehow I imagine you enjoy this sort of abuse, my words of enlarged intelligence probing your desperately empty orifice of liberalism. I find you sickening for that, I truly do. Masochism is never the answer. Do you not know that your body is a temple to His grace? You are making Jesus cry tonight. I hope you are happy.”
These are all in ONE article, mind you.
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1:12 am
It’s not a threat, Claire. I’m sorry if you took it like that. I just meant that I’m working on article for next week that will pertain to you in particular.
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3:01 am
You, disgust me. Claire may not be able to attack your character because she has courtesy and an intellect you do not possess. I, however, have been known to throw reason aside for a fleeting moment of relentless bashing to individuals who deserve it.
You are the worst type of religious, right-wing radical. I would believe you to be a troll if I didn’t believe there were so many people in the world who think the way you do.
I’m sure you must have gotten the joke by now, though, you can’t be that dumb, you do know a lot of words that don’t help you to think, it likely just doesn’t benefit you to submit to reason. Any, any reason to start up a fuss and attack Democrats will do for you won’t it? I believe I’ve only read two of your articles but the way you vehemently defend your statements without basis leads me to that conclusion.
You cannot use religion as a battleground for your political arguments.
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9:02 pm
Is Glenn Beck a ruminant molester? I’m not saying he is, but I read on the internet that barnyard animals become skittish when Beck is near.
All Beck has to do is release his criminal record abstract stamped “subject has clear record to date,” and all this will go away.
SHOW US YOUR RECORDS BECK!!
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9:20 pm
Not only does Google say that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, it also says that Glenn Beck blows goats.
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10:18 pm
I must admit, for several minutes I was under the belief that you were completely serious. However, upon closer examination of the article, and reading your comments, as well as going over some other parts of the site, I must conclude that you were being facetious. This is an absolutely brilliant parody; it exaggerates what many on the right believe to the point that one would literally have to be brain-dead to buy into it, and yet contains just enough facts and actual beliefs to seem real. It also satirizes the way that Glenn Beck has presented his arguments and how the far right has begun to somehow become more popular and more extreme at once. The way you deadpanned it made me absolutely die in a fit of laughter. Well played, my good sir. I tip my hat to you.
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12:20 am
Hahaha this Stephenson Billings guy is having a hell of a time jerking everyone around!
I wonder if Chrstwire will ever catch on to his shenannigans and boot him.
(I am convinced that this entry was satirical… if only to save my own sanity)
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12:52 am
It is very late in the night and I am very sorry to see your nonsensical little comment before I fall asleep. I take great humble pride in my beliefs and I am willing to lay myself out there for the injustices I find in the world. Your comments, on the other hand, are underhanded and meanspirited. I can only assume you’re trying to undermine me in some “internet-way,” by trying to discredit me as a person, calling me a fake just as so many of you have labelled Mr. Beck. Well, I’m not falling for your little game. It’s far beneath me to respond in full to your juvenile attacks. I know who I am.
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9:05 am
“Your comments, on the other hand, are underhanded and meanspirited.”
Quit whining, Billings. You called my innocent little kitty cat “repulsive”. If that’s not mean-spirited, I don’t know what is.
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9:26 am
I am Jim Gardner, named above as “a Jewish Philadelphia-based reporter for Fox rival ABC”. I live in the North East of England. I do not work for any news organisation. I am a private citizen and hobbyist, non-profit blogger. You are either lying for Jesus or you do not understand the premise of this meme, or that people like you and behaviour such as this is the butt of this in-joke. Either way, I shall expect a clarification edit to this story in the next few days. Unless, that is, you want to see how swift the law in a country with a real justice system actually works?
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10:37 am
Mr Goldman, your English-style pretentiousness and juvenile demands are not worth the few internet bytes they have consumed. You are a blogger, you should be used to abuse and exposure. Maybe I even generated a few page views for your site and thereby ad revenue in your pocket by even bothering to mention your vile name. Please send me a check and yes, you’re welcome.
I must also say that your threats upon myself and the hardworking staff at Christwire are undeserved and possibly illegal. Your rants– both here and on your own painfully absurd little blog (“Oww my youtube settings are hurting me!”)– read like the Darwin Society newsletter and the labor party’s daily talking points vomited out together. There is nothing redeeming nor heartfelt in your writing.
Sadly, you did not even apologize for your prostitution arrest. It must have been a shameful moment for your family. You sadden me.
Finally, I must say again that your tone is so thoroughly annoying– “I Expect a clarification!”–while at the same time you crow about the exposure on your own site. I can just hear you saying those words in an overwrought cockney accent as you wipe the cheesesteak from your silver mustache. Please go away.
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11:01 am
I absolutely LOVE this. You’ve made my week!!
I am both a mid-sixties Philadelphian news reader and a British blogger and I make money from a non-profit blog without having any Google ads! I’m.. ..speechless! Genuinely speechless. You have to be the single most ignorant liar for Jesus I’ve ever known. And in my years of encountering many such types, that is NOT an insignificant achievement. You should work for the GOP—screw it, go the whole hog and run in 2012.
If you ever want to come write for my blog, you should consider this an open-ended offer. Unintentional satire like this is all too rare a commodity.
Source, alexa.com
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9:03 pm
Dear Mr. Stephenson Billings,
I present to you the second line from the top of the site.
“The Official Parody Website About The Controversy”
I present to you a warning button, admittedly in small type, from near the top of the page.
“Notice: This website is 100% parody”
I present to you a quote from the bottom of the site’s main page.
“Notice: This site is parody/satire. We assume Glenn Beck did not rape and murder a young girl in 1990, although we haven’t yet seen proof that he didn’t. But we think Glenn Beck definitely uses tactics like this to spread lies and misinformation.
Read the last sentence again. That’s the point. Read it a third time and ignore the name of the site itself, because anyone who believes that we’re trying to actually get people to believe Glenn Beck raped and/or murdered is *whoosh* missing the entire point. So don’t be dumb like a lot of people are. I greatly expanded this text because so many people *read* it, and *still* didn’t understand.”
I would put it to you, Mr. Stephenson Billings, that you should actually bother to read something before you call it slander. I would also put it to you that, rather than immediately slandering your opponents as you introduce them, you should simply introduce them and let your claims stand on their own.
The parody website is not and was not lying. It started a rumor, so that rumor exists, and it never once claims that the event in question actually happened. It has not yet recieved any denial from Glenn Beck himself. Before you claim that you have the authority to deny the rumor for him, which you have done before, I would remind you that Fox News required President Obama to personally send them his own birth certificate before they would stop reporting on the rumor that he was from Kenya.
You defend the man’s tactics, and yet are angered when they are used against him. I’m sure there are a couple bible verses about irony and hypocrisy that I could quote, but I’m sure you know them by heart.
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6:02 pm
You have failed at reading my article. Please try again.
I have stated RELENTLESSLY that this claim of Beck being a murderer is completely false. I know this site is FAKE FAKE FAKE! Did not you see that part of my article? It’s right there above the comments. Why don’t you take half an hour and try to read it. Twice maybe. The point I am making is that the charges are essentially, utterly slander. The site creator may not be claiming this is parody and his little cute disclaimers may dissuade you liberals that he’s promoting rape, but the truth is still obvious for those of us with a conscience.
To sum: The Beck Murder Website is shameful, illegal and immoral. All those involved have violated Mr Beck in those most heinous and debauched ways. I pray Mr Beck survives this rape of his reputation.
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5:58 am
Your article starts with three paragraphs explaining what was going on, followed by seven paragraphs of outright slander against the creator of the website. The website in question did not slander Mr. Beck; it never once said that he did anything that is alleged. It only pointed out that he has not denied it.
You do not have the authority to deny the claims for him. The website is not saying that he did anything wrong, only saying that he has not yet come forward to deny the claims. If that is slander, then Glenn Beck is a slanderer and you are a slanderer. In fact, it is far more likely that you are one, as you do not bother to use the Beck method of dressing up your allegations in “I’m not saying this is true, but it’s what people are saying.”
Now for your next point: “The site creator may not be claiming this is parody and his little cute disclaimers may dissuade you liberals that he’s promoting rape.”
You’re trying to tell me that a site condemning an alleged rapist is somehow promoting rape? Would you agree, then, that Conservapedia and Christwire, both of which condemn homosexuals, are promoting homosexuality? Anti-abortionist websites promote abortion?
And finally, I again quote you, “To sum: The Beck Murder Website is shameful, illegal and immoral. All those involved have violated Mr Beck in those most heinous and debauched ways. I pray Mr Beck survives this rape of his reputation.”
If you had a Christian bone in your body, you would not so lightly use terms of violation and rape.
Wait.
Hold on.
You don’t, do you? This website is a parody, isn’t it?
It is! Ha! Cracked the code. “Currently praying to decide who needs boycotting?” “I am extremely terrified of Chinese people?” “Secret Democrat party operatives?” Brilliant! Just the right level of over-the-top fearmongering without being obvious! Just the right level of outright slander! It’s perfect!
Well done, friend. You had me fooled. This site is a brilliant parody of the Radical Right.
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6:37 am
“My little children, I am writing these things to you so that you may not sin. But if anyone does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous. He is the propitiation for our sins, and not for ours only but also for the sins of the whole world. And by this we know that we have come to know him, if we keep his commandments. Whoever says “I know him” but does not keep his commandments is a liar, and the truth is not in him, but whoever keeps his word, in him truly the love of God is perfected. By this we may know that we are in him.” — 1 John 2:1-29
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2:13 pm
Wow, an investigative journalist that doesn’t investigate his story. There’s a first.
You’ve either been given faulty information, or you’re a troll. Either way the only thing I regret is I won’t get to see your face when you realise your mistake. Apart from that you have, as I said, made my week. Seriously.
The level of fail is almost beyond comprehension—but then again, we are dealing with someone who thinks Glenn Beck is a patriot—so I guess we shouldn’t be too aghast.
Incidentally, in case you do ever man up and print a correction, you might take solace from the fact no-one I’ve asked about you personally has heard of you or your grubby little accidental parody blog—so your embarrassment shouldn’t do your Google rankings any harm. Honest writing has a habit of attracting honest readers, you should try it some time.
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1:56 pm
Jim, why don’t you man up and admit you like tranny hookers? The deed has been done, you blogger, and know the entire world knows your dark secret.
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3:43 pm
I think that the evidence that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 should be considered carefully.
We of course can’t be certain that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 UNTIL we have seen the evidence both for and against the possibility that Glenn Beck has committed a horrendous crime.
We know that Glenn Beck is not the first right wing guy to have questions about homicide swirling about him – Joe Scarborough is a better contender for that honor.
But until we know whether or not Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 I think we should avoid hurling accusations at people who are merely asking questions.
But let’s get to the bottom of whether Glenn Beck committed a rape and murder of a young girl in 1990 first.
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7:32 pm
Does this shock anybody that I did this stuff? I mean honestly? I am a Mormon after all.
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1:03 pm
Sadly, I can confirm that Glenn Beck has indeed been implicated in the murder and rape of a young woman in 1990, as well as a string of several other murders. I am the lead investigator in a high profile crime unit and we amassed a great deal of information, witness testimony, Beck DNA samples, bone fragments, surveillance footage and more. Right now I must remain anonymous to protect the sensitivity of the case, but to the families out there I just wanted to post this brief message of reassurance. Mr. Beck will be apprehended and held accountable for the heinous crimes he has committed.
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3:45 pm
@Bill O: Thank you for pursuing Glenn Beck. I also read on the internet, that Glenn Beck blows goats. It may be just a rumor, but google says barnyard animals become skittish when Glenn Beck is near. Why? Also, Glenn Beck has a criminal record:
http://www.criminalsearches.com/summary.aspx?input=name&fn=glenn&ln=beck&city=&state=&zip=
I hope he is brought to justice.
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4:35 pm
One of the serious aspects of this case, the very likely scene of the crime as one victim who escape at the last moment has stated, is that Beck buries a large percentage of his victims within the confines of his vast New Canaan, CT estate. Recently, he fought the city to have an electrified 6 foot barrier built around his property too keep FBI agents stationed nearby from being able to watch him in his criminal deeds. The wall also is meant to keep any future victims who might break free of the duct tape and hemp netting that Beck uses from getting off the property. One of his radio sponsors, a stun gun company, has admitted to providing the Beck household numerous stun guns. These are reportedly what he uses to capture and subdue his victims.
Like a FBI psychoanalytical specialist recently told me, “Beck the serial killer is evolving, his methods are becoming more ritualized and his evasion techniques even more sophisticated. The fact that he buries them in his own yard is a sick way of keeping mementos of his kills, and with his vast wealth and political power he can spend millions in legal and private detective fees to undermine and stall underbudgeted law enforcement agencies.”
Here’s an image of the Beck Estate/Killing Field:
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3:49 pm
The people who are claiming that GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990 really need to get their facts straight. There is NO evidence that the person GLENN BECK RAPED AND MURDERED IN 1990 was a girl. I heard the genitalia was so mutilated that the sex of the victim is impossible to determine.
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4:09 pm
Thank you so much for finding the photograph of Glenn Beck wearing the clothes he had on when he may have raped and murdered a girl in 1990. Since this is all so murky, did Glenn Beck have help from former SS members in covering up his past? It’s worth looking into.
SHOW US YOUR RECORDS BECK!!
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8:10 pm
I just love this poster it sums up evrything important.
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9:41 pm
Who is Jesus? And where is heaven? I can’t find it in my atlas.
Could you tell me what country Heaven is in? Thanks.
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1:22 pm
What’s wrong, Janice? Did your boys finally decide to suck each other’s cocks since you’re no good at it — tell you to get back on the computer, did they?
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12:18 am
I think Conservatives did it to make liberals look bad because they knew everyone would assume liberals did it.
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1:14 am
GLEEN BECK IS A BIG FLAMING CLOSET CASE WAITING TO EXPLODE WITH ALL THE CRAP BLOCKED UP HIS COLON.
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8:15 am
Just as long as he don’t do it on live TV.
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12:29 pm
lol @ christwire… Mr. Stephenson Billings… you always had the most creative yet disturbing mind… why don’t you finally come out of the closest for the affair we had in 2003? Yes, you know who this is. I don’t have any proof of the relationship we shared together. All I have are these photos.
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1:54 pm
Very funny. I did not have an affair with Tom DeLay. Stop fabricating.
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2:05 pm
Perhaps you should take your own advice, all I have seen you post is a bunch of fabricated stuff. You say blah blah blah is trying to spread hate yet you say all scientist are Atheist and how you like little children, homosexuals are evil, yet you had an affair with Tom Delay?
I IS A INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER I HAZ ALL THE CERTIFICATIONS I HAZ SENT THE $20.00 TO THE ADDRESS ON THE COMIC BOOK AND IZ A CERTIFIED INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER!!! Heil Hitler!!!
-Stephenson Billings
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5:21 pm
“I did not have an affair with Tom DeLay.”
Unless I am personally shown proof you did not have an affair with Tom DeLay, I will continue to believe what I have heard on the Internet: that you did.
Prove to everyone that you did not. Can you?
As far as the rumors that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990: was Tom Delay with him?
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5:57 pm
Stop with the bs. I will not be baited by freaks like you.
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5:10 pm
ahahhahhaahh this shit is actually serious?
you christian wackjobs are fucking nuts
I thought this was a spoof site til I saw it was christwire
Fox news could learn a few tricks from you guys here, im actually impressed by the level of bullshit and lies found in this. All your unbacked claims are just as bad as the site saying he raped and killed a little girl, but atleast that is meant to be taken humouressly. This is just unintentionally humourous
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5:55 pm
You really know nothing about journalism. This is no surprise coming from someone weaned on MTV, Youtube and our public school system. Please keep your radical agenda to yourself. Glenn Beck has done so much for this country, not just the military. It would be nice of you to show him a little respect.
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5:29 pm
The site is satire and was made by a group of people with no affiliation looking to get a rise out of people and start trouble. It is funny though to see an article complaining about slander which literally is slandering people for things they never did.
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5:48 pm
Get that dirty bong out of your face and try to be realistic, you dimwitted freak.
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5:43 pm
Why must liberals always try to slander good Christian reporters who tell the truth like it is? I find these attacks against Beck heinous and wish crimes of twisting the news in ways that do not promote our moral agenda could be punishable by death.
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10:05 pm
“wish crimes of twisting the news in ways that do not promote our moral agenda could be punishable by death.”
I’ve noticed that Christian history is basically murdering anyone who does not believe as you do. “More blood has been shed for the Kingdom of Christ, than for any other cause.” Montesquieu
I was raised by survivors, so I am not surprised by what you wrote. I associate Christianity with suffering, so thanks for confirming it.
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6:21 pm
Brilliant. This would be hilarious if it wasn’t so horribly true.
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6:29 pm
I will kneel down beside my bed tonight and pray deeply that your mother or your father start paying attention to your internet browsing history. You lack maturity and moral guidance and a child like you should be punished for posting such mean, mean things on the internet. Are you lonely at school? Homely? Bad breath? I realize it’s tough being an awkward teen with body odor issues, but lashing out at your elders will not heal your terrible wounds. Please realize I do forgive you your terrible little comment. The vice cannot but help leap from the fingertips of the morally corrupt young. I imagine you experiment with drugs and perverse sex. I am sorry to hear that. Again, if your parents are listening I think they need to take a larger role in your life. I’d suggest: no video games, family dinners, father-son baseball catch, mother-son bedtime stories, more involvement with your school teachers, a closer relationship with your pastor and of course Sunday School.
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10:15 pm
I will pay $1M to anyone who can prove Glenn Beck does not blow goats.
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6:04 am
Guys, stop with the hate. He’s one of us. A liberal. This whole site is a brilliant satire of the Radical Right. Just look at the bottom bars. “Moral Alerts?” “Blessed This Week?” “Most Delivered?” If Stephenson Billings honestly believed in God, he wouldn’t feel the need to be this comically obvious about it. I mean, he’s one photoshop session away from sticking the Papal Crown on his head and renaming himself Pope Corky the IX.
If this site is serious, then he’s really missed the whole point about faith.
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6:31 am
Please don’t lecture me about faith. You know so very little about anything.
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6:50 am
I didn’t lecture you on faith (unless you lectured me about knowledge), I know much about many things, and your site is still a beautiful, anarchic parody.
Loved the pithy, one-line reply, by the way.
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7:25 am
“My little children, I am writing these things to you so that you may not sin. But if anyone does sin, we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the righteous.” –1 John 2:1
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7:40 am
Indeed we do, Padre. You’re missing the point of this, though. Or dodging it.
Your site is a parody of christian sites and their reactionary administrators and commentators. It’s well made, but it’s still a parody. I just think there should be a disclaimer somewhere.
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8:13 am
Do you seriously not understand what’s happening here?
This is a response to Beck’s deplorable debating tactics i.e. asking people to disprove totally unfounded assertions he makes (cos if ya cant disprove it, it must be true!!!!11!!). He did this when he asked Keith Ellison to prove that he isn’t an “enemy of america”.
All that’s happening is that Beck’s own tactics are being used against him, and lo and behold, he doesn’t like it.
Hall isn’t a “secret democratic party operative”, don’t be so ridiculous. He’s simply one of many people who thought that Beck should get a taste of his own unpleasant medicine.
PS. I can’t quite tell whether this site is satirical or not. If it is, ignore my comment
and I applaud you, it’s hilarious, and very accurate. If not, everyone is laughing at you anyway 
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1:26 pm
I am egregiously fed up with your leftwing wingnuts. How many times and how many ways do I have to say that I know Glenn Beck is most definitely not guilty of rape and murder and that this website is wrong and stupid? You must be truly brainwashed by your fellow travelers in indecency. So please stop the Howard Dean-style outbursts. I think the website, whatever its original intention, is defamation against a man who has a great deal of integrity and success. I am a journalist as is Mr Beck and that’s why I felt it my duty to stand up for him.
Listen Bungerforth, do you know why we fought against Hitler and the Nazis? To protect this country from this sort of dangerous hate mongering and socialist power grabbing that your liberals are trying to foist on this great nation. I believe we must not be like Neville Chamberlain and look the other way when something nasty comes down the pipe. We must stand up and fight it with all our guts and glory.
I suggest you read some history and listen to the wisdom of others in this regard. You’re spending far too much time in the sweaty embrace of the red diaper doper babies.
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4:22 pm
I was raped and murdered by Glenn Beck in 1990, so I’m getting a kick out of this.
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8:22 pm
I was raped and strangled by Glenn Beck in 1990, too.
Apparently, Glenn Beck is a serial rapist.
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10:55 pm
“Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing but inwardly are ravenous wolves. You will recognize them by their fruits. Are grapes gathered from thornbushes, or figs from thistles? So, every healthy tree bears good fruit, but the diseased tree bears bad fruit. A healthy tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a diseased tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Thus you will recognize them by their fruits.”
I hate to say it, but you’ve done nothing to make people believe you’re a good fruit. All you’ve done is incite hate by some of your posts:
“Jim, why don’t you man up and admit you like tranny hookers? The deed has been done, you blogger, and know the entire world knows your dark secret.”
“Stop with the bs. I will not be baited by freaks like you.”
“Get that dirty bong out of your face and try to be realistic, you dimwitted freak.”
“You’re spending far too much time in the sweaty embrace of the red diaper doper babies.”
I mean honestly? How can someone that claims to have a Christ centered life say some of these things?
You’re as hypocritical as Ted Haggard. I even bet you do coke lines off a gay hookers ass crack, just like him.
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11:48 pm
I find your lack of respect appalling.
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12:11 am
Wow!! Nice investigative work. But you’re wasting your talent and time in digging up dirt on the wrong people, you should really be focusing your efforts in trying to disprove the allegations that Beck raped and killed a woman in 1990. http://wp.me/sBfFK-beckrape
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12:12 am
You should be focusing on solving the real mystery- whether Glenn Beck raped and killed a woman in 1990. http://wp.me/sBfFK-beckrape
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1:58 am
For those of you who don’t know, the post above and inane image was created by one of the painfully obsessed internet bloggers that I outed in the article above. He is “Too Safe” a democrat activist whose sad ramblings in the world of journalistic intellectualism are clueless and hamfisted. His poorly executed blog is one of the most poorly trafficked hotbeds of lackluster liberal reasoning around. Sadly, he is probably Rahm Emmanuel’s patsy.
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5:03 pm
Judge not, that ye be not judged, Mr.Billings.
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6:14 pm
“Children, obey your parents in the Lord, for this is right.” –Ephesians 6:1
“But as for you, teach what accords with sound doctrine. Older men are to be sober-minded, dignified, self-controlled, sound in faith, in love, and in steadfastness. Older women likewise are to be reverent in behavior, not slanderers or slaves to much wine. They are to teach what is good, and so train the young women to love their husbands and children, to be self-controlled, pure, working at home, kind, and submissive to their own husbands, that the word of God may not be reviled.” –Titus 2:1-15
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8:09 pm
why do you keepm quoting things that have nothing to do whit what you talk abut?
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1:54 am
Bravo, Billings! You had me going for a while there. I consider myself pretty fluent in sarcasm, so I’m actually kind of embarrassed you fooled me for so long. I should have picked up on it when you started slamming UC Irvine, but it seemed barely plausible. The real giveaway was when you mocked the title “Esquire,” that’s common enough that even a real-deal Beck defender wouldn’t be that stupid. But other than that, bravo! Getting away with a real example of Poe’s Law is harder than it seems.
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10:04 am
This article was a bit boring so I didn’t read it in depth, but the main thing I take away from it is that Glen Beck was accussed of raping a young girl in 1990. Thanks for bringing this serious matter to my attention.
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10:39 am
Actually, Glenn Beck was accused of raping and strangling a girl in 1990, a charge he has never denied. He refuses to release his criminal record abstract. All he has to do is release that record stamped “subject has clear record to date,” and all this will go away.
Why won’t he do so?
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2:01 pm
I’m shocked that a cabal of liberal atheists and freedom haters would use Glenn Beck’s own tactics against him. For shame! Obviously unsaved heathens who are going to hell for eternity.
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10:16 pm
Wow. You guys need to read more often, or at least listen to the unending diatribe of conspiracy theories that Glenn Beck spews daily from his “pulpit” at Fox News. I fully support the SATIRICAL attack on the idiot Beck: he’s incredibly dangerous because he naively believes all the crap he’s saying. If you would even bother to Google or Wikipedia Mr. Beck, then you would know as the rest of us “radical liberals” do that he has NO college education to at least qualify him to speak on even one of the topics he postures about daily on his programs.
Please think for yourselves. Realize this man for what he truly is: a lunatic.
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10:50 pm
I don’t think glenn beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, but why doesn’t he just prove the allegations wrong and put this whole ‘rumor’ to rest???
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4:51 am
Is this website a joke? Because if it’s not, then Billings is a joke.
Might be funny to rape and murder him though.
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10:59 pm
Why is this man so eager to defend rapists? I think it’s be cause he is a rapist sympathiser. Or maybe an actual rapist.
Come, follow me to the blackboard.
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5:25 pm
Glenn Beck is a Patriotic American who is fighting a total fraud in the White House. He has the best interests of all of us. Glenn Beck is NO RAPIST. If the Democratic Party wants to find a rapist they should check out MSNBC or the OBama administration.
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5:21 am
Hmm, Bill Clinton was bounced from Oxford for RAPE, and then did a few more over here. Obama was caught with his pants down and his crack pipe in his mouth in a limousine when he was senator… with another man.
Beck is a saint. I hope they sue you too.
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9:24 am
obama ain’t even an american. he was born on foreign soil. he hates america. glenn beck is good amerian. we gonna take back the white house in 2012, with Sarah. too bad we cant have a Palin/Beck ticket. that wood be a dream ticket.
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8:54 am
Wow,
Talk about proving your inability to see the truth. Try actually reading the gb1990 web page. No wonder the Republican party is posting its lowest approval numbers ever. As Americans become more informed and educated the ranks of the right dwindle.
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8:03 am
Glen should just come out and say he did not rape and murder this poor woman twenty years ago. Why doesn’t he just come out and say so and put the whole thing to rest.
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