• South American + Africa = T. Rex

    October 21, 2009 4:23 am 6 comments
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  • Today our research interns have come upon more proof that Satan is trying to subliminally spread his evolution agenda to our children.

    As you know, devil-friendly individuals such as Richard Dawkins and PZ Meyers believe in evolution. They believe the universe magically created itself and that all life somehow “evolved” from nothing.

    Naturally, people should be skeptical about such far-fetched nonsense but day-in and day-out, we see many choose to believe this garbage. Why? Why do people believe in natural selection? Why on Earth do they think dinosaurs actually existed instead of just being fake bones planted by demons, trying to bend our faith?

    The reason is Satan has been busy. From the beginning of time he has, shifted, the Earth’s tectonic plates and caused landmasses to quake and move in such a way that when children look upon maps, they get a subliminal message that South American + Africa = T. Rex.

    It seems that if you subliminally take South America and turn it a bit counter-clockwise, and then overlap a turned Africa with it, you can clearly see that Satan has made the composite image of his favorite lie dinosaur, the T. Rex. Warning: The following image media portrays propaganda created by Satan. Please first pray and then order women/children to leave the room, followed by discussion on why they will not be able to look at maps until you say otherwise.

    This is pretty scary and just about every school, home and even church has a modern map. The only solution is just to obscure South America and Africa from all future maps, or just ban maps in general. This propaganda of Satan is helping to spread evolution, and I’d like to thank our interns and their research partners at Buzz and Kansas State University for helping us uncover this sinister plot that’s been going on for thousands of years.

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