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    Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius Is Sick With Flu, How Ironic

    October 21, 2009 1:20 pm 27 comments

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    capt.1521905863a64f0c8b120f7254eaf64e.congress swine flu dcsw104 Secretary of Health Kathleen Sebelius Is Sick With Flu, How Ironic

    Here we have more proof of why the Democrats are not qualified to run this country. Barack Hussein Obama foolishly appointed a women, Kathleen Sebelius, to be the Secretary of Health for our country.

    Now women are naturally suited to be secretaries, but this is not a typical secretary position. It requires the person in the chair to boss and create healthcare policy for our nation; this is clearly beyond the capacity of this women as you can see by my fresh picture evidence served up above. 

    She is sick with the flu! You can see it in her left eyeball!  How dare someone who can’t keep themselves healthy act like they can oversee healthcare policies and execution for our nation!  Under her watch we’ll all be sick and dead of the Mexican Swine flu!

    I wish this were several hundred years ago because liberals, immigrants scientists and women were kept in their place; that’s why this land had no plagues in it!

    Now look.  The last time we had a national flu scare was last year when the Chinese tried to sneak Avian flu into our country.  Before that, I think we all prominently remember the dirty German Pandemic Flu after the Great War, where the weak immune systems of wappo immigrants helped spread disease.

    Friends, it’s time we get some proper people into office.  We have a socialist masquerading as President of the World and he’s appointed a women to boss all our health system around.  Look at the results.  Sebelius need to go home and take care of her own, and let a qualified man who can at least stay healthy be responsible for our healthcare.

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    • Too bad there isn’t a secretary of nursing job, she’d almost be double qualified.

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    • I’m sure Commissar Sebellius was at the front of the line when vaccines were being handed out at her private Washington gold-plated clinic. But it’s all a big lie. The vaccines do next to nothing and that swine flu itself is nothing more than a mediocre cold. Does you know anyone who came down with this? Not me, nor anyone I know. But the media loves their horror stories. Obama himself has done a fantastic job distracting America for the important issues at hand with this swine flu panic. It’s just a way for him to scare people into passing his health care agenda.

      I wouldn’t be surprised if Sebllius’s coming down with flu is part of the larger plot to terrify America into spending trillions on this plan that will punish the pocketbooks of ordinary Americans and give medical care to people who frankly don’t want it.

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      • “Does you know anyone who came down with this?”

        I don’t know, does I? Oh wait, yes I does. My uncle and my cousin came down with it, as did my coworker.

        “But the media loves their horror stories.”

        And so does this website. Hmm, I recall several articles on this site about the “Mexican Zombie Flu”.

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      • Truth.

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    • Hmm judging form Billings post ill say he suffers form a mom complex because in his basement his mom makes the rules and since he is to fat to move by himself by now his only way to get back at her is by praying to god that woman dont get jobs and suffer and by posting random shit on his blog

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    • It is a blog and your a blogger

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    • SOME QUESTIONS FOR YOU

      Please cite the SOURCE of the photo of Sibelius. What did the SOURCE say was the problem with the woman with the puffy eye? And why is she holding a pen (or is that the flu sprayer?) like it’s a ciggie?

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    • the source would be photoshop

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    • Even my Russian teacher is sick with the H1N1, so what’s the problem? We have a substitute and she’s recovering very fast!

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    • “I wish this were several hundred years ago because liberals, immigrants scientists and women were kept in their place; that’s why this land had no plagues in it!”

      It seems like Abe is a sexist… you know what that means? It means that he is GAY.

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      • “It seems like Abe is a sexist… you know what that means? It means that he is GAY.”

        Actually, at least from my experience, the majority of gay men have a great amount of respect for women because they don’t view us as sexual objects. Sexist, misogynistic men are usually straight, like Abe, Adam Nelson, Chuck Reagan, Dan Nordgren, etc.

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        • Actually, I get your point Clair.

          I actually have a friend who happens to be gay. This would be insulting to him.

          However, that does not change the fact that Abe is an idiot.

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    • You are all being fooled into giving your money to the church. You are all pathetic for beilieving in some guy Who cant possibly exist. You have no possible proof and you will all sigh when you die and end up at the waiting line for reincarnation and get laughed at by a crowd of sadistic squirrils with shotguns for beiliving such crap. May your souls end up in mcdonalds freezer being humped by a bent bucktoothed squirrel thats being buggered by mr t.

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    • something is wrong that girls face.

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    • Your Friendly Neighborhood Agnostic.

      I would just like to point out everything that is wrong with this article, but first off I’ll say that I don’t disbelieve in god, however I choose not to follow any religion because I see no good come of it.

      1. I do not see any link between Barrack Obama and Saddam Hussein. Please specify.

      2. Kathleen Sebelius and women in general are perfectly capable of being secretary of health and other positions of power, including president. This is probably the most blatant, childish and foolish display of sexism I have ever seen.

      3. That picture could have just been at a bad time and if she does have flu that is not evidence of anything. You honestly think that the secretary of health has the blessing of Allah and will never become ill?

      4. It’s not “Mexican swine flu”. It’s just H1N1 flu. You can’t receive swine flu from pigs and it’s just a coincidence that it started in Mexico.

      5. Your 4th paragraph is nothing but an incoherent babble of uninformed nonsense. Did you even stop to ponder the ludicrousy of saying women, liberals, immigrants and most of all scientists should be kept in your place? America was founded on immigrants. And if it wasn’t for scientists and liberals we would all be throwing spears at deer right now. By the way, it was scientists that created the H1N1 vaccine. Also saying that there were no plagues a few hundred years ago is totally and completely false, there were plagues and more people died from them.

      6. For your information, it was the soanish influenza, not the german flu and immigrants have no weaker immune systems than anybody else. And the Chinese are not trying to kill you.

      So for the next time please try to find any kind of evidence to back up your idiotic claims. This is why the world hates america.

      Hail Satan!

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      • You write, “Hail Satan!” Well, thank you for letting us know that you’re a liberal. I don’t need to bother to read anything else of your stupid post.

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        • Yo Billings!!!
          I want to put my atheist cock in your religious asshole and cum all over your face.
          What do you say to that, bitch?!?

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    • I hope you die a slow painful death you racist, sexist cunts. Fuck off and die. All you do is spread hatred and misery and every single person in the entire fucking world will be happier when you all croak. Why do you hate women (and immigrants, homosexuals, jews, non-whites, non-christians etc. etc. etc.) so much. Is it that you think you are so fucking perfect that anyone who is not you is not good enough. FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!

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    • “I wish this were several hundred years ago because liberals, immigrants scientists and women were kept in their place; that’s why this land had no plagues in it!”

      1617 – Smallpox outbreak, Native Americans given blankets coated with the virus by English colonialists

      1633 – Smallpox outbreak, endemic again to Native Americans

      1648 – Smallpox, epidemic

      1648 – Whooping cough, epidemic

      1657 – Measles, Boston MA

      1662 – Smallpox, NYC

      etc, etc, etc. Outbreaks of disease have occurred in this country before it was even a country. I could continue to present time, listing all of the plagues that happened, but it would take too long and frankly, you’re not worth the effort. Suffice to say, the spread of epidemic disease continues even today, with H1N1 being the most relevant example. Now, the outbreaks typically were of things such as smallpox, measles, mumps, rubella, pertussis, diphtheria, influenza, polio, and even plague itself. You assert that these did not exist a few hundred years ago because women, scientists, and immigrants were kept in their place. I wonder, how would you respond to the exponential decline in these diseases in America during the late 1800s and early/mid 1900s with the advent of vaccination and antibiotics? The fact is, scientists (which include men, women, and immigrants) have revolutionized medicine to the point where these disastrous diseases have vanished from our radar. People now no longer likely to die of infectious agents, but now are dying of cardiovascular diseases and various types of cancer. Your assertion is that God sanctified this country in the old days because we kept people who he does not favor down, and would not let them contribute. My assertion is that the community working together, in humanitarian pursuits rather than person vendettas against society, made this country a better place. If God exists, his only role in eliminating these diseases from our lives was giving mankind the wherewithal to think things through and produce a solution to the problem. Now, if you are the ground-breaking news source that you claim, and not a biased blog, you will have a legitimate response to the discrepancies between the truth and your argument. I suspect, however, that you will make no such attempt, and simply pound away at your keyboard (again, something science produced) like an ape with a hammer. If such is the case, my condolences on your de-evolution.

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