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The Demonic Soviets have once again threatened our Christian nation. As we speak, Soviet dictator Vladmir Putin and his dog Medvedev are meeting with Iranian terror leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Russia supports Iran acquiring nuclear arms so they may destroy peaceful nations such as Israel, the Holy Land to our faith and way of life. Today Russia vowed to nuke every American city if we as much as suggest Iran not develop nuclear weapons that will destroy the unprecedented peace on Earth America has created since being the guardians of humanity since World War 2.
Hours ago, Putin went to the Kremlin and delivered a biting speech where he invoked memories of the Cold War and threatened to once again pull down the dark, blinding metal of the Russian Iron Curtain.
This bleak, blistery winter is the harbringer of icy relations between amiable America and the sinister Soviets. Russia has already started to prepare nuclear weapons, saying that America is still a Cold War enemy and that we our not allies.
Putin’s greatest dream is to see the flesh seared of the bones of your children, as they die from nuclear fallout and radiation. Soviets are all atheists and Godless people, so have no sense of reason or fellowship in their spiritually impoverished heart.
Barack Obama is a decent man, but not a man who can lead us against the new soviet threat. We need a man of military knowledge and expertise in office; a man who will not allow your children to die under the cold boots of a Soviet conscript. We need a man who would make President Ronald Reagan’s eyes glisten with pride.
Your heart should be panicked as Russia mounts a new war against our amicable nation that fosters peace, prosperity and respect for all countries on this Earth. To protect ourselves and our friends, we must double our military capibilaties and call for a new cold war against Russia.
We must make their people know that when you mess with America, you mess with God. And the wrath of our holy arms are endless and without bound. They must come to understand that if they kindle our anger, it will burn until we cast their lifeless, Godless carcasses and souls to roast for all time with their true Soviet leader, Satan.
Let us all look forward to the day when we wipe the Soviet people and their wicked land off the face of our Earth. If they want war with America, the nation blessed with the eternal riches of the Heavens, so be it. We will finish the job that our dear passed friends President Ronald Reagan and Pope John Paul II started long ago; destroy communism.
And we will not stop until there is nothing but a bleak, icy landscape covering their dark, dank lands filled with the cousin of beautiful oil, natural gas. And it will be free to all who are with us, and not against us. Amen.
2:57 pm
My word! If you look in the image you can see Putin has recruited Chinese soldiers!
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3:52 pm
Adam you are a complete fucking idiot That is a picture of when he visited china
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5:49 pm
We should have marched into Russia when we had the chance– 1945!
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9:21 pm
Well excepting for the fact that at the end of the war, the Russians army was still about 4 times the size of the other Allies combined.
And that was AFTER they had already lost 7 million soldiers during the course of the war.
So I don’t think that would have worked somehow.
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6:01 pm
Fat chance that you would ever get out of your basement bill
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10:35 pm
If i could take things out of context like you do, I could state the world was created 6000 years ag—oh wait…my bad!
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8:11 am
thank goodness we had president george w bush to stockpile our nuclear guns. i dont think whatever these russians and chinese can do they will ever be able to touch the us of a. we are still the leader of the world in weapons money and common sense.
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8:12 am
despite obama.
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5:15 pm
I told everyone the Chinese are planning to attack us again like they did in World War 2. This picture evidence is striking my heart with fear and I pray we’ll get a good man in office in 2012 who will vow to nuke China and Russia off the planet before they come here to kill my family.
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11:53 pm
im pretty sure that russians dont want to nuke us and god dosnt want us shooting nukes at anyone.. or my wife could just be a russian spy who has infiltrated my mind and made me into a russian sympathizer.. oh noes its working cant spel so good engluish..фыы рфе
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3:50 pm
By the way, nuclear weapons are extremely dangerous. Not just the main effects. Nuclear weapons can cause a cloud of smoke to block the sun by burning cities with radiation. This blocks out crops, killing a big amount of the population through starvation.
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1:05 am
wow seriously … china and russia … if they wanted to kick american ass they will already did it seriously people stop being paranoid its because of that stalin lost his wars
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10:26 pm
“I told everyone the Chinese are planning to attack us again like they did in World War 2. This picture evidence is striking my heart with fear and I pray we’ll get a good man in office in 2012 who will vow to nuke China and Russia off the planet before they come here to kill my family.”
Did everyone that you told that to laugh at you like they should of? The Chinese attacking us like in WW2? I seem to remember that it was actually the Japanese.
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1:04 am
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!! I have never read so many idiocies in so little lines!!!! The author of this crap is nothing but a fundamentalists asshole who believes Jesus had in his day a bunch of WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!! Look assholes, for your info here are some FACTS:
1) Satan does NOT exist.
2) Jesus was NOT the son of God, he was just another holy man.
3) The russians are common people, just like you and me, who want in life a regular home, family and productive existence. Anyone who thinks otherwise is nothing but a STUPID ZEALOT!!!
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3:07 am
Awesome! Yes! Go Russia go!!!! The americans are demonic and pure evil. They ARE the REAL bad guys here and the damned liars KNOW it. PLEASE turn them into charcoal and send them back to hell where they belong already. They have done enough evil and caused enough harm. Nuke the inhuman american demons!!!!! YES!!!! Nuke every major city! Just leave the Native American reservations alone so the Natives can have their lands back once the hell bound americans are dust as they SOOOOOO deserve to be!!!!!!!!! If I had that little red button in front of me I would push it right now… with my ass!
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